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The boy will curse his ancestors and parents when he turn 18.

blackmale: as for me,, bovi is way better than this basketmouth,,, he shud improve on his own jokes first, instead of advising his colleagues..

What? Bo wetin? Abeg if na play make you stop am.
Basket is one of the 3 best comedians in Nigeria.

[quote author=Mynd_44]If you had the type of classmates I had, you would write your name on everything. Hell we wrote our names on our chairs and tables sef[/quote]Omo, na small e remain, we for write our names on our forehead sef.

adaobi123: is basketmouth even funny ?

Not at all. You sef funny pass am.

That's my best comedian talking.

I've only heard two things about Ethiopia -
1) They are living in abject poverty.
2) When you see an average Ethiopian, your first impression would be - did God forget this person inside fire?

Omonjoe: I stayed @ saburi dei-dei I also visited Nyanyan,Jikwoyi,mararaba,zuba etc. I stay in sapele road in Benin city

Na wa o, is Ghetto your middle name?

RIP, the world will miss him.

kunleajaye: My take is if no one else trusted me and believed me, she should be the last person that will do that. What my buddy did for me during that period was what i had expected her to do. She was my fiancee for God's sake. Imagine your fiancee, the person you've chosen to be your wife and mother of your children, someone you've decided to spend the rest of your life with, now turning around and calling you a thief in that manner. It still hurts so bad.

How old was the relationship?

Op,first of all, I'm happy for you!
My take is: you can't really blame that babe for not trusting you enough. This is Naija. Anybody can do and undo.
Pls forgive her for she has done nothing unusual.

Lots of liars here mhen

Lmao

She look shy

Eeya, madam sorry o. Seriously, I feel for you and the kids. Next time, please tell your husband to always consult Oga at the top before making such comment.

Kirinwa: Share yours.

Would have love to, just that am too lazy to type a project now.

Op, what happen is - them they pursue you from village,and you need to go wash your head inside river or go for a serious deliverance. Thank you

[quote author=Mrs.Chima]Men ruling the world today is the reason women need to rule tomorrow.

Men don't know shit and sucks at everything including sex![/quote]Are you telling us with style that you've tasted all the men in your place?

fubbyy: first of all, no girl in this world can make my head spin and turn around 360•

Any girl that am attracted to, am calling her immediately regardless of where I am, I was with a pastor after a church service talking about an important issue, I saw a girl that I was waiting for, I called her in the presence of the pastor

I told her that I like her and I've been waiting to talk to her but we can't talk now because am busy with the pastor, I asked her to give me her number so we can talk later

I brought out my phone, omg.. My phone was off, I collected the pastor's phone and took her number, pastor was very short of words because no way to prove if what I did was a sin or not, I later got paper and pen and collect the number, I even delete it from the pastor's phone , you know pastor can be as smart as you

I have chyked woman in presence of her mother and sister, I have chyked woman inside bus,church,street,school,class,I've even chyked a soldier on a uniform(she's dying for me till date)

Poster am a f***king jerk, to be sincere this I no send attitude works like magic

God bless the author of the book"why jerks get all girls"

It really changed my life

You try! But still never reach my own. Lol

Chai! Omo, wallahi, I love Naija die! Never a dull moment. Well, make I know talk much o, make my oga at the no say I say another thing.

I like this draw o

kramer: Arsenal to win !!

Update: Since i am first to comment (thank you Jesus)... you may refer to me as your oga at the top

Congratulations! Na big thing Jesus do for you o. So which award you come take? Meanwhile, I wana see
Barca - Bayern
Madrid - Juventus

Hala Madrid

Kirinwa: What's your trick?

Nothing unusual, just the usual - which is boldness, and you are done!

Op, last time I felt like that before a lady was when I was in SS1.
Today, even if she like make she fine pass fine, drives Veron Bugatti, I go spin am.

;DI'm proud to be a man

BeautyFULL85: .

If its truly a tradition, den its a primitive one, dat should be caged and tossed deep down into d dead sea.

Na you go start that one o.

Op, na so we sef meet am o, na tradition. And anything tradition scarcely has a legitimate reason. Lol

Oga Op, as her presence is giving you a sickish feeling, pls let her be. If you can't forgive her pls divorce her asap. You are killing yourself gradually by staying in a relationship where you are not happy.

Wait make I go ask my oga

sanb: @Op BRAVO; good points. Also to mention that it makes you have beautiful/radiant skin as well. I drink 2 litres of water every day; and have seen the difference it makes to my health.

2 litres of water in a day and you say you drink lots of water? Lol, that's what I drink at a go!