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Giwa ‘Expensive’ Oluwaseyi

Truly every new born on the day of his/her naming ceremony it will be of unknown to such child, or people who has passed on, on that day which last respect service shall be conducted on their behalf they know not what's happening. On this contrary, wedding happens to be the only event/day, everyone have a life time opportunity to witness their christening live and direct. It is on wedding day you can find out to know who loves you, which is much clearer to everybody; wedding day is more of celebrating ones naming ceremony to me.

I have found wedding ceremony easier to visit than attending other ceremonies, I am not condemning just that I feel more comfortable in any wedding reception the feeling is welcoming, the atmosphere could tickle to begin wedlock sojourn (neither single or engaged).

Due to my encounter with weddings I discovered the feeling I felt watching those couples kissing, shower goose bumps on me which made me come to a conclusion that the kisses on ones wedding day is more different from all other kisses and surely if I am to interview those couples definitely I am going to get similar answers.

[/i]I am a guy who loves to kiss a lot; those kisses which I have ones practice to be sincere I knew those kisses are not official; because they were done by the close door or closet. The reason why I am going to seize that opportunity ‘on my wedding day’ kissing my bride to be in the presence of her families and the world; passing a corner message that I am the bad guy who has been salivating those lips.[i]

Dancing section in Nigeria wedding ceremony is enticing and dramatic, I love it when I see couples buggy it down on the dancing floor, and you know that scene when the groom will held his bride then rock her till her family begin to go coy. Or dancing on wedding day usually make the well wishers get to know the kind of person those couple were: fantastically, through the dance of some bride you get know she’s the type whom never seize to visit the club on Fridays with the way she will bounce that ass…

[/i]My bride to be I am using this opportunity to tell you, ‘on our wedding day’ please free yourself, ginger your strength by dancing me to stupor; I won’t mind because I want to show the world how well my bride can dance. Please do not be tha “Coy mistress” who refuses to dance her way to the ‘Other Room’. And as for me please prepare your mind for on that day: as I dance with you, straight I am looking into your eyes and I will grab your bum all at the same time.[i]

There are two types of wedding ceremony in my country Nigeria; the Island and the mainland wedding ceremony. And by chance I can tell you that I have gotten the privilege to attend and see wedding on the Island i.e. Victoria Island (VI), Victoria Garden City (VGC), Lekki Admiralty 1&2. Orile, Ajegunle, Mushin, Fadeyi, Yaba, Ago-palace, Surulere to mention few for the mainland experience.
This is it: wedding ceremony on the mainland can be a bit stylish, while some can be comic.

The stylish wedding ceremony happens in area such as: Yaba, Surulere and axis, no much restriction of people attending the occasion; although some can be strictly by invitation but after when the proper session has been done when it is time for food galore, here you begin to see face of different caliber from the street who had come to help in tasting the meal of the day. Well-wisher does come stylish but moderate. Here you found them gifting the couple with medium deep freezer, blender, oven, bag of semo, and other minor house apparatus.

The Orile, Mushin, Ajegunle and Ago-palace are the ‘O wo Ankara oje semo’ kind of wedding ceremony which well-wishers are in uniform attire. It is common they tell their visitor meat has finish after thirty minute of serving food; and you begin to wonder where cow/cows being slaughter has disappear to. ‘mogbo moya’ has the privilege to visit because no special invitation is require for reception are usually set in an open field or a spacious compound. Plastic cups, plate and cooler, knife, hand fan, kettle, sachet of klin or airier detergent are given as gift to couple.

Victoria Island (VI), Victoria Garden City (VGC), Lekki Admiralty 1&2, are the wedding party kind of setting. Strictly by highly printed invitation; no chance for intruder or ‘mogbo moya’, high-class personality in attendance. Occasion done in a remote axis, or still at a 5star hotel; bouncer available to bounce anything bounce able; cool atmosphere plus well standard buffet. Jaw-dropping present such as: written and blank cheque, cars, travel ticket (for honeymoon), house, empty land etc.

[/i]‘On my wedding day’ I will be fair; I won’t be that harsh on who ever have the dream of attending my wedding. But there will be maximum accordance on that day; hum… I might not bring in bouncer because I won’t be happy hearing that I have use my money to pull out somebody’s teeth through the bouncer. I will rely on God guidance.[i]

[/i]‘On my wedding day’ no frapapa would be allow, aso-ebi is not a must, no eating twice but worry not caterer will cater for satisfactions, buffet on standby, serve yourself on point. Please upcoming in-law, my family I beg you people allow my visitor to have enough meat, no complain of no meat, food or drinks on that day. For my niggers that would show up be rest assures your hospitality is hundred percent. And come loaded with cash spray me weller.[i]

[/i]To my amiable gift giver, I want big deep freezer, cars, cheques, air condition, big washing machine, hall (for my reception), travel ticket, big house, empty acres of land and all kind of classic home apparatus.[i]

thank you.

From what I read from the excerpt Facebook comment. I am here to support the motion or point of view of a chap in there whom clarify that men, father or daddies should be careful on how they grant easy access to their home.

One cannot tell who is who[just as a layman would say], eyeing that beautiful apple you've been nurturing for her better morrow. Aside the man's cousin it could be his friend, or blood brother who doesn't have the real spirit of holiness.

The young belle shouldn't be blame, truly she look mature and juicy [as the pictures depicted] but who knows if the shameless cousin lore her to the shameful act. And since he would have assure her of non disclosure [my guesstimate].

To those who are currently daddy with a girl-child and to those who are yet to be.

The watch word is: [/i]Guide your home, while watch your back.[i]

Hello Ex. I won't say I wasn't wise enough when I got you your first phone, the height of epitome I was with you then couldn't be compare more reason I never for once think of pulling your tnap. On till we came close in contact again earlier this year. The fool you think I am of my old self when you request for a bigger phone as your birthday gift. Baluu I'm sorry I got another who deserve the phone than you do.

IamKashyBaby:
Whatchu mean?


Well, its hard to find nowadays a man that will love his gf ONLY...most of them now wanna hit ever wet holes and will give STD to their gf

[b][/b]smiles. Yo momma. With what am gonna say I don't mean to be disrespectful. Just that you've got it twisted, I can boldly tell you that not all man are cheater as you think. Among men of nowadays there were faithful niccer out there.

Sorry, if I tackle you here. Men can be funny at times, but I can tell you that we've enough modest dude out there, whom won't want to jump in the wet ocean of any kind.

As for the STD. Now lemme play a God now. Assuming you are mine as I type this 'Thought' I wouldn't want to jeopardize your health for anything stupid I would have done in secret. Because you send me not, to do what I must have done, just that protecting you would be my priority.

ipobarecriminals:
nothing new here. Nah old format Just ignore them Stop looking for job when u can start one from ur room. Just sit down and think

Through that bro. More reason we that knew about it have to keep putting out in other to keep those who had no knowledge of this.

Truly I have applied for jobs online from numerous production firm and i can tell you message have not been send to me yet, surely C.V has to pass through proper screening before one can be invited for an interview. This is how you know genuine company. However is it advisable companies name must be written down for future reference.


More reason i will like to share my experience from those Luke warmers who called themselves job giver to the job seekers.


So jejely on my own, message pop into my box, that I am being invited for an interview. Firstly I got delighted thinking my overnight sending of C.V is here to be fruitful. But something pinch me to look beyond that message, and from my little experience of receiving message for an Interview in which the company sending you such message won't/will ever hide the company name.


But this message I received only indicate "INTERVIEW" instead of a company name, even the position I am to be interviewed for was not indicated; what a suspicious invitation.


Wetin I go school for. Sharp, sharp I reckon on google and typed in the address in the text. Oh boy... See testimony of those who have fallen victim and those who almost fall going for an interview to the same address in the text message that was sent to me.


I am writing this little info for yo'll and please kindly forward to those you know whom are seeking for jobs, for they won't fall victim of scammers or kidnappers. Alongside this information I have attach the *Tex Message* being sent to me for you to see [/i]Based on acceptance of your application,HR Head invites you for an Interview on Tuesday 18/7/17 by 9am @ 98,Hill Star House ,Palm Avenue, Mushin, Lagos.Ref:IA/20[i], plus six (6) steps of format of their message incase you come across in anyone[pics].


NB: worry yourself not if you have no job at hand. Rush not and stop being desperate going for an interview. Seek jobs through the right source and genuine websites. There where no jobs but there where job out there. A genuine company will never hide her Identity lailai.
Cheers.

#ExpensiveSheet #ShineYourEye

Back in high school I knew what love is called, just that I am not too mature enough to practice one or earn it. I engaged � myself with a alot of things pertaining to relationship and affection.

On the Broadway of me searching for the meaning of Love, I tell you I encountered much much more things that corrupted my mind and eyes. Because nobody to guide me on how to crave one.

Although people around me think they were but they didn't know I got skeletons of *Pornography tapes, bladder blowing magazines and the minor one I.e Mills & Booms*.

Fast forward to getting out of high school. Believe me you, I have TASTED FROM THE POT OF STEW in which the technique I made used of to execute that was from those magazines and tapes. Later on I became *'Ladies Man'* since I have gathered enough knowledge on how to talk them out without stepping on toes. I became so sweet to them through my craft for writing of *Poems and Poetry*.

So one day a friend of mine aunty confesses to me how so well she fell for me because of the way I talked about love and relationships. Then I'm at the age of 23; that going down with me won't be nice of her for I am to young to taste from her kind of stew.

Through my friend I later got to know that her hubby do not have her time for he hardly stay home. Although I never took advantage, how can I, when the liver in me is yet to grow up the more? I only took the simplest chance by offering her my long time CD which I have kept in a long time.

Then i said to myself that I am going to keep it for my future lover when the time comes, in my thought then, that I am going to sit with my future lover and watch with her *TITANIC & ROMEO AND JULIET*. But so sad I lost my CD after I gave them to her. So where can I find my Jack and Romeo?

Damn if milk is being pour on dis dude head someone is gonna lick it off... And what da fk! Is tiwa putting is she imitating "lil kim" i guess she is...

dmcdad: ^^ Just kidding bruv.. U shouldn't have duplicated the post. Anywayz, it's all gud

it's all rite i gat ur back man.... 1love

Yeah i appreciate yo all that reply, quote or comment i feel yo all and i smile to yo dat feel sayin sh**** is the best tin: unlike ma mizzle.
@larrymoore hey man i wanna le u kw dat ama d best student in ma class...lolz u cn go confarm in lasgidi-poly, so ur advising to face ma study iz a late tot frm u ma mizzle(we cn still b pal sha).
@nasty_clown uhmmm journal(i tink i did dat already) 10x mizzle.
@stella-bella babe craze cn start in any area you're rite ma new ****** frnd, but didn't u realised dat d crase iz everywhere 'ven in ur hood.... (u ma bst gal pal).
@dmcdad hey dad wen did u bcum a toddler dat u r nw doin copy en pste, DAD!!!! U never told me DAD.
@mynd_44 funny rite...lolz
@goldieluks maybe u if i'm right, rite?
1love yo....

This virgo of mine she's someone i cheerish so so much, lemme hint the nail on the head i meet her in school we're of same department- i liked her and i woo her infact i'm wooing her now, along the line i found out she's so tight(you know what i mean) wow... I couldn't believe it not on till the D-day l vulger her down and the way to paradise is so "naro" as days goes by i keep knocking cos i can't just give up cos she need ma help to make her feel free. On day she called me and told me she was bl****ding i was like what da f**** it was later we both found out that it's the moment for her feminine tax(if you know what i mean) and yet am still knocking despite ma experince as a door opener and sharp shooter b4 i meet ma VIRGO. Now i'm throwing this issue to all da ex-VIRGO out here(NL) what did you think i can do make ma VIRGO feel free, tell me something as somebody that has pass through this tight boundary. And for chaps yo'll are not left out on this you can say somthing. [color=]This virgo of mine she's someone i cheerish so so much, lemme hint the nail on the head i meet her in school we're of same department- i liked her and i woo her infact i'm wooing her now, along the line i found out she's so tight(you know what i mean) wow... I couldn't believe it not on till the D-day l vulger her down and the way to paradise is so "naro" as days goes by i keep knocking cos i can't just give up cos she need ma help to make her feel free. On day she called me and told me she was bl****ding i was like what da f**** it was later we both found out that it's the moment for her feminine tax(if you know what i mean) and yet am still knocking despite ma experince as a door opener and sharp shooter b4 i meet ma VIRGO. Now i'm throwing this issue to all da ex-VIRGO out here(NL) what did you think i can do make ma VIRGO feel free, tell me something as somebody that has pass through this tight boundary. And for chaps yo'll are not left out on this you can say somthing. [/color]This virgo of mine she's someone i cheerish so so much, lemme hint the nail on the head i meet her in school we're of same department- i liked her and i woo her infact i'm wooing her now, along the line i found out she's so tight(you know what i mean) wow... I couldn't believe it not on till the D-day l vulger her down and the way to paradise is so "naro" as days goes by i keep knocking cos i can't just give up cos she need ma help to make her feel free. On day she called me and told me she was bl****ding i was like what da f**** it was later we both found out that it's the moment for her feminine tax(if you know what i mean) and yet am still knocking despite ma experince as a door opener and sharp shooter b4 i meet ma VIRGO. Now i'm throwing this issue to all da ex-VIRGO out here(NL) what did you think i can do make ma VIRGO feel free, tell me something as somebody that has pass through this tight boundary. And for chaps yo'll are not left out on this you can say somthing. [color=]This virgo of mine she's someone i cheerish so so much, lemme hint the nail on the head i meet her in school we're of same department- i liked her and i woo her infact i'm wooing her now, along the line i found out she's so tight(you know what i mean) wow... I couldn't believe it not on till the D-day l vulger her down and the way to paradise is so "naro" as days goes by i keep knocking cos i can't just give up cos she need ma help to make her feel free. On day she called me and told me she was bl****ding i was like what da f**** it was later we both found out that it's the moment for her feminine tax(if you know what i mean) and yet am still knocking despite ma experince as a door opener and sharp shooter b4 i meet ma VIRGO. Now i'm throwing this issue to all da ex-VIRGO out here(NL) what did you think i can do make ma VIRGO feel free, tell me something as somebody that has pass through this tight boundary. And for chaps yo'll are not left out on this you can say somthing. [color=]This virgo of mine she's someone i cheerish so so much, lemme hint the nail on the head i meet her in school we're of same department- i liked her and i woo her infact i'm wooing her now, along the line i found out she's so tight(you know what i mean) wow... I couldn't believe it not on till the D-day l vulger her down and the way to paradise is so "naro" as days goes by i keep knocking cos i can't just give up cos she need ma help to make her feel free. On day she called me and told me she was bl****ding i was like what da f**** it was later we both found out that it's the moment for her feminine tax(if you know what i mean) and yet am still knocking despite ma experince as a door opener and sharp shooter b4 i meet ma VIRGO. Now i'm throwing this issue to all da ex-VIRGO out here(NL) what did you think i can do make ma VIRGO feel free, tell me something as somebody that has pass through this tight boundary. And for chaps yo'll are not left out on this you can say somthing. [/color]This virgo of mine she's someone i cheerish so so much, lemme hint the nail on the head i meet her in school we're of same department- i liked her and i woo her infact i'm wooing her now, along the line i found out she's so tight(you know what i mean) wow... I couldn't believe it not on till the D-day l vulger her down and the way to paradise is so "naro" as days goes by i keep knocking cos i can't just give up cos she need ma help to make her feel free. On day she called me and told me she was bl****ding i was like what da f**** it was later we both found out that it's the moment for her feminine tax(if you know what i mean) and yet am still knocking despite ma experince as a door opener and sharp shooter b4 i meet ma VIRGO. Now i'm throwing this issue to all da ex-VIRGO out here(NL) what did you think i can do make ma VIRGO feel free, tell me something as somebody that has pass through this tight boundary. And for chaps yo'll are not left out on this you can say somthing. [/color]This virgo of mine she's someone i cheerish so so much, lemme hint the nail on the head i meet her in school we're of same department- i liked her and i woo her infact i'm wooing her now, along the line i found out she's so tight(you know what i mean) wow... I couldn't believe it not on till the D-day l vulger her down and the way to paradise is so "naro" as days goes by i keep knocking cos i can't just give up cos she need ma help to make her feel free. On day she called me and told me she was bl****ding i was like what da f**** it was later we both found out that it's the moment for her feminine tax(if you know what i mean) and yet am still knocking despite ma experince as a door opener and sharp shooter b4 i meet ma VIRGO. Now i'm throwing this issue to all da ex-VIRGO out here(NL) what did you think i can do make ma VIRGO feel free, tell me something as somebody that has pass through this tight boundary. And for chaps yo'll are not left out on this you can say somthing. [color=]This virgo of mine she's someone i cheerish so so much, lemme hint the nail on the head i meet her in school we're of same department- i liked her and i woo her infact i'm wooing her now, along the line i found out she's so tight(you know what i mean) wow... I couldn't believe it not on till the D-day l vulger her down and the way to paradise is so "naro" as days goes by i keep knocking cos i can't just give up cos she need ma help to make her feel free. On day she called me and told me she was bl****ding i was like what da f**** it was later we both found out that it's the moment for her feminine tax(if you know what i mean) and yet am still knocking despite ma experince as a door opener and sharp shooter b4 i meet ma VIRGO. Now i'm throwing this issue to all da ex-VIRGO out here(NL) what did you think i can do make ma VIRGO feel free, tell me something as somebody that has pass through this tight boundary. And for chaps yo'll are not left out on this you can say somthing. [/color]This virgo of mine she's someone i cheerish so so much, lemme hint the nail on the head i meet her in school we're of same department- i liked her and i woo her infact i'm wooing her now, along the line i found out she's so tight(you know what i mean) wow... I couldn't believe it not on till the D-day l vulger her down and the way to paradise is so "naro" as days goes by i keep knocking cos i can't just give up cos she need ma help to make her feel free. On day she called me and told me she was bl****ding i was like what da f**** it was later we both found out that it's the moment for her feminine tax(if you know what i mean) and yet am still knocking despite ma experince as a door opener and sharp shooter b4 i meet ma VIRGO. Now i'm throwing this issue to all da ex-VIRGO out here(NL) what did you think i can do make ma VIRGO feel free, tell me something as somebody that has pass through this tight boundary. And for chaps yo'll are not left out on this you can say somthing.

hmmmmmmmmmmmm anoda America show again

Ladybola: How can i b fightin over a guy when there are many fish in d river, to hel wit both of them becoz it will take a glory of God before i could fall [color=#990000][/color]inlove

Na 2ru you kuku talk @ladybola

[quote author=gree-die]correct guy.... na ur type i lyk[/quote]Hmmm how i wish you can say that again, ama simple chap, not bragging its real...lolz

With what have read so far from the composer to the commentators- this got me to remember a friend of mine once asked me, if i find my girl cheating on me with a bouy friend of mine on my bed that what will i do? My answer to Kunle on that day was simple, i said i will look up to the ceiling while i walk out the scene(room). Why i should i fight on somebody that doesn't have regard for my feelings. **cheaters pack well**

[quote author=Mynd_44]Finally,[/quote]Yess boss, its nice meeting you, ama new breath here...lolz

[quote author=Mynd_44]Sir, you are missing my point here. Why is it that we assume that if a couple is married they will have boilogical children? Why do we keep saying this like we are sure?

I know a case where they are both AS and the decided to marry even when everyone was against it. The brides's church even refused to carry out the wedding but they loved one another too much.

In the end, they decided to adopt so as not to endanger their unborn children. They adopted twice infact and they love these children cos they are theirs.

Now how does my story relate to quoting you? The fact that they are both AS does not make marriage dangerous. It is when they have biological children that it becomes dangerous. Infact. Can't someone who is AS meet another and one gets pregnant even without marriage?[/quote]I think i get your point now Mr mynd_44. Yes you're absolutely right on this "it is not dangerous to get married, but for those that decide to have their own biological child" case close

[quote author=Mynd_44]I don't wanna sound insultive but this comment is silly.

What do you mean dangerous? It is dangerous for the, to have biological kids not dangerous to get married.

This has nothing to do with marriage[/quote]Nahhhh, this has nothing to do with aggrasive reply, quote or comment what one has to get well in such matter/topic is a clear understanding, mynd_44 am not quoting you back to quote you wrong because i believed everybody has his/her own opinion on such issue. As a matter of fact have seen many (AS, SS) that got married to eachother and they where blessed with beautiful kids sound in health and highgar, but guess what? The last born was an SS and to cut the long scenerio short the innocent child died along the line; its not that they can't get married or have their own children. But it is dengerous- try to sink that. Thank you

Due to what i have read and heard it is not suitable for (AS & SS) to get marry to eachother for it is very harzard, although many manage to take the the risk sake of the tight knock(love) between them "but it is not advisable"...

big liessss just to gain more audience... ;Dbig liessss just to gain more audience...