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TV/Movies / Re: Marvel Cinematic Universe by hablink: 11:12pm On Mar 14
hulk616:
11M views
I have watched that trailer 100 times grin grin grin
funny guy, I also saw the trailer. Marvel are still not giving anything away yet, those guys can keep a sealed lip and still make lotta noise while at it.

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TV/Movies / Re: Marvel Cinematic Universe by hablink: 9:12pm On Mar 09
Countdown to Avengers End Game starts now!

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Romance / Re: Chidera Eggerue Marks International Women's Day In Style, Encourages Women by hablink: 12:07pm On Mar 09
Yeah your boobs are saggy and we know that but must you now sexualise thyself??
Crime / Re: How Ladies Travel Out To Eat Poo Of Arab Men In Dubai Porta Potty Story by hablink: 9:39pm On Mar 08
Shibaraba:





Ndiala
You can never hear a man eat a woman's poop. Lai lai.
But what can I say? Anything a man can do,a woman can do better. Na nack we dey nack,una dey chop poo join am.
Gbefun!
heard of scat?
Phones / Re: How To Capture, Edit And Post 3D Photos On Facebook. by hablink: 7:55pm On Mar 08
Zzyy:

STFU mofo
ok bye
Phones / Re: How To Capture, Edit And Post 3D Photos On Facebook. by hablink: 5:23pm On Mar 08
Zzyy:
I hate facebook
Facebook hates you too tongue
Celebrities / Re: "Rentals Dont Come With Two Keys" Daddy Freeze Support Huspuppi by hablink: 10:13am On Mar 08
LordAdam16:
Since Freeze often hampers on judicious investments and businesses rather than donating to scammers in robes and bespoke suits, I'd expect him to press on these individuals- HP, Mompha et al to establish large conglomerates in Nigeria. I'm not talking clubs or two star hotels; but anything from real estate to manufacturing. Nigeria is a difficult market but the pay off is huge and they can get social currency for creating jobs back home as well as whitewash their funds if it's from illegal sources.

Not this glorification of ostentatious goods. Personally, I attach more cred to Nigerians living in Nigeria getting these luxury items than HP in Dubai. First off, there is no income tax in Dubai. That's 25% to 30% freed up that ain't going to thieves in public service. Then there are amazing financing options available to these so-called "big boys" that isn't available to upper-class resident Nigerians. With a good line of credit, you get to put 10-30% down and pay less than 5% APR over 3-5 years. That way, for a $500k luxury car (after options and others), anywhere from 50k to 150k will get you a delivery date.

And then, the crazy part is that the cumulative duty for new cars in Nigeria is 70% (that's 350k for a 500k car), while it is comparatively negligible in Dubai. And then you talk about upgrade options. In Nigeria, upgrades are practically unheard of. While over there, your dealer will be enthusiastic to take your older Royce, tack on a few tens of thousands or hundreds depending on the condition of your older car, and you receive delivery of the latest and baddest without having to pay full MSRP.

To give an example more folks will relate to. It's like Samsung offering $500 off its S10+ price to S9+ owners in much of the developed world. That's 50% off it's list price, and the buyers don't even have to fork over the other $499 all at once, since they can stretch it out for a few tens monthly over 24 months. The interesting part, buyers still get accessories like the Galaxy buds that cost $150 for free. While us in Nigeria have to pay almost 400k out-of-pocket for the same phone.

Lastly, luxury cars like the Bentley and Rolls are just a step up above the S-Classes and Ranges; which in Dubai is like the middle class. Neither hushpuppi or mompha will turn heads when they show up at a club or five star hotel in a Continental or Ghost. That's what rich kids take to school. Do you own a f*cking Sweptail? How many hyper cars are in your garage? Do you have a limited edition Divo, an Agera RS or Regera, or a Zonda? Did you commission your own f*cking model? Were you the first, second, or third to take delivery of a production super car? What's your number plate?

Not posing on Instagram desperately fishing for accolades from citizens of a country where the minimum wage is just above $50. Keep Dubai as your base, but come home and tap into a 200m people market, employ thousands, increase your network, join the 1%, and then run a philanthropy. That's the good life, not gramming and arguing over purchase, lease, or rental of a luxury car.

-Lord
May your wisdom never run dry.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Paris Saint-Germain Vs Manchester United: UCL (1 - 3) On 6th March 2019 by hablink: 11:03pm On Mar 06
Maxcollins042:

PSG the real bottlers? You haven't met Liverpool.
Talking of Champions League not the EPL
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Paris Saint-Germain Vs Manchester United: UCL (1 - 3) On 6th March 2019 by hablink: 10:59pm On Mar 06
it is official! Man U is back PSG is the real bottlers FC
Emery is a vindicated man.
what a night.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Paris Saint-Germain Vs Manchester United: UCL (1 - 3) On 6th March 2019 by hablink: 10:18pm On Mar 06
osazsky:
See as my running ticket dey enter jeje,thks porto 2.5, 7 more games to go
Tales of a punter. The probability of a successful outcome over such numerous events is slim
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Paris Saint-Germain Vs Manchester United: UCL (1 - 3) On 6th March 2019 by hablink: 10:08pm On Mar 06
If Man U wins, then Emery will be vindicated and PSG will prove that they are the main bottlers FC; it's in their DNA.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Paris Saint-Germain Vs Manchester United: UCL (1 - 3) On 6th March 2019 by hablink: 10:02pm On Mar 06
OkoyeA1:
Per adventure Man Utd wins 3-1 who qualifies?
I need the perfect answer to collect 5k now please?
Man U wins due to the away goal rules. it will look like 3-3 on aggregate but 5-6 due to away goal rules.
Celebrities / Re: At 21, Kylie Jenner Becomes The Youngest Self-made Billionaire Ever by hablink: 3:40am On Mar 06
Innoxxacs:
its a self development book I downloaded off the internet seriously can't remember the name but written by a woman
okay man, I would love to read the book. If you could dig in and search for it from your library or collections, or remember the name of the author...
Celebrities / Re: At 21, Kylie Jenner Becomes The Youngest Self-made Billionaire Ever by hablink: 10:46pm On Mar 05
Innoxxacs:
open your eyes!!! The only limitations you have... is in your mind. I once read in a book "the easiest way to be a millionaire is to sell a 'naire' to a million people"

What if you sold 1,000 'naires' to 1million people boom you're a billionaire.
Come to think of it...she has a whooping 175 million (potential 'naires') followers.... She's just starting

jot that down
Pls what's the title of the book you got that quote from? thanks.
Romance / Re: He Lacks Confidence: Is This Enough Reason To Turn Him Down? by hablink: 7:52am On Mar 05
AntiBrutus:
Post like this gives credence to the useless saying that girls love "bad guys". You don't want him because you think he is boring.

I understand that you want a lively partner, but I will suggest you take a look at how he behaves around others. There are many reasons he loses confidence around you

1. He loves you too much.
2. You have this dominating aura. Some ladies and guys have it. They have a way of looking at you that makes you swallow saliva.
3. He never saw a relationship with you happening. Maybe because he thinks you are way out of his league. EPL things ehn

Give him time, when he is free enough with you or is done basking in the euphoria of his new found love, he will pickup. You sef go fear.

Hold that guy o.
Guys like this no get wahala.

No be all these ones wey once you enter their house, they will on gen, close door, put on loud music and start asking if you are comfortable sitting on the chair, abi you will come sit on the bed.
Poco, I won't attack you or support your attackers on NL no more cos you just proved your intelligence via this post.
May your days be long.

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Computers / Re: Business Plan by hablink: 3:54pm On Mar 02
hahn:


He contacted me on WhatsApp. I gave him my price, 50k, and gave him my account details.

He said "you expect me to just give you 50k just like that" and I asked him, "do you want me to do it for free?".

When I noticed he is a waste of time I told him " have a nice day" to which he replied "get lost scammer". So I blocked him and he came to nairaland to call him a scammer for giving him price and account details
The guy is a time waster. Good riddance to bad rubbish.

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Computers / Re: Business Plan by hablink: 12:32pm On Mar 02
prettyamebo:
Partners in crime
Going by your moniker, no serious person will take you serious.
The Hahn I know don't joke with the block button when dealing with unserious people, that explains that.

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Computers / Re: Business Plan by hablink: 11:38am On Mar 02
This escalated quickly!
All this happened within a space of an hour.

OP don't be quick to label someone a scam simply because you didn't agree to terms with the person.

Mr Hahn kindly try to exonerate yourself by giving us details about the supposed sour transaction.
Sports / Re: Man City Agree £650m Sponsorship Deal With Puma by hablink: 1:39pm On Feb 28
The deal spans over 10 years i.e 65m£ per year and not only for Man city but the City football group which comprises of five other clubs...

So in retrospect 5 clubs will get to share the 650 among themselves for the next 10 years...
Celebrities / Re: "We Tried Our Best" - Davido Finally Gives Up On Atiku (Photo) by hablink: 8:54am On Feb 27
ShawttySoFyne:
Lol which?
That one wey dey burst our brain that year
Politics / Re: BREAKING: INEC Declares Muhammadu Buhari Winner Of 2019 Presidential Polls by hablink: 5:07am On Feb 27
embarassed
Politics / Re: 2019 Presidential Election Results Announcement By Mahmood Yakubu, INEC Chairman by hablink: 7:08pm On Feb 26
Ladyhippolyta88:


No it was one cana882 monicker I got it from I don't know where he got it from
You're right!
Politics / Re: 2019 Presidential Election Results Announcement By Mahmood Yakubu, INEC Chairman by hablink: 6:47pm On Feb 26
Daeylar:
One of the kardashians are coming up
Kano kardashian

Who started this kardashian thing in the first place.

I can categorically tell you that Ladyhippolyta88 started it here on Nairaland, might have originated from Twitter though...

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Celebrities / Re: "We Tried Our Best" - Davido Finally Gives Up On Atiku (Photo) by hablink: 5:24pm On Feb 26
ShawttySoFyne:
Coming from Davido that didn't vote
why you change that your dp nah??

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Being Informed Got Me A Job With An International Organisation. by hablink: 1:46pm On Feb 26
Talk2Bella:



try and make research on it dear smiley
Madam kindly summarise the questions on real estate you were asked and how you tackled them, or else you will be contravening your claims that you like to impact knowledge.

Checked your profile, it appears you are into real estate investment business...

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Sports / Re: Mourinho Speaks On Why Eden Hazard Should Dump Chelsea For Real Madrid by hablink: 1:14pm On Feb 26
MANNABBQGRILLS:
Eden Hazard: the next Big thing in world football after Ronaldo and Messi.

Bring back our Chelsea Mentality Guys.
Win, Lose or draw, BLUES FOR LIFE.

We remembered the days of these Gallant warriors.......
When you have leaders like John Terry and Frank Lampard not some Azpilicueta
Politics / Re: 2019 Presidential Election Results Announcement By Mahmood Yakubu, INEC Chairman by hablink: 1:03pm On Feb 25
Can all these other mushroom parties go check their results on Livescore!!?
Biko just focus on APC & PDP.
No time.

PCP is a distraction, na so God go dey distract Nigeria's enemies till dey meet their Waterloo

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Politics / Re: 2019 Presidential Election Results Announcement By Mahmood Yakubu, INEC Chairman by hablink: 6:32pm On Feb 24
The traffic on this thread is pretty small

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Politics / Re: "The Will" Final Election Projection: Do You Agree? by hablink: 12:36pm On Feb 22
MANNABBQGRILLS:
As it was in 2015, so shall it be in 2019, BUT this time around, the VICTORY will be much more sweeter, because the margin will be so much wider.

God bless our President MUHAMMADU BUHARI.

Lovers of Baba, keep up the good work you are all doing.
We are all not being paid for all these, but because we believe in Baba for a better Nigeria, we sacrifice our effort and time and data.
It is nearly time.
God bless you all, comrades.
All your names are written in Gold already.
You are part of the people that supported this great cause to a better nation.

See ya soon friends!
I laughed at that supposed Buhari quote LOL
Bro you're trying too hard, if you are not getting paid for all your rants then wetin you gain??

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Celebrities / Re: Patoranking Poses On His New G-wagon (photo) by hablink: 8:51am On Feb 22
bubu2019:
poor man de always get good advice.
you no go allow the guy enjoy his money before you carry that your village wizards attack him.
And you think you have an opinion like this??! Anyway you've been noticed. Now, bounce!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Malmo FF: Europa League (3 - 0) On 21st February 2019 by hablink: 9:38pm On Feb 21
JhimmySpark:
See as Chelsea thread dry...
Pass Sahara my broda

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