MTN,total failure

Bootystruc:

Everything is about the mind and what it wants.
I like someone here already but not sure if it is love
I suspect he likes me too
high chief is someone of good moral standing
he says good things about women
i heard he is respected by women here
but fate might not bring us together

realy?

Rbaby:

I believe it is T.L.C + GOD. T=Trust, L=Love, C=Committment and GOD=GOD

[/blue] TLC,shit talk,though GOD is it [/blue]

ebecode:

U'll be suprised to know that the key to a successful relationship in Naija today is money,money & more money.U're gonna av to blv me.IMHO!

guy,i feel you die,na bar,to them if you no get money,you be monkey

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there is nowt wrong with it

deor03:

Good advice  but could backfire at times.

Earlier this year, i was in customer care unit in a  Zenith bank branch somewhere on the island. The bank has a tradition of having mirrors all over, and after sometime, I noticed the full round fresh pretty girl on the queue trying to consult a teller.

We both noticed each other after some time and we kept having our eyes locked on each other.

She finished before me and then she walked towards the customer care unit, and I was 1000% sure that she was coming to see one of the customer care agents.

Only for her to walk straight to me and confidently said "hi", I replied but till now i have no idea of what i said in response.

The she shocked me by telling me straight up that, " I think I am attracted to you"
My response was a disconnected and a bit load " What did you say?"

And she repeated same thing, maybe in another form
My response was a confused silence

The obviously smarter  girl just said, " just joking", with a wide smile said "Nice meeting you" and She stepped out of the bank.

I was completely caught off guard and felt very bad.  

[/blue] f up,but u dull o

iyatrustee:

^^^^ becos no one wants a 40yr old fajin!

lol,dats gangsta

annawhite:

                                                                                          no 33 get rich junction
                                                                                          behind mama T BAR



DEAR TOBA
                  I WILL LIKE TO APPLY FOR THE POST OF YOUR GIRLFRIEND,IM VERY SURE I CAN GIRLFIRND YOU VERY VERY WELL ,LISTED BELOW ARE MY SPECIAL QUALITIES
1.I CAN KICK BALLS
2.I CAN FINISH 24 BOTTLES OF BEER WITHOUT STAGGERING
3.I CAN SLAUGHTER A LIVE COW BY MYSELF
WELL THE LIST IS ENDLESS,JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE TO GIRLFIREND YOU

lol, u are qualified to be toba's GF

@Tosinville,i thought you were a she,anyways,u r still a bad guy

Tosinville:

OP, thats hell of a life, i bet your highly sex libido must be above 360degrees LOL

not really, lol,bad gurl

chi-baby:

your welcome. I'm chi-baby  

kool,send me an email here and and we hook up from there   hadg33@aim.com

Misbee:

U be bad boy, sorry bad child, U no wan giv ya mama n papa grandchildren?

Goat,na flemmish i dey speak?english u no understand the flemmish sef u know understand,ok, na Yoruba Yoruba u sabi

chi-baby:

Ok good boy

maam,i feel like knowing u,no bleeps

chi-baby:

Mba, its not a must. Happy?

sure,it is not a must,but i bleep most of the gurlz i feel like bleeping and i am happy with that, lol

Tosinville:

OP
So whats your point now, what are you trying to figure out? you mean you wanna sign a contract with a LovePeddler to produce you some kids then after few years you'll both go your seperate ways?

i dont need a lovepeddler as u said,i will bleep 'em and when an ish gets involved,i'll take the ish and tell the bleep to get freak out of ma life

Mynd_44:

If you don't wanna marry nice but you should tell those you bleep before you bleep them

i will keep bleeping dem till i die,i dont have to tell 'em

Tosinville:

^^Not getting married doesn't mean you shouldn't bleep.

you are very correct,i have my reasons for not wanting to get married

Sijo01:

It will be better u castrate urself.
just a thought!

retard,common English u dont understand