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Romance / Re: Ladies Take Note by hahahahahaha(m): 11:24pm On Aug 13, 2018
aremuforlife:
We have 7.8 Billion people on this planet earth.

Women = 5.6 Billion
Men = 2.2 Billion

So, you see my sister think twice before giving attitudes to any man because out of the 2.2 Billion men:

> One billion are married already.

>130,000 are in the prison.

>70,000 are mentally ill.

That means that we have just 1 billion men available for marriage and out of the
1 billion:

>50% are jobless
>3% are gay
>5% are Catholic Priests
>7% are your relatives
>35% are above 66years

So, ladies both the married and singles, you have to rethink before treating any man like a trash...

Guys hope am making sense
You're talking trash, you're pulling data from your ass. Men slightly outnumber women on earth. Lies, Lies, LIes, all this cheap lies just to get women to sleep with you. When will this end? https://www.ined.fr/en/everything_about_population/demographic-facts-sheets/faq/more-men-or-more-women-in-the-world/

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Romance / Re: Is It True That Pussy Runs The World? by hahahahahaha(m): 9:23pm On Aug 10, 2018
Money runs the world. Pussy is bonus.

Money = Sugar
Girls = Sugar ant.

If you hold that sugar, the ants will come crawling.

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Sports / Re: Ahmed Musa Welcomed To AlNassr FC Saudi Club (Photos) by hahahahahaha(m): 4:52pm On Aug 10, 2018
dominique:


They might be more developed than us but the most female unfriendly country next to India. I'd rather remain in a fifth world under-developed Nigeria than live in a country where I can't drive or go shopping without a male escort
You'd rather live in an underdeveloped world with no freedom than live in a developed world with no freedom? Can you atleast not think like a Female when making decisions?
NYSC / Re: Female Corper Sexually Harasses Male Corper At Lagos NYSC Camp, Touches His Dick by hahahahahaha(m): 7:46pm On Aug 09, 2018
pocohantas:


I don't understand. Force it down for what?

That's a pervert. Some girls go about with this mentality that guys are always hórny. So, they think you should appreciate every unwanted advance from them. When the guy refuses, they start calling him mugu, impotent guy, jew man and all sorts.

Imagine if you were the one trying to pull her short.
I am sure you would have been sent out of camp ASAP.
How would a normal lady, try to grab a guy's díck? Jeez!

The best part is that I can't even tell if you're being sarcastic or not.
Romance / Re: She Said I Should Give Her Till The End Of This Month by hahahahahaha(m): 5:01pm On Aug 09, 2018
Does the guy in question have a red car?

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Romance / Re: If U See Your Gal Friend With Money, It Is Right To Question Her? by hahahahahaha(m): 8:45am On Aug 08, 2018
Do what seems right to you.
Romance / Re: Letter To My Best Female Friend!!! by hahahahahaha(m): 8:43am On Aug 08, 2018
One thing I like about this dude is that he's not easily swayed by other people's opinion. The fact that you wrote this thread today, with all that's going on in Romance section lately makes it even more interesting.
Romance / Re: Can This Mark Be Remove Or It's Everlasting? by hahahahahaha(m): 8:39am On Aug 08, 2018
Nah juju you carry for body so? Almost threw up in my mouth, but then again, it could just be my morning breath.
Romance / Re: My Bestie Is Now Asking Me Out by hahahahahaha(m): 8:36am On Aug 08, 2018
ritylove:
i feel so guilty after hearing everyword he said
If you're still young, then I understand how your mind works. The fact that you don't want him now is understandable. You are going to regret it later on, but that is what life is all about; being young, making mistakes and learning from them. Although, there are mistakes you can't recover from. So, choose your mistakes wisely. wink

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Travel / Re: Scary Moment Cow Went Berserk In Lagos. by hahahahahaha(m): 9:52pm On Aug 06, 2018
gbaskiboy:
hahahahahaha so funny
Hey! fcvk off. I just joined and already have 20000 mentions

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