BIG TIME....TERRIBLE ENGLISH. HOW CAN THIS MUMU KNOW WHAT A RAPPER IS SAYING WHEN HE IS TRYING TO MERGE WORDS TOGETHER LIKE OIL AND WATER...MY STOMACH HURTS ALREADY....DID NOT EVEN REALIZE I YABBED HIS LIFE...I FELT I WAS EDUCATING HIM...MEN THE GUY IS TRULY STUPID AND JOBLESS

Amefrica:
OP, you know what to do with your opinion/post? Try sprinkle some water on it, and shove it back into where they came from - I'm sure they came from your as'shole. Really? Lil Kesh? And you also called Olamide "non-talented" and a "noise maker"? Maybe you should come back with another list when you are done brushing up your written English. Am I the only one who noticed how hard OP was trying to sound educated, when his post reeks of Ibadan Grammar School?

DID ANYONE TELL YOU THE ARTISTS MENTIONED CLAIM TO BE RAPPERS

ExplicitContent:

Good one. I think the OP is referring to core hipHOp. Some ppl dat don't even know the different genre of music are arguing . To make ttings worse because they see their favorite artist on the list they want to defend their interest. Do you eeven know what Rap meanss! If you's a lover of good music you'll be very selective of the kind of sounds you listen to. Be it rap or pop or whatever genre. And then u 'll be conscious of listening to the lyrics of the songs our Nigerian artists feed us with. Most are just Meaningly,trash , gibberish exception to just a few.

YOU ARE DENSE...COMPLETELY DENSE...NOT BECAUSE OF YOUR LIST (ALONE) BUT BECAUSE OF YOUR WRITING SKILLS...MY GOODNESS...YOU ARE SUCH A RETARD...WHICH SCHOOL DID YOU ATTEND.

MEANWHILE FOR YOU TO EVEN MENTION VIC O IT SHOWS YOU ARE A COMPLETE FOOL

EverestNwatu:
Top 10 Nigerian Rappers Who Should Quit Rapping And Go Into Trade.


Please note - This List Elucidate why Nigerian Hip Hop has been Putrid and Rebuffed To Vegetate.
 - Before reading down, This list is contrived On how intelligible their lyrics and word play are and can easily be Comprehend. And again, This is My list, And its Fabulized Base on My Opinion,so it doesn't matter if You concur with This Enumeration or not. 
Now let's get down to Business.
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10. D Prince - one confused artist, Probably Got no ideal on what genre of music he's into, No doubt, there's nothing wrong engaging Your self as an artist in 2 or more genre of Music, You can be a rapper and same time a singer, But you not doing well in both Field is the Problem, Nigga Rap Lines are Plainly wack, same when he intermix with Mavins, Always spitting out Rabbish,  and still he'd still be Forming Omo oba, Claiming to be whiz bang when he's Nothing. No doubt, The Big headed Don jazzy Would still be a better rapper than Him( If he was) LOL.
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9. Rugged Man - One Of the oldest in the Music industry, Been spitting out Trash Right From the days of Adam, Always Engaging in a Diss With artists he'd be able to Father, Fond of sleeping around with The wives of Different celebrities, at The end of the day, He'd stoll call hisself Ruggedy Baba, Egbon Try subscribe sense, You  Always factorising Pride Out of Your failures, Sit down, Use ur brain, The brain you use in convincing the wives of Other celebrities you had been sleeping with, Use that same Head to write some better Lyrics and stop spitting shits.
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8. Lil Kesh - Surprise right? Remember we are talking about Hip Hop, No doubt, the young man is successful, has been doing well for himself ever since he joined YBNL, But still, That doesn't refinement the fact that he ain't suppose to be tag a rapper, Fucking hell Nigga always Voicing claptrap,Gratuitous, And indecourous lyrics, Still the slowpoke was causing wave along side the not so talented Noise maker Called olamide, about not winning the Next Rated, Mr Kesh, Go To the road, You're more of a ballyhoo than a rapper.
*  i now want yash her yash her
She say lick my pulet pulet i say kai abasha*
*See kitten, Kpekus Alhamdulilah, Jesu* ( But seriously what's all these Na? )
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7. Viktoh - LOL, He's just a Joke, He shares the same qualities with Vic 0, starting From Their name(Victor) to their Style of rapping, Nigga ain't successful, always trying to facsimile the Voice of one cat in My area, And one other thing That makes me Like him, He's always happy when voicing out his rubbish, Nigga be jumping up and down like he is spitting out some Hot, dope lines not knowing he's making a big Fool out of hisself.I have no ideal of what language he raps with, I don't even care to know, The few english he's sayingthat I could comprehend  ain't making no sense, so it's of no use. Mr Viktoh, music ain't ur thing, Go to ibadan, Ask of mr oseni, a spiritualist, he'd help you in reading your palm and tell You Your aptitude instead of fooling Your self in the music industry.
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6. Ozzybosco - I don't who this kid is, But I once stumbled upon some of his songs Some days ago, I was really bereaved , Assuredly, The kid is making his parents proud, certainly getting endorsement, Indisputably, No doubt, he's painting Nigerian Hip Hop in a black image, He's just the rap version Of Korede Bello, My dear, Go and read your books, everybody won't be CJ Dnippa Dallas.
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5. ill Bliss - LOL, our so called Oga Boss, Looking ponderous, If only his brains are as big as his body, nigga would Probably have attach his name to The list of African Grammy winners. Right From when he erroneously Broke into Lime light, He has been delivering us with Childish lyrics, To me Korede is far brainly matured To this buffalo.
* Officer you can't arrest us, my name is not festus*
(Bros get sense now, Rhyme ain't no most in a rap game) if Rap doesn't favour You, Better go and start Bouncing Phyno, Which You are trying Hard to imitate, and again, lest I forget, stop claiming to be oga boss, I repeat Stop, Just stop pls, Your Physical appearance, You look a boss, But inwardly, Oga You're a dunce(Now see that Punchline. LOL).
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4. Falz - Now here comes  a total ungrammatical soul that doesn't think before he raps.
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3. Lynxx - Here comes a fine rich dude with no iota of sense, nigga should just say no to rap, and invest his money positively For the betterment of Nigeria, instead of wasting it.Lynxx is a curse to Hiphop.
He once said- * You Fit play monkey post with monkey? I don't know what this means but this Guy is just a slowpoke in a human Form.
Here he goes again- *My jollo6 music no be rice and stew*
This guy need to be flogged outta the music industry.
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2. Sina Rambo - Tough name, Hearing his name, You gonna be thinking this dunder head is one Baddass rapper, But Unfortunately, Even Akanchawa rap more better than Him.  An epitome of wackness,My 12 year old kid sis have got more better rhymes than this Video Vixen.
The only Reason why this slowpoke has a record deal is because he's related to the Minimally talented Davido, I fear for the worst in that family, starting From Davido to sina rambo to B Red, all are wackos.
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1. Vic 0 - Self acclaimed King of rap, when he's yet to accomplish king of his compound, always Bragging out of his failures, still wondering who is the father of such dunce, Why not Use this Block head for ritual.
Just slandering nigerian Hip Hop worldwide.
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 Pls note, this list wasn't made to dilapidate anybody but to point out the hidden truths, Lot of time and allegiance was put into To compile and come up with this list.
..As a matter of fact all of these artistes are
successful in one way or other which is a good
thing, but as far as hip hop is concerned they
are not rappers just bunch of entertainers.
I hereby plead with all Nigerian
rappers to please buckle up and let the people have
a real feel of hip hop and to those talented ones
claiming underground, if you really love hip hop
you’ll come out of the ground and make the
people feel you and stop making unnecessary noise.
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Written And Compiled By - Everest Nwatu

Most contracts are limited and unlimited and are averagely 2 year contracts
It is hard to get a good job through direct employment
if you are far gone in the deal v(like you have paid him) please let us know the outcome and if the job is paying around 2k dirams please personally PM me ...BUT IF you have not paid him anything well...i just have to say this...be careful about what you are getting into

whitec2016:

pls a friend in dubai said he is processing a 2yrs employment visa for me.is there anything like 2yrs employment visa coz all i have sewn in dis thread is 1month visa and 3months visa

Fine thank you. Any luck yet

kaynine59:
Hantee where r u oh... How r u doesing

Wow

nattybanta:
yes ma'am.

Du telecoms? ??

nattybanta:
bro am not a hr or salary consultant. U can Google it. Buh I know it can run into 5digits. Cos my pal in Du takes home 12.5k

Please who knows the requirements for being a certified paramedic in uae...or professional fire fighter

Haha

nattybanta:
its part of travel experience. . but if u can pay me 500aed I would leave my place for u for one week.

I know...let's just help his condition before he comes here to blame you later for telling him Rak or Ajman

nattybanta:
asked him his mission he said anywhere so far its very cheap

Stay in al nahda Sharja...to access Dubai from rak or ajman is expensive

nattybanta:
go to Rak or ajman.

My stomach was churning at the amount ...haba you want to make money at least consider the person and have a conscience

nattybanta:
d guy get big eye. Even without ticket for d amount.

The FEE to the stupid job is what I'm talking about....anyway he will not succeed

NONNYG:
I think he meant d processing fee for the security job is 730k and not d salary itself. Even @ dat, it's still outrageous. I stand to be corrected though. but MRS CURVES, d curse too much ooo

Please allow me to curse guys @nonnypikaso that your guy will never know peace so long as he continues to dupe people of money they don't even have. He who has intentions of extortion will be extorted. There is no single job in uae that is as expensive as 730k. Even if he has a job he is a complete slowpoke....that guys I a bastard and all of you promising job for such a high amount will suffer d such extortion. Tufia

Do you know Ben Murray Bruce...have you been listening to his 'common sense' phrase lately...do you know how much 730k is....with that you can arrange 3 months visa and decide your fate...nawa...even if nija is so bad 730k will start you up over there

Nonnypikaso:
.... Bro the guy said he also have a security job and dat d price IS #730000 me self don confuse cos the money IS just too much..... Pls can u help point me to the right directions? ..... Tanks in anticipation

Deleted posts...what happened

Cheers

Abby234:
Halimacurves tqhanks for your response.

I replied

NONNYG:
Pretty Halima, check ur pm

Me too

nattybanta:
sounds nice but already I can see a loophole in it.

PLEASE READ UP...AND HOPE...

http://gulfnews.com/news/uae/government/uae-ministry-signing-job-offers-obtaining-visas-abroad-to-be-effective-soon-1.1809626

We dy o...managing as usual

just2okworld:


I'm fine dear, and you?

how that side Na?

eyin ti Dubai

PM me n.a....am waiting dear

NONNYG:
My dear DIY no be beans o. I'm not blaming anyone ignoring DIY cos I'm sure most of u guys didn't travel via DIY. Mrs Curves, I've got few questions to ask u via pm.

Nonny e be like nija no dy smile again oooo. ..everybody here is on high alert ...they don't wanna hear DIY. ..nawa

NONNYG:
DIY thread

Check iata.org/ae and also gcas.ae I think hmmm...interel n.a. good course especially as a tourist, travel agent, PA,tourism guide,consultant...dunno...so may opportunities. ..

eben1991:
Good evening everyone, please i will like to know the short courses i can apply for as a graduate of International relations and the uni/ institute to opt for. I'm going for the course to enable get a good job during my three month tourist visa. If u can help with the cost too. God bless you all.

Babe what's good

just2okworld:


yes..na real kalas

Please guys...I can only advise you on how to seek visa here in UAE or Nigeria. But I will never do visa for anyone I do not know personally. You can do it yourself...please read carefully what we have ALL contributed to enlighten you on this thread. I said go to vfs global or ttsng.com they will advise...if you use the right source it is better than going through a stranger who may run away with your money...

Favor nobody will spend money on a friend for visa...perhaps 2 weeks visa since it's just 500 aed...asides that abeg free.

favoured234:


You have just said the risk involved but with what i know about UAE i will prefer my friend in the country do my visa, If i have 50% trust for him i will take the risk,
Now he has discussed visa with his friend and somehow he goes ahead to get it from an agent, i hope he wont be needing his friend when he gets to UAE? cos if i am the friend i will be less concerned.
If the friend does his visa, he will be more or less the friends responsibility in more ways than one

Hahaha...and who did i refer to or call out...
I can't hold grudge with you sir...we are not on the same page so not possible...but i can counter points i feel are not true...simple...
don't flatter yourself that i see you...i see favor...owo...grace...and blessings...

you ke?...lol

agarawu23:
can't u make single comment without referring to someone? This is a forum and we all can't reason the same okay?

It's not a MUST people accept what you say or what I say. The message in both negative and positive opinion is enough to pass a msg to anyone that's seeking opinion here.

Stop doing like a kid and act mature. Only kids keep grudges cos if I log out I dont think about anyone here. We all have our life's offline.

Visa application around the world is non refundable...common sense sha...is it me who wants to travel or the applicant..imagine the pointless arguments that can be made atimes.

uote author=nattybanta post=44878128]some people don't understand that some easy things are not easy. U already pointed out the consequences of oshofree visa. Which u know am already a victim from a nairalander [/quote]