zizman:
this is the pathetic state of a post office in mushin..u will think you travelled back in time to 1960's so old..i took a pix and the staffs there were complaining..i just laughed

Na ds one u see, com my area naa , n see d one wey worse pass, ds one stil dey learn

Ayoolajumoke:
See Peter's face , the lady is beautiful though.

Modified
Ghen ghen,
I'm first to comment and at the same time on the FP


Dancing shoki.

Ehn ehn ....u mean am

Abeg wetin sekks mean

iamodenigbo1:
it is proteinous,good for the body

. Av u giv a try , plz do n ur life wil neva remain d same

onyeguy:
First to comment since 2year back baba God I thank you oh

First to comment in ur dream abi [color=#990000][/color]

passionate88:
she isn't divorced o

So watz goin on btw dem ? whr is she packin her baggages to, new apartment?

Why won't she divorce ....this is all she wanted "flirting" around

Blaqsmith:
Very soon,all these yeye people go tell us "Seven Health Benefit Of HotSlap On The Cheek"

hahahahahahaha

Answer is 8 jhoor!!!

killjoy:
readers discretion adviced: this is a long post. get a bowl of popcorn and your glasses. turn off the TV , you don't want to get distracted. if it took me time to write such a lengthy post, I wonder why you should complain about reading it. below are the reasons.

1. We're too different to live together: women love people and relationships, men love objects (like cars, houses, gadgets, game consoles etc), a man's lot is his career, a woman's is marriage (according to the curse after the fall of man), women are indirect, men are always direct, men want sex before they develop feelings for women, women can't have sex without emotional attachment first(unless they r who.res, even if they are who.res lolzzz), a man wants to hv sex, a woman wants to make love (I swear she doesn't even mind just cuddling), men see having dinner as a time to quench hunger, women see having dinner as time for bonding, let me continue? A married man without money feels unfulfilled, a wealthy woman without a man feels similarly, I can go on and on! But no time, my point, you need a lot of patience, tolerance, understanding, endurance, compromise etc to survive in marriage. But life is too short, stay single and be free to be urself or get married and spend the rest of your life struggling to be another person. Continue reading, this is just one of seven.

2. Love doesn't exist: if you intend to stake your future with a woman on an emotion as erratic as love, then you need to have ur head examined. Love is an emotional convulsion which, like other sicknesses, are recovered from with time. Experience has thought me that a woman's love is only skin deep, but you can accentuate it with money. Ohhhh how women react to the smell of cash. Bleep love and go make some muller.

3. You don't need a child: the world will remember you by the kids you left behind. That's a big fat lie!! You don't need a carbon copy of yourself roaming the earth after your demise to ensure your immortality. Instead, the world will remember you by the feats you surmounted! Obama will be remembered not as the father of, I don't even know his child's name and I don't give a fvck bout it! But as the first black US President. Mother Theresa never had a child, Einstein's legacy is not his kids but his discoveries. My point! You are not remembered by the kids you had but the records you set. But if you badly want a kid, adopt one, or get a baby mama and impregnate her but never, never get married just to have kids. marriage is too great a price to pay.

4. There is absolutely nothing new marriage has to offer you: just be honest with yourself. A family? You already belong to one (or do you think you just appeared out of thin air?), love? Your mother loves you like die, trust moi. A woman to manage your home? Get a maid! pay her well and she will manage your home without complications like disrespecting you, PMS, etc. Sex? Gone are the days men marry for sex ooo!!! Sex is damn cheap, you don't need marriage to enjoy it. By the way, what makes you think getting married entitles you to sex when you want it, ie, if at all?? U never jam female Hitler. Continue reading, I'm not even close to the end.

5. Marriage is expensive: a woman's problems end when she gets married (at least on financial level), while a man's problems just begin. Most ladies don't have plans of making money(some stop after getting married). for a woman, after graduating from uni, a husband is top on d list above a job ie, if a job is on the list. Guys, stay alone and worry for one. Apart from financially, marriage drains you emotionally. You have to deal with a partner suffering from PMS five days in a month for life (by the time she reaches menopause, you'd be probably dead) and when she ain't suffering PMS, its worse cos she is pregnant!! Don't forget regular mood swings, test games, among other complicated female emotional ailments. Plus wait till you get divorced before you know how much financially and emotionally expensive marriage could be. That brings us to...

6. It may end up in divorce: possible causes of divorce. She gains weight, sex with one person for years gone stale and boring, the love (or whatever dumb ass name you call it) fades, you want a new woman, (men are polygamous by nature, hard truth. Deal with it), she is no longer the woman you married, (true, women do change after marriage for many reasons, that is story for another day), you cheat on her, she cheats on you, many many more. Don't scar yourself with a painful divorce. Stay single and happy.

7. You get to focus on your dreams without distractions. Like I said earlier, a man's career is his lot (or curse). As s man if you haven't got a successful career, you will probably die unhappy and unproductive. The compromise you have to make to keep her happy will retard you from achieving your dreams to the fullest. Pleasing a woman and pursuing your dreams are mutually exclusive. don't get married.

disclaimer: its ironic when people say honesty is a virtue yet can't bear to hear (or read) the truth.

nota bene: I am not prejudiced towards women. I hate all equally.

Frm ur point numba 4, tnk God u mention mother, abeg if ur mum neva get married 2 ur dad, wil u exist?

FeverRay:
I'm a male, but I can't do without my powder

see ds artificial guy, chai!

Pekkelly:
Ladies in the house!
If you are asked to choose one make-up item apart from your powder, what will it be? As for me, i'll choose my eyeliner. Bringing out the beauty in my eyes is the basic thing i need in a day. What will you choose?

Chai!! Ladies wit problem sha, al parts of their body ar artificial ....tnk God aint one

Babafaros:
It seems Our Networks are now competing serious.They don't want to loose customers thereby giving us goodies.
Yesterday, surprises from #MTN according to customer's loyalty.Some where given 100MB,another set of customers were given 100%bonus on every recharge they make& reduced call rate while those that not that lucky was given jst 11 free sms.
Jst early this morning,ETISALAT also with their own surprise.
Now with Airtel,
it doesn’t require any Airtime, you can get
it done with N0.0k balance, but it is working on some selected Airtel SIMs, not on all SIMs, so if you try it with a line and is not working, don’t be panic, try to find another Airtel SIM to get it done.
I have 3 different Airtel SIM, only two of
them was lucky to received free 100MB and one of my closest friends
received 200MB on each of his 3 Airtel SIM.
Just follow the below steps to get it done on your Airtel SIM.
First of all, your Airtel SIM must be on club 10 PAddi.
Dial*166#to migrate to club 10 PAddi.
After you have successfully migrated to club 10 PAddi,
choose the Amt of MB you want
Just dial*141*13*200# to receive free,
200MB or
Dial*141*13*100#to receive free 100MB
DIAL*123*10# TO CHECK BALANCE
It is simple as that, enjoy it while it last.
Hope this information helps? If it works for you, don’t
forget to drop your testimony and
remember to
Click Share button for
the benefit of others.
We are now waiting for GLO oo

Tanks bro, I tried it n I recv 100mb[color=#006600][/color]

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Lovettokon:
I want to know why most young ladies between the age bracket of 25 and 43 have either pot bellies or swollen tummy when they are not even pregnant?

Please I wanna know

I tink some are as a result of different abortions....#justsayin

wat a question....courtship or no courtship, I think it involves understanding btw d two parties; if they tink the tym is ryt 4 marriage, nothing should stop them, that is to say they both understand themselves within the period spent together and the tym is ryt to start living together as a full tym lovers

Havilah93:
The super eagles will look to get all 3 points under difficult conditions in omdurman, Sudan.
It's the 2nd round of qualifiers for Morocco 2015

The Eagles will be without Stoke City forward Victor
Moses, who has suffered a recurrence of a thigh problem
at his English Premier League club, and Ukraine-based
winger Babatunde Michael, who is nursing a knee injury.

Questions rather than praise have greeted Keshi’s
invitation for several uncapped players including China-
based striker Aaron Samuel and Reading midfielder Hope
Akpan.

However, skipper Vincent Enyeama has rejoined the squad
after he stayed away to attend to what team officials said
were “pressing personal problems”.

Star-studded Nigeria will also have to cope with boiling
temperatures and a late switch for the game to be played
on an artificial pitch in Sudan.
“Personally, I prefer playing on a natural grass pitch, but
we just have to adjust, be smarter and work on our timing
when we play on astro turf and we will be okay,” said

Monaco defender Elderson Echiejile, who will be visiting
Sudan for the first time.
“And as for the weather, we are first and foremost
Nigerians and born in Africa and so we should also be able
to cope on the day.”

Middlesbrough defender Kenneth Omeruo said there will
be no margin for error against Sudan in both games
"We are aware of the task ahead and so we have resolved
to work hard to pick the available 12 points in our
remaining qualifiers,” said Omeruo

"The response of the players from the first day of training
speaks loud of our intention ahead of the games. All we
ask of Nigerians is their support.
“We also know there are no minnows anymore in African
football."

Both countries have clashed 11 times and Nigeria have
won six of these meetings, drawn four times and lost once
to the Sudanese.

The only Nigeria loss to Sudan was in was in 1963, when
they fell 4-0 in a 1964 Nations Cup qualifier, while the last
meeting was in a friendly in 2008 which Nigeria won 2-0.

Nigeria ran away 4-0 winners on their last visit to Sudan in
a 2002 World Cup qualifier 13 years ago with Yakubu
Aiyegbeni grabbing a brace

Com to tink of it....Keshi said he prefer "Home-based" Eagles, fyn, itz al ok....bt d last NPL games played, I realised that al home teams won their matches, now you guyz expect our own Eagles to win on a foreign land when our own NPL away teams can't win on their opponent stadiums? #justsayin#

Such question isn't meant for ladies who had lost their virginities, you don't expect them to tell you how it reallly feels to lose it cos most of these ladies regret on their wedding night, giving a stupid excuse that "sex is overrated", should that give you a go-ahead to sleep around, even if we guys want sex from you, standing on your feet should be what it takes.....To me, I see virginity as trust and respect, there is no acquisation that can pull you down as long as your husband knows you aren't a wayward lady. Av choose to marry a virgin and so shall it be cos I still have this strong belv that virgins are out there waiting for guys lik me to com their way

zeemahn:
LAGOS—Sky watchers and observers of the lunar system will
notice an extremely rare cosmic sight on Wednesday, October
8, when a total lunar eclipse is expected to occur in different
parts of the World.
The total eclipse of the moon will result in a clash
simultaneous rising of the sun in what scientists have called
“selenelion,” a phenomenon that celestial geometry says
cannot happen.
During the lunar eclipse, the sun and moon will be exactly 180
degrees apart in the sky. In a perfect alignment like this
(called a “syzygy”), such an observation would seem
impossible.
The images of both the sun and moon are expected to be
lifted above the horizon by atmospheric refraction. This will
allow people on Earth to see the sun for several extra minutes
before it actually has risen and the moon for several extra
minutes after it has actually set.
As a consequence of this atmospheric trick, watchers in
different locations will have a chance to observe this unusual
sight firsthand, with the possibility of simultaneously seeing
the sun rising in the east while the eclipsed full moon is
setting in the west.

. So wat tym should we b expectin ds sayin of urz?

Joy of Poverty by Dangote