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Business / Re: Uproar As Anambra Man Settles His Apprentice With N100k After 9 Years (Video) by hamzeiy: 7:17pm On Jan 30, 2022
This is wrong gaskiya. I am not ibo yet I can't pay 100k for some one running my business for one year diligently. The oga should be forced to settle the boy well. At least 500k(at least)..
Those tell the boy to go with the money,
Do you know the psychological effect this would have on the victim, this is gross cheating, Injustice and not fair. I would advise his product be boycotted.

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Family / Re: I Am Tired Of My Wife by hamzeiy: 9:26am On Jan 30, 2022
aanuoluwami14:


I'll never give birth to a jobless and irresponsible man who can't feed himself but could be having sex with someone's daughter without thinking of the outcome, nonsense!
There are thousands of ways madam....
If truly you think as you advised. Then watch as time clicks!!
Crime / Re: 3 Boys Slaughter Girlfriend, Burn Her Head For Money Ritual In Ogun (Graphic) by hamzeiy: 10:09pm On Jan 29, 2022
At that age, what money are they looking for,
Wetin they want use money do sef?
At 17,19 .
This is terrible
Family / Re: I Am Tired Of My Wife by hamzeiy: 6:11pm On Jan 18, 2022
aanuoluwami14:
With the current situation in Nigeria, even with management, #50k can't be enough for all of you including your mom. Your wife might be so fed up with the triplets consumption, a woman who will take good care of triplets should be very well fed, it's not a easy task at all. Endure with her, let your mother endure too, pray for more income, there will no more fight again.
The mother should endure eating once a day though the wife cooks & eats thrice a day?
You would be a mother some day, and there are thousands of ways God tests mankind for their various evils

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Sports / Re: How Super Eagles Celebrated Their Win Against Sudan (Video) by hamzeiy: 9:04pm On Jan 16, 2022
Quest7777:
cool
No be dis same SE been de give us hypertension to watch few months ago? I still dey watch dem with one eye until dem carry the cup. wink
This picture funny fire...eye meet eye..lol
Politics / Re: Ikpeazu: Those Complaining About Osisioma Flyover Don't Have Cars (Video) by hamzeiy: 9:04am On Jan 12, 2022
Biodun556:
Ibos have bad leaders but complain about others who are better off.

Soo apt

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Celebrities / Re: John Dumelo Celebrates His Wife, Gifty Mawunya's Birthday by hamzeiy: 5:30pm On Jan 03, 2022
thatsleepboy1:

Islam on 72 Virgins/Houris


Koran 44 vs 51 - 54
Koran 55 vs 54 - 56; 70 - 74
Koran 78 vs 31 - 33


Is it true that Islam offers 72 virgins in the afterlife to the believers of that religion?
Short answer: Yes. Muslims do definitely get at least 2 virgins. But they probably get 72.

What do I mean by that? To answer this we have to look at the koran and the Hadith. The Qur’an definitely guarantees the Muslim female playmates in Paradise:

Our’an 44:51-54—As to the Righteous, they will be in a position of security, @mong gardens and springs; dressed in fine silk and in rich brocade, they will face each other and We shall join them to Comp@nions (Houris) with beautiful, big, and lustrous eyes.

The Qur’an tells us also that Muslims arriving to Paradise will be married with these newly created beings, whom no man or jinn has opened their hymens with sexual intercourse before:

koran 55:54–56—They will recline on Carpets, whose inner linings will be of rich brocade: the Fruit of the Gardens will be near (and easy of reach).
Then which of the favours of your Lord will ye deny?
In them will be (Maidens), chaste, restraining their glances, whom no man or Jinn before them has touched;

and also:

koran 55:70–74—In them will be fair (Companions), good, beautiful;

Then which of the favours of your Lord will ye deny?

Companions restrained (as to their glances), in (goodly) pavilions; Then which of the favours of your Lord will ye deny? Whom no man or Jinn before them has touched;

So, the koran tells us that Muslims definitely get a new virginal wife in Paradise.

Allah also made the effort to include an extremely important detail in the Qur’an —the unerring Word of Allah, that has existed since Creation, and is preserved on mighty tablets in Heaven, revealed through the Angel Gabriel to Muhammad, the Seal of the Prophets—regarding these virgins. So I won’t fail to mention it to you folks: We’re not talking about virgin girls who are, uhm…. beautiful, but don’t have much to offer in the body department. Allah makes sure in the kor@n that we know that we’re talking about some serious hooters here:

kor@n 78:31-33—Indeed, for the righteous is attainment - Gardens and grapevines- And full-breasted [companions] of equal age

Ibn Kathir, in his exegesis of above verse, went on further to dissect the vocabulary that Allah uses. Just to be sure that we’re REALLY on the same page here, folks: Meaning, wide-eyed maidens with fully developed breasts. Ibn `Abbas, Mujahid and others have said, (Kawa`ib) "This means round breasts. They meant by this that the breasts of these girls will be fully rounded and not sagging, Tafsir Ibn Kathir - English [78. An-Naba' - Verse: 33]

So, no saggy breasts. That was a very important detail, that the Creator of the Universe needed to tell us! Also, their virginity is somehow an eternal condition. The exegesis of Qur’an 55:54–56 above tells us that Allah made them virgins, immaculate—every time their spouses enter them they find them virgins, nor is there any pain of defloration.

But, what about, if you’re married? No problem: You still get better and improved wives:

Sunan Ibn Majah Volume 3, Book 9, Hadith 2014—It was narrated from Mu'adh bin Jabal that: the Messenger of Allah said: "No woman annoys her husband but his wife among the Houris of Paradise says: 'Do not annoy him, may Allah destroy you, for he is just a temporary guest with you and soon he will leave you and join us."'

For Muhammad, his 11 wives were only ‘temporary wives’. If he gets to Paradise, he’ll get new wives from above virginal ‘Houris’.

But now, to the question where do we get the number 72 from? Answer: from the following Hadith:

Sunan Ibn Majah Volume 5, Book 37, Hadith 4337—“Abu Umama narrated: "The Messenger of God said, 'Everyone that God admits into paradise will be married to 72 wives; two of them are houris and seventy of his inheritance of the female dwellers of hell. All of them will have libidinous sex organs and he will have an ever-erect penis.”

You’ll get two hot, virginal ones. And also 70 dwellers of hell who are doing their time, servicing Muslims in Paradise.

Huh? Where’s the logic in that?

Well, the Muslim Paradise is depicted mostly pretty similar to a Muslim’s earthly life, but on steroids! While on earth you’ll get to have sex with your female captives of war, the Ma Malakat Aymanukum—’those whom your right hand possess’ (see Qur’an 33:50 among others), logically speaking, the ‘defeated ones’ in the Akhirah (the afterlife) are those unlucky souls in Hell. It’s just fitting that Allah should find some use for them. Help entertaining Muslims in Paradise is one of their uses.

But here’s the problem though: Unfortunately, this Hadith is only classified as Da’eef—·weak. So, maybe it’s true, maybe it isn’t. But my money is, that it is true, since we can see the 72 Houris also echoed at other places, like At-Tirmidhi’s (independent) Hadith compilation:

At-Tirmidhi, vol. 2, page 138—The Prophet Muhammad said "Every man who enters paradise shall be given 72 (seventy-two) Houris; no matter at what age he had died, when he is admitted into paradise, he will become a thirty-year-old, and shall not age any further. A man in paradise shall be given virility equal to that of one hundred men".

But even if it’s not true. Fear not! A Muslim gets at the le@st two fagins guaranteed! The following are Hadith which are considered Sahih:

Narrated Abu Huraira: The Prophet said, "The first batch (of people) who will enter Paradise will be (glittering) like the full moon, and the batch next to them will be (glittering) like the most brilliant star in the sky. Their hearts will be as if the heart of a single man, for they will have neither enmity nor jealousy amongst themselves; everyone will have two wives from the Houris, who will be so beautiful, pure and transparent that the marrow of the bones of their legs will be seen through the bones and the flesh."

Don’t believe me that they are Sahih? Go check out for yourselves: Sahih al-Bukhari Book Number 54 Hadith Number 476

Here’s another one to brighten the day. Whoever had problems on earth with his wife’s body odor, fear not! The Houris will smell fabulous!

Narrated Abu Huraira: Allah's Apostle said, "The first group (of people) who will enter Paradise will be (glittering) like the moon when it is full. They will not spit or blow their noses or relieve nature. Their utensils will be of gold and their combs of gold and silver; in their centers the aloe wood will be used, and their sweat will smell like musk. Everyone of them will have two wives; the m@rrow of the bones of the wives' legs will be seen through the flesh out of excessive beauty. They ( i.e. the people of Paradise) will neither have differences nor hatred amongst themselves; their hearts will be as if one heart and they will be glorifying Allah in the morning and in the evening."

Don’t believe me that this one is Sahih? Go check out for yourselves: Sahih al-Bukhari Book Number 54 Hadith Number 468

A last one. For those Muslims who are upset that their earthly wives tend to spend an eternity on the toilet: Muhammad says: “Don’t worry!” The Houris don’t urinate or relieve themselves, you’ll spend an eternity without ever seeing them go to the toilet!

Narrated Abu Huraira: Allah's Apostle said, "The first group of people who will enter Paradise, will be glittering like the full moon and those who will follow them, will glitter like the most brilliant star in the sky. They will not urinate, relieve nature, spit, or have any nasal secretions. Their combs will be of gold, and their sweat will smell like musk. The aloes-wood will be used in their centers. Their wives will be houris. All of them will look alike and will resemble their father Adam (in statute), sixty cubits tall."


It’s Sahih, alright. Taken from: Sahih al-Bukhari Book Number 55 Hadith Number 544

Conclusions

So, what have we learned today? Yes, if you’re a Muslim and you get to Paradise, you definitely get at least two new virginal wives with breasts that don’t sag!

If you believe Ibn Majah and At-Tirmidhi, you get an additional 70 other wives, making the tally to 72 wives. And you’ll also get eternal erections, so that you can make the best out of your time in the afterlife!

Addendum

This one’s for my Christian and Jewish brothers and sisters, especially the Catholics among you. I just wanted to share this interesting factoid about Muhammad’s ‘virgin’, which Allah promised to him, when he enters Paradise.

Ibn Kathir’s Qasas al-Anbiya—Quoting At-Tabarani al-Muʿjam al-Kabir: ’Abdullah bin Najiyyah narrated to us: "Allah's Messenger, said, “Allah will marry me to Mary bint 'Imran, the wife of Pharaoh, as well as the sister of Moses in Paradise."

Yep. That’s right. Allah promised Muhammad, that he will marry the Virgin Mary, mother of Jesus, when he gets to Paradise—among others. Hope this will make you think twice doing a joint service with the local Imam at your church.

[1] Tafsir al-Jalalayn

[2] This Hadith has been curiously deleted from the English editions of Ibn Kathir’s Qasas al-Anbiya, but can be found in its original Arabic text.
Lol.
You're as ignorant, lost as you're pathetic
Celebrities / Re: Kanye West Buys $4.5m House (Pictures) by hamzeiy: 1:43pm On Dec 28, 2021
janetakan:



Try to read with understanding please.

He paid 450k above the asked price to ensure he got the house.
Honestly the way Nigerians would read and understand just the opposite of what they read is amazing.
This goes a long way to show the rot in our educational system.
May God help us
Health / Re: Photos Of Rare Moments From Medical World by hamzeiy: 1:19pm On Nov 06, 2021
Pharaoh4rin:
People are quick to praise medical doctors. Engineers designs all their machines.

I think Engineers deserves the credit
The true heroes behind the scene.
What would medicine do without their research machines, work tools, microscopes, x-ray machines and so on.
Hail the Electrical/mechanical engineers.

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Health / Re: Photos Of Rare Moments From Medical World by hamzeiy: 1:13pm On Nov 06, 2021
Jalaw:
Not Nigerian doctors that will leave behind a surgical scissors in your intestine after operation.
Or diagnose liver cancer as ulcer until it gets late. Incompetent set if people.
Phones / Re: I Hate Making Calls: Am I The Only Human Who Hate This? by hamzeiy: 7:54pm On Sep 30, 2021
Offpoint1:
I honestly hate making calls, I hardly call ANYONE, in fact the last I spoke with my mom was 6 months ago... Is worse with my siblings and relatives. I can go a year or more without calling them.

I don't pick any call I didn't expect, neither do I return missed calls.

I hate sending people wishes, be it on social media, text or physical.
All my social media handles are in ghost mode, except my business WhatsApp.

I hardly reply messages on my personal WhatsApp line.

Although I get really busy most times, but I don't
think it's an excuse enough. I've tried changing, but it isn't working.

It seems the only place I reply to people is on Nairaland, I've never clicked a "Like button" on the internet before... I have phobia for it.

How can I adjust? I spend 99.99% of my free time Alone in a quiet place soul traveling to universe.

You spoke with your mum 6 months ago?
Really? Do you want to be blessed at all in this life. You might be rich and be un blessed.
You don't know what you have until you loose it.. better hala your mum before the time reaches..you would wish to see her and she would be no where to be found
Crime / Re: Stray Bullet Kills 9-Year-Old Girl On Her Way To Islamic School In Kaduna by hamzeiy: 5:59pm On Sep 06, 2021
Fahdiga:
Rip to her soul. It might be a shot from a fellow head slammer
Even on a tragedy of this level. Yet you needed to show your stew-pidity...this is rather unfortunate
Foreign Affairs / Re: Taliban Steal £62BILLION Worth Of Helicopters, Armoured Vehicles & Weapons(Pix) by hamzeiy: 6:04pm On Aug 30, 2021
Its not stolen..its a war booty
Foreign Affairs / Re: Taliban ‘Victory Force’ Parade With US Tanks & Guns( Pix) by hamzeiy: 11:46am On Aug 25, 2021
With 200+ aircraft and 500+ weapons
The Taliban are probably more equipped than the nigerian military as of this moment. This war booty make sense

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: ICPC Recruitment Test by hamzeiy: 1:21pm On Aug 24, 2021
How do we complain to them. We've not gotten the mail yet and the date for the test is almost passing by
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: F G Fertilizer Subsidy Grant 2021/ Apply Now by hamzeiy: 9:17am On Jul 21, 2021
I got the sms from fmard.. yet no alert.
I hope all is well
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: F G Fertilizer Subsidy Grant 2021/ Apply Now by hamzeiy: 9:17am On Jul 21, 2021
I got the sms from fmard.. yet no alert.
I hope all is well
Celebrities / Re: Born-Again Moesha Boduong Apologizes To Men She Seduced by hamzeiy: 10:36am On Jul 15, 2021
She only shifted been available for guyz to been available for pastors.
Foreign Affairs / Re: "Presumed Assassins" Of President Jovenel Moise Arrested In Haiti by hamzeiy: 10:46am On Jul 08, 2021
November24:
sad

Death is not our portion
Death is the portion of every body at the end of the day.....stop deceiving your self
Politics / Re: Yusuf Buhari Visits Bala Mohammed, Bauchi State Governor (Photos) by hamzeiy: 4:46pm On Jul 07, 2021
Splendoor:
19yrs old
nawa oo.. Dem never stop this teenage girls marriage in the North, even though money dey ground
Lol 19 years no suppose marry? ,19 years with degree and masters?
After masters she suppose to they malanga around ba?
You know how many girls of 19 wia day sexually active so probably 70 percent of them... So the few wia decide to marry nai be ur wahala?
Bros find ur way abeg...!!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: F G Fertilizer Subsidy Grant 2021/ Apply Now by hamzeiy: 8:04pm On Jul 06, 2021
Frideen:
There were other aspects of grand like seeding, tools and farming preparation
I sent you an email..i would like to know if my bank account has been linked
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2021 Shell Experienced Hire Recruitments by hamzeiy: 1:36pm On Jun 30, 2021
Hello guyz just to inform you all i got a regret mail from shell today though I wasn't invited for the second stage interview so i wasn't expecting much.
So for those that haven't gotten any regrets from them, you might still be in the race. All the best to us all.

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Health / Re: COVID-19 Update For June 15 2021 In Nigeria by hamzeiy: 1:00am On Jun 16, 2021
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Politics / Re: Kamaru Usman Visits Yahaya Bello by hamzeiy: 11:57am On Jun 11, 2021
Xscape1993:
I have nothing to say because Yahaya Bello can not even govern small Kogi state.
Lol. Small kogi indeed.
I hope you know that small kogi is bigger in size than imo and abia combined and has more IGR than 26 states in the country including probably the one you came from this can be verified (google would help you).
The fact that kogites are quiet doesn't mean They are small . They are actually the link between the two regions in the country thus at a very strong economic advantage and can Carry out economic sabotage too.. ipob would wish they were in kogi and they would have gotten greater effect than what they wished for, we produced the best soldiers and military officers in recent time ask were col. Abu Ali is from or Arotile and also produce the most intelligent officers of northern extraction. I think you should take time to visit Nigerian depot zaria then inquire about the top female soldiers in the country for the last three years till date.
We have the raw materials and not land locked unlike some people down there neither are we dependent on federal government for Everything unlike some people up there..
We practice the two major religions in the country and are still at peace with each other, we have High poverty rate as it is in most part of the country but we don't engage in banditry/kidnappings like our neighbors up there neither do we engage in ritual killings, drug and human trafficking like our neighbors down there.
we have a high education level among the citizens so much that it is now a problem for everyone as we would have to compete extensively for everything i.e federal quota or character is always at our disadvantage .
So its just in our nature to be calm and be patient. If you don't know ask those who do.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Heirs Oil & Gas 2021 Recruitment by hamzeiy: 5:56pm On May 17, 2021
Joyousjoe:
Please mistaken unsubscribe from their email. Hope this won't affect an interview invite from them.
I'm also having issue logging into my application portal on their career site.
I also did thesame error, now i don't know if i was invited or not, and the guyz on this thread seems to be too particular about information sharing.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel Destroys 13-Storey Building In Gaza (Photos, Video) by hamzeiy: 8:29am On May 12, 2021
illitracy:
Don't believe anything you see on Palestine media, they fallaciously concocted to trigger to hoodwink the gullible and trigger sympathy.

Soon you will see the Lebanese explosion as Palestine being bombed by Israel.
If truly you believe what you just said then you should believe a fly,s brain is better than yours.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Heirs Oil & Gas 2021 Recruitment by hamzeiy: 1:52pm On Apr 24, 2021
holubee21:


Nothing yet bro
I mistakenly un subscribe to their emails, how do i correct this pls
Foreign Affairs / Re: 9/11 Attack: Biden Announces The Withdrawal Of U.S Troops From Afghanistan by hamzeiy: 10:14pm On Apr 14, 2021
Afghanistan hmmm what a country.
The Soviets went there and they left when they got tired, the americans went there and they are also leaving like wise.
I Remember Putin once telling the Americans that the should learn from the soviets, the war with Afghanistan is not a winnable one

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Business / Re: Lagos Amputee Hawker: "Sometimes Pipo Dey Carry My Money Waka" (Video) by hamzeiy: 11:26am On Apr 14, 2021
Muyiwaipere:



Even your English sef fit commot her second leg
Wickedness

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2021 Shell Experienced Hire Recruitments by hamzeiy: 7:50pm On Apr 13, 2021
Excalibur2nd:
Also got invite for.production Preparers today...pls guidance needed...ooo
Pls what was your status before the invite

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2021 Shell Experienced Hire Recruitments by hamzeiy: 2:07pm On Apr 13, 2021
livinuschukwug:

Many persons who did the 1hr telephone interview their status still read
"Review in Progress "
Others have theirs changed to
"Invited to Interview " and they are getting mails gradually !
shocked
How true is this, have you seen or heard any one with Review in Progress thst has received mail?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2021 Shell Experienced Hire Recruitments by hamzeiy: 3:37pm On Apr 08, 2021
U most have over scattered the interview. Anyway i believe the change in status might not have anything to do with the interview ahead. Probably the previous one though.
My thought only

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