Crime › Re: Body Of A Girl Found Floating In Katsina River (Graphic Photos) by hamzeiy: 4:42pm On Jun 19, 2022 |
VeryWickedMan: Buhari's state When you have a child like that we pray this evil doesn't befall on you..... And I think the MOD SHOULD BAN THIS GUY FOR LIKE A YEAR. |
Crime › Re: Lagos Prostitute, Hannah Saliu, Burnt To Death For Keeping Quran In Room by hamzeiy: 9:18am On Jun 14, 2022 |
Mallam bahaushe keenan... His brand of Islam is unique. |
Politics › Re: APC Northern Govs Push For Muslim-Muslim Ticket by hamzeiy: 7:01am On Jun 11, 2022 |
Harmskion: Make it a Muslim muslim ticket first And watch as agenda go trend Every church will preach against it No Christian would vote for that shit And every Muslim would vote for it immediately the churches turns it to a religious affair...and we all know who will win at the end of the day |
Politics › Re: APC Northern Govs Push For Muslim-Muslim Ticket by hamzeiy: 7:00am On Jun 11, 2022 |
Honor10: Tinubu shouldn't try Muslim - Muslim ticket.
It will not be fair to Nigeria Christians But a Muslim south and christian north would make him loose the election...we need to be realistic. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Western Artillery Is Helping Ukrainian Forces Push Back Russian Invaders by hamzeiy: 2:29pm On Jun 09, 2022 |
Ballzproblemm: Russia military is weak it has been over 3 months and Russia military have not made any substantial progress Have you not considered the fact that Russia is actually fighting the entire west and Ukraine.. Or do you think Ukraine would have lasted one month without western military, intelligence and financial support. Secondly imposing crippling sanctions on Russia.. I think Russia has did soo well |
Family › Re: I Am Really Depressed, My Mom's Death Is Killing Me! by hamzeiy: 11:13pm On May 31, 2022 |
Loosing a parent especially a mother in a pain or an injury that does not heal and you learn to leave with the pain. I fully understand your pain bro. I lost my mum about three years ago. Till date the pain remains fresh. You just have to learn to live with the pain and know that whatever God has decreed to happen will surely come to pass..your mum was not meant to pass that day irrespective of what you would have done. Stay strong and pray to Allah to heal your heart. dboY1123: It is a month already that my mom died in my hands.. I am really depressed!! I have been seeing life as nothing and vanity, I can't get over her, memories with her kept coming back really hard I tried to keep myself busy by watching movies, playing games and so on..But that doesn't stop my mind from remembering her.
These days, nothing bothers me again, not even life or death, I still have a father but it doesn't change things..
There was a time I went to school (my ppa), my proprietor was trying to pacify me by talking about when he lost his wife back then and everything, I started feeling uneasy and extremely tired..it wasn't stress at all my stomach started aching and I felt like vomiting or even passing out..he noticed it and I quickly left his presence and I went back home to shower and rest..
Please how can I get over my mom, I'm so obsessed with her and her memories kept coming in my head that every time I felt I could have done something to rescue her despite everything I did, taking her to state hospitals and even private.. I am the last born and I am about 29years..I have elder ones like 45(first born) but I took so much responsibilities when she was sick and I was only the one she could call everytime she's depressed due to memory loss..I later found out her sickness was related to heart failure and it was congestive heart failure she was going through.. All those times we thought she had nocturnal asthma like early last year..
It was only last month we knew that it was cardiomyopathy or cardiomegaly heart related.. The general hospitals we took her too didn't say anything like that, one of them only said her liver seemed bigger than the normal one..And we thought it was edema cz her legs were swollen.. So, it was heart related disease and it led to cardiac arrest or heart attack cz she just vomited and stopped breathing all of a sudden.. |
Crime › Ipob Kills Pregnant Woman And Four Underage Children by hamzeiy(op): 1:39pm On May 24, 2022 |
IPOB Kills Woman, 4 Kids, 6 Other Northerners In Anambra
Militants of the outlawed Indigenous People of Biafra (IPOB) on Sunday killed a woman, her four children and six others, all of them of northern extraction.
Militants of the outlawed Indigenous People of Biafra (IPOB) on Sunday killed a woman, her four children and six others, all of them of northern extraction in Anambra State, Daily Trust reports.
The pregnant woman and her children were killed at Isulo, Orumba North Local Government Area of the state.
NIGERIA DAILY: Are South East’s ‘unknown Gunmen’ gradually turning into Boko Haram? Many Nigerians facing mental health, not seeking help — Experts The killings marked a new low in the heightened attacks on non-indigenes by IPOB terrorists who are also attacking the symbol of authority including the police and the military.
Natives of Anambra State and the South East, in general, have not also been spared by the IPOB terrorists who have been wreaking havoc for a long time amid agitation for secession.
However, 48 hours after the Sunday’s killing of the northerners without any provocation, the story has not been told by any of the national print and broadcast media despite wide coverage by the social media with graphic photos of the mayhem and condemnation by security operatives, groups and individuals over what they called “conspiracy of silence.”
The killing of the northerners was perpetrated by the outlawed group a few days after the discovery of the head of an Anambra State lawmaker who was abducted by the terrorists.
Sunday’s carnage
The Sarkin Hausawa of Orunba North LGA, Alhaji Sa’id Muhammad, yesterday decried that northerners in Anambra State have made up their minds to leave the state because of the constant killing of their relatives by members of the Eastern Security Network (ESN), the armed wing of the outlawed IPOB.
In an interview with Daily Trust, Muhammad said the killing of the pregnant woman together with her four children by gunmen was not new to them as many of his people were killed in such a callous manner.
“The woman was from Adamawa State. Before her death, she lived in Orumba South, and on Sunday, she visited her friends with her four children.
“It was on her way back home in Orumba South that she was killed. She was being conveyed by a commercial motorcyclist when they were ambushed by the gunmen. They murdered her and her four children but the motorcyclist escaped,” he said.
In a gory video trending on Twitter and seen by Daily Trust, the victims were seen lying in the pool of their blood with bullets spread around and a narrator speaking in Igbo saying, “Everybody should look at this video that they have shot a woman and her four children. They are from the North. And they are shooting everybody they see on the street; so people should be careful.”
Our correspondents report that on that very Sunday, five commercial motorcycle riders were also killed and their bikes burnt at Onocha LGA. The bodies of four of the deceased were deposited in the morgue while the fifth one was burnt to ashes.
Mohammed said another man, Abdullahi, who was selling roasted meat by the roadside at Nnanka, was also killed at his suya spot.
“His body was by the roadside since Sunday evening until in the afternoon on Monday when I called the police DPO and informed him about it and requested him to help us recover the remains.
“He told me that he cannot send his men there because of the sit-at-home order. We are now planning to leave for North as we can no longer stay here…They are killing us on daily basis,” he said.
He said his younger brother, Aliyu, was also killed two months ago in a similar manner.
Daily Trust reports that some trucks conveying goods to the South were also set ablaze in Anambra at the weekend and the drivers and other occupants were killed, injured or disappeared without a trace. Some truck drivers of northern extraction said that they are now operating with fear in the South East region.
Adamu Shu’aibu, who works with a private company in the region said that the rate at which the militants were attacking and killing drivers was alarming.
“I lost many of my colleagues to the nefarious activities of the terrorists and the killings are not being reported. Many of our colleagues have abandoned the driving job. The gunmen mostly attack drivers on some routes that have few or no security personnel.”
When contacted, the Police Public Relations Officer in the state, Ikenga Tochukwu, could not confirm the incidents, saying the details were sketchy.
He said the command would talk about the incidents when they receive a clear picture of what transpired.
However, a senior police officer who did not want to be named confirmed the Isulo attack.
‘Communities shielding criminals’
The Commissioner of Police in Anambra State, Echeng E. Echeng, Monday, accused communities in the state of shielding criminals in their midst. He stated this while briefing journalists on the murder of the Anambra State lawmaker, Okechukwu Okoye, and his aide, Cyril Chiegboka.
Daily Trust reports that the IPOB militants have vowed to kill more lawmakers in Anambra State.
The group issued the threat in a note allegedly found where the head of the lawmaker was dumped.
The commissioner said, “Some of us have come out to tag these people ‘unknown gunmen’ while in actual sense they are known. We are trying to mystify something that is not just there.
“It is high time we went into demystifying the tag ‘unknown gunmen’. They are not spirits; they are our brothers and they live with us in our communities. That is the obvious truth. We know who these people are.
“The problem the state security has is a total conspiracy of silence when nobody sees something, nobody says something and nobody hears something.
“Security is collective; everybody has a battle. The crimes are committed in our communities and we should be able to say this is what is happening in our communities.
“We are glorifying people that we know and tag them as unknown gunmen,” he said.
The police commissioner also debunked insinuations that Fulani were behind the attacks and killings in the state.
He said available information and records of arrests made in the state showed otherwise, accusing the communities of shielding the criminals in their midst.
Meanwhile, tension has heightened in Anambra State following the incessant killings of people by IPOB militants.
Hate campaign
The Coalition of Northern Groups (CNG) said yesterday that it had taken stock of events unfolding in Nigeria, noting especially, the unrelenting disturbances created by certain interest groups in the South East, in the form of violent attacks on people of other sections, particularly the North.
Spokesman of the group, Abdul-Azeez Suleiman, said in a statement that unprovoked evictions, attacks, killings, destructions of properties and other forms of violations against northerners in various parts of the South East had resulted from the hate campaigns and propaganda being conducted by regional and ethnic agitators.
“We are particularly disturbed by the reports of the brutal murder of a mother and her four children for the only sin of being northerners.
“These killings followed other coordinated attacks on northern traders and haulage trucks, killing some people and destroying millions worth of properties including the truck.
“We have watched and studied these events carefully and with considerable restraint and maturity, to the point of condoning and accommodating several unreasonable and unacceptable actions that have been perpetrated against Nigerians collectively, and northerners in particular.
“Everyone can see that the diabolical scheme planned and exhibited in the actions and clamours of IPOB/ESN terror groups are supported morally and politically by the vast majority of the pliant Igbo elites, politicians, traditional rulers, business persons, and the larger population of this ethnic group.
“It is also a situation that feeds on the docility of the affrighted section of those who pose as northern leaders today.
“The recent attacks have pushed matters to a point whereby silence has become complicit and inaction is no longer an option, making it impossible for us to remain indifferent or silent in the face of such extreme provocations.
“As the representatives of various interest groups from northern Nigeria, the CNG today declares enough is enough. The North will no longer remain passive under such deliberate and sustained attacks on its people and interests and will henceforth be forced to react to every provocation and unwarranted violation,” he said.
The group also cautioned media operators to be more restrained and balanced in their reporting of all situations in the country particularly when matters coming from or affecting northerners were reported or commented on.
“We caution them to desist from and to eschew the slanted reporting of events with greater bias against a particular religious and ethnic group as is witnessed in the reporting of security situations recently.
“We warn that editorial policies and restraints imposed by ordinary decency and sanity must not be abandoned by the media establishment for sensational and often biased reporting that only inflame tensions in the country,” the northern group said.
Meanwhile, many social media influencers in the North took to Twitter condemning the killings of the northerners by IPOB in the South East.
Senator Shehu Sani twitted: “You condemn ‘the murder’ in Sokoto but you don’t have the courage and the conscience to condemn the murderous activities of gunmen and unknown gunmen in your area (shokoto), including the slaughter of a legislator; that is hypocrisy and cowardice.”
Gimba Kakanda also tweeted: “Last week, you were in support of mob justice because it is perpetrated by your kinsmen. Today, you are hurt and against it because your kinsmen are the victims. And you are calling out Arewa to seek justice for Deborah, your silence on IPOB’s killings of “Hausa Muslims” is telling.
“Ahmed Musa Husaini speaks for me here in calling out the double standards of both sides of the Niger. The killings in Anambra, including the targeting of “Hausa Muslims,” are a tragedy that must be condemned by all. It also comes with a lesson to those who justify jungle justice.”
Jaybee @KhaleelJibreel said, “We should create our own media houses to publicise any atrocity meted to us. Stop crying foul, you are not expecting your staunch enemy to battle your insult or killing. If we don’t do the needful, this is how we will keep on staying on the defensive. North is not ready.”
Enforce anti-terrorism law in S/East – Expert
A security expert, Kabiru Adamu said to end the excesses in the South East, the legal status of IPOB and its armed wing, the ESN, is that of a terrorist group and therefore the people killing in that part of the country should be treated as such.
“I am therefore of the view that the government should apply the provisions of the National Counter-Terrorism Strategy (NACTEST) and the Terrorism Prevention Act 2022 fully on it.
“This should include using all the elements of Nigeria’s national powers to identify its membership, sponsorship, funding, and weapons supply channels and blocking them as well as arresting and prosecuting them. Only this full application of the law can contain the atrocities of the IPOB.
“To do this effectively, the government needs to enhance its intelligence gathering capabilities both human and technological to allow it to understand who are involved, what their interests are and why the involvement.
“Intelligence gathering will help clarify whether there are truly other gunmen groups behind the atrocities in South East or it is IPOB operating under the anonymity of “unknown gunmen”.
“Additionally, intelligence will allow government open back door channels of addressing the challenge but from a position of strength,” he said. |
Politics › Re: Old Man Weeps On Seeing Nnamdi Kanu In Court (Photos) by hamzeiy: 3:57pm On Apr 08, 2022 |
Fahdiga: No one wept for Igboho They don't have confused old men |
Politics › Re: Osinbajo Suspended Official Meetings To Allow Muslims Observe Solat – Saidu by hamzeiy: 10:49am On Mar 23, 2022 |
As a Muslim and a supporter of osinbanjo, I have to say this has got me thinking twice, my faith matters to me than any political inclination. |
Family › Re: My Mother Finally CURSED Me Last Night. I DON'T Give A Bleep!! - TheGidRedpiller by hamzeiy: 12:23pm On Mar 15, 2022 |
TheGidRedpiller: I told my brother something last night, i said she might be actually sick in the general sense, but i am dead sure she is trying to take advantage of the situation! Call it toxic masculinity if you will but if you went through what i did in the hands of this woman, you will truly understand what i'm always being angry about!
You all know me here, i won't say i'm rich, but i literally moved from being an author to being a brand ambassador (tenure expired last week), so basically you should know that i at least have what it takes to make her get the help of a hospital, BUT I WON'T!! She deserves to suffer, she deserves to go through whatever she is going through right now!
That biittch said it to my face, she started cursing me to the hearings of my siblings, i didn't flinch. The funny part of the whole situation was where she stated that i would have to come and beg her before i would be free from her dreaded curse! LOL!!
Still Typing... The evil wia go befall you eh.... God I day fear day shake for your end. |
Science/Technology › Re: Bird With Cipher Ring Falls From Sky In Ondo, Causing Confusion (Photo) by hamzeiy: 9:25am On Mar 14, 2022 |
So because a bird fell from the sky with a ring on its leg, Nigerians will now be thrown into confusion,.....really? Of all the wahala we day face for this country na fallen Chinese bird they cause confusion. Lol. When would we be serious in this country? |
Family › Re: I Am Tired Of My Wife by hamzeiy: 1:32pm On Mar 08, 2022 |
aanuoluwami14: I'll never give birth to a jobless and irresponsible man who can't feed himself but could be having sex with someone's daughter without thinking of the outcome, nonsense! Thousands of ways lady |
Romance › Re: Mary Magdalene: Woman With 'world's Fattest Vagina' Identifies As Male by hamzeiy: 10:04pm On Feb 23, 2022 |
Lordcassy: Like the Muslim holy book said .
WOMEN, LEFT TO THEIR OWN DEVICES WILL SELF DESTRUCT... Pls which Muslim holy book are you talking about...I sure say no be Quran you day talk about. Anyway the lady there is just confused.at the end na depression go kill am. Looking for happiness where it does not exist |
Properties › Re: GLO Wants To Plant A MAST On My Land. What Are My Benefits And Its Hazards - by hamzeiy: 5:00pm On Feb 20, 2022 |
Mtschewwww: A GSM network provider (GLO) engineers visited my land yesterday and said they want me to lease a space for their mast installation for a period of 15 years. (They have not told me any amount yet).
The land is in a residential area. Please those who know about this sort of engagement should tell me what it entails because I was asked if I would accept the offer or not so as to tell them the amount and other things involved.
I really want to know the real benefits as well as if there are other health damages that may adversely affect residence living around my compound on the long run? Don't lease to them rent to them on yearly basis. You'll thank me later |
Crime › Re: Police Pulled Our Bus Over, Arrested Two Boys And Told Us to Go - Twitter User by hamzeiy: 1:29pm On Feb 20, 2022 |
Rubbiish: Una & the driver no try We saw a thread like this on the abuja okene road, both the driver & passengers stayed till the issue was resolved and the policemen even got sacked. Una no try for not even identifying the station they came from They are cowards... pathetic passengers |
Politics › Re: GTBank Gave Osinbajo Campaign N200m In 2015 (Above N1m Limit) - Gazette by hamzeiy: 8:45pm On Feb 08, 2022 |
visijo: If Chioma is Assurance If Amaka is a disappointment Then what is Chiamaka?  Assured disappointment |
Politics › Re: Osinbajo To Announce Presidential Bid After APC Convention by hamzeiy: 9:50am On Feb 07, 2022 |
VirginSearcher: Accomplice that keeps quiet and never utter a word when Christians are murdered by terrorists and Herdsmen.. all because of politics.. I strongly dislike him for that  I hope you know 90 percent of the victims of bandits and terrorist are Muslims. I've never seen people that are good in lying to the extent of believing their lies. The self deceit is epic |
Business › Re: Uproar As Anambra Man Settles His Apprentice With N100k After 9 Years (Video) by hamzeiy: 7:17pm On Jan 30, 2022 |
This is wrong gaskiya. I am not ibo yet I can't pay 100k for some one running my business for one year diligently. The oga should be forced to settle the boy well. At least 500k(at least).. Those tell the boy to go with the money, Do you know the psychological effect this would have on the victim, this is gross cheating, Injustice and not fair. I would advise his product be boycotted. |
Family › Re: I Am Tired Of My Wife by hamzeiy: 9:26am On Jan 30, 2022 |
aanuoluwami14: I'll never give birth to a jobless and irresponsible man who can't feed himself but could be having sex with someone's daughter without thinking of the outcome, nonsense! There are thousands of ways madam.... If truly you think as you advised. Then watch as time clicks!! |
Crime › Re: 3 Boys Slaughter Girlfriend, Burn Her Head For Money Ritual In Ogun (Graphic) by hamzeiy: 10:09pm On Jan 29, 2022 |
At that age, what money are they looking for, Wetin they want use money do sef? At 17,19 . This is terrible |
Family › Re: I Am Tired Of My Wife by hamzeiy: 6:11pm On Jan 18, 2022 |
aanuoluwami14:
With the current situation in Nigeria, even with management, #50k can't be enough for all of you including your mom. Your wife might be so fed up with the triplets consumption, a woman who will take good care of triplets should be very well fed, it's not a easy task at all. Endure with her, let your mother endure too, pray for more income, there will no more fight again. The mother should endure eating once a day though the wife cooks & eats thrice a day? You would be a mother some day, and there are thousands of ways God tests mankind for their various evils |
Sports › Re: How Super Eagles Celebrated Their Win Against Sudan (Video) by hamzeiy: 9:04pm On Jan 16, 2022 |
Quest7777:
 No be dis same SE been de give us hypertension to watch few months ago? I still dey watch dem with one eye until dem carry the cup.  This picture funny fire...eye meet eye..lol |
Politics › Re: Ikpeazu: Those Complaining About Osisioma Flyover Don't Have Cars (Video) by hamzeiy: 9:04am On Jan 12, 2022 |
Biodun556: Ibos have bad leaders but complain about others who are better off. Soo apt |
Celebrities › Re: John Dumelo Celebrates His Wife, Gifty Mawunya's Birthday by hamzeiy: 5:30pm On Jan 03, 2022 |
thatsleepboy1: Islam on 72 Virgins/Houris
Koran 44 vs 51 - 54 Koran 55 vs 54 - 56; 70 - 74 Koran 78 vs 31 - 33
Is it true that Islam offers 72 virgins in the afterlife to the believers of that religion? Short answer: Yes. Muslims do definitely get at least 2 virgins. But they probably get 72.
What do I mean by that? To answer this we have to look at the koran and the Hadith. The Qur’an definitely guarantees the Muslim female playmates in Paradise:
Our’an 44:51-54—As to the Righteous, they will be in a position of security, @mong gardens and springs; dressed in fine silk and in rich brocade, they will face each other and We shall join them to Comp@nions (Houris) with beautiful, big, and lustrous eyes.
The Qur’an tells us also that Muslims arriving to Paradise will be married with these newly created beings, whom no man or jinn has opened their hymens with sexual intercourse before:
koran 55:54–56—They will recline on Carpets, whose inner linings will be of rich brocade: the Fruit of the Gardens will be near (and easy of reach). Then which of the favours of your Lord will ye deny? In them will be (Maidens), chaste, restraining their glances, whom no man or Jinn before them has touched;
and also:
koran 55:70–74—In them will be fair (Companions), good, beautiful;
Then which of the favours of your Lord will ye deny?
Companions restrained (as to their glances), in (goodly) pavilions; Then which of the favours of your Lord will ye deny? Whom no man or Jinn before them has touched;
So, the koran tells us that Muslims definitely get a new virginal wife in Paradise.
Allah also made the effort to include an extremely important detail in the Qur’an —the unerring Word of Allah, that has existed since Creation, and is preserved on mighty tablets in Heaven, revealed through the Angel Gabriel to Muhammad, the Seal of the Prophets—regarding these virgins. So I won’t fail to mention it to you folks: We’re not talking about virgin girls who are, uhm…. beautiful, but don’t have much to offer in the body department. Allah makes sure in the kor@n that we know that we’re talking about some serious hooters here:
kor@n 78:31-33—Indeed, for the righteous is attainment - Gardens and grapevines- And full-breasted [companions] of equal age
Ibn Kathir, in his exegesis of above verse, went on further to dissect the vocabulary that Allah uses. Just to be sure that we’re REALLY on the same page here, folks: Meaning, wide-eyed maidens with fully developed breasts. Ibn `Abbas, Mujahid and others have said, (Kawa`ib) "This means round breasts. They meant by this that the breasts of these girls will be fully rounded and not sagging, Tafsir Ibn Kathir - English [78. An-Naba' - Verse: 33]
So, no saggy breasts. That was a very important detail, that the Creator of the Universe needed to tell us! Also, their virginity is somehow an eternal condition. The exegesis of Qur’an 55:54–56 above tells us that Allah made them virgins, immaculate—every time their spouses enter them they find them virgins, nor is there any pain of defloration.
But, what about, if you’re married? No problem: You still get better and improved wives:
Sunan Ibn Majah Volume 3, Book 9, Hadith 2014—It was narrated from Mu'adh bin Jabal that: the Messenger of Allah said: "No woman annoys her husband but his wife among the Houris of Paradise says: 'Do not annoy him, may Allah destroy you, for he is just a temporary guest with you and soon he will leave you and join us."'
For Muhammad, his 11 wives were only ‘temporary wives’. If he gets to Paradise, he’ll get new wives from above virginal ‘Houris’.
But now, to the question where do we get the number 72 from? Answer: from the following Hadith:
Sunan Ibn Majah Volume 5, Book 37, Hadith 4337—“Abu Umama narrated: "The Messenger of God said, 'Everyone that God admits into paradise will be married to 72 wives; two of them are houris and seventy of his inheritance of the female dwellers of hell. All of them will have libidinous sex organs and he will have an ever-erect penis.”
You’ll get two hot, virginal ones. And also 70 dwellers of hell who are doing their time, servicing Muslims in Paradise.
Huh? Where’s the logic in that?
Well, the Muslim Paradise is depicted mostly pretty similar to a Muslim’s earthly life, but on steroids! While on earth you’ll get to have sex with your female captives of war, the Ma Malakat Aymanukum—’those whom your right hand possess’ (see Qur’an 33:50 among others), logically speaking, the ‘defeated ones’ in the Akhirah (the afterlife) are those unlucky souls in Hell. It’s just fitting that Allah should find some use for them. Help entertaining Muslims in Paradise is one of their uses.
But here’s the problem though: Unfortunately, this Hadith is only classified as Da’eef—·weak. So, maybe it’s true, maybe it isn’t. But my money is, that it is true, since we can see the 72 Houris also echoed at other places, like At-Tirmidhi’s (independent) Hadith compilation:
At-Tirmidhi, vol. 2, page 138—The Prophet Muhammad said "Every man who enters paradise shall be given 72 (seventy-two) Houris; no matter at what age he had died, when he is admitted into paradise, he will become a thirty-year-old, and shall not age any further. A man in paradise shall be given virility equal to that of one hundred men".
But even if it’s not true. Fear not! A Muslim gets at the le@st two fagins guaranteed! The following are Hadith which are considered Sahih:
Narrated Abu Huraira: The Prophet said, "The first batch (of people) who will enter Paradise will be (glittering) like the full moon, and the batch next to them will be (glittering) like the most brilliant star in the sky. Their hearts will be as if the heart of a single man, for they will have neither enmity nor jealousy amongst themselves; everyone will have two wives from the Houris, who will be so beautiful, pure and transparent that the marrow of the bones of their legs will be seen through the bones and the flesh."
Don’t believe me that they are Sahih? Go check out for yourselves: Sahih al-Bukhari Book Number 54 Hadith Number 476
Here’s another one to brighten the day. Whoever had problems on earth with his wife’s body odor, fear not! The Houris will smell fabulous!
Narrated Abu Huraira: Allah's Apostle said, "The first group (of people) who will enter Paradise will be (glittering) like the moon when it is full. They will not spit or blow their noses or relieve nature. Their utensils will be of gold and their combs of gold and silver; in their centers the aloe wood will be used, and their sweat will smell like musk. Everyone of them will have two wives; the m@rrow of the bones of the wives' legs will be seen through the flesh out of excessive beauty. They ( i.e. the people of Paradise) will neither have differences nor hatred amongst themselves; their hearts will be as if one heart and they will be glorifying Allah in the morning and in the evening."
Don’t believe me that this one is Sahih? Go check out for yourselves: Sahih al-Bukhari Book Number 54 Hadith Number 468
A last one. For those Muslims who are upset that their earthly wives tend to spend an eternity on the toilet: Muhammad says: “Don’t worry!” The Houris don’t urinate or relieve themselves, you’ll spend an eternity without ever seeing them go to the toilet!
Narrated Abu Huraira: Allah's Apostle said, "The first group of people who will enter Paradise, will be glittering like the full moon and those who will follow them, will glitter like the most brilliant star in the sky. They will not urinate, relieve nature, spit, or have any nasal secretions. Their combs will be of gold, and their sweat will smell like musk. The aloes-wood will be used in their centers. Their wives will be houris. All of them will look alike and will resemble their father Adam (in statute), sixty cubits tall."
It’s Sahih, alright. Taken from: Sahih al-Bukhari Book Number 55 Hadith Number 544
Conclusions
So, what have we learned today? Yes, if you’re a Muslim and you get to Paradise, you definitely get at least two new virginal wives with breasts that don’t sag!
If you believe Ibn Majah and At-Tirmidhi, you get an additional 70 other wives, making the tally to 72 wives. And you’ll also get eternal erections, so that you can make the best out of your time in the afterlife!
Addendum
This one’s for my Christian and Jewish brothers and sisters, especially the Catholics among you. I just wanted to share this interesting factoid about Muhammad’s ‘virgin’, which Allah promised to him, when he enters Paradise.
Ibn Kathir’s Qasas al-Anbiya—Quoting At-Tabarani al-Muʿjam al-Kabir: ’Abdullah bin Najiyyah narrated to us: "Allah's Messenger, said, “Allah will marry me to Mary bint 'Imran, the wife of Pharaoh, as well as the sister of Moses in Paradise."
Yep. That’s right. Allah promised Muhammad, that he will marry the Virgin Mary, mother of Jesus, when he gets to Paradise—among others. Hope this will make you think twice doing a joint service with the local Imam at your church.
[1] Tafsir al-Jalalayn
[2] This Hadith has been curiously deleted from the English editions of Ibn Kathir’s Qasas al-Anbiya, but can be found in its original Arabic text. Lol. You're as ignorant, lost as you're pathetic |
Celebrities › Re: Kanye West Buys $4.5m House (Pictures) by hamzeiy: 1:43pm On Dec 28, 2021 |
janetakan: Try to read with understanding please.
He paid 450k above the asked price to ensure he got the house. Honestly the way Nigerians would read and understand just the opposite of what they read is amazing. This goes a long way to show the rot in our educational system. May God help us |
Health › Re: Photos Of Rare Moments From Medical World by hamzeiy: 1:19pm On Nov 06, 2021 |
Pharaoh4rin: People are quick to praise medical doctors. Engineers designs all their machines.
I think Engineers deserves the credit The true heroes behind the scene. What would medicine do without their research machines, work tools, microscopes, x-ray machines and so on. Hail the Electrical/mechanical engineers. |
Health › Re: Photos Of Rare Moments From Medical World by hamzeiy: 1:13pm On Nov 06, 2021 |
Jalaw: Not Nigerian doctors that will leave behind a surgical scissors in your intestine after operation. Or diagnose liver cancer as ulcer until it gets late. Incompetent set if people. |
Phones › Re: I Hate Making Calls: Am I The Only Human Who Hate This? by hamzeiy: 7:54pm On Sep 30, 2021 |
Offpoint1: I honestly hate making calls, I hardly call ANYONE, in fact the last I spoke with my mom was 6 months ago... Is worse with my siblings and relatives. I can go a year or more without calling them.
I don't pick any call I didn't expect, neither do I return missed calls.
I hate sending people wishes, be it on social media, text or physical. All my social media handles are in ghost mode, except my business WhatsApp.
I hardly reply messages on my personal WhatsApp line.
Although I get really busy most times, but I don't think it's an excuse enough. I've tried changing, but it isn't working.
It seems the only place I reply to people is on Nairaland, I've never clicked a "Like button" on the internet before... I have phobia for it.
How can I adjust? I spend 99.99% of my free time Alone in a quiet place soul traveling to universe. You spoke with your mum 6 months ago? Really? Do you want to be blessed at all in this life. You might be rich and be un blessed. You don't know what you have until you loose it.. better hala your mum before the time reaches..you would wish to see her and she would be no where to be found |
Crime › Re: Stray Bullet Kills 9-Year-Old Girl On Her Way To Islamic School In Kaduna by hamzeiy: 5:59pm On Sep 06, 2021 |
Fahdiga: Rip to her soul. It might be a shot from a fellow head slammer Even on a tragedy of this level. Yet you needed to show your stew-pidity...this is rather unfortunate |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Taliban Steal £62BILLION Worth Of Helicopters, Armoured Vehicles & Weapons(Pix) by hamzeiy: 6:04pm On Aug 30, 2021 |
Its not stolen..its a war booty |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Taliban ‘Victory Force’ Parade With US Tanks & Guns( Pix) by hamzeiy: 11:46am On Aug 25, 2021 |
With 200+ aircraft and 500+ weapons The Taliban are probably more equipped than the nigerian military as of this moment. This war booty make sense |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: ICPC Recruitment Test by hamzeiy: 1:21pm On Aug 24, 2021 |
How do we complain to them. We've not gotten the mail yet and the date for the test is almost passing by |