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Romance › Re: Before You Send That PM... by handsam(m): 7:13pm On Jun 10, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#8ab2e2]°she will.Go to her!
And I will handle Lala.[/color]
Ok den lipsrsealed


. Geni340 u r lucky...puffy almost stole me from you cheesytongue
Romance › Re: Before You Send That PM... by handsam(m): 8:09am On Jun 10, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#8ab2e2]°you'll trip up lipsrsealed
..Leave me and go back to Genie!
[/color]
But...but


Are you sure lipsrsealedhuh

Will Geni take me back lipsrsealedhuh


I just hope lala wont be rougher than that guy in dat pic lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Before You Send That PM... by handsam(m): 12:55am On Jun 10, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
°Not if you value yer legs! lipsrsealed
you better just let me be!! tongue


Anyway,what'sup with you hommie? smiley
Girls..!



See as she wan change the matter grin


Well m okay...where did we stop



Oh....m too fast for lala to gt ma legstongue
Romance › Re: Before You Send That PM... by handsam(m): 12:36am On Jun 10, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#8ab2e2]*No Handsam Lala us a jealous man
....he'll beat you up lipsrsealed[/color]
So na lala...don't worry..


he will understand why you left him for me cheesy



Afterall its a free world wink




He knows..or should i ask for permission from himhuh
Romance › Re: Before You Send That PM... by handsam(m): 12:24am On Jun 10, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
°Wait Hadsam
There's someone else!
.....*I just didn't know how ta tell you lipsrsealed cry
Hmm...well i dont care...


We are getting married unless the other dude raises his hand to show he doesn't agree with the marriage tongue tongue



Am sure nairaland peeps agree with the marriage cheesygrin





Chimo...! Wait o...what caused you to run in the first place ...was it dt pic smellymouth posted of a dude bleeping a galhuh....




Dont you worry am not lyk that rascal...i will go gentle on youtonguecheesy




Now say yescheesy
Romance › Re: Before You Send That PM... by handsam(m): 12:06am On Jun 10, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#8ab2e2]°I'll pay it all back! cheesy I promise! [/color]
*catches her*


Thats wat dy all say...





*carries her back to the altar*




Kwantinue now grincheesy
Romance › Re: Before You Send That PM... by handsam(m): 11:42pm On Jun 09, 2016
Smellymouth:
*** Clears throat ******


Will you handsam take lady KingCheezyPuff whom you hold hands with to be your true wedded companion?

Will you promise to live towards her, as you believed God has commanded you? Will you love, honour, cherish and reverence her in all of life and keep her only unto so long as you both shall live?

If this is your sacred purpose, let us hear and Answer :::


Handsam right now :::
cheesy grin

[img]http:///media/6-06-2015/4rMAzr.gif[/img]




Therefore, what God has joined together, let no man, Tradition or custom put asunder..

You may kiss the bride grin


https://24.media.tumblr.com/da3b1316f18633491fe474105a89fe5d/tumblr_n560ktt3fX1twt10do1_500.gif


**** 2 hours later *** grin::

https://38.media.tumblr.com/becb90729fc8a8b97d0ac1bbda5a7667/tumblr_n4xiqhCVj01rlb6iho2_r1_400.gif
•I thank you jawe...but when i catch her we will kwantinue grin
Romance › Re: Before You Send That PM... by handsam(m): 11:40pm On Jun 09, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
°Wait!! I have cold feet!! lipsrsealed

°•I can't do this Handsam !
....*I apologize!! cry
What..!


After all the bride price i paid for you..!...oh no...u don't..!
*runs after her*

Romance › Re: Before You Send That PM... by handsam(m): 10:57pm On Jun 09, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
[color=orange]°Yes ! Yes! Yes!!! cheesy[/color]
Now all that remains is for an official nairaland priest to make us husband and wifetonguetongue


Smellymouth thy attention is needed here ogrin
Romance › Re: Before You Send That PM... by handsam(m): 12:32am On Jun 09, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#8ab2e2]°6pack grin....no lies[/color]
You love six pack puffyhuh





My God











What have I been waiting forhuh





Puffy i get am





Shall we now proceed to getting marriedhuh tonguetonguetonguetongue
Politics › Re: Attention!!! Saintsamurai's Prophesy Confirmation Concerning Niger Delta. by handsam(m): 9:24pm On Jun 07, 2016
SAINTSAMURAII:
Attention everybody, romanceland prophet is here again. IF you "will" recall last week in my last prophetic thread, a female romancelander named firsteva "ask" me about the situation in the creeks "in" niger "deltan" and the military. and i told her that Nigeria will shake but the military will withdraw their troops. fast forward to today as you all can see in nairaland's front page that the federal government has called for the immediate withdrawal of troops exactly as i told firsteva in page 28 of my last prophetic thread. GLORY BE TO GOD. WHEN A PROPHET SPEAKS the wise listen. cc:lalasticlala, dominique, firsteva, ivyy, mimzy, maxi112, sekxy.
See breeze...! That gbax(blunder) tho



That breeze is really strong o
Romance › Re: Nairaland Valentine Wedding Of Smellymouth And Hateu2 by handsam(m): 7:10pm On Jun 07, 2016
WiLdFLame:
.
baba
Na watery Toto wan finish ma career ooo
thank God say I get u, I for enter am
Hw u baba? its been awhile
Yea...nice to have u back bro
Romance › Re: Nairaland Valentine Wedding Of Smellymouth And Hateu2 by handsam(m): 2:22pm On Jun 07, 2016
Wildflame grin...U are back huh...wat manner of toto made u leavehuh tongue
Romance › Re: Nairaland Valentine Wedding Of Smellymouth And Hateu2 by handsam(m): 2:19pm On Jun 07, 2016
Wildflame
Romance › Re: Pick The Talkative In Romanceland by handsam(m): 7:11pm On Jun 04, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
tongue
•U are tempting me•

grintonguetonguetonguetongue






tonguetonguetongue
Romance › Re: Pick The Talkative In Romanceland by handsam(m): 1:32pm On Jun 04, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
*no handsam angry You've become a derailing monster!
gringringrin
Romance › Re: Pick The Talkative In Romanceland by handsam(m): 1:25pm On Jun 04, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
*no handsam angry You've become a derailing monster!
gringringrin
Romance › Re: Pick The Talkative In Romanceland by handsam(m): 3:26pm On Jun 01, 2016
Enters thread...kingCheezyPuff shall you do the honours grincheesy
Politics › Re: #pmbwasted365days Trending On Twitter; PDP With Top Tweets by handsam(m): 7:37pm On May 29, 2016
Democracy Day APC FG EXAMINATION QUESTIONS? End of First Session Examination, 2015/2016 Course Title: Introduction to APC Government Course Code: Government 101 Time Allow: 3 Hours Instruction: Attempt All Questions . If GEJ is a constant, while APC is a variable, and if 1year have been used for blaming, with the aid of adiagram: 1. Discuss the probability of APC blaming GEJ for the next 3years. for i. Dollar increase. ii. Fuel Price increase iii. Power Failure iv. Unemployment v. Fulani Herdsmen Killings 2. If APC = All Promises Cancelled, where PMB is a constant, discuss the speed at which: i. N5k promise is cancelled ii. Feeding of school pupil is cancelled iii. NYSC allowance is reduced iv. Fuel pump prices are increased 3. Define the term, ''Budget padding''. 4. Mention 3 types of APC propaganda you know, and how they can be used in 21st century politics. 5. Mention 5 IDP you know that feeds with N140000 everyday. 6. Mention the next 3 countries PMB will travel and the disgrace he would receive. 7. If PMB is silent when herdsmen kills people and buys jet fighter when Biafra is mentioned, what is the probability that PMB is not a terrorist? 8. Write short notes on these mad phrases; i. masquerade dressing, ii. importation of grass iii. fantastically corrupt 9. If x is change and y is lies/ propaganda, solve the equation, 2x + 5y = ? 10. If you used to be corrupt, but now fantastically corrupt. Explain the effect of gravitational force on you. . Apc Supporters Time Starts Now!!!
Nairaland General › Re: by handsam(m): 7:28pm On May 29, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#ffd801]°•Handsam!! angry
This is gettin' outta hand!!!
grin
Well what can i sayhuh

• • •
Its lyk peak • • •its in megrin

[/color]
Nairaland General › Re: by handsam(m): 12:57pm On May 29, 2016
No hard feelings but this thread has become a victim today




















































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U peeps shd watch outtonguetonguetongue









































































































Ur thread could be next tonguetonguetonguetongue













































































































HAPPY DEMOCRACY DAYtonguetonguetongue







































































































































Anywaytonguetonguetongue















































































































































































Handsam was heretonguetongue
Romance › Re: 3 Major Areas Where Slim Guys Are Underrated by handsam(m): 12:31am On May 29, 2016
pbs4real:
handsam is kingcheezypuff. . . . .same person with diff monikers. . . .lots of trolls on NL.
K.tongue











Wat a pained soultonguetonguetongue



























That was his last resorttonguetonguetongue

























































Ehya tonguetongue
Romance › Re: 3 Major Areas Where Slim Guys Are Underrated by handsam(m): 2:09am On May 28, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#ffd801]*Bad boy!! angry tongue tongue[/color]
tonguetonguetonguetongue



































tonguetonguetongue
Romance › Re: Wish That Childish Romancelander A Happy Childrens Day! by handsam(m): 1:51am On May 28, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
*Hiiiiii
...*What'd you do for yer birthday,you get a real cake?
Yea...tho i had to elope from the hostel in d morning to avoid being raped with beatinggrin cheesycheesy
Romance › Re: 3 Major Areas Where Slim Guys Are Underrated by handsam(m): 1:46am On May 28, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#ffd801]* Handsam please!!
...Be mindful of the op!!
...Go derail pbs4real threads,they're useless anyway! tongue[/color]
It is donegrintonguetongue
Romance › Re: Wish That Childish Romancelander A Happy Childrens Day! by handsam(m): 1:41am On May 28, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
cheesy oh! You make me think of my boy Handsam!!

°•Handsam!! Come meet Sultan!

Or did pbs4real get you banned again angry
I promise I'm gon get that dude!! angry
Hmm• • •he's a good learnergrintonguetonguetongue
Romance › Re: Wish That Childish Romancelander A Happy Childrens Day! by handsam(m): 1:35am On May 28, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
cheesy oh! You make me think of my boy Handsam!!

°•Handsam!! Come meet Sultan!




Hmmm• • • He's a good learner grintonguetonguetongue


Or did pbs4real get you banned again angry
I promise I'm gon get that dude!! angry
Romance › Re: 3 Major Areas Where Slim Guys Are Underrated by handsam(m): 1:02am On May 27, 2016
pbs4real:
happy bdae dude another ban awaits u.
K.






































Bt before dt tym
tonguetonguetonguetonguetongue





















it seems ur soul is pained tonguetonguetonguetonguetongue




















































































































































































































































Ehya...tonguetonguetonguetonguetongue






















































































Heres a little bit derailing so u dont feel lonely tonguetonguetonguetongue























































































I hope ur soul gets healed from distonguetonguetonguetonguetonguetongue

















































































































































































Yawns tonguetongue



































Bye
Romance › Re: 3 Major Areas Where Slim Guys Are Underrated by handsam(m): 1:32am On May 26, 2016
[quote author=KingCheezyPuff post=45972735][/quote]Lol• • •tanks bae grin

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