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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by handsam(m): 10:53pm On Apr 07, 2017
dominique:
Bosslady wins!!!

Husband and wife carry last grin

As expected, Ass-licking their ruler and dictator, Tboss. Hiding behind her fame, and cool with being her host as she clings to her like a parasite taking every last drop of usefulness in her. grin

#Spits.

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by handsam(m): 10:44pm On Apr 07, 2017
Oyind18:
TeamPoverty


undecided

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Romance / Re: Top 5 Most Sort After Ladies On Romance Section: by handsam(m): 3:27pm On Apr 07, 2017
ThatPuffPuffBae:
dont gimmie that undecided i been busy handsa.

Im currently workin at a in store bakery cheesy can u believe they hired me despite me not having kitchen experience?

I think its cuz i dont actually bake anything breadfrom scratch but bread everthing else is froozen bakes

Lol, I figured that was the reason for your sudden absence.

Congratulations, Why don't you tell me all about it on Whatsapp? Yea, I lost your number so you pm me. smiley

*Face palms*

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Romance / Re: Top 5 Most Sort After Ladies On Romance Section: by handsam(m): 3:14pm On Apr 07, 2017
ThatPuffPuffBae:
muv.a shocked actually minds somebody?

Ahem. undecided

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Romance / Re: Top 5 Most Sort After Ladies On Romance Section: by handsam(m): 2:35pm On Apr 07, 2017
#Pfft.

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by handsam(m): 2:07pm On Apr 07, 2017
Misswang001:
You better go and buy hospital card before it becomes too late.. Send your number to those who care about you on nairaland so that they can check up on you on Sunday night...Lastly, dont drain your business because if you do, Tboss wont even look at your feet

grin
Misswang001:
So Jesus is now being compared to Bobrisky. What did i actually expect from someone who supports Tboss, and now sees Bobrisky as a god?...I know Bob is your mentor and you are towing in his footsteps...Threebear receive sense before it becomes too late.


Shots fired! grin

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by handsam(m): 1:36pm On Apr 07, 2017
batulakarada:

Which stupid query, she will win because her fans voted not you people here yapping grace up and down like deluded sycophants .
Do you know the meaning of grace?
When our Lord Jesus Christ, the only son of his father, sacrificed his life in the cross of Calvary, after an inhuman torture to the point he was aided by Simone of syrene.
When he died ,the temple curtain tore into two. The bridge between mankind and the almighty was bridged. Unlike before we now have a direct assessment to him because of the blood. Unlike before we don't get immediate punishment for our transgressions because of that blood. We are given opportunity time and time again to correct our misdeeds before we are punished for it. That is Grace.
You have it, I have it. That is why we are all alive today.
When you attribute that grace to just one person, you come across as stupid pathetic and a curse because you don't know what you have.
You people are so pathetic, I can't even begin to describe the level of disdain and repulse I have for you people.

Trash, But I hope this means something to you, The feeling is mutual. smiley

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by handsam(m): 12:02pm On Apr 07, 2017
geekybabe:
Handsam, Pele. Geekybabe this, Geekybabe that.

Being on nairaland is apparently all u've got. You have a big problem. I know dat already.If u pple had your way you would have shut everyone out of this thread.

If you wanna seek relevance, get a life and do something that the real world can see and reckon with. Then we can take a second look at you. Or you can keep moving from section to section on a faceless forum for the rest of your Myopic sorry life reading posts or spewing the rubbish that your hollow mind can come up with.

Sincerely, you are not worth it. Not at all.

Dear Vedah, kindly ignore this desperado. The half-witted boy seemingly derives some fulfillment from getting NL likes.



Stfu, Don't attach too much importance to your useless self. Your existence is a mistake like I earlier said. Do us a favour and flush yourself outta existence. Talking about worth when you are not worth a cube of maggi. grin

See how I have broken you into minute pieces unable to spew hogwash anymore by quoting me? You have fully evolved into a primitive poltroon just like your favourite contestant all emotional and beaten down. Weren't you beating your cheat some days ago boldly claiming to be a defendant of the oppressed? grin

Swerve from my sight, You dastardly Nit-wit!

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by handsam(m): 12:11am On Apr 07, 2017
vedah:

Shut the hell up already undecided

I believe oyind17 warned you already. I'm not supporting anybody but I can't help it. Geekybabe aired her opinion about debie-rise. Honestly, I and Debbie have something in common. I won't let a manipulative bit.ch try to make me look bad because she's dumb not to know her national anthem. If Debbie had flared up, you'll be the same set to call her a pretender. That, "she's showing her true colours". Lemme school you undecided Do you know what self control is? You don't baby. And that's what Debbie knows and mehn I'm proud of her!




Now back to why I'm quoting you. undecided
Seems you enjoy 'flexing muscles' on Nairaland abi? What's the meaning of the codswallop you uttered? I'm disappointed to say the least. Someone aired her opinion and the best you can do as a gentleman or a sane individual is to keep scrolling if you don't like what she wrote and if you can't help it, argue reasonably. You've no right to call her existence senseless. Like who the hell are you to call someone's existence useless? Your own that is useful who know you? You're trying to get cheap likes in my opinion, because not long ago, you were for nobody and now you're for Efe. Okay Sam, campaign for Efe without sounding like a sissy.


Going around to insult people like a lunatic who just laid hands on a phone with data. That's how you sound! You better school yourself and get your priorities right. Can't let you go about acting this stupid because I know you to be sensible.

School me? First of I won't type in bold with you cause I would then be hurtful.

Second, Did you say she aired her opinion? Ignorance is a disease that should be treated with utmost importance. Before typing this epistle, Perhaps you should have investigated thoroughly why I did that to her. I won't say more than this. smiley


By the way, Is this trash your analysis? I'll have you know Efe has inspired a lot of people with his Humble, Holy, Real way of life.

Listen I know you have your favourite candidate so do I. You said I started with no candidate but so did you hence you have no right to play that card and don't even tell me you don't support Debbie, It's boldly written in your write up where you contradicted yourself.


Girls like She,(Geekybabe) hide behind their phones trying to sound intelligent and prove sturdy, But I can see through all that facade. Perhaps her reason for supporting Debbie-Rise.

LOL, Flexing muscles? grin Wait, What do you wanna do about that cause I don't see where this is leading to.
Join TeamEfe and leave those set of reclused individuals.
Vote Efe while there is still a chance. smiley

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by handsam(m): 9:43am On Apr 06, 2017
ifunayalov:

you are a zombie!!!
you are not fit to live, calling someone's existence useless because she stated her mind.

and that includes those that liked your post.

Vote Debie-Rise


Another inconsequential dolt posting hogwash with her epileptic thumbs. grin
Shouldn't you be mixing make-ups and using pancakes on your face or painting your overgrown finger nails to make yourself feel fly and wanted? grin
This post is as senseless as your compatriot's post, i.e your existence is also as senseless as your post.

#VoteEfe. kiss

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by handsam(m): 12:43am On Apr 06, 2017
doyinisaac:
It is called a "forum" for a reason.......if u do not want anyone to quote u then do not comment on a public forum...this is a forum and not your whatsapp.....goodnight madam free world ......common sense is not always common......so many noise-making.......as if the forum na your house where u can tell people when they should quote u or not and yeah u do not need to address someone before they quote u on a PUBLIC forum...common sense should tell u that.....address ko postal office ni...

embarassed

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by handsam(m): 11:11pm On Apr 05, 2017
geekybabe:
My opinions are my opinions. But you cant say negative stuff about my Debie-rise and i wont defend.
You defend the kidney boy all d time. Even if he starts pooing in front of d ninjas tomorrow you will say he is real or whatever gibberish you pple write.
You called her slave. You called her mumu. Some even insulted her family. Kilode? On top a game ? Self esteem analyzers. In 4 days we wont even remember u exist again on nairaland. No one is perfect. Many pple here are worse dan Tboss in real life.


Those who give a fvck about this post, Say Aye. Oops, None given.

I guess this goes to show that this post is as senseless and useless as your existence. smiley

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by handsam(m): 10:39pm On Apr 05, 2017
dominique:



The rate at which you people throw the word 'low self-esteem', I doubt if you know what it means.

#Yawns.

You should try to accept the truth. Tboss has always cleaned the floor she struts on like she did today with your favorite contestant and she keeps following her like a parasite gaining nothing. Yet you lot cover it with the facade of a claim that she is a good friend. grin

Accept it, She is suffering from low self esteem and wont be ameliorated any soon. smiley

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by handsam(m): 10:21pm On Apr 05, 2017
geekybabe:


Foolish foolish. You dat you think u have self esteem what are you doing with your life? Oya fly to SA and go and give her a dose of self esteem. Oppressive men.
Awon wailers oshi.

This is the second time you've waltzed into my mentions dear. What exactly do you want? smiley

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by handsam(m): 10:02pm On Apr 05, 2017
dominique:


You don't expect everybody to jump on a bandwagon do you? When we're not zombies

Your contestant obviously lacks self-esteem. Forced to lick the victim-card-player drama queen's ass at her every bidding.

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by handsam(m): 9:44pm On Apr 05, 2017
Tboss... As always, Playing the Victim card. undecided

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Celebrities / Re: Davido's Sextape In South Africa: Singer Denies, "That Ain't Me" (Video, Photos) by handsam(m): 9:27pm On Apr 05, 2017
joseph1832:
Sure looks like him. But people now make it a habit of denying anything, even when they're shown hard facts, right handsam? grin

Most certainly. grin

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by handsam(m): 12:27am On Apr 04, 2017
1bkaye, Who do you support? wink

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by handsam(m): 12:04am On Apr 04, 2017
dominique:


Pile of Garbage. So team Efe has resorted to peddling cheap lies to save face in case they lose. They should keep cooking up conspiracy theories while we vote our favourites. Hope they don't commit suicide when a winner is announced and it is not their Lord Efe.

In all this, One thing is certain. Debbie-Rise ain't gonna win. grin

You claim to vote for your favorite yet she is left to eat sh1t while Efe stands tall riding on their backs. She is a lost cause, Vote for someone who can actually win the money.

# Vote Efe. wink

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by handsam(m): 11:00pm On Apr 03, 2017
Lets keep voting Efe guys. grin

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TV/Movies / Re: Efe Was Drunk: Will It Make Him Not To Win BBNaija? by handsam(m): 8:44am On Apr 02, 2017
It changes absolutely nothing!

#TeamEfe
#Efe4TheMulla

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by handsam(m): 8:35am On Apr 02, 2017
HandsomeJude:
[s] dagrin was drunk

Me i hate efe , he is everything i despise in a human being

He is ugly
He is dull
He went to a polytechnic
His family is poor
His family is packed with ugly people
He Doesn't have 1 talent
Efe isn't sombody that i will take seriously ever

His fans are similar to him
Their matching attributes is what makes them support him

Check and see

They are ugly
They are poor
They are illiterates
They are talentless
Etc


Cant wait for the show to end so i can do some psyco treatment and forget that i ever met people like this

The fools see efe like martin Luther king jnr , to them he is the charm for useless poor men that they can make it without working hard

How much is 25m? Poverty is confusing them , talent will make u a billionaire , i can swear on anything that efe wouldn't become anything successful , he will fade away into the sunset like the mistake that he is and his fans will remain where they are

Jude, Jude, Jude I see after your disgraceful exit from romance section you managed to strut here to pitch your tent projecting your stupid antics once more in a bid to cover your shame. grin

Illiterate? Coming from one who can't compose two lines of a complete sentence, This means sooo little! Playing with words bigger than you once again, Aye? What is psyco? grin

Your likes beef his glory claiming 25million is like a poverty alleviation scheme for him yet your favourite housemates contests for it, Isn't this the greatest form of Hypocrisy?

Still deceiving yourself with your self-acclaimed 18million, Aye? grin

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by handsam(m): 2:53am On Apr 02, 2017
akthedream:

AHHHH...IT SEEMS YOU ARE NEW HERE.. I AM NOT A FAN OF TBOSS AND DONT HATE EFE..
I AM. FOR EVERYBODY AND FOR NOBODY.... PLEASE GET THAT INTO YOUR DRY HEAD grin
EFE FVCK UP THIS NIGHT...... YOU BE GUY NA... USE YOUR HEAD..

Great, He is also a Hypocrite! grin

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by handsam(m): 2:38am On Apr 02, 2017
akthedream:

NO DEY TALK TO YOUR DADDY YA DADDIE ANYHOW NA...
GO TO BED SON... grin

Stfu. I am no son to a nobody, nor to a self-acclaimed daddy, nor to a self-acclaimed boss-nation warrior, nor to a self-acclaimed problem to Efe-nation. grin
When quoting Efe-Nation members, Always try to do so with an atom of sense in use at that moment instead of displaying your innate rĂȘtardness.

Comparing Boss-nation to Efe-Nation is like comparing Kenya to Russia. embarassed You lots are damned to forever eat grass! grin

Nice meme by the way, I will keep it so I can post it tomorrow when the thing you worship leaves the Big Brother Naija House. grin

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by handsam(m): 2:23am On Apr 02, 2017
akthedream:
EFE FANS ARE REALLY ANGRY AND RESTLESS....
YOU GUYS AINT SEEN NOTHING YET... UNA GO CRY TIRE... I AM. YA DADDIE.....
3000 LIKES..... 4500 MENTIONS CANT SHAKE MY FOUNDATION...
EFE IS A DISGRACE TO THE WHO WHOLE WEST AFRICA...
HE IS SLEEPING ON THE FLOOR TONIGHT...
WE ARE WATCHING... WE ARE ON SERVING... WE ARE LAUGHING..


I take God beg Una o.

Who dash this Illiterate Monkey banana? embarassed grin

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by handsam(m): 2:11am On Apr 02, 2017
akthedream:

GIVE US UPDATE BIKO.... I WOULD NOT WANT TO TELL YOU MY MIND NOW.. grin...SUICIDE IS NOT ALWAYS FAR AWAY FROM EMOTIONAL. PEOPLE LIKE YOU WITH VERY LOW ESTEEM.. grin
MR LONELY, NOW THAT YOUR DATA IS BACK.... KINDLY UPDATE US.. WE CAN GO DIRTY IF YOU DONT MIND grin

Pardon my intrusion but your post caught my attention. grin
You claim she has Low self esteem? Coming from one who tries too hard to be noticed and sound intellectual with the loud upper case letters he uses, One can but doubt your assertion.
Little wonder No one wishes to be associated with you and your Ill assertions.

#The Irony. grin

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by handsam(m): 1:54am On Apr 02, 2017
PrincessKab:
Eeya! Thanks for the offer. However, I have a gateman already, though I mentioned earlier I was looking for one, hence your kind gesture. He just resumed work yesterday, April 1st. Assuming your offer came earlier, I could have accepted. Dashing me will be a liability right now...
But maybe you should ask adudu208 and handsam, they told me they're looking for drivers.



Unfortunately, I don't weigh him as anything useful. embarassed

I humbly give him out to Laveda or Misswang001. grin

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by handsam(m): 12:43am On Apr 02, 2017
Frankfiny, For some reason unknown to me I cannot reply your mention.

Anyway, Before answering that useless question churned from those epileptic thumbs of yours, Pray tell, What is the difference between A Cat and A Dog ?

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by handsam(m): 12:39am On Apr 02, 2017
Oyind18:
You don't have to insult him though... You didn't wish me hnm abi?

Oops... Happy new month dear. smiley
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by handsam(m): 12:24am On Apr 02, 2017
Oyind18:
Sam, you are becoming something else these days. Must u tell him to Stfu

I must and I shall Oyin. He must be restrained from spilling e-trash. grin

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by handsam(m): 12:22am On Apr 02, 2017
Laveda:
grin

Do I need to tell you? I trust you know better wink

Better? Dude who can't tell a cat from a dog? grin

Waste not thy energy tutoring the lad, He has been placed deep into the Tboss Illusion. grin

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by handsam(m): 12:17am On Apr 02, 2017
frankfiny:
Their Fada!!! 25 Million no be money.. grin

Stfu! One should not be surprised by your lack of common sense, You are obviously pseudo-intellectual, Reason You'd prefer to display stupidity by trolling someone who values his friends more than the money.

Another Self-Acclaimed Boss-Nation rep I concur grin

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