Who remember them?

this are called le ass la booty

lola024:
slice bread....
Jamb question

Lola shey o fe je egba....ma naa e ni pomo

see the set of bride's maids pose ..hope the groom will not mistakenly say NO I Do....coz this will cause wahala....comments plz

modestofynest:
OP what's with all this ur wanna wanna u dey osogbo dey form American accent abi, God go judge u

lol....sighting from Kansas USA

nwaanambra1:
copied from FOX NEWS!

yep

please becareful always use light to check the closet whenever you wanna use the closet ... the rest were found at the back of the tiolet..one of them wanna strike but was later killed.

A Texas kid spotted a rattlesnake in the toilet — and then the snake-removal crew found 23 more


(Who forgot to flush?Courtesy Big Country Snake Removal)
When young Isac Mcfadden of Abilene, Texas, got up to use the bathroom recently, he found an unexpected surprise in the toilet.
But he knew the "clump" wasn't the sort to handle on his own, so he called for his mom.

"I found this big clump and I knew it was (a) snake," he told the local CBS affiliate WTSP.
Not just any snake. A western diamondback rattlesnake, one of the most dangerous species in the US.
The boy's mother took a shovel and killed the unwelcome toilet explorer. But the family also called Big Country Snake Removal, just to make sure the issue was taken care of.
It wasn't.

(Courtesy Big Country Snake Removal)
As Nathan Hawkins, the owner of the snake-removal business, found out shortly after he arrived, 23 more of the rattlesnakes were nearby. Thirteen were hiding out in a cellar, and 10 were under the house, including five babies.
On the Big Country Snake Removal Facebook page, the team explained how so many of the creatures could be there and escape notice: "It's actually quite simple; rattlesnakes are secretive and can be very cryptic — They rely heavily on their camouflage. This is simply how they survive. Just because you don't see them doesn't mean they aren't there..."
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(Courtesy Big Country Snake Removal)
With the proper tools, as the Big Country team told Business Insider via Facebook, such snakes can be removed without killing them, and the team was able to do just that for the remaining snakes at the Mcfadden abode.
In general, Hawkins told CBS News, snakes can be relocated to safer locations or donated to schools, where they can be studied.

Western diamondbacks tend to gather in dens during the winter to keep warm, which is why he knew to keep looking even after the Mcfaddens had disposed of the first one.

In these cases, calling an expert is always a good idea. Inexperienced people who try to kill a snake more likely to be bitten, Hawkins said.

"They're actually very, very amazing creatures that are really misunderstood," Hawkins told CBS.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/texas-kid-spotted-rattlesnake-toilet-143000848.html

The Minister of Finance, Kemi Adeosun, has declared that the era of paying civil servants special bonuses are over.
Speaking on Wednesday in Abuja, the Minister said the fiscal discipline she has continuously preached since assumption of office must be reflected in her ministry.
According to Adeosun, “When I said at the start of my tenure that I would restore fiscal responsibility to our economy, it was no idle promise. The money we spend is not our money, it belongs to the Nigerian people,” Adeosun said.
“We need to justify every naira and at a time when all Nigerians are suffering the consequences of the financial crisis inherited from previous administrations, we simply cannot afford to pay out special bonuses to civil servants. Those days are gone.”
She further stressed that the allowance sought for by staff members of the ministry was unstatutory as there is no provision for it in the budget, stating that lawful allowances and salaries are paid on time and in full.
Recall that some aggrieved staff of the ministry had on Monday staged a protest wherein they called for the sack of the Minister... and she is collecting allowance 30million per annum...why can't they stop theirs? ....NLC boss foolish ...fools.. just have to share this ...what your view pkease?Seun Opejobi on June 23, 2016

I am not happy at all ...imagine ..litre of kerosine now...dollar palava ..#500 walahi gaiskiya bureau de change mutane buraba shegeh ..barawo banza ..northerners which way? price of product triple...so some oloriburuku,oyanra, oyionchi, weeere, abirun ,slowpoke ,animals, ...please help me complete it ..I decree sudden death to all bad eggs senators, chairmen council... Buhari why why why....walahi all allowances and others money embezzled will be use to cure incurable deceases ...I decree evil plague to all politicians ...fire fire fire ...if not because of bad eggs politicians that spoil Jonathan regime... money is flowing oooooooo...revolution hmmmm hmmm Nigeria wake up no time to endure..if we continue this way ..$ dollars will be 1000... and it favoring bereau de change nsllams

Sandydayziz:
That's a movie not a pre-wedding photo...

that what I thought... do know.. really..you a lot of people do that snaping pre wedding pics

how do you see both of them?

your comments please..

FIRST MASSIVE NATIONWIDE PROTESTS ON THE 5TH OF FEBRUARY, 2017.

A call for good governance.

A call for urgent explanation into the reckless economic downturn nationwide.

A call for nationwide protests as we say No to the Executive, No to legislatures, No to judiciary... You have all failed us.

We the people are tired. We can no longer continue with all of you. All your excuses and mistakes are not funny. We do not wish to continue with a system and government that is not working but afflicting the people. We the people of this country not living under the privileges of government allowances and remuneration have now accepted to take the bull by the horn to come out and protest this obnoxious and baseless policies and excuses of the government of the day.

Where are the recovered looted funds?

Why do we still have the executive arms and legislatures still enjoying their salaries and allowances while we hear there's no money to pay workers?

Why do we still see ceaseless power failures with no explanation and hope of getting out of it unlike before?

Why do we keep seeing peace talks in Niger Delta, fulani heardsmen and ipob without any solutions being reached, while the strategies keeps aggravating the people involved as political leaders stage forums to extort funds in the name of addressing their subjects?

Why did we have petrol price rise to 145 for the sake of global oil price crash and removal of subsidy but such price is still being maintained despite significant re-awakening of the oil price from $30/barrel to $56/barrel?

Who is to be held accountable for the sudden and continuous hike in price of commodities in the market, where for the first time in history, Nigeria is suddenly selling kerosene at 400 naira per litre as against 50 naira per litre, diesel at 300 naira per litre as against 100 naira per litre and petrol from 87 naira to 145 naira? Yet maintaining the same systems, environment and maybe a lesser money spending government.

There's need for Nigerians to rise against what is happening in this country having waited patiently for the legislatures that were elected to represent the people all to no avail.

How can there be rise in cost of living all of a sudden and no one is telling us what is actually happening? Not even a single person in power to address the challenges in the various sectors and introduce palliative measures by the government to cushion the effects?

We call on all Nigerians of good conscience to rise against this inhumanity against mankind, dehumanization and heartlesness living in high places piloting the affairs of this country while we're yet to drawn into a deep blue sea.

To this cause, we the masses wish to use this medium to alert ourselves that on the 5th of February, 2017 , there shall be a nationwide massive protest from state to state, local government to local government, ward to ward and kindred to kindred.

For the first time, all Nigerians shall match out of their houses to the streets with placards displaying what displeases you in the Nigeria of today both in the executive, legislatures and judiciary arms of government.

Cars shall carry green leaves to display the unhappiness we the masses have towards the economic uncertainties in Nigeria and the displeasure of hearing of excuses and mistakes here and there in governance.

Nobody said anybody is above resignation if he cannot meet up the yearnings of the people like David Cameron of United kingdom.

We are tired of getting surprises whenever we visit the market and yet no shake up in government spending amidst the dwindling economic reserve. Our governors and top government functionaries keep living flamboyant lifestyle, building mansions and buying up properties abroad at the most expensive locations in the world and they end up going away with it once they identify with government or political party of the day.

Enough is enough.

We have been pushed to the wall, we have reached our crossroads and our last hope before we are drawned in silence without notice is a massive protest and a vote of no confidence on the people we voted to pilot the affairs of our nation.

May we rise to demand a bann on the following:

Security votes of every government functionaries. Why do we spend extra while their security operatives rely on their normal salaries, why even continue this scheme in a dwindling economy as this in Nigeria today?

Oversight functions.

Excessive allowances like health and travelling allowances abroad, etc.

New yearly furniture allowances, rentals and kitchens for government houses, etc...

And the need to start owing governors salaries etc.

The need to stop local government allocations till they start functioning constitutionally.

The need to channel youth empowerment programs towards youth friendly programs such as sports, information technology, entertainment, innovations, inventions and not just agriculture or farming.

We call on state of emergency on power, bad roads, poor governance, dead local government areas, electoral frauds etc.

God help Nigeria as we rise on the 5th of February, 2017.

Long live the people of the federal republic of Nigeria.

Pls pass it on till it gets to over 145million Nigerians suffering from the current hardship that is capable of turning this country into a living hell if nothing is done about it NOW.

Encourage growth, encourage development, encourage stability to all.

Help us to fight with our own voices now.

Please kindly rebroadcast...

back in the days

wolesmile:
What crime is being committed that they even think they can arrest people for? What section of the law is being broken?

I am not doing MMM yet, but when my friend GH of 174k on Friday (he hasn't been paired yet o) I just told my self "Me sef, I must do."

yes he has not been paired remember it is weekend and the person to pay him have 48hours and bank don't work so if it Monday it will surely get paired

let me have her in hell..waiting for the woman.. am gonna give her a Bleep..

Nairaland guys why una dey take yinz personal.. I never said the girl is my grolfnd.. she is my crush...

agrovick:


Weyrey

Nor be Eriata Ese abi wetin be the name of that Benin chick again

she is my crush... so I decide to use it to shine..then y the insult

Coldfeet:
Why did my humble comment got you all stirred? I see mmm as a gamble and you all that don't think it is don't need any explanation or definition from me!!! Or do you people want justification for your consciences?


Abeg o make una go ahead and cash all the millions from mmm o! The world will be short of poor people when you all cash out. So good luck and happy MMMing


Delioncourt
Empresfidel
AdeniyiA
Entreprenuermic
Chiracdemon
Culin
Adefizzy
Bluffly
Sir2rexninefour
Handsomety

Fourck you and fourck off to the biatchs and morafockers that mentioned me with insults .

cold feet you got such a big boobs.. let me suck and Bleep it

taiocol:

Is that what you call pretty?

I mean prettier... taiye leave that one ..but am OK. coz Nairaland girls don use me do yanga

makydee:
Yea she is, she may be prettier but believe me, I'm not pained

one thing I hate about you Nairaland Gurl' s is pride and pompy..someone' should request to hook up for date..you girls ignore ...thank God she is my heart

makydee:
Too much makeup, she looks fake

e pain her..lol coz she is pretty more than u...at least she is cute..

who fine pass my Gurl... all ugly Nairaland females... Shane on you...too much yanger.. this is what I have got ...

policy12:
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fake fixed matches.. mumu..check your signature

Activa:


Empty barrel that can't even think coherently or write sensibly.

Get lost!

hah hah hah....hmmmmm..you will smell pepper.. try and step on cobra's tail..
i will spit on your spirit... be careful. I will bite your feet

comments plz

Activa:


Oaf, be bold! Speak!

The right answer for a knuckle-head like you is not in short supply.

Dare me, lazy bones. Dull head.

hmmm I laugh in horror.. I pity you you boy....huh! rat wandering in lions den ...should becarful...allo afoh allo raha....

Activa:


You're still running your mouth even when one is trying to save your miserable life.

silent is the best answer for a ......?