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Today's service was awesome...been the first sunday, we get annointed one on one by the pastor as he lays his oiled hands on our heads individually...it was a sight to behold as majority sprawled, rolled and some even hit their heads under annointing while the very few of us stood praying and watching

@ some point,I began to wonder why I'm yet to experience this even though I've been in countless services like this...am I being abnormal or is it that my sins are too much that the holyghost can stand being inside me for that few minutes?

And for those that ve fallen under annointing...wd love to hear yur experiences, how does it feel really?...sweet?..heavenly? Or plain indescribable?...keep it coming fellas...Happy New month Nairalanders, it's our month of unlimited Joy

Relating punting with the next presidential election...

Presidential election
GEJ vs GMB
Home win:4.20
Away win :1.50
Draw:2.05(Inconclusive)

Lagos state gubernatorial election
Ambode vs Agbaje
Home win;1.12
Away win;7.36
Draw;1.05

Ma stake: Gmb win + Ambode win + over 4.5(sure banker)...amount stake: 1million dollars....
Result; pending

Who'd you b staking money on come febuhari 14?
NB:just don't bother yur head trying to understand if you not into puntin, jus waka pass

God speaks to us in diverse ways...if you are in the spirit, yu get the hidden message from this News...this's a reflection of what's to come, Chukwuemeka(APC) knocks friend, Akpan(PDP) out completely...We bless God for this revelation even though in parable...Halleluyah

2014-became a graduate

2015-'ll become a millionaire...insha alla

Disclaimer:
This speech lack coherent.

Coherent?...you have shoot mi and I yaff die...*dies*

holatin:
wao

Olamide defeated phyno in both album categories.


Ybnl nation.


just pain me shoki by lil mesh no win, street song and dance step.


Shoki ooooooooooooooooooooo

How yu go call shoki...yu noe go put ahh!...na like say yu talk "halle"...you noe put luyah...loll

MARKone:
Akuko Josiah..

How many Igbos' is APGA representing and when did they become our mouth piece. They should speak for themselves.

Yu re igbo and yu speak dat depth of yor("akuko josiah)...yu def are a lagos boy born and bred in any of mushin/ shita/ijesha...lol

D latest and fastest way to cure insomnia(sleeplessness)...tune in to catholic TV!

Now the most powerful man in Nigeria and the most internationally recognised president ever!

Abeg wich wan newspaper allowance again?....if I get it right, money to buy newspaper with abi noe be dis same 200 naira newspaper we dey talk about!...choi, der's Gooodu o

Mrbigguy na confirm otondo!...I just dey laff, d guy na bolo for betting...lmao!

Mrbizguy6736@gmail.com...

dallyemmy:
. How old was Jimmy Carter when he was the president of US? How old was Nelson Mandela when he was the president of South Africa? So that is no excuse at all!

Oga get your fact right and try to give the perfect comparism..Carter was 53 wen he became US president kk?

stinggy:
That's funny you know

I predict away win for GMB

Away win + over 2.5 for GMB...lol

AbdulAdam56:
If you like General Muhammad Buhari Click Like Here.Sai buhari 2015

Choi, Buhari has 112 votes alrdy, just like that?..

Firstly, I must say I'm strictly non partisan and highly objective!...just wondering apart from the obvious reasons of less capable and ineligible opposition,why would some Nigerians want Jonathan for second term

Does he actually merit a second term opportunity?

What has been his achievement so far?

Waiting for the #teamGEJtill2019 to speak on this...Let's forget party affliations and talk eligibity and competence,
And yea, this thread aint for what he'll do(leave campaign for later) and let's talk about what he has done and try to appraise and evaluate our president's performance objectively...looking @ it objectively and pragmatically, does GEj deserve a place in the white house come 2015?

I'm strictly non-partisan and highly objective!..apart from the obvious reason of worse and ineligible oppositions,why would you want president Jonathan to rule for another four years

Does he actually merit a second term?

What exactly are his achievements so far?

Are we not settling for less when obviously we deserve better?
I'd really love it if #team GEJtill 2019'd come and educate us !...let's forget party affliations, let's talk eligibilty and competence!...

lillyjane:
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Tanks dear!, I sure'll

ennon92:
u dey smoke for dream...I think u should use iron sponge with hypo mixed wit acid
God bless!

Lmao, wicked bad belle

excelsia:
Sis hence the "f" and you're welcome

Dnt mind mi, I'm a nairaland newbie and not totally acquainted with all d features yet!...thanks again

Tanks bro/sis...I really appreciate!

Please nairalanders, what can I do about this?

I'm not so pink lips crazy what I just want's ma lips to rhyme up with ma face(Now imagine a fair face with a very dark lips)...and that often gets me question times without number as to whether I smoke or not and in truth, I've never smoked in ma life before

Is there a natural way of getting ma dark lips to rhyme with my fair skin apart from bleaching and going to meet those ikeja boys to peel one's skin all in the name of pink lips?

Help a brother from looking like a weed smoker!...

ducii:
Fashola's candidate was KOH

Full meaning of KOH pls?

Omo 500mb +500mb = 1Gb...dis awuf sweet noe b small....etisalat rocks

shegzy4luv:
where are my rivers people naaaaa??

We gather dey o shegzy

#team riverrs...legoooo!

Yipppppppeeeeeeeeee


D swt feeling where yu get ua heart desires

Without runs whatsoever

So ecstatic ryte now


#dances shoki + alanta + galalallalala

#teamriverrrrrsssssssssss

My school(FUTA)'s yet to get ours...d man there said hopefully tomorrow, didn't sound sure self...tension mode still on!