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Education / Re: 2017/2018 University Of Ilorin Admission Guide Thread by happiness2020(f): 8:24pm On Jul 24, 2017
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Politics / Re: James Ibori Arrives Oghara In Delta State, Welcomed By Crowd (Photos) by happiness2020(f): 10:14pm On Feb 04, 2017
chiwendu123:
People are saying why are they celebrating a criminal yes you may call him sort of name but to me and those you see celebrating him he is a hero. why
1 He is the best governor Delta state has ever had
2 He established four schools during his tenure three polytechnic and one college of education, one teaching hospital all started in one year across the state.
I'm a graduate today because of his good governance
3 He built different market across the States
4 He built good roads across the state
5 He never owed salary in his tenure
6 He created employment as at then.
He brought development and prosperity for his people
where he stop is were the development stopped
Tell me why won't they celebrate him.
What has your governor that is not a thief and criminal done
even salary they can not pay
Savage!!!!!!!
I pity your future

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Politics / Re: James Ibori Arrives Oghara In Delta State, Welcomed By Crowd (Photos) by happiness2020(f): 10:13pm On Feb 04, 2017
How can this nation move forward when we keep celebrating political criminals?

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Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by happiness2020(f): 2:21pm On Feb 04, 2017
$3.50 paypal fund for sale @#400 /$ 08100156795
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by happiness2020(f): 2:21pm On Feb 04, 2017
$3.50 paypal fund for sale @#400 /$
Education / BREAKING NEWS!!! Unilorin Students Go Rampage On Twitter.. by happiness2020(f): 4:32pm On Dec 23, 2016
The students of the university of ilorin(Unilorin) have gone rampage on twitter due to unfair treatment of the students by the management.
The #UnilorinEnoughIsEnough is the 6th most trending hash tags in Nigeria right now.
Below are some of the tweets

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Politics / Re: Governor Udom Leaves After Collapse Of Reigners Bible Church Building. PICS by happiness2020(f): 6:48am On Dec 11, 2016
oglalasioux:
There's no god anywhere like religion will want us to believe. Why would he let this happen if there was?

No one should give me that crap about god having a reason for everything. Reason? when people are dead and in an agonizing painful way?

The church was built badly and there's nothing anyone can do about it. Once we kick away religion and face reality the earth and it's inhabitants will be better off.
If you want to know if their is God somewhere or not kill yourself and see. foolish idiot you created yourself now.
Health / Re: 5 Dangers Of Not Changing Your Boxers[must Read] by happiness2020(f): 11:41pm On Nov 13, 2016
Politics / Re: Buhari, Donald Trump To Attend Emeka Offor’s Father's Burial by happiness2020(f): 11:40pm On Nov 13, 2016
Politics / Re: Nigerian Navy Sends 4 Warships, 3,400 Troops To Niger Delta by happiness2020(f): 9:47am On Nov 05, 2016
[quote author=illicit post=50778973]i dont even understand the ideology behind niger delta millitancy in the first place[/quote they were recruited by their incompetent brother who used 5 years as president and didn't offer them anything to frustrate the current administration.
Politics / Re: Nigerian Navy Sends 4 Warships, 3,400 Troops To Niger Delta by happiness2020(f): 9:45am On Nov 05, 2016
illicit:
i dont even understand the ideology behind niger delta millitancy in the first place
they were recruited by their incompetent brother who used 5 years as president and didn't offer them anything to frustrate the current administration.

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Navy Sends 4 Warships, 3,400 Troops To Niger Delta by happiness2020(f): 9:40am On Nov 05, 2016
limeta:
Rear Adm. James Oluwole. Yoruba,s are bringing war to the Niger delta We will not forget We will not forgive


what is this one saying? what do you know about war? Do you think they are joking here? Go home to mama joor....

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Education / Re: Somebody Help!!!!! by happiness2020(f): 8:23am On Nov 02, 2016
35 views 0 help na wa oooooo! but if na biafra abi Afonja now comments go yapa. Na from here corruption dey start
Politics / Re: Buhari: "Leave Nigeria If You Have Another Country" by happiness2020(f): 10:03pm On Nov 01, 2016
comshots:
Some people have died of starvation while waiting for the promised of change which is bleak.Buhari,you are wicKED.
Wetin be una problem sef? why must you always engage in Negativity when it comes to our president? I wonder what you will say when the change finally arrives.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Barcelona : UCL (3 - 1) On 1st November 2016 by happiness2020(f): 9:56pm On Nov 01, 2016
THIS IS AN EPIC MATCH!!!!

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Education / Somebody Help!!!!! by happiness2020(f): 9:01pm On Nov 01, 2016
Please can someone help me with how to get to waec office at ikeja and on which day is 2013 GCE original results are shared?
Thanks in anticipation.....
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by happiness2020(f): 7:07pm On Oct 29, 2016
dogecoin and litecoin needed whatsapp me on 08100156795
Investment / Re: MMM Nigeria Crashed by happiness2020(f): 3:02pm On Oct 24, 2016
Emitrix42:

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i just hope it is true so that our people go hear something how can someone~ ~give you 30 percent bonus just for helping someone where would the money~ come from, they are just waiting for more cows to invest before crashing (if they have not crashed yet)mtcheww~.
Celebrities / Re: Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde Meets Her "Spiritual Son" As Boy Claims by happiness2020(f): 10:32am On Oct 24, 2016
you sure say no be film scene be that?
Nairaland / General / Mortician Reveals Why It Is Necesary To Knock At The Mortuary by happiness2020(f): 10:21am On Oct 18, 2016
– Mr Kalu Ben Chima has made shocking revelations as to his practice as a mortician
– Chima who is the proprietor of Emeka Mortuary has revealed why morticians knock at the doors of mortuaries
Chima whose is popularly known as Emeka Ambulance, Okunmi Community, located at the suburbs of Ikom, Central senatorial district, Cross River state, has revealed that morticians have to battle the spiritual in the line of duty.
The mortician said that now and again, people in his line of business go through warfare with occultists and members of some secret societies before their corpses were embalmed in his mortuary.
Vanguard reports that the Arochukwu-born mortician, whose mortuary is located along Ikom-Calabar highway, confessed to NDV that dead bodies, especially those of occultists and members of secret societies “do give us trouble while being embalmed because their bodies have been ‘fortified’ by the devil or some spiritual forces.”
There are forces beyond the human
“In such cases, we have to pet and persuade them by talking to them to allow the chemicals to penetrate their bodies, but if they remain stubborn, we have to employ our own spiritual force and of course, power pass power and we can then embalm them,” he disclosed.
According to him, he learnt the trade in Onitsha General Hospital, Anambra state, and had come to know that some dead bodies were so “powerful” such that they do not allow others to lie close to them and he was always careful when attending to such bodies. Some corpses don’t allow others to lie near them His words: “Some powerful people do not allow other dead bodies to lie close to them, so in the night, they will remove other bodies near them and dump them far from where they are or they would go to an isolated place and lie there – all dead bodies are not the same, which is why we knock before we enter there.”
Mysterious stories
A few months after it Mr Chima’s mortuary was established, there was an unsubstantiated story about a man, whose car broke down close to the mortuary late in the night and he decided to seek for place to spend the night, and knocked on the door of a house he saw light burning close by.
A security guard reportedly came out and gave him a mat to sleep in a section of the room, only for him to wake up the next morning and discovered that he slept among corpses and he instantly passed out.
Another case was that while conveying a corpse, the mortician occasionally walked behind the ambulance, while the corpse drives the van and the bizarre- that he sells body parts of dead people and so on.
Chima confirmed some creepy stories and described others as hearsay. On the man who allegedly slept in the mortuary with corpses, he said it was not true and he does not keep security guards in the mortuary.
The dead still have spiritual powers
Mr Chima said: “The corpses may be dead, but they still possess some spiritual powers to protect themselves. We have about 100 corpses right now and 18 abandoned ones, but we keep the place open, both day and night, without any security and anybody, who attempts to do anything funny by going there to steal or do anything has himself to blame” .
He, however, described as false claims that some people sell parts of dead people or do have sex with them.
The mortician further disclosed that Sex with the dead is a deadly affair. He asserted: “Do not think that because she is lying down there, she is finished and you can go and have sex with her. You will die also in a matter of hours or days and how can someone sell body parts of a corpse or water used in washing a corpse, such water is poisonous.
People die from different ailments such as HIV/AIDS, and water used in washing their bodies is poisonous and any person who uses it will either die or contact sickness.”
On the report that he has rented crowd of women, who engage in bogus weeping when a person dies, he said the women were part of a specialized funeral services he offers. Some people hire mourners before their death.
He explained: “Some people do not have people to cry for them when they die, so they will arrange with us while they are alive to get some women to cry during their burial and also, some people because they are polygamist would arrange with us to organize the casket, grave, and mortuary services so that when they die, there will be no struggle among family members on who to do what and so on.”

Celebrities / Re: Halima Abubakar Flashes Chest Tattoo In Cleavage Baring Dress by happiness2020(f): 9:43pm On Oct 12, 2016
Shame on her, she should pls change her name as that name is not for whores
Education / BREAKING: Kidnappers Release VP, Teacher And Students. by happiness2020(f): 8:52am On Oct 12, 2016
Emerging reports suggests that the vice principal, a teacher and 2 students of Government Model College at the Igbonla area of Epe have been released from the den of those who kidnapped them.
An 11-man gang had last week stormed Government Model College at the Igbonla area of Epe and abducted two students, their vice principal and a teacher.
The release came following the expiration of the 24 hours ultimatum given by the kidnappers of two students, the vice principal and a teacher from the secondary school located in Epe, Lagos.
According to This Day, the victims were released at about 10.30pm in yet to be ascertained circumstances.
Although it was yet to be confirmed, it was gathered that the family of one
abducted student who was sick, had paid N1 million ransom as requested by the kidnappers.
It was also gathered that the other families did not pay a dime.
The police has confirmed the release, but are yet to make a formal statement.
Meanwhile, to beef up security at the community level, Governor Akinwunmi Ambode of Lagos state on Tuesday said no fewer than 5,000 men and women would be recruited to Neighbourhood Watch – the state grass roots security outfit.
Ambode, who spoke at the ‘2016 3rd Quarter Town Hall Meeting’ of his administration at the Teslim Balogun Stadium, Surulere, added that the new recruits would earn at least N25,000 monthly, apart from other allowances.
He said the Neighbourhood Safety Agency Bill which he signed into law on August 15, 2016, was part of efforts to institutionalise and deepen community policing in the state.
“There is a law that has just been passed which is the Lagos State Neighbourhood Safety Corps Law, 2016. We will make sure that this agency is activated and our neighbourhoods are secured. We will provide NW with all the necessary equipment and resources to ensure that we establish what we call community policing and that is the way to go.
“We will rebrand and re-equip the NW to the level that each NW officer in all the local government areas will have their vehicles and necessary equipment to complement security. We are working on employing additional 5,000 NW officers and they will be paid by us, while the basic salary for the entrance level will be N25, 000 per month,” the governor said.
According to The Punch, Ambode said the government would begin the disbursement of N25bn Employment Trust Fund (ETF) to beneficiaries by next week.
Ambode added that the N500m Lagos State Persons Living with Disability Fund was also ready for beneficiaries.
The governor explained that the ETF and the disability funds were to assist youths, artisans and the needy to become self-reliant.
He said: “We will roll out all our empowerment programmes to assist our youths, artisans and the needy. The funds have been provided and the beneficiaries will start getting support from this quarter.”
Ambode disclosed that the state’s budget performance from January to September was 69 per cent as against 65 per cent for the same period in 2015.
He said a total of N166.8bn had been spent on capital projects in 2016, which he said was more than the N53.6bn spent for the same period in 2015.
He expressed optimism that despite the recession, the state’s economy would remain on sound footing if capital expenditure spending was increased.
“In this quarter, we will concentrate more resources on capital projects. We will put money in the hands of our local contractors and through them, stimulate the economy. Immediate payments will be made to contractors handling health and education sectors projects within the next two weeks,” Ambode added.
Business / Re: Recession: Bread, Biscuits, Others Prices To Go Up By 15% – AMBCON by happiness2020(f): 6:35pm On Oct 11, 2016
OlajumokeBread:
I want it to get worse

Afonjas never see anything

Hunger go fry their brain
Shebi Na Egypt you come from no be Nigerian you be?
Politics / [b] I Think This Is Worth Sharing[/b] by happiness2020(f): 4:55pm On Oct 06, 2016
[b] I truly think this is worth sharing! Here's a thought provoking suggestion to the government of our great country Nigeria. *A senator earns N36,000,000 monthly*. If this is divided into two, he collects N18,000,000 and the balance *N18,000,000 can be used to employ 200 Nigerians who will earn N90,000 per month.* 200 persons multiplied by 109 senators = *21800 employees*. This means that 200 Nigerians can live comfortably on half of a senator's monthly pay. *A member of the Federal House of Reps. earns N25,000,000 per month.* If this is divided into two, the 'Honourable' earns N12.5million per month. The balance *N12.5million will employ 135 Nigerians who will earn N92,500 per month*. 135 Nigerians multiplied by 360 Honourables in the Federal house of Reps. = *48600 employees*. 135 Nigerians can comfortably live on half of a monthly income of just ONE Honourable member of Reps. *This administration can actually EMPLOY 70,400* *Nigerians who will earn N90,000 and N92,500 respectively _just from the simple REDUCTION of the monthly income of both Senators and Rep members_!!* Do the maths.... Now it's your responsibility to forward to your *Senator* and *House of Rep member*... *CHANGE should begin with the NASS!* Please Re-broadcast!! [/b]
Politics / Re: Youths Protest Against EFCC's Probe On Patience Jonathan Today (Photos) by happiness2020(f): 4:45pm On Oct 06, 2016
we be Nigerians nah, we know as e dey go. dem don pay dem 2 2k make dem protest. we don do this things before nah.

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Politics / Re: Ekiti Begins Payment Of N5,000 As Social Welfare Stipend To 10,000 Residents by happiness2020(f): 1:25pm On Oct 06, 2016
Its an Irony that this same ipods that hate the Afonjas are now throwing their weight behind Fayose. #partisanpolitics
Education / Re: EFCC Arrests Adebiyi Daramola FUTA VC And Bursar, Oresegun by happiness2020(f): 10:46pm On Oct 05, 2016
Tolzeal:




What is this one saying
As in everybody dey talk A Na B him dey talk. wetin concern your admission with corruption?
Culture / Re: Suicide Bombers Are Going To Hell Says Sultan by happiness2020(f): 10:07pm On Oct 05, 2016
Masha Allah
Crime / Re: Woman Accused Of Trying To Bury Charm In Another Person's Compound In Anambra by happiness2020(f): 9:57pm On Oct 05, 2016
in mama G's voice " hey wonders shall never end"

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