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Politics / Re: Buhari Copied Jonathan’s Budget – Soludo by Happiness87(f): 9:06am On Jan 15, 2016
MisterGrace:


Look, I don't have time for tantrums this morning...
I've got important things to attend to.

The most important thing is its implementation. Besides, have you taken out time to think
and come up with the reasons why it had to be that way? How much is the exchange of dollars to naira then
and now?
you are getting it wrong, Nigeria is not experiencing the physical development that touch people because of economic policies.

we spend too much on recurrent and invest very little. That is Soludo's argument.
To make it worst, we borrow money to run the country, where do you intend to raise money and pay back, instead they are talking of increasing vat, taxes and improvishing the people.


That is why IMF came last week.

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Politics / Re: Buhari Copied Jonathan’s Budget – Soludo by Happiness87(f): 9:01am On Jan 15, 2016
IamPatriotic:
This is an open secret, during the budget debate of 7th Senate, Senator Babafemi Ojodu, of ACN made a point of order, he presented a copy of the 2014 budget proposal and juxtaposed it with the 2015 own, believe you me, the two documents were duplications of each other safe for dates. David Mark ruled him out of order cause he was was exposing the flaw the PDP government, now the whole thing is playing its ugly self to our faces. the blame goes to the civic servants in the budget office, they are lazy and desperately corrupt, all they do every year is change dates and titles of documents and submit unrealistic budgets filled with errors and dubious demands.
the issue is not copying the template, the issue is what is the economic policy of the present administration, we have been shouting the government is not investing for years, we just keep borrowing to run the country, how do we pay back without investing.

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Politics / Re: Omosede Igbinedion Meets With Babatunde Fashola(Photos) by Happiness87(f): 8:51am On Jan 15, 2016
This woman is doing her job well and many of the members of the house of representatives don't know their jobs, some don't attend plenary, some come to sleep, some are there to chop kickbacks, it's a pity
Religion / Re: My Experience With The Super Natural by Happiness87(f): 8:28am On Jan 15, 2016
mylordship:
YOUR marriage shall be the sweetest with honey, u dnt need to worry urself, thank me later.
papa. prophesy … cheesy

what more can you see
Politics / Re: Ibori Set To Return From UK Prison by Happiness87(f): 8:17am On Jan 15, 2016
TonyeBarcanista:
He will go straight to Kuja prison
is that Tinubu's plan

hahaha

your boss self, when is he going to kuje prison abi some people are saints
Politics / Re: Ibori Set To Return From UK Prison by Happiness87(f): 8:14am On Jan 15, 2016
Psalm18:


You are an ignoramus on this matter.
Your lord and master is bounded in two inches iron in faraway London with common criminals and thieves that he is. Hope his arsse has not been busted undecided
Do you want to spring him up or you only brave over the internet.
when will your boss, Tinubu also be exposed, you know what they say hypocrisy stinks
Religion / Re: My Experience With The Super Natural by Happiness87(f): 1:16am On Jan 15, 2016
kaziblake:
@mylordship are you not thru with your message,since yesterday.
what came to your mind when he told you where you were, and was he correct?
Religion / Re: My Experience With The Super Natural by Happiness87(f): 1:13am On Jan 15, 2016
refiner:


yea I saw it....
be careful with that guy,

just an advice, that guy is foul, i pray he doesn't brainwash you but from what I see u are not strong enough, you will fall for his sweet tooth … its a pity, you gave him your number.

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Politics / Re: Budget Not Missing, President Buhari Secretly Withdrew It - Sahara Reporters by Happiness87(f): 7:18pm On Jan 12, 2016
sameer1212:
Seriously,I don't see any reason why people are shouting up and down about the budget that has not been debated on and approved by Nation assembly,been withdraw to make amends.
angry
****
house members sat today to delibrate only to find out that the document is missing and you are supporting poo, ****

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Politics / Re: Happening Now- PDP Members In Bayelsa Communities Driving APC Members Out ? by Happiness87(f): 7:13pm On Jan 12, 2016
Patented:
Only fools destroy ancestral lines on the basis of temporary political affiliations. @ the end of the day it's Bayelsans killing Bayelsans
do you remember what tinubu called Yorubas eg OPC members who supported Gej

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Romance / Re: How To Talk About Sex With Your Partner by Happiness87(f): 6:39pm On Jan 12, 2016
teepsee:
so u think? *sad face*
PROVE OTHERWISE
Politics / Re: Umana O Umana: Can A Thief Probe Himself? by Happiness87(f): 6:12pm On Jan 12, 2016
wiseone28:
how much did Pdp paid the writer? i might offer him a better deal

silly things, go and work for liar Mohammed.


i hear of concord newspaper in uyo, are you the editor

GO AND DO YOUR FINDINGS WELL IF YOU FIND ANY FAULT ON THIS WRITE UP, LEMME KNOW IDIOT
Romance / Re: How To Talk About Sex With Your Partner by Happiness87(f): 6:03pm On Jan 12, 2016
teepsee:
nope, dnt make me feel Badt, I was not in touch doesn't mean that I dnt touch whenever I think of u. Longest tym.
hmmm, you cut the ties
Romance / Re: "Please Help!!! Older Women Keep Asking Me To Sleep With Them" by Happiness87(f): 5:57pm On Jan 12, 2016
LordHybrid:
For sometime now, mature married women keep approaching me,and each telling me that they want me to become their special boy.I really don't know what to do.They keep telling me that am handsome,am this, am that.That they will take very good care of me.please am confused i really don't know what to do,it's not as if am a virgin,but why are they after me,i believe it's very bad to be sleeping with somebody's wife.Infact most of them are old enough to be my mother....please i need your advice NLder's...........NB:forgive my bad grammer
lol, you are only going to attract more from your post,

meanwhile anyone from nairaland so that I know My competitors?

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Religion / Re: Catholic Church Plans To Transfer Mbaka by Happiness87(f): 5:51pm On Jan 12, 2016
MagicBishop:


Big juicy yansh , how far?

Shey dem don pay for that kpekus? Or else I still get like 2 miller to complete that bride price

Sincerly Yours , your ever strong , h0rny dik
you are so disgusting, yuck!!
Religion / Re: Catholic Church Plans To Transfer Mbaka by Happiness87(f): 5:08pm On Jan 12, 2016
Penssuwa:
You have a chronic problem. First, I was never a Buhari fan, but I support honesty, good work and sanity. (Buhari is not close to the best... he has several flaws, but is far better than his predecessors)
Hypocrisy is when you support or criticize someone not because he is wrong or right, but because he didn't appeal to your vain and irrational sentiments. Answer this question, has any of his criticisms been faulted?
find the full text of wat he said, it was beyond politics, he insulted the office of the presidency and the person of Goodluck, you guys should keep politics aside and analyze what he said.

not forgetting and patience visited him few weeks earlier and he asked his followers to vote Goodluck, just for some igbos to visit him again and he spoke rubbish, just that Goodluck is a good man, he should be dead
Politics / Re: Buhari Meets APC Chieftains In Aso Rock by Happiness87(f): 4:28pm On Jan 12, 2016
Phobia1:

Buh they took ekiti + ondo... buh y hv u pple turn political party to a regional party. it is not. Even thou not errOne of us read political science in sch, common sense shud tell us dat na. haba. Its on the same pdp platform dat a YorubaMan, HausaMan and IgboMan bcame president president. This is common sense. Dat a particular party retain ur region doesnt mean it wil share u money nd or solve all ur state problems at once! Gov'nance is a continous process. biko.
young man you know nothing about politics, you don't know the agreement politicians have with party leaders, so Shut up,
what was slyva's achievement when he was a governor and y should he be voted in,

am wasting my time with you, when pdp wins Lagos you come back and win any state u want in SS.

before you continue to brainwash yourself, PDP was and still remains a national party, till tinubu began tribal sentiments,
merging West and North, was that not regional, to remove south From office.


for your information, pdp have once ruled ekiti and ondo and did not win elections by killing people like what APC has done in bayelsa.


we don't bow to Tinubu in south, you can worship him in your wasteland
Romance / Re: How To Talk About Sex With Your Partner by Happiness87(f): 12:23pm On Jan 12, 2016
teepsee:
I have been roaming around lyk the devil
i see, seeking whom to devour but You abandoned me
Romance / Re: How To Talk About Sex With Your Partner by Happiness87(f): 11:46am On Jan 12, 2016
teepsee:
hello wink hello
where have you been,??
Politics / Re: Umana O Umana: Can A Thief Probe Himself? by Happiness87(f): 11:45am On Jan 12, 2016
cc: amtaken
Politics / Re: Umana O Umana: Can A Thief Probe Himself? by Happiness87(f): 11:37am On Jan 12, 2016
The APC cannot pull a wool over the eyes of Akwa Ibom people again. I know no sooner than later, Umana will deny he made those promises or simply say, and those promises were made on his behalf. If there is anything Umana forgot at the government house during his long sojourn there, he is at liberty to delegate someone to help him get it out.
As part of his plans to recover stolen funds, has he also told Akwa Ibom people the unholy agreement he has entered with the like of Obasanjo and Tinubu to surrender the entire internally generated revenue of Akwa Ibom state into the hands of strangers? Has Umana in concrete and practical terms explained his plans for Akwa Ibom state within the context of the paucity of funds in the country? Sentiments and hate speeches will not be enough to pull a wool over Akwa Ibom people's eyes. The APC strategy is now well known to Nigerians- they cannot make promises again and turn around to deny those promises.

There is no vacancy in Akwa Ibom state. No amount of unholy alliances will force the hands of Akwa Ibom people. Bayelsans have shown the way and other oil producing states in the region will follow suit.
It is a sad commentary on our politics that people who were a part of the last administration for seven of its eight years like Umana Umana and his co-travellers would now turn around and demonize the administration. They claim that the administration was wasteful, irresponsible, corrupt etc. He even says he will probe the government and recover stolen funds. How funny. This sounds like cutting your nose in order to spite your face. You cannot absolve Umana of hypocrisy without convicting him of self-indictment. How can a man who stole public funds recover the same public funds?
Politics / Re: Umana O Umana: Can A Thief Probe Himself? by Happiness87(f): 11:35am On Jan 12, 2016
The company, Dyncorp and our own Engr Ime Ekanem said in their report at the public enquiry that you did not release the total sum as recorded in the financial books of the Ministry of Finance under your watch, that the funding they received was 26 billion naira lower than what was documented in the books during Obong Victor Attah's tenure in office.

Yes this is one loot I’m very sure you have the proper know how to trace. In fact, you can trace this loot to the purchase of Kaniex oil block for one hundred and thirty billion naira. You may not find your name as the owner of that oil block but as an excellent forensic auditor, you will find the name of your wife and first son clearly written on the papers. Please, say me well to them when EFCC gets to arrest them.

The excellent fact about having Umana as Governor is that he won't need binoculars to trace stolen funds. He will walk up to where the holes are in the system and identify the rogues who have been stealing the state silly.

I know Ete Umana will probe the contributory funds of the State Civil Servants at First Bank of Nigeria. The interesting fact about those funds is that when the then state Governor ordered that those funds be returned to the owners, the Bank report showed that the homo sapien called Umana had earlier ordered for the money to be transferred to a certain personal account that was later discovered to be his wife’s sister as the surname was Ubiam. Sir, can we trace this fund? It will be very sweet to have over 45 billion naira returned to the coffers of our dear State, Akwa Ibom State. I mean, can you imagine what difference that will make, especially with the current paucity of funds?

Akwa Ibom state urgently needs money for developmental programmes, hence the need for probes. That probe should spread its tentacles to one Construction Company called AEC Works Limited. The company is notorious for abandoning the popular Use Ikot Amaama road. The corporate name of the firm is registered in One Florence Umana's name but however managed by one Anietie Umana. Are those names familiar sir? That company has received over hundred billion naira from your Finance and General Purposes Committee. They have written for variation twice which you approved as the chairman of FGPC and the funds were released to the firm. It appears that job was criminally abandoned. Do some findings sir. We can recover something there.


There is also a little sum we can recover from the servicing of Toyota vehicles at Government house. It is worth about three billion naira yearly. Though you did present the receipts on Yahoo forum. Ikpafak Thompson Essien still contends that those receipts were forged. Sir, I feel if we looked again at the contract books, we could recover something.

Also sir, there is also a tiny matter of the sale of the Akwa Ibom shares in Econet wireless. Successive administrations say the State’s shares were sold and that the money was given to your ministry, ministry of finance then but sir, it appears there is no trace by successive government as to how much the shares were sold and where the money is. When his excellency, Obong Victor Attah was interviewed recently, he said the record of that transaction was kept under your honest watch. I know these new guys are not experienced enough to know where you kept that money but if they allow you go in yourself, you will bring it out. Isn't it? That's why they should vote you in as Governor. If we wait till 2023, someone else may find that money and we will be finished.


On a serious note, Obong Umana should know that there are reasonable limits to which he can hurt the sensibilities of Akwa Ibom people. The eras of empty promises are over.
Politics / Umana O Umana: Can A Thief Probe Himself? by Happiness87(f): 11:31am On Jan 12, 2016
by Emmanuel Nicholas, University of Calabar, Cross River state


When I first heard the news of the All progressive Congress (APC)'s intention to use forensic methods to probe Senator Godswill Akpabio’s administration in Akwa Ibom state, I laughed my heart out. Honestly, I couldn’t believe my ears until I listened to a recorded radio interview by Mr Ita Awak, the APC megaphone with a perforated mouth repeating the claim.
The loquacious Ita Awak analysed how Umana Okon Umana after taking over office (may be in 2023, Who knows) would probe Akpabio's government. The Obong Umana Umana I know is a very orderly and reserved person; you cannot take that away from him.

However, this is quite a desperate time for him and he has to say something that would be pleasing to the ears. He has to encourage his foot soldiers to keep the fire of propaganda burning; else he will be overwhelmed by the strength of public opinion.

However, I expect Mr Umana to know that there are reasonable limits for him to make empty promises especially considering that he played a fundamental role in the last administration. How exactly does Umana intend to probe an administration he was the chairman of the FGPC that awarded all the contracts for almost seven years of the government.
How? In those seven years , his signatures adorned the several contract papers and books of government. He was all over government like a colossus

During his seven years as the secretary to the Akwa Ibom State government, Umana was nearly the chairman of all government organized events and head of the joint account committee. He was rightfully christened the engine room of government.
How Umana Okon Umana forensically intends to probe himself and return the looted funds he took from the State is the next wonder of the world we are expecting to witness. Umana reminds me of the late Audi Abubakar who bluntly admitted during his campaigns that he stole from the state but that he will make refunds if re-elected as Governor of Kogi State.

Yes, I know Obong Umana Okon Umana will probe himself and return the Ibom Science Park Project money that he reportedly embezzled according to the Akwa Ibom State House of Assembly Committee on the Science Park. The committee gathered that St Umana was indicted by Engr Frank Okon and accused of not releasing the entire funds to his firm, contracted to deliver the project. I wish Umana will begin the probe from when he was Commissioner for Finance under Obong Attah.

The Documents from his office then as commissioner of Finance showed he had paid the whooping sum of five million, seven hundred thousand US dollars whereas the contracting firm said they only received one million, three hundred dollars. Ete Umana, you see your life?

Who else knows where Akwa Ibom state's monies have been diverted to- A former Director of budget, former commissioner for finance, former secretary to state government. Such a man can trace funds even to private cash dumps at Osongama road and its current location in Ewet housing. I am sure those funds are not yet exhausted. They are still wrapped in the clothes of old banks like Citizens bank, mercantile bank, Societie Generale bank. You know these banks sir. Please probe.
I am one of those who believe in Obong Umana's capacity to probe the looters of Akwa Ibom treasury. What inspires my belief is a Zambian proverb I once read on the portals of BBC which says, "Catch a thief, make him your guide, he will take you to where he kept your money and he will also lead you to other thieves". Doesn't it take a monkey to catch a monkey?

Before I digress, another committee that looked into the books at the Akwa Ibom International Airport indicted you, Mr Umana as the man who looted the funds that was meant for the construction of that Airport.
Politics / Re: Rate Of Defection From PDP To APC Shameful – Dabiri-erewa by Happiness87(f): 11:03am On Jan 12, 2016
tsdarkside:


who cares..so long fee dee fee is comletly destroyed,we dont care who defects......
see y Nigeria is called zoo and people like you zoombiess

hahaha blind follower, people who destroyed Nigeria are now calling shots in APC and you don't care
Politics / Re: Rate Of Defection From PDP To APC Shameful – Dabiri-erewa by Happiness87(f): 11:00am On Jan 12, 2016
billyG:

Rochas former ANPP.
hahaha go and learn well, who was obj's adviser on political affairs in 2003, who was among those contesting for presidential ticket under pdp in 2006
Politics / Re: Nigeria Economic Crisis Worsens - BBC by Happiness87(f): 10:58am On Jan 12, 2016
SLIDEwaxie:
This BBC is one stupid news platform.

Where is the worsening economy?

Did the govt say they cannot pay salaries or cannot fund the budget?

This long sighted govt already said the oul won't be a factor. We are finding thru tax and internal revenue from govt agencies. If customers cld make 0.98 trillion in 9months, then we have no problem.

Whenever oil dwindles, the yeye BBC will hit on Nigeria. Dem send u come?

Abi ko fe daa fun yin ni ke?
chai see, illiterate, ask buhari when he paid December salaries,

why is he borrowing over 1trillion to fund 2016 budget and why IMF came last week,

you are really a foolish boy, blind follower
Politics / Re: Udom’s Commissioner Enoidem Says A’ibom Govt Does Not Believe In The President by Happiness87(f): 10:11am On Jan 12, 2016
9jaclicktivist:
The Commissioner for Investment and Promotion in the Interim Governor Udom Emmanuel’s Government, Barr Emmanuel Enoidem as a guest on Planet FM Radio, Uyo Live Interview Programme today Monday 11th 2016 dares President Muhammadu Buhari, saying the Government of Udom Emmanuel does not have any faith in Buhari’s Government to deliver dividend of democracy to Nigerians or even to Akwa Ibom people.
He angrily exploded, “We don’t believe in the Federal Government because they don’t believe in us”
This is one of Akpabio’s men appointed by Akpabio into Udom’s Government whose sole reason for the appointment is because of his ability to groom cultists and deploy them during elections to maim and harass innocent voters in Ikot Ekpene Senatorial District.
Enoidem is currently having a gun running case with the Nigeria Police. He was arrested with arms in Port Harcourt during Jonathan’s era and Akpabio helped truncate the case from seeing the light of day.
Men like this shouldn’t be allowed to walk free and be talking nonsense against a performing president whose anti-corruption fight and economic blueprint is gradually restoring hope to Nigerians.
I urge the President to cause the Inspector General of Police to re-open investigation into the alleged gun running case and Barr. Enoidem brought to book.
http://george-udom.com/?p=801
you are very silly. …

he said the policies on ground is not encouraging investors , esp FX issues, you are here sprewing beans

op you are a learner, meet liar Mohammed to teach you how to fabricate lies
Politics / Re: Rate Of Defection From PDP To APC Shameful – Dabiri-erewa by Happiness87(f): 10:06am On Jan 12, 2016
drss:
hahahhahahahahaha cheesy APC is made up of PDP waste products, yet dem buari dullard go say PDP destroyed nigeria.
List of those who buari alleged destroy nigeria now in APC:
1. OBJ former PDP President for 8 years, now APC navigator n godfather.
2. Atiku former PDP vice President for 8 years, now APC chieftain.
3. Ameachi former PDP gov for 7 years, now APC hitman.
4. Audu Ogbe former PDP chairman now APC stalwart n minister.
5. Jim Nwobodo former PDP now APC new recruit.
6. Elrufai former PDP for 10 years now APC governor.
7. Saraki former PDP now APC senate president.
8. Kwankwaso former PDP gov now APC senator.
9. Tambuwal former PDP speaker now APC governor.
10. Simon lalong former PDP speaker now APC governor.
11. Nyako former PDP gov now APC super star.
12. Silva former PDP gov now APC guber candidate who lost bayelsa elections.
13. The list is endless so who's fooling who

Rochas - former PDP
senator Ararume - former PDP
Senator Ita Enang - former PDP
Umana O Umana - former PDP
Makrafi - former PdP
senator Oyinola - former PDP
the current governor of benue - former PDP

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