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Politics / Re: A Man Has Been Shot Dead As Violence Hits INEC Office In Bauchi - Graphic Photos by happyzed0(f): 1:33pm On Mar 30, 2015
januzaj:
PDP WHYYYYYYY
apc ppl.@ work
Politics / Re: Benue Update: Apc & Pdp Going Head To Head In Benue by happyzed0(f): 12:02pm On Mar 30, 2015
ilugunboy:


A Tiv friend of mine who is apolitical but presently in Benue from his abuja base confirmed that GMB won Benue.
abeg ur grammer tire me
Politics / Re: Rivers Election Compromised, International Observer, Jennifer Lynne Says by happyzed0(f): 11:56am On Mar 30, 2015
Elzends:
# BabaNowThatYouAreThere Pls make waec certificate a compulsory requirement for all politicians
wen he dnt ve certificate lolzzzzz

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Politics / Re: Buhari Leads Jonathan In Adamawa by happyzed0(f): 11:35am On Mar 30, 2015
Aabeg enof of all dis fake result
Politics / Re: APC Women Protest In Port Harcourt by happyzed0(f): 11:10am On Mar 30, 2015
Lolz dey knw want dey want d nornal 10k ameachi give dem every month
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Beats Smart Adeyemi To Kogi West Senatorial Seat - Daily Post by happyzed0(f): 9:55pm On Mar 29, 2015
fmc1:
I am frm kogi west,and frm wot we saw at the polls yesterday.hmmmm,Apc has crippled PDP.
who care 2 knw if u ar 4rm kogi or nt
Politics / Re: PHOTOS: APC Rivers State Protesting In Front Of INEC State Headquarte by happyzed0(f): 8:46pm On Mar 29, 2015
dapelua:

Alexander, Benin :
The Edo State chapter of the Peoples Democratic Party has accused the state Deputy Governor, Dr. Pius Odubu, of “hijacking election materials” In Orhionmwon local government area, barely 24 hours after INEC postponed elections in the area.

But the deputy governor has denied the allegation, describing it as “baseless.”

March 29, 20158:32 pm

Enyioha, Simon: Niger East Senatorial seat. Governor Babangida Aliyu is the PDP candidate in this zone.


Results for five LGs in the zone. Results of four LGs being awaited

Gurara LG
PDP 6,520
APC, 18,887

Shiroro LG
PDP 7,519
APC 27,191

Chanchaga LG
PDP 17,519
APC 41,519

Tafa LG
PDP 8,151
APC 17, 596

Bosso LG
PDP 7,061
APC 36, 250
March 29, 20158:28 pm

Jesusegun, Osun:

Osun update:

(Presidential) Irewole LGA: APC 16,775; PDP 7,566.

March 29, 20158:24 pm

Ade, Abuja:
Abaji:
Presidential election: APC 10,853, PDP-7,762
Senate:APC 9,840, PDP 8,749
House of Reps: APC 10,047, PDP 8,215
Gwagwalada:
Presidential election: APC 26,282, PDP 19,531
Senate: APC 25,476, PDP 20,475
House of Reps: APC 25, 441, PDP 19,258
who gave u dis fake result pls stop decieving urself

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Politics / Re: PDP Warns Nigerians To Disregard Results On Social Media by happyzed0(f): 5:03pm On Mar 29, 2015
MzJackBaueress:
Olisa Metuh,show us your own results or you shut the fucck up!

APC is leading.....you can't stop the change!
leadin indeed. U better wake up 2 reality
Jokes Etc / Re: When You Refuse To Marry The Daughter Of A DPO You Impregnated ( Pics) by happyzed0(f): 1:12pm On Mar 26, 2015
pTomz:
wetin cari politics com here naw??
abeg help me ask am
Politics / Re: Serious Fight At Oshodi As I Am Typing by happyzed0(f): 10:04am On Mar 26, 2015
Gej has already endores by God sdo apc should go n die
Family / Re: Marrying A Guy That Is Short.. by happyzed0(f): 4:23pm On Mar 25, 2015
My dear is God dat gives height. growth mainly depend on wat u eat 4 d 1st 3yrs bt sometym gene play a role in it's own.it is better 2 live wif a short man happily dan 2 live wif a tall man n regret y u were created wat matters is luv do u luv him if yes pls invite me 4 d weddin

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Pets / Re: Chicken Without Feathers by happyzed0(f): 8:45am On Mar 20, 2015
Sign of end tym
Celebrities / Re: 'there Is A Difference Between The Billionaire Lady And The Billionaire's Wife'; by happyzed0(f): 8:41am On Mar 20, 2015
Fyn gal tank God 4 u me I must b a trillionaira
Politics / Re: See The Gift Emir Of Damaturu Gave To President Jonathan by happyzed0(f): 8:26am On Mar 20, 2015
Gej till 2019
Celebrities / Re: IK Ogbonna On His Engagement And Pregnant Bride– ‘why I’m Marrying Sonia Morales by happyzed0(f): 6:11pm On Mar 19, 2015
Only if u can focus I luv sincere ppl
Romance / Re: When Gold-diggers Strike...lol by happyzed0(f): 6:02pm On Mar 19, 2015
Ok
Politics / Re: Gunmen Kidnap Diezani Allison-Madueke's Brother by happyzed0(f): 2:01pm On Mar 19, 2015
Kidnappin is nt a business remove ur hand 4rm evil God is watchin u
Crime / Re: Landlady Strangled Over Electricity Bill by happyzed0(f): 1:06pm On Mar 19, 2015
Nawaooo 4 ppl oooo
Romance / Re: Can You Do This Without Having Sex? (picture) by happyzed0(f): 11:21am On Mar 08, 2015
Yes I can
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is Wrong With The Design Of This Chair? by happyzed0(f): 7:39pm On Mar 04, 2015
Nice chair
Politics / Re: Jimi Agbaje Turns 58 Today. by happyzed0(f): 10:59am On Mar 02, 2015
Happy bday sir

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Culture / Re: Why Do Igbos Especially The Anambrans Marry From Their Tribe? by happyzed0(f): 3:53pm On Feb 22, 2015
So am wastn tym wif dis anambra guy no wonder ntin gud is cmin out 4 d pass 3yrs nw I dnt knw his intension 2ward Me I dnt even knw his parentz we ar into hide n see relatnshp oh God pls help me

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Romance / Re: Reasons Why Guys Nigerian Dump Ladies After Getting Under Their Skirts by happyzed0(f): 7:30pm On Feb 14, 2015
humilitypays:
@tosyne2much, all what u said are nothing but the truth! Well done guy. A standing ovation for u. But unfortunately, ladies won't listen because they don't love to be told the truth most timessmiley

Another reason guys dump a lady after going down with her is because most ladies have no other good value to offer to a guy aside their body...hence, when a guy goes down there & realises this lady has nothing else good to offer to him aside sex, he will definitely run at any given opportunity.

Solution
Ladies try and make yourself valuavle so that u can have other positive values to offer a guy u are dating; believe me, no guy will dare leave u even after having sex with u severallysmiley

You maybe wondering what other good/positive values u can offer to a guy u are dating?

1. Try and be active in his financial growth- giving him vital job/career tip offs, secret biz tips, things he can do to increase his income, etc. Don't give him money or don't spend on him, never u try!

2. Help him cut down on his expenditure and waste. Help him save more than his spends.

3. Most men are domestically not organised; help him organise him house if u can.

4. If u know anyone that can help him get a better job, get into a better business deal, win a contract, get promoted at work, graduate with good grades, pls do.lolz @ graduate wif gud grade will ddat make him nt 2 dump u if u lyk graduate wif 1st klass if u dnt ve dat wife material he will dump u

Don't sponsor him to travel abroad if u live in Nigeria. You can only sponsor him to come meet u abroad if u live abroad too.

Avoid spending on any guy...its wrong! Help him become financially responsible not spending on him cos it will boomerang on u.

These are some of the positive values u can add to his life aside sex. If u do this for any sane guy, whether u guys have sex a million times or not, he won't ever leave u, never, except he's insane which he will sure come back to his senses some day!!

But unfortunately, majority of single ladies today believe that their only job or role in a relationship is to provide the guy with sex while the guy takes care of all their financial and material needs; now tell me why won't guys dump them after having sex with them

No man dumps a valuable lady with plenty values to offer aside sex!

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Events / Re: Happy Valentine's Day To All Nairalanders by happyzed0(f): 8:01am On Feb 14, 2015
Happy val 2 my bby
Politics / Re: Obasanjo Warns Of Coup, Isn't That Treasonable? by happyzed0(f): 10:04am On Feb 11, 2015
Obj go n settle ur family problem n stop confusin ur self.y can't u ask ur self dis quest wen buhari was d president hw dis country buhari s responsible 4 all d moni nigeria is ownin 2day

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Celebrities / Re: My French Teacher Told Me I Was The Most Unlikely To Succeed - Davido by happyzed0(f): 7:22pm On Feb 10, 2015
Hmmm some sha talkin abt ur future as if dey ar ur creator God pls turn every mouth dat say I will made it in life d way u turn davido's own Amen

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Family / Re: Updated: My Pre-wedding Photos Before Editing by happyzed0(f): 7:38pm On Feb 06, 2015
Happy married life
Romance / Re: Why We Ladies Sleep With Different Men - Student Opens Up by happyzed0(f): 7:34pm On Feb 06, 2015
Must u sell ur body y nt try oda tin lyk tutorial or even involve in small business
Romance / Re: Which Valentine's Gift Is The Best You Have Ever Recieved by happyzed0(f): 7:23pm On Feb 06, 2015
I got s5 sasung fone 4rm my boo
Politics / Re: Council Of State Concludes Meeting, Says Election Will Hold This February by happyzed0(f): 8:19pm On Feb 05, 2015
Only dose dat dnt ve certificate lyk him will vote 4 him

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Romance / Re: 10 Signs To Know If Your Boy Friend Wishes To Marry You. by happyzed0(f): 5:38pm On Feb 05, 2015
If u lyk lick his leg if heis nt meant 4 u he can nava marry u
Politics / Re: Broom And Umbrella Which Is More Important? by happyzed0(f): 6:26am On Feb 01, 2015
9jatriot:
Broom is a symbol of cleaning.

If you do not clean your environment, it becomes dirty and you become prone to diseases, pest, rodents and seen to generally unclean. Don't forget the saying that cleanliness is nest to godliness.

Umbrella on the other hand is needed only when it rains, but if you have a car, you wont need it. I think I have gone through a whole year without using an umbrella, I can not say same for broom!!!
who told u u dnt need an umbrella wen u ve a car after travellin u still need umbrella 2 enter ur house or u get wet whilin doin dat so I tink n am sure umbrella is beta dan broom

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