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Car Talk / Re: Best SUV For 1 Million Naira Budget? by harakiri(m): 3:49pm On Jun 26, 2012
With N1million, you can get a 2012 Honda X6 with 3 cylinders.
Religion / Re: In Whose Name Do Atheist Swear In Court? by harakiri(m): 11:25am On Jun 26, 2012
The sheeple are obviously having scarcity of attack material on non religious folks.

Pathetic.
Religion / Re: The Tragedy Of Atheism by harakiri(m): 11:17am On Jun 26, 2012
Here we go again.
Business To Business / Re: empty. by harakiri(m): 10:47am On Jun 26, 2012
Check your mail.
Business To Business / Cooked AGO At 103+1 In Lagos Out Bar by harakiri(m): 8:42pm On Jun 25, 2012
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+2348052757960 (Peter)

Products like these don't sit around for long. If you are a buyer or have a buyer, act fast.
Politics / Re: Cultists Kill Seven In Enugu by harakiri(m): 1:40pm On Jun 20, 2012
wise_many2k:

I almost mentioned d Delta students but left it out before some ppl tag me as a tribalist. But d truth remains that dey are d major trouble makers in 042. I'm not sure oh but i heard d boy dat killed Eke Nwofia was a pre-science boy. Later heard d boy was gunned down later... Even Abakaliki boys too get their own wahala...

This boys in skool are just children....they will only realize how they are fooling themselves with all this stupid and senseless killings when they graduate and enter the real world.

My neighbour didn't come back for finals because he knew he won't make it... In fact, d guy was smuggled out of Enugu immediately after exams and whisked out of 9ja to europe by his parents. & to tell you how mean this guys are, they sent DHL to his family house in LAG. if not that the guy's dad get confirmed security, it wld have been another issue.

Most of the "men" who pulled hits in that 1999 saga were pre-science students...kids in fact.
Politics / Re: Cultists Kill Seven In Enugu by harakiri(m): 3:47pm On Jun 19, 2012
wise_many2k:

Yeah...fair fine boy

Bucket man ba?
Politics / Re: Cultists Kill Seven In Enugu by harakiri(m): 3:41pm On Jun 19, 2012
wise_many2k:

Yes na, d reason dem let d guy live be say 1 of their class guys sabotage them...nobody know say na d boy be him ADC until dat day....but dat na longtin now....But dat man deal wit us well well...dey chop d girls wey dey him class, fresh girls wey suppose be our own choppings angry

Wait!!!

Dis saboteur no go be d one of the men wey dey live for him compound ba? As in one guy wey get bodi?
Politics / Re: Cultists Kill Seven In Enugu by harakiri(m): 3:34pm On Jun 19, 2012
wise_many2k:

I remember wella...d times of DHL(home delivery)...skool come be safe haven....na town be d coven...chaiiii....but our set turn to United nations for degree period cos all men wan graduate....d best thing wey i like na wetin EEE guys do their H.O.D (i don forget him name).....winchy lecturer like dat....dat proclaimed dat nobody go graduate wit 2-1 for him dept...but him no know say d whole class (mixed wit all confra) plan to strike d guy...i remember it was during exam as dey cornered him inside exam hall as him come disturb dem, wen dem release bullet, d guy fly comot from 303 to downstairs via window grin grin grin....bots were not laffing in our set. D next day, d guy carry bandage come exam hall to apologize to him student for being too hard on them grin grin grin grin

ESHOOOOT I HAIL!!! grin grin grin

No be dat e-diot wey dey always bone him ugly face,thick lips and brown Mercedes 230E flat boot? I know the e-diot reach im house for independence layout na grin grin shocked No be for Zoe Ministries side him dey stay? As if you dey go bricks estate? Funny thing be say dat zone na "strong territory". As dem free d guy to live in peace na miracle. Na among the very "men" him been dey live...lol grin grin cool but all of dem dey always pass sha...lol
Politics / Re: Cultists Kill Seven In Enugu by harakiri(m): 3:00pm On Jun 19, 2012
wise_many2k:

Nwanne you remember very well...301 & 303 grin I remember in '01 after dey gunned down Eke Nwofia & Nwordor, wen Omoko & co laid siege on the entire Campus, marching from law faculty to A/C, i was in 301 during exam. When omoko release bullet, omoooo see men dey jump downstairs. 1 sweet babe doing carryover in my dept follow jump (but break leg cry) but i no get mind dat time...i just hide under table....The guys march into every class including mine....dey dragged one boy in front of the class, put gun inside his mouth that d boy na confra boy before 1 of them just halla..."leave am, na Jew"...but d guy dat put gun in d poor boys mouth still tear the guy "army slap" before dey left our class without touching a soul.

Kaiii...none of my pikin go near dat skool....i go implant GPS inside their anus..... grin

I still remember that day very well but you know what? It seems all the "men" gather liver during 2003 ooo! See as dem position "foot soldiers" outside every exam hall with their "metals grin" in full display. Dem no even send whether SSS or Police dey patrol. Every "family" take care of dem selves. Na dat we set get understanding pass. E just be like say all man decide say dem must graduate by all means and no blood shed. Shortly after that, it was back to "normal". See wetin dey make headlines now...lol grin grin cool

You remember the time wey VC give order say if any single death occur within campus say dem go close down school for TWO YEARS? grin grin cool Na im men begin go house to house,door to door. It was horrible man!!! Today you go hia say dem pluck one guy eye comot, for evening you go hia say dem plant groundnut for another man head. Kai!!! Dat school na hell.
Politics / Re: Cultists Kill Seven In Enugu by harakiri(m): 2:36pm On Jun 19, 2012
wise_many2k:

I was at Coscharis with my best friend when that film occured. Damn see running.... One chic was so lucky dat a stray bullet missed her by the whiskers (one yeye boy dey chyke her by a tree) and the bullet hit the tree.

301 and 303 were "relief spots" for distressed guys. Any little noise dey miraculously pull men down for 2-3 storey building. E come be like say dem dey struggle to get spot near window grin grin cool .
Crime / Re: Family Friend Kidnapped & The Family Is Poor by harakiri(m): 2:22pm On Jun 19, 2012
Vikin:

There is always something they demand for ransom.

In aba, i heard a woman that roast corn was kidnapped but was bailed out with 750naira recharge card. sad


You've got to be $hitting me...lol grin
Politics / Re: Cultists Kill Seven In Enugu by harakiri(m): 2:21pm On Jun 19, 2012
ariblaze: confra-things . . . na crayfish waka o . . . anyways nah who finish school/live to tell the story be the survivor,
how does the 'colors' help after graduation?

between what does 2-2,2-1.2-6 mean?

You dey ask late kweshun grin grin cool
Politics / Re: Cultists Kill Seven In Enugu by harakiri(m): 2:19pm On Jun 19, 2012
wise_many2k:

Naaaa...Eke Nwofia was gunned down under the evil tree @ A/C.



You really think it's that easy? Pls don't make me laff....well it can be dat easy in South west skools...In ESUT & IMT, you dont need those gadgets....WE KNOW WHO BE WHO.... In my set d #1 for 2-1, 2-6, and vicki were all in engineering. I remember d day we wrote our last paper in degree exam, only abt 12 students dat didnt fly color in CSE class...both babes follow... But you cant touch them... In 2001, one strong man in 2-2 wanted to collect his call up letter but d skool refused to give him until he renounce cultism (that was during the cultism renounciation exercise organised @ football field by skool & Father Mbaka)....My ? is how did d skool know? grin

I was among the 12 that didn't fly grin grin cool
Politics / Re: Cultists Kill Seven In Enugu by harakiri(m): 12:04pm On Jun 19, 2012
Tony Spike: Na wa ooo...see as boys they download. With the above reports from you guys, can I safely conclude that tertiary institutions around Eastern and South-South axis have the most wicked and blood-sucking of all Nigerian student cultists? I have heard a lot of stories - as far back as - when I was an undergraduate about Eastern and South-South student cultists. Really, I don't know where to group the cult boys from the South-West; they seem to be midgets in the midst of the Eastern boys. The OAU tragedy in 1999 appears to be the last "prominent" cult exercise recorded in the South-West. Can anyone help me out?

Trust me...Whatever that happens in the west is child's play compared to the east. Even a "Jew" man in the east na "Strong man" in im own right grin grin cool . You must be "strong" to survive that harsh environment. Even "Jew people" like me wey no dey anything dey always fear during examination time because i no know who dey monitor my movements for all those cigarette and crush drinking midday sessions for back of A/C building or who dey "observe" me as i dey drink beer for round about grin grin cool
Politics / Re: Cultists Kill Seven In Enugu by harakiri(m): 11:37am On Jun 19, 2012
wise_many2k:

My broda i remember....I saw as dey gunned down bombom @ Law faculty and Eke Nwofia @ A/C. It was after his death under Ukwu Mango dat NIFES tagged the tree "Evil Tree" grin. I listened to score update daily..... Boys wore snickers to skool during exam period for easy running & it's window side of the Exam hall dat was hot cake...i remember Nwordor (Heavy strong man dat humbled Uniport).

My own remain that whoever is fighting shld stop, reason, and know that life have no duplicate....

I heard different stories of Eke Nwofia's death. Some say he was gunned down at A/C while others said it was around that Obiagu side (i have forgoten the name of that bus stop where the Rothmans stand is...heading to City Girls). Nwordor na another can of beans entirely grin grin cool
Politics / Re: Cultists Kill Seven In Enugu by harakiri(m): 11:15am On Jun 19, 2012
wise_many2k:

On point my brother....2003 was the most peaceful year indeed despite the fact that all d #1 were in engineering. I guess it was cos of the victimization by lecturers so boys turned their attention to gunning wicked lecturers. I finished from Chemical Engineering '03. I remember '99 wen heavy men were gunned down in broad daylight in skool, 1 guy had his hand butchered in IMT (wit his hand dangling), a[b]nd the most pathetic was the 2nd semester exam war btw 2-2 & 2-1 wen the score was 7-1 on day 1, and 13-2 on day 2 before 2-1 went to beg. Now, the 2nd "2-1" boy dat was killed in was not a 2-1 boy. he was a real jew. His crime was that he met his cousin @ d photo area by A/C building and while gisting with him, some other guys came and they took group pictures. When the war started (days of bombom) dey got a hold of the pix....9guys were in that pix....dey identified 8 as strong men, they easily summed up dat d unknown guy wld definitely be their member. so they killed him[/b]. I can never forget that incident.

Those boys in skool now need to wakeup to reality cos gone are the days of fighting because of girls. Now is the time to make money and be a blessing to the society.

You definitely have very good memory. Do you still remember how ESBS was announcing the "scores" every hour? I was listening to "updates" on "score reports" almost every hour. It was really bad. Those were the days of BomBom,Eke Nkwa Ofia and phucking, etc

Too bad!
Politics / Re: Cultists Kill Seven In Enugu by harakiri(m): 11:00am On Jun 19, 2012
@Odunnu
A hen cannot be innocent in the gathering of insects so says a popular ijaw proverb.

undecided

When you see a Jew, you dont need glasses to knw he is a Jew. Likewise a Gentile.

How do you know who is a Jew and who isn't? There are "Jews" who dress and act rugged and yet they don't belong to anything. Some are too "rugged" to even belong to anything. They are "one man armies". Then there are "Strong men" who look,dress and act like "born again Christians". You would never know. Hell!!! One of my closest buddies was a "bucket man" and i was buddies with this guy for years,slept in his house on some weekends and i never knew until after our final paper when all the "strong men" start "flying their colors" and lo and behold : there was a yellow band with the insigna on his arm. His face looks more innocent than mine and from the "capping" they were giving him, he was obviously an authority amongst his group. So wetin you dey talk sef?

I'm a Jew girl, you will hardly see me in the midst of 'gbogbo big girls' or Jezebels or Queeneves. I was cordial and never friends with them. You cant mistake me for them for any reason

I am also a "Jew guy" but i was never a saint. I chained smoked and drank very well throughout my schooling years grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Cultists Kill Seven In Enugu by harakiri(m): 10:52am On Jun 19, 2012
wise_many2k:

who told you that no innocent Jew have fallen? Jews always get caught in the cross fire especially in ESUT & IMT gun war. I finished 03 set engineering and i saw a lot of it in my yr1, 1999.

I entered ESUT in 1999 and finished '03 set (CSE). That very year i entered, i saw more dead bodies than i had seen in a morgue. Able bodied young men gunned down and bleeding all over the place. If i am not mistaken, 2003 was the most "peaceful" throughout the entire time i spent in that school. ESUTECH!!! I won't advice my enemy's child to gain admission there. Whether you are a "Jew" or "Strong Man", you are always in danger. To even wear clothes is a problem because nobody wants to be gunned down for wearing the "wrong colors".

It's pathetic! At the end of the day, it's because of girls they are killing themselves. Girls who will be relieved to be free of them shortly after graduation and marry the "Jewest" man alive.
Family / Re: Many Married Men Are Unhappy... by harakiri(m): 4:06pm On Jun 18, 2012
jennykadry: Saga agrees with harakiri? I am out

Jenny, this is 2012. What do you still have against me?
Family / Re: Many Married Men Are Unhappy... by harakiri(m): 4:01pm On Jun 18, 2012
ronkebp: It is a lie!!!!!! so...you people are still here?? wink wink

@ TV01 abeg bone this arguement, you will be surprised when Sagamite gets married before the end of the year....all this his arguement is because he has not found Mrs. Right.

harakiri is technically married, so he is living like a married-man, except he has not signed the doted lines...so we can let him go through the gates of responsible men smiley, he has housed a woman, and is taking care of this woman...what else do women want grin grin

Not at the moment. Would you like to fill in the void? She got tired when i when i kept stalling on "bringing" my people to see her parents, was insistent on marriage, bla bla bla. You know the rest.
Family / Re: Many Married Men Are Unhappy... by harakiri(m): 6:58pm On Jun 17, 2012
Sagamite:

grin grin grin grin

- Raising kids. Although it is not the only appropriate avenue.

- Keeping a woman happy and being jointly happy (for those that it works for).

- Population control.

- More peaceful world as men will become violent if there is no stamp of ownership to say keep off. grin

- Jollof rice parties and opportunities to snatch dreamy spinsters at wedding parties. grin grin grin grin

You are not a good role example to all the air headed guys who intend getting married in a few weeks. How can you be so vain? Hehehehehahahahaha!!!

Nice one grin grin cool
Family / Re: Many Married Men Are Unhappy... by harakiri(m): 6:48pm On Jun 17, 2012
@Sagamite

Sorry, mate. I forgot to add "not", I have modified it. grin

Noted.

- You do not need marriage to raise balanced children.

wink

Another thing I forgot to add is that:

- Marriage is more beneficial to women, so if I was to marry for a woman, it would be on my own terms. That is not to say men don't benefit from marriage. The functional word is "more".

Don't be so modest. Marriage is, has and will ALWAYS be a WOMAN'S THING!!! The main reason father's of old created the concept of "marriage" is to protect the interest of their beloved daughters. No one wants their little girls knocked for nothing with no "responsible man" to hold on to. That's the truth. Let these religious nuts show me one single verifiable proof that their biblical god created marriage and i'll eat sand for dinner! Word!!!

Historically, marriage is a failed institution and, based on the existing & emerging factors/influences, would remain a failed institution. It is highly irresponsible for anyone to say go for it blindly and ignore the failures without any solid plan of how to make it successful.

I don't know about "history" but in today's day and age, marriage is as good as dead and buried. It's nothing but a fad. Everyone is desperately trying to keep up with the Joneses. More or less like getting the new black berry.

That is not to say marriage is not to an extent beneficial to society. It is beneficial but it is a failure when judged by the lulu expectations and ideals associated with it.

Quit being so modest. Can you mention one benefit of marriage to society? grin grin cool

- 50% fail ending up in divorce.
grin

- Imagine the ones that have failed and died without partners bothering to go through the divorce process. Maybe about 30%.
grin
- Then add the ones where couples still love each other but one of them has committed adultery, the other forgave and carried on OR just did not know.
grin

By the time you add all the percentages together. Marriage gets an F grade and it is ridiculous anyone can sit there and champion it by attacking those that are not interested in it.

grin
Food / Re: Ajino Moto: Unbelievably Still In The Market! by harakiri(m): 6:20pm On Jun 17, 2012
A lot of fuss was made about Ajino Moto because it contains Mono-sodium Glutamate. What those rumor spreaders forgot to add is that your Maggi,Knorr and other seasonings are also made up of that same substance which is the main active ingredient. Some said it could be used as bleach. Perhaps if they colored Ajino Moto a bit, you people won't have anything so say anymore. It's this same market strategy that Dangote used to condemn Indomie Noodles all because he wanted to release his "Chikki" Noodles into the market and they peddled all sorts of rumors of people dying from eating indomie and till date, no death has been confirmed. Same thing he did to Honey Well by getting Obasanjo to ban importation of spagetti and Honey well foods and Uncle Ben were set back by three years while Dangote flourished all because he had already built his factories ahead of time.

When will people quit being so naive!!!

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