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Friedyokes:
IF you want lightining to strike op press LIKE if you want earthquake to sama him press SHARE..




lols op

26 likes and 5 shares meaning Lighting go strike him 26 times and thunder go sharma him 5 times...Hahahahahahahaha..cant stop laughing

sosanova:
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Buhari is a bloody gworo chewing, burukutu drinking , stark illiterate unrepentant Dictator.[/size]

wen them ban u,no go blast the devil oooo

Godgay:
am not a fan of labour leaders but I must ask which kind country be this wan

hahahahha..according to Goodgle,Nija is nt a country but a prison

otukpo:
Buhari is destroying this country.

The court has granted Dasuki and Kanu bail.

I can not understand why Buhari has refused to release them.

Buhari, pls respect the court and release them, and let their trials continue until judgement is delivered.

what people dont understand,is that Buahri can never be President of this country for ever,some day he will step down or unless he will Rule us for ever just like Ghadafi,they i will now know things will get worst!!!

chiMoni37:
Release dasuki the thief.. are they mad..? wrong people for the wrong cause. !

if he is athief,what is Amechi,Fashola and tinubu?..Maybe high way Robbers??

Flirtyjane:
End time Corpers

she lekpa die,na Yoruba corper

iflywithbuhari:
www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2016/05/16/azikiwe-international-airport-to-be-closed-says-minister/

zike Nto oooooooooooo,u failed Biafrans,look at what they are doing to ur Legacy...all Hail Nnamdi Kanu!

DExplorer1:
https://cdn.pmnewsnigeria.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/Buhari11-481x336.jpg

To assuage the anger of Nigerians over the increase in the price of premium motor spirit to N145 a litre, the Muhammadu Buhari administration has rolled out palliative measures running into half a trillion naira.

Over eight million Nigerians will benefit from the programmes scheduled to begin in a matter of weeks.

Highlights of the palliatives are:

*5.5 million school children to be fed for 200 school days in first phase of homegrown school feeding programme
*Over 1.6 million Nigerian traders, market women, men, artisans to receive loans.
*1 million extremely poor and vulnerable Nigerians to receive N60,000 this year in 12 months payments of N5000 each.

All together the federal government would be directly impacting the lives of more than 8 million Nigerians in different social investment 2016 budget spending that would provide succor and be a ready-made palliative to ordinary Nigerians.

This disclosure was made last night by the Senior Special Assistant for Media & Publicity to the President, Mr. Laolu Akande, in an interaction with the press in Abuja.

He gave new details and a breakdown of the interventions and palliatives, some of which he said would be starting in a matter of weeks thus:

1.*the direct payment of N5000 monthly to one million extremely poor Nigerians for 12 months as provided for in the 2016 budget for which N$68.7B has been appropriated.
2*the direct provision of very soft loan -cash for market women, men and traders, including artisans and Agric workers. This would be for a total of 1.76m Nigerians, without the requirement for conventional collateral. Some of the traders will likely get about N60,000. A total sum of N140.3B has already been appropriated for this in the budget,
3*payment of between N23,000 to N30,000 per month to 500,000 unemployed graduates who would be trained, paid and deployed to work as volunteer teachers, public health officers and extension service workers among other responsibilities.
-They would also be given electronic devices to empower them technologically both for their assignments and beyond
-similarly 100,000 artisans would also be trained and paid
N191.5B has been set aside for this in the passed budget.
4. At least 5.5 million Nigerian primary school children -ie starting first in 18 states-three per geopolitical zones-would be fed for 200 school days under the free Homegrown School Feeding Programme. N93.1B has been appropriated for this in the 2016 budget.
5. 100,000 tertiary students in Science Technology Engineering & Maths-STEM, plus Education will partake in the N5.8B already provided for this education grant in the budget. This payment would also be paid directly to the students.

When added together this year alone, more than 8 million Nigerians would be benefiting from the Social Investment budget.

Akande who works from the Office of the Vice President said the N500B social investement programmes of the Buhari administration is a ready made palliative to lift Nigerians from poverty and economic hardship.

“Long before now the Presidency has made adequate arrangements in the 2016 budget to ensure that Nigerians are lifted from poverty and hardship,” the spokesperson stated.

This will not only assuage the current pains arising from the new fuel pricing regime, but will provide ongoing social safety nets for over 8 million Nigerians this year alone, according to Akande.

He added that this is beside the jobs that would be created by the infrastructural projects that would be restored and the new ones that would soon be taking off.

Said he: “the Buhari presidency is keen to ensure that Nigerians are lifted and that if necessary on an ongoing basis palliatives measures would always been considered to address the conditions of the people.”

http://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2016/05/15/1-million-nigerians-to-receive-n5000-monthly/

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Nigerians should put their ears to the ground as these programmes are executed. We are under a more sincere government than ever.

i think its too early to start 2019 campaign!!!!!!!

Josphine4good:
I hate men I don't think I will get married to one

better for ,go get a rubber Penis cos u will never run away from Konji!!!!

Dcomrade:
PMB will soon send EFCC to investigate his lyrics

loxxx

SirWere:
Nokia has always had my back.....

From 3310 to asha 501 until I finally had to go android....





Ah Nokia...... A true dynasty they are

still using ma nokia E5..Nokia is the best..Teamnokia

crazysaint:
hell NOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
she worth more that。

she will still cheat at ur back!!!..No hoe is royal rust me....I will Brake up with her even by beating her never to call my number again in life!!!!

ThuGnificenX:
FOR COUPLES AND THOSE ABOUT TO GET MARRIED

FOR OUR MEN:

Carry your wife to the bed when she sleeps off in the sitting room, make her feel like a baby at times. The truth is, every woman wants to be treated like a 2yrs old girl at times, that's why women behave childish or silly at times.
You may have an argument with your wife and the next thing is that you will see her putting her bags outside the house, it doesn't mean she is asking for a divorce, she is just being childish, she simply wants you to hold her, look her in the eyes and say "I am sorry for the argument".

That's women for you. Every brother needs to study in the university of women before getting married, read books about them, learn what the Bible says about them and you will hardly have a problem with them.
Though there may still be some challenges, because you're both from different background and your imperfections are bound to stand.
So, read books about marriage, an ideal home, child upbringing, importance of marriage and the likes. Don't just jump into marriage with an empty head about matrimony, you will have problems.

How many men can tolerate their wives nagging let alone shouting? It's said that, you should be quiet when your spouse is angry, when one person is fire, the other person should be water.
Brothers, when your wife steps on your feet intentionally or mistakenly, don't let your eyes turn red, just smile at her, if she did it intentionally, she is just playing with you, if she did it mistakenly, its not her fault. So why shout at her over every small mistake?

As a man learn to ignore some things, don't be petty. Some men are feminist; Do "hide and seek" with your wife, sing poems for your wife in the garden or inside the house, even if she is teasing you.
Assist her in the house chores, pound yam, fetch water, don't make her look like your maid. Bathe together, wake her up for prayers, swim with her if it's available, cook together, teach her how to cook if she doesn't know how to cook. Cooking is not the ticket to Paradise. It's not only a feminine duty.
Use blind folds to cover her eyes and tickle her, scare her at times, call her from work/ school, text her, write "I love you" in a small note and put it under her pillow or in her purse or in her bathroom or in her cosmetics box or inside her cupboard. Kiss her always, cuddle her, pamper her and play with her hair. Always tell her, she's beautiful and that you're happy to have her as your partner.

All these are part of being romantic...When a woman tells you that you are not romantic. It means you are not doing all these things, its not the romance in the bedroom she is talking about. That's why, you brothers have to study "women's language" it's a 10 year course.

FOR LADIES:

It is part of your duty to be romantic too. Your shyness shouldn't get to your marital life and that doesn't mean you should be shy to express your love to your husband.

Send sweet text messages to your husband at work, sometimes even if you are in the room discussing with your husband, still be chatting with him on social media (Facebook, Whatsapp, Viber, Imo, bbm etc) even though he is right in front of you, it's fun and romantic! Discuss how lovely he is on your facebook timeline, this will trip him a lot.
You should be chatting with your husband, not other men on social media networks.

Buy flowers for him. When eating, give him the biggest meat. At times, bake cake for him to surprise him. Ladies, use your soft voice to sing for him, be creative, a poem like (twinkle, twinkle lovely spouse, how I wonder what you are, up above my world so high, like a diamond in my heart).
Sing poems for him, no shyness is allowed. Don't just be welcoming your husband with an angry face because there is no money in the house, God is our provider. Don't welcome your husband with your body smelling maggi, don't only play with your husband when he receives his salary.

Welcome him with a warm hug always, and when he is going to work, pray to God to keep him safe and for him to be successful. Support him, advise him, wipe his tears, be grateful to him, it's not easy to be a man, when you see his faith waxing cold, encourage him, don't threaten him that you will seek for divorce, don't compare him with other men, buy him gifts, wash his clothes, sing for him, praise him in a way that he wouldn't think of an alternative, be the best cook, wash his car if u have the time, dress him up, pamper him when he is sick.

Wake him with a peck and don't complain about his snoring habit.
Let kiss be the messenger between you. Read books on intimacy, don't learn it from what you see in movies..
Most of what you see there are not real. Call your husband pet names. Though you can also call him by his name even if he is 30yrs older than you, as far as he is comfortable with it.

Remember that, God said, men are the protectors and maintainers of women. So respect him and honour him even if he is younger than you. Marriage isn't a bed of roses but a bed of sacrifice. It's said that, there is nothing better for two people who love each other than marriage.
To fall in love is a disease and its cure is to marry the person one is in love with. Love is when you take away the feeling, the passion and the romance and you find out you still care for that person.

Finally, married men, divide your nights into 3: one for yourself (sleeping), one for your wife and one for your Lord.. That's the best night one can ever have.
LOVE MAKING IS ONLY FOR MARRIED PEOPLE. IF U CAN'T HOLD BACK, PLZ GET MARRIED.
I WISH YOU LOVE.

true but after all this she still cheat at u!!!..No hoe can ever be royal

Hardeysolution:
I just imagine why men run after sex. Just 3 minutes pleasure pushes some people to raping females.
Imagine
-The females enjoy the sex at least, @ 3 minutes interval, she releases and enjoys. Men, just once and if at all, you can go many rounds, that's just at your own expense. But in one round the female can release at least 6 times.
-Men lose blood. You lose your blood and yet you turn it to food.

To me, i have not seen anything special in this sex so i can wait for my future wife. Like i have asked myself, why go extra miles?

If you are in the mood, hit the wall. Lol.
Anything worth enjoying? Maybe you educate me.

#No Offense tho'

story of a Proff in Masturbation!!!!

Rozaystunna:
She notices when I start sniffing her body like a male goat

hahahahahahaha..funny,for me i say,swthrt,am feeling Hot!!!!

juhan:
Lol i enjoyed the story

hahahahaha..sure,me tooooo..well written,i tot it will have happy ending like say the Gigilo later fked her and he is the best fucker on earth!!!

Pls this my oga own..He asked me to upload it...Hope he is ok

talk2alabama:
If u say u love someone, den why do things dat will hurt dem? I just don't get it...

for people who believe in Love cos i dont!!..Infact love does nt exist to be frank........if u as a man changes ur mindset,u will never be angry say ur boo cheated on u....no be she go loose,no be she we dey dug borehole??....i tell u,having sex with may men makes a girl older than her actual age....stick with one man,it helps!!!!!!

pkkpro:
NEW MTN CHEAP NIGHT PLANS 9PM TO 6AM.

> No much story just dail *198# , dail 2 then dail 8 again.

> For 1gb for #200 naira

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>5Gb for #1000 9pm to 6am

what then makes it unlimited..i just tire for guys getting it hard to understand english!!!!

Keneking:
Great

see small lie u just believe,go to their site and see this guys are not joking:www.nigerdeltaavengers.com

ybalogs:
Let's keep praying for Nigeria. These people are really working but are we doing are part? We've chosen them so let's give them that benefit of doubt till the time they have expires.
God bless Nigeria and Nigerians.

bros u and who choosed them..u dey sleep ni,dey type?

tigerclaws:
the same regional collabo presidiot bullharry criticized Jonathan for that's the same regional collaboration he's having meeting with
useless bastard gworo chewing bastard burukutu sipping gorilla
hopeless vagabond Useless old hag kunu sipping monkey
Thunder scatter Buhari Insha'Allah amin

hahahahahahaha..all i do is laugh wen i see post or comment which might atract banning cos NL is Apc and the owner is From south..YOURU....complete am oooooo

tigerclaws:
Obasanjo no even send the vagabond midget
btw
i taught bokoharam have been defeated oops I remembered lair Muhammed the charlatan telling the media to stop bokoharam and that is working
useless country
useless bastard nonentity president
Buhari is a terrorist
Obasanjo is a monkey
lair Muhammed is a Charlatan
Elrufai is a midget

Nonsense!

hahhahahahhahahaa..bros u dey vex ooooo..hahahahahahah..ah tell u,thats what OBJ wants..to still be relevant in Aso Rock which GEJ denied him......no mind them...i pray make dem no ban u,cos Naira Land is Apc House.

YorubaHighness:
Ondo roads with sidewalk

https://c2.staticflickr.com/2/1518/23568756213_2b5cf9d72e_b.jpg

As they campaign vigorously for elections, you would think, they are coming to grow the economy, enthrone justice, breed unity and tolerance, love for one another......Once elected they become God on earth,they become Untouchable,unreachable and Egocentric.
They just dont care about us,Tank God for ‪#‎Media‬,its the Weapon of we Poor Masses!!!!!!!!

Praise the lord.my Ban had been lifted...Gods name be Praised!!!..Happy sunday.

Wealthgang:
Hope they sell enough KY Gel up there

it happens only one place in Nigeria,Make i no call name to avoid ban
if i call NO,u put ORTH.na u sabi....
But come ooooooo,me die for a babe...Can never happen,even if i caught her sleeping with a Dog.
No hoe can ever be royal
Rip to the man,though he might miss the girl and still get rewarded with 72 virign..him own good shaaaaaa...Virgin ni??..dem sweet die cos every were go tight finish like sardin container!!!!!!

ijustdey:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/05/17-yr-old-man-bauchi-commits-suicide-failed-marriage-proposal/

it happens only one place in Nigeria,Make i no call name to avoid ban
if i call NO,u put ORTH.na u sabi....
But come ooooooo,me die for a babe...Can never happen,even if i caught her sleeping with a Dog.
No hoe can ever be royal
Rip to the man,though he might miss the girl and still get rewarded with 72 virign..him own good shaaaaaa...Virgin ni??..dem sweet die cos every were go tight finish like sardin container!!!!!!

ijustdey:
http://sunnewsonline.com/biafra-massob-hires-500-pastors-prayer-warriors/

fools,go and sit down..we dont need u guys...Nnamdi Kanu is our Man,our Hero and our Semi-god....Massob is full of killers,its never a must we kill our self praying Yet commits many sins and atrocities...Kanu told us to be whiter than white,Keep laws,obey Gods command,be truthfull,commapssionate and may just like Jesus Taught his disciples:Our Lords Pray.
I tell u that cares to listen:Uwazurike commited,caused all the evil and atrocities using Massob.He killed,Raped,Bought cars and sleep with Federal Gov.He can never be like Kanu who is more educated and knows what freedom fighting is all about.
To all our Hardcores IPOB,pls seprate ur selves from this evil man called Uwazurike.
I Rest my case.........