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lakesguy: dream on boy' the mods are not dat stupid to put diz crap on fp

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shadydeals: no b lie o! dem lie pass devil.

some of dem don get degree in lieng

lakesguy: Nah propose b dat or threat? Nah which kind tin b diz' I won't b surprise if I see diz on the FP'

u definately wont b

shadydeals: for ur mind na d best way to propose to a girl abi?

only saying.

MTN be like! to become a virgin again, text "close" to "33419" sms cost 100 naira.

Alikaxon: funny

can u propose to a girl like dat?

When some girls Sit down to lie, even the devil sits in a corner, quietly listening and...learning.
Abi nah lie?

There are many ways to propose to a girl, you can also take her to d sky via helicopter & say "Marry Me or Leave My helicopter now". I bet u she will accept ur proposal shap shap.

ABUJA—The Defence Headquarters, yesterday, presented a list of over 500 terror suspects, including a medical doctor working for the World Health Organisation to the Presidency for trial.
The action followed last Monday’s attack of an Air Force Base and MaiduguriAirport by Boko Haram insurgents which claimed several lives, destroyed two helicopters and three decommissioned Air force fighter jets.

Www.vanguardngr.com/headlines/bokoharam/499 others

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A sombre South African President Jacob Zuma announced Mandela’s death in a television address.
“Our nation has lost his greatest son. Our people have lost a father. Although we knew that this day would come, nothing can diminish our sense of a profound and enduring loss,” Zuma said.
“His tireless struggle for freedom earned him the respect of the world. His humility, his compassion and his humanity earned him their love.”
Zuma said he has ordered all flags in South Africa to be lowered to half-mast, where they will remain until after what will be a state funeral.
Mandela, who inherited a country on the verge of civil war and torn apart by racial violence, will forever be remembered for bringing hope and reconciliation to South Africa. Controversial for much of his life, he ultimately became a beacon of optimism for people both at home and around the world.
The iconic leader -- known for his charismatic personality, soft-yet-stirring speeches and charitable work post-politics -- spent 27 years behind bars for opposing white rule in his country before becoming South Africa’s first black president in 1994.
Mandela became increasingly frail in recent years and was hospitalized several times in the past few months, receiving treatment for pneumonia, an ongoing lung infection and gallstones.
Though he served only five years in office, Mandela is recognized the world over, often seen as someone with great dignity and moral authority.
While he sought a quiet family life in retirement, he continued to meet with notable dignitaries and celebrities, weigh in on international affairs and conflicts, and champion causes in which he believed, including poverty and HIV/AIDS.
At age 85 and amid failing health, he was forced to announce he was “retiring from retirement,” in 2004, retreating from the spotlight as much as possible. His last major public appearance was in 2010, when South Africa hosted the World Cup of Soccer. He was greeted by thunderous applause but made no speech.
Known for his unyielding optimism, Mandela leaves behind a lasting legacy -- with countless parks, schools and squares named in his honour.
His birthday is a public holiday in South Africa, where Mandela is affectionately known by his clan name, Madiba.
Mandela’s life behind bars, in power
For too long known as a political martyr, Mandela was sentenced to life in prison in the 1960s for trying to overthrow the pro-apartheid government.
He served 27 years of hard labour, mostly at Robben Island, looking forward to his only perk -- a 30-minute session with a visitor once a year.
While in jail, Mandela unified the prisoners, foreshadowing the leadership skills he would use when he became the country’s first fully-representative democratically elected president.
His release on Feb. 11, 1990 was brought about in part by heavy economic sanctions imposed on South Africa by dozens of countries, including Canada.
As the world watched on television, Mandela walked confidently toward the prison gates, his wife Winnie at his side. A huge throng of reporters and thousands of supporters wait to greet him, a scene he later described as "a happy, if slightly disorienting chaos."
His next gesture would forever symbolize his struggle.
"I raised my right fist and there was a roar," Mandela recalled.

SOURCE: www.ctvnews.ca/world/nelson-mandela

deactivated: I was just doing a search on google like always then came some searches which got me thinking, how some people sees google, they take Google like a god? We all know we get a lot of answers from it but some are just too lame.


See the screenshoots below and share lame onces you have come across.

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Wen will FG meats d demand of ASUU, or wen will ASUU call off the STRIKE.

mencade6: 5 times a day

5 times 7= 35 times a week
5 times 30= 150 times in a month

150 times 12= 1800 times in a year

what a record!

chai, nd u re still alive. U should b dead already. Mad man tinz.

Crosses leg and grab popcorn. Next topic pls

bigx: This attitude is why many women stay single till 40, trying to turn everything into a mind game.

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I concur with u jare

asab0234: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh! Oyibo! abeg see my head o

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I can c ur head dropping off.

Peepz still dey on top diz gentlemimi matter.

Joey82: Thank goodness the money is coming at a time when ASUU needs so much funds.
FG will not have any course to complain again.

funny u, nd u think FG will divert d money for ASUU's sake.

igbsam: [size=20pt]Obasanjo And GEJ are the chief Looters of Abacha's loots returned to nigeria. Nigerians should ask them what happend to the money. We be mumu for Nigeria na.....The citizens are the highest MUMU of Mumu Kingdom.[/size]

And u re d presido of d MUMU'S.

wasak: i

bro I hope ur hatred for Buhari and Muslims won't allow u commit suicide someday! I sympathize with ur family in advance!

BROS, LET HIM DIE B4 U BURY HIM ABEG. Let him commit suicide first b4 u sympathize with his family.

delors: Correct guy. I hope you talk some real issues sha o...not some theoretical things wey we no fit achieve. But I believe you...you are sound and intelligent. Thanks for repping us... Tiri gbosa for Suraju!
Gbosa!!!!!
Gbosa!!!!
Gbosa!!!!









_{Soliloquy: Watching out for the gbagauns init... the fun part ....}

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donroxy: Wow, Kudos and Looking forward to the excerpts ..... Here on Nairaland !!!


Seun when are you gonna show face on Sunrise Daily or Aruleba Focus Nigeria .... ?

mad man things

Wat a cruel world. Make dem sentence d man ASAP.

I need to start attending swimming class and tutors, just in case of incasity.

Its really sad. Well RIP to dem.

PAGAN 9JA:
foreign religion sha.

judaism gives birth to christianity.

christianity kills jews.

christianity gives birth to islam.

islam kills christians.


so whos fault be this?


I blame abraham.





Worship the Gods of your ancestors.

Pray in peace.

Celeberate your culture.

Experience Spirituality.


The Gods for Nigeria.

what is diz old man saying

[color=#990000][/color]. Confirm coperate begger with tie. D guy too gbasky. In d mean time d guy will start putting on suit nd parking his car behind him.

dedons: my guy,you better forget school go learn carpentary

mad man things. Nah wetin u dey learn

Rukemi291: Will the earthworms, ants, bacteria, fungi also pay before decomposing the breasts when she dies and is buried?

True fact jare.

Let him move on with his life. God will provide a better and reasonable job.

its only in NIGERIA you will c diff union going on strike. And to PHCN workers, if dey like let dem go. Afterall we no dey get light b4

pls, is the pre degree form still on sale. Urgent reply pls....

allihamdulilah. We still have time to prepare against RAMADAN.