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alexdellafonte: Dry

can c u re aving prob with ur sense of humour

adeola_drg: _______________________________

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I ave seen u.

I cnt stop laughing. .. Last Joke of the year 2013 =))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º=))

Angels: Almighty Father, we are tired of these Nigerians ... in heaven o

GOD: What have they done this time?

Angels: Everything! They don't listen to instructions! They don't obey traffic rules, they don’t wait for their turn in anything! They are reckless!(exasperated). In fact they have turned heaven upside down since the first time we started admitting them.

GOD: Pls, bear with them. They are very special to me...ehm let me call Satan in hell to see how he's doing....
(phone rings) hell-o Lucifer, how are things over there…?

Satan: Baba God, pls call me later. There's an issue I'm trying to resolve.
(ten minutes later)

GOD: hell-o Lucifer

Satan: I'll call you back. The issue has turned into a crisis.
(one hour later)

Satan; Sorry Baba GOD.

GOD: Lucifer are you having problems over there?

Satan: It is these Nigerians I have with me in hell. He (stammers) they.. they....they have quenched the fire in hell and installed air conditioners.

ROTMLFAO

Surat yasin nd mulik.

Or better still

terry g_mad man

vizkiz: 1st u were 17yrs, den u l8r had a house maid breast feedinq ur son nw u wanna qt married b4 21
OP even d devil is confused on ur matter

in wizkids voice- devil won die on top ur matter hey

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I can c u re a newbie. Get a lyf, dis has been done severy times. Try harder next time

masagoody: and you expect me to agree with you right?. Well, you better put pictures, or i don belivit!

wait, let me ask ifa, wether their is any pics available for u.

masagoody: I think it depends on timing; when, where and how it is used. It also depend on what appeals to the reader. What seems funny to you might not be to me.
But op, wait o.. You mean you compiled all these by yourself?.... Well, you better put pictures, or i don believit!

u re a typical example

In case it makes ...

After the time spent on the compilation of diff crews on Nairaland, It's time to publish the funniest crew of the year(2013) on Nairaland Forum. Feel free to add urz nd also point out the one u think is funny to u.....
Lets begin.....

¤"Who get Nokia/BB pin charger crew".

¤"open letter crew".

¤'what is this doing on the Front Page crew'.

¤Space booked crew.

¤Go and Die crew.

¤Oga at the Top Crew.

¤“THE GREAT GARRI CREW”.

¤"Pics or it didn't happen crew".

¤“First to Comment crew”.

¤“my MB crew”.

¤The “Thread Bomber/Spammer crew”.

¤The “PDP, APC, FASHOLA, ANTI-FASHOLA, GEJ, ANTI-GEJ crew”.

¤The-read-but-never-comment crew.

¤"vaseline" crew.

¤'Idontbelieveit' crew.

¤''Techno crew''.

¤END TIME THINGS.

¤Just passing by crew.

¤Last Bullet Crew.

¤this space is not for sale, beware of 419 crew.

¤Pls help me click LIKE for no particular reason crew!!

¤Banana iceland crew.

¤wetin this one dey talk' crew.

¤The check out my pics crew.

¤WAIT LET ME ASK IFA CREW.

¤"Udonmeanit" crew.

¤the mat spreading crew.

¤The space bookers crew.

¤"crushers" crew.

¤"rate my pics crew".

¤OPEN LETTER CREW.

¤Look son there is a useless post up" crew.

¤The blogging crew...click this link to read more crew.

¤"Okada stop me here" crew.

¤TeamNairaLandEnglishTeacher crew.

¤The uselessGEJ till 2019crew .

And lastly on my list i ave
..... 1 man mopol which is Mr Olodo.... He is a crew on his own.

Feel Free. ..........

adebayo201: lilimax, shey ur first-name Na olodo ni!

nt @all, but i think he/she should b Mr.Olodo child.

Drniyi4u: Is it possible for a young lady to be pregnant for 6 months without her mistress noticing? Protruding belly, change of behaviour nd others …………s.m.h

which skul did u attend

dammygoody: hope you're right...because I heard from a reliable source that the list should be out by January not Feb.

u can check out their facebook page.

Eyi tun yanì lénu oo.

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For those of you who have obtain the unilorin 2013
remedial form be expecting the list by feb13 2014....

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Unilorin Admission
For those of you who have obtain the unilorin 2013
remedial be expecting the list by feb13 2014.

Andyblaze: is that what you call your father at home

no, datz his fada middle name

Andyblaze: mtcheeew

y hating

patriotic007: am having fun and am glad to hear that there is no church bombing again this time in our country,....God is alive

WTF!
is ur own God dead b4.

Adonb¡l¡v¡t

D person dt photoshoped diz fada xmas is still a typical learner.

He suppose don die nah.

Wat happened to d likes or bigvagina nd onìlá or onirù

Taiwo20: 'Picture

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Coming bk to comment in case it hits fp

Pics or it didnt happen.

Spartacus