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Aiboocaar pls add up

CandiceJay:
Sunnepa17, i remember telling you that ur birthday is gonna be woooow as we will all av our CUL nd d parry is gonna b off the roof. So yes, we are celebrating you today nd its gonna be d party of d year.

My sisters
barongmj
ukjerry
marvluv
suogal
lvlink
hardiodun
slimfittdiva
abishaddy
tiwaladeboo
...
d list goes on, lets make it happen.

Our Ogas them, you know urselves, it's time to rock nd roll. Dj IghravwelG, let d music play

Yea, it's going down live in this crib tonight
baby. We gonna lock down the city cos it's
double celebration tonight.

marvluv:
yesss ooooo....# HaPiNesS fell on JoY#

Yea, it's going down live in this crib tonight baby. We gonna lock down the city cos it's double celebration tonight.

But Aieboocaar, I'm thinking we should join existing stream 1 whatsapp group for unification and to get more info from them. Just a suggestion dou

kumee:
Me too

Hian, panel beater wey come panel beat us with sad news then, chai, I go first panel beat that ur mouth when I see u for camp, lol. Welcome on board bro

Oyehomie:
IF NA RIVERS DEM POST YOU...MAKE UNA DEY RAISE UP YA HANDS O.....E BE LIKE SAY D STREAM 1 PADIS DON CREATE A THREAD ALREADY SO, CREATING NEW ONES WON'T BE NECESSARY....... I WILL DO WELL TO FIND THE THREAD...THEN TAG YU ALL.....CONGRATULATIONS GUYS......WE JST SAW WHAT ONENESS CAN ACHIEVE.... THERE IS NO LIMIT TO WHAT WE CAN DO WHEN EVA WE ARE ONE...I LOVE YU SOO MUCH.....
#IREPRIVERS.....LOL

Bros ure right. It would be fun to join existing stream 1 whatsapp group to catch up on info from them

yanabasee:
Delta's gonna be awesome... Beeleev me!


We're gonna have funs....

I'm telling u...we go scatter dat camp. Abeg when whatsapp group dey show??

Honey bash samajayi2 Guymandspecies yanabasee

How Delta go be now?
Page 404...Dedicated to all A16 stream 2 corp members... We had the last laugh people, our voice was heard.. F**k all the rumour mongers!!!

guymanDspecies:
Would really have fooled myself today. Was about getting a ride from my brother who have warned me strongly against my actions when I rechecked NL. I was posted to Delta State. Any delta peeps here pls?

Team Delta too

Sunnepa17, chai, na special birthday gift God give u oo

Team Delta!!!! Where una dey oooo?

Happy birthday Sunnepa 17. May all ur heart's desire come true.




#FGReleaseSlashedFundsToNYSC #NoPostponementOfA16Stream2

Ati daudae1 o ati Feyi10 o, I no believe anybody again till NYSC changes d timetable. I've resolved to remove my mind from NYSC for now, prepared myself for the worst and already making plans to go back to my teaching job. The PPA some of the stream1 peeps got sef is worse than than a pig's sty so I con dey wonder y I'm even killing myself over NYSC sef. Peeps, let's hope for the best and prepare for the worst, it really helped me during the April 27th rumour and I'm glad I prepared myself for the worst as I'm doing now. Most of us, if not all already have our certificates, if u can teach, teach, for those who cant, find a menial job no matter how little paying it is, ud be surprised how much these paltry sums we overlook yield in a short time, for those interested in learning a skill, do so, no knowledge is a waste. I knw some people will still not want to think of the the worst, let alone accept it, used to be like that too, but I'm learning. If u like, come at me with claws and daggers to rip me apart, it still won't change whatever decision NYSC makes. I still sincerely pray everything turns out to be positive.dou Peace y'all. Till whenever....

Fraiser:
lol... D guy must b very jealous o... Plus u are an authentic futarian...

Yes bros. Conc one o. 6 years no be seresere (I did PDS, so u'll understand). When u were mentioning dat mandate fufu, I was just laughing cos u forgot to mention Mama Chukwudi's own, Lol. D first day myself and ma roomate ate dat woman's fufu during the evening of one exam period like that ehn, I couldn't eat till noon the next day. The thing weigh die....

Fraiser:
lol.... No mind dem jare, na all of dem fyn dem won dey do lyk guys ni, dem no won dey put pix again, dem no know sey d pix wey we guys no dey put no b intentiona na because sey we no fine...

Lol

Fraiser:
waoooo so u are a futarian nd u hav been hiding ur identity since... It not gud ooo

Lol. No vex. Me no wan blow. ma cover ni. As I sabi some futarians here, I knw say some people go sabi me if I reveal my identity which I want to avoid. Same reason I try to avoid all the romance parole going on from the days of GC, make ma bf no go disown me. Lol. Don't knw u dou, but I knw some peeps in ur dept.…Eyin to gbogbo Dexter, Jephthah ati beebee lo....Lol.

Fraiser:
lmao... Dis babe enh as in ur head too dey dia... Kilo de... U just get better reply for mouth oh sorry for finger....

Na so na, we futarians no dey carry last....hehehhehe ***abeg no loud am o, low key things ***

ahmtech93:
tell me u didn't do copy nd paste assignment in school

Bros, no be like this ur own. Wisdom is profitable to direct na, lol. Y will I copy d details of someone's personal action that's still a bone of contention and post on the same thread where it was documented. This is like copying and pasting ur project supervisor's project work while he was an undergraduate and after being accused by other lecturers, u say sir "U sef never copy and paste before?"

ahmtech93:
i was in Nigeriainfo fm, and the DG was called and he confirmed that the department of ict are done with the compilation of CUL for stream ii batch a, but as a result of the fatique undergoed on the 13th of may, which they had to print and distribute their PPA and POP confirmation to them, They were unable to combine fulfill the order task, hoping it would have been done on saturday, but its a public sector and only work from monday to friday, so he assured that as from 8a.m, 16th may the portal wud be opened, if you doubt me you can go to nigeriainfo website get a contact and make inquiries abt the conversation, thank you!

Lol... the power of copy and paste

daudae1:
PPA letters are prepared and done at de state secretariates and not online..and not Even in the HQTs.

Hey bros, right from the days of GC I for one have always been an authentic believer of ur news whether good or bad right till we got to this hamlet. However, u have one terrible attitude which is coming at people dat have an info dat is not from u. I see the praises we shower on u had gotten to ur head so much so that u want to be the only 'god' with authentic info and in a bid to maintain that position would shout down people with info that seems almost legit but not announced by u. When mister parade Commander came to give us bad news, u were among those of us who shouted him down and stated matter of factly that we would be printing CULs from 2 p.m, Friday the 13th and when dat didn't happen nobody really crucified u. U only started panicking saying FG hasn't approved funds for stream 2 when after realizing ur predictions didn't hold water of which u kept silent for a yle before coming to say that. (As it is now sef, no one really knows what, YOU INCLUSIVE, everyone's just hoping)
So mister info from hqtrs, everyone has a voice and don't underestimate the power anyone here has to get info.
#U are not alpha and omega
#No be only u sabi person for NYSC

geeone59:
hey guys, a friend of mine sent this CUL of someone to me printed this morning. could this be real nairalanders

Chai, dis geh picture don suffer from stream2 peeps hand o.....Me sha dey bank on Kavy01 news dey wait jejely for tomorrow before I go knw what next to do with my life.

luchiano1:
hi my esteemed villagers, just called d Lagos station of Nigerian info FM and i spoke to d OAP live in d studio. I informed her of d rumours flicking around d uncertainty of 2016 batchA stream2 and if dey had actually put a call across to d DG of Nysc. she asked me wen were we suppose to receive our CUL nd I told her 13th. she however adviced dt 13th was Friday and we should be patient till Monday and she will mk sure dey work on d issue by bringing our fears to d Nysc officials nd dat we should follow dir social media to see update.
my conclusion
*d call made to d DG was Propably done by their sister station either in pH or abuja. I will put a call across to dem for confirmation.
,*she said we should all wait till Monday cos Saturday and Sunday are rest days for govt workers.
dis are Nigeria info lagos studio numbers 012713969 and 012711969, 012712969, and Facebook is https://m.facebook.com/ NigeriaInfoFM. Twitter @NigeriainfoFM you could also add ur voice to d so dat we would all be heard even unto d farthest parts of d world.
I end by saying " it is well cos we shall all have a cause to smile soon"

Kudos brotherly. Nice one. Abeg, the next person that would be calling these OAPs and DG via these radio stations should be articulate articulate and not disgrace us o, make DG no go vex finish stop everybody from serving due to headache inflicting gbagz oooo **Runs away before I'm torn apart **

anochuko01:
BREAKING NEWS!
Camp is August ooooo!














I mean Redeem Camp (Convention)!
*takes baton from usain bolt, and dashes away*

Lmfaoooo, walahi, u don craze for head. U want make people skin u alive abi??

Ephyartz:
I'm going to nysc portal now, wanna check my dashboard. I figured out if I spent as much time as I spent on nairaland there my CUL will show. I'm gonna change my password, log off, log in, change password again, check green card, payment receipt, change password again. Then d link go show

Laff wan comot ma teeth ooo

kceewhyte:
can't u make ur point wtout insulting

Sorry I sounded dat way, but the way u questioned my not speaking in English made me respond dat way cos I felt u were trying to form 'strictly grammarian'. I'm sorry if u felt offended, besides, NYSC's giving me all kinds of emotions from confused to angry to apprehensive etc

kceewhyte:
speak English

Excuse u??, I should speak English?? Under what law does that apply here that I can't speak in whatever language I deem fit?? Walahi, U need ur head examined before u choke on ur stupidity. Seriously, some people will never cease to amaze me on here. U for come teach me English na, Oponu ode alainironu.

flamingsword1:
Call UP LETTER PRINTING TO START TOMOROW 14th OF MAY AT ABOUT 8PM

Orisirisi la sa ma ma gbo

okitaiji:
baba dey never ban me oo, today of all days the NEPA see and refuse to give us light oo, na #100 I used to charge my fone now oo, HBP wan even kee me here because of not know what is going on. so u guys should tell me what is on ground now before this done will run down again
cc: fraiser
giftiebrown
daudae1
my slimfitdiva
candicejay
marvluv
hardiodun
et al... CUL don arrive?

My brother na unto say Nysc talk say no show again today o, till tomorrow. The second part of the hocus pocus (lmaooo) be say, date change to 14th for those with date, yle those without date, like me, the 'u wil be notified' shit for dashboard just standa chim, remain like dat like say we no dey follow serve for A16, but me I refuse to be moved o, I knw say by this time Sunday, I go don dey ask around for how I go reach orientation camp wey dem post me.

34 'ghost(s)' kilode?? . Hope Them uncle boko never enter villa ooo

luchiano1:
let me rest now and preserve my ba3 for 2pm, d hour of reckoning!!!

Lol. It's past 2p.m and still no show ma brother. The best thing na to wait patiently till when they upload am. Whether today o, whether tomorrow o....

lonngmann:
And what's ur method?

Lol, guessed I mentioned it before. Just tell ur peeps even dou NYSC said today, u might not get to see it till tomorrow or Sunday sef cos they lack coordination bla bla bla.....

lonngmann:
After telling my parents that I will print me callup letter today, only to see another shocker this morning.

Nysc ti Fe somilenu, ofe somi di oniro

Ehyah Bros. Maybe u should just follow ma method. Abi what ya think?