₦airaland Forum

Oyehomie:
Hmmmmm...i love Nigerians...... We go sha c smtn to console ourselves....hmmmm...ya right tho....
Gud am

Lol brotherly, What to do na?

On second one thought after checking the time table, I felt maybe NYSC just wants to be fair. For stream1, CUL printing began from April 20th-27th which is exactly 7 days, guess they want ours to be 7 days too hence the 14th-21st date as opposed to 13th-21st which is 8 days. Just my own deductions ooo.

Page 289.....dedicated to everyone anticipating.....Good news awaits us

BornMarch15:
Did Nysc announce dat official printing of cul was gna start by 2pm?

Lol no o. It was as announced by daudae1. But I trust the guy, e no go show face come explain anything lailai. Same thing happened during stream1 time when CUL were printable at night instead of 2p.m as announced by daudae. Won't blame him dou, he only gave us info he had knowledge of.

Ifabernard:
am still confident dt we shall all print today bcoz I got dt same msg too and on my dashboard, m seeing batch A 2016 and secondly dias no stream 3. we myt evn b the first to get the msg from nysc. let's wait till dt specified time @2pm and c wat happens. and nysc hav nt updated dia HP to tel us wen to print the CUL. so am sure the 14 is rumour. u trust Nigerians nw

Bros, it ain't rumours o. Some peeps have actually shared pictures of their dashboard showing the date to be 14th.

O boy, see traffic. Make una clear for road o, I wan pass. As for the CUL thingy ehn, me don't knw what to do as my dashboard still does not have the date for CUL printing, but I have that strong conviction I'd be in camp come May 21st. When mumsy asked me about printing CUL today, I have was like "Uh, mummy, don't mind those NYSC people o, dat 13th's just a camouflage, we might only be able to see the letter by nightfall, tomorrow or Sunday sef" Naim I save myself from kweshions wey pass my brain. Hopefully, their 14th will be 14th, Loruko Jesu. Amin.

Primusinterpares:
no lele sha... Tomorrow is just a few hours away... We go soon know if the information legit or otherwise

Abi now. Na so e go be.

Primusinterpares:
the information ain't logically correct ... So are you trying to say that 11 States will be able to accommodate stream 2 drawn from the 36 States?... Babe check am naaaaaa

Bros me sef. don reason am o

giftiebrown:
gbam! daudae1 abobaku sighted..Lol...hw ar yu babe

Lol, o gbadun....Na u go be abobaku

But daudae wait o, some peeps here already knw their states of deployment and they aren't among the ones u listed. Anyways we shall knw by this time tomorrow which is which.

Primusinterpares:
one of the rumor mongers spotted...

On the contrary sir! I personally trust daudae's info whether good or bad, right from the days of March 2nd...

Brosjay3:
To access your account on NYSC website, you will
need to switch from mobile view to desktop view.

Below your ucweb tab, press the option icon (with 3
line bars), press the setting icon on the left side &
select browsing settings thereafter scroll down and
select website preference.
A window will open with some list of webpages
such as yahoo, google, twitter and other.
Tap on OTHERs and an option will display...
Which is MOBILE and DESKTOP, select DESKTOP &
it's done.


Try it out & let me know how it goes.
http://portal.nysc.org.ng/nysc2/ResumePayment

Brother, walahi, u be wizard. My dashboard opened one time on following the above steps. I doff ma hat for u sir!!!!

Lopsie:
Take it easy dear, he is just saying wat he heard. Don't worry, 21st of May will surely stand by God's grace.

Sister, the. thing's annoying now, which kain kill joy news be that na?? Some people would just throw nonsense news around whether true or not without having second thoughts on d effects it would have on others.

Panelbeater:
Please let's spend a few minutes to pray tonight, what they contemplated at their meeting will not come pass, please heat up the rants on twitter, let them know we have a voice....somehow like me might develop high BP, if anything happen to that 21st....
News filtering in from a top official is not palatable but it is still a contemplation and it will never see the light of the day...
Nothing dey happen....will brief you tomorrow evening

Uncle pls keep ur sadonic news to urself. Come tomorrow evening, don't even show ur nonsense face here so u can enjoy ur hbp alone. Ewo tie losi atiranu gan naa??

Panelbeater:
Please let's spend a few minutes to pray tonight, what they contemplated at their meeting will not come pass, please heat up the rants on twitter, let them know we have a voice....somehow like me might develop high BP, if anything happen to that 21st....
News filtering in from a top official is not palatable but it is still a contemplation and it will never see the light of the day...
Nothing dey happen....will brief you tomorrow evening

Who is this one again now??!!!!!

Slimfitdiva:
Sis from anoda mother..... Abeg run 4 ur tin oooo...sorry life I mean

Lmfaoooo......my sister, I don fly enter the seventh heavens sef.

okitaiji:
lmao... u know say na u b my crush before and slimfitdiva file a case in court for divorce so if she succeed then my next bus stop is u *folo u in a speed*

Lol, my brother abeg no chase shadows ooo

giftiebrown:
sure, we go do am wella, hope u go keep me company sha

Chai, Prophet don see vision for me say make I no dey keep anybody company ooo....

okitaiji:
lol somebody said here that body no be firewood.. so let him enjoy himself small, his bae will not know

Hmmm, I knw dey surprised sha as per say u be okitaiji the womanizer...lol. *Runs away *

Precious91:
lol.no be like that ooo.Na village bae ooo.My babe in rivers is the koko

Lol bros. Na the same thing we still dey talk

Oyehomie:
Anytm u dd nt c me here nd u look at d guests...me always there reading all una msgs....ds village is like reading a novel...sooo if i wanna enjoy it, i stop being d Actor but d Audience

Ehn ehn en..... Ok o. Happy 'ghost moding', Lol.

Precious91:
Now af seen the babe I want in this village.Her name is funkylv81.Elder Okitaiji and Fraiser,keep off.Hi funky

Chimooooo....I dey see well soooo *Washes face with stream water* Bros so u sef don join those wey dey fiyan sile, doka laamu abi? Ur babe for Rivers (abi which state she dey sef) must see this oooo..Hian!!!!!!!

Precious91:
ok..I will.How are you,dear?

Never been better bros. The fact that I'd be free of boredom lasan is totoring me... Lol.

Oyehomie:
Ahhhh...y u kno so? I av been with u guys oooo...

Lol. Been with us in the spirit abi.... hehehehe. I hear u.

Fraiser:
lol... Bae na true u talk o, as per sey na me b d village secretary as well as d village tresurer, I go dey collect tax from d visitors for gate, infact I don dey arrange my bois wey go dey collect d dues for gate... Traffic yen maa po mehn...

As in, o ma mad gan mehn... but I trust u and giftiebrown, una go fit do that job wella.

giftiebrown:
lol...I am d village gate keeper, my boys go collect d gate fee...We ar fully prepare..Dj IghravwelG go slam us musik dt day

Ride on bros, nothing do u.

dejiconde:
no worry i go turn traffick warder. I go stand for gate gidigba like olumo rock

Ok na, no wahala. Ur head dey dia.

Oyehomie:
Enters with a broad smile....
Looking all over the village, seeing alot of changes d villagers have made...
Silmfitdiva is herself totally... Naughty but cute babe..
Teemakagu has evolded too....glad to see such changes....
Ighravweig ma broda....i trowway salute
Fraiser ma one nd only ladies man inlaw....okitaiji..hmmmmm...how is ya wife, na only u i don see wey get pounded yam dor aos dey disturb Amala {OKA} for outside oo...weldone bro...giftiebrown..hmmmm..u re mouthed...wey eaglevision nah....evabae u re still keepin silent...ok o...... Precious91...weldone bro...keep seaechn for ya rib o..yu go c am someday..hardiodun...u remind me alot of hardie14 ma wife paddi.....hope yu re gud...daudae1 baba, u get mouth nah...villagegoat, i twale o...it's been a while i heard frm kbs468..hope all is well bro....jubrealguy hw is iambibi nah....dose name re d always dere goons....oda villagers, ma regards oooooo....went on a journey ni o..me back again....
See yu around guys
Ma mentions, gosh...av gat like 55 of dems...soi i won be abu to do jstice to all...but me ganna touch sm nd possibly all tho....
Respect guys

Welcome bros. I knw say u go kuku run comot again.

Precious91:
I will be.Alreading preparing for the day

Ok. Gud. Forward the list of items and equipment ud be needing to boss IghravwelG. Heard he's in charge of supplying the needful.

Abeg who go dey in charge of gate fee as regards Friday, giftiebrown, villagegoat, Fraiser et all?? See crowd on top daudae jolly news? If Friday come reach nko?? Traffic go wear boxers come tie gele for villa be that ooo

daudae1:
Breaking News!! Stream 2 will Hold as Scheduled..BOD meeting agenda is the States that will Host stream 2.....details laita

Ehn, before nko? there was no disputing that na. Anyways, thanks for the reassuring news. Me was ready to break bottle on ya head if u had brought any bad news here... Lol. (Abeg na joke I dey o

CandiceJay:
Good morning, lovelies. May today's Board Meeting be in our favour. Nothing shall stop us from printing our CUL on Friday and resuming camp come 21st. AMEN


See you all later

A wonderful morning to you to bae. Amen to all ur prayers. I made it a point of duty to check the NYSC timetable every morning and as at minutes ago when I checked, it was still intact unlike in times past where it would have disappeared if NYSC wanted to act funny. I believe today's board meeting is in preparation for our camping next week cos I remember a board meeting was held, as announced by daudae1, the Monday prior to when stream 1 got their CUL, so ours also is for the best. Let's keep a positive mind going peeps. 13th's already here.

okitaiji:
*Grab d mic and clear the throat* good afternoon my village family it's a priviledge to be back here once again and i would like to express of utmost gratitude to all d members of this great family for checking on me while i'm out, indeed i feel love... its amazed me to see how this thread is flying, i missed over 40 pages which i'm sure i cannot got tru again so i crave for my paddis/maddis' indulgence to brief nd summarize all the grooves dat eluded me so as to get acquinted with d happenings... Cc: fraiser i hear say u don come back, ray4000, giftiebrown, sunepa17, smartins, phykel, IG, oyehomie baba, villagegoat, candicejay baby, marvluv bae wer d call my wifey for me, honeybash, barongmj, meeddah, hardiodun, lvlink, too numerous to be mention... i hope una d see my abishaddy baby or she don embark on another foreign trip again May 21 is sacrosanct so get prepare... let the groove begin again

Welcome back brotherly. Stay strong.