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Villagegoat abeg add YEKAAMOR for countdown
ladies you have a new sister in yekaamor cc lyndalyn55 marvluv northkendal evabae faustychris23 teemakagu ukjerry suogal hardiodun barongmj slimfitdiva candicejay ladycomfort goodgirl247 tiwaladeboo dadizgurl lvlink

] Welcome on board sisterly. Much love. (No homo o, lol)

Fraiser:
tanks babe meanwhile I av never @ anytym vex wit any villager or d villagers, my last comment nd my absence are mere coincidence... I believe u av started prepations for may 21st...

It's aiit then, no qualms. Me I'm waiting jejely for CUL. Friday can't come soon enough.....

A wonderful Sunday to everyone in the land, most especially ukjerry and CandiceJ, u babes be dishing it hot to those rumour mongers like it is. Na to loud am sure pass. A special welcome to Pa Fraiser also, hope say u no vex for villa peeps again?

osytex:
Aunty, so you think I derive joy in people's misfortune, or what? Most of my friends that we all missed last batch together fall in stream 2. So, why would I want it to be shifted.? Besides, I never said it would be merged with batch B. I said "
From all indications, Stream2 will *probably* be by
June/July. After Islam fasting."
If you wana know, I am the Overall Parade Commander in my camp, therefore I interact with all the soldiers in my camp. They told me that Stream 2 might be shifted because of the fasting, which I wrote here. So I didn't fabricate it.
I am also praying they look for a way to stand with the known timetable, cos of my friends.
lastly, I don't comment much on Nairaland but I sleep and wake up in Nairaland.
Tanku!!!

I'm glad u could sniff urself to be the culprit without me mentioning u yet.
Now let's go back to ur posts......
'From all indications, Stream2 will probably be by
June. After Islam fasting.' Now last I heard, u were still parade Commander and not NYSC DG or on the board of directors, neither has the timetable changed,so where did u get all ur 'indications' from I ask sir?
Now, to crown it all, when Ukjerry disputed ur so called 'indications', u went ahead to post 'lol. I will be here when it is made official. dont
forget to mention me.
Thanks.' as a reply. So much for ur so called 'pity' for ur 'friends' in stream 2, infact, they'd give u a pat on the back as a result of this ur 'pity' filled response if they at all get to see it.
Uncle, just face front and continue with ur parade commandeering work, cos I couldn't care less sef. Just leave us in peace here to wait for our May 13th jeje....... #Prospective rumour mongers should take note#

okitaiji:
Hello my noble village members I'm sorry for an unavoidably absence from the family, I'm in the custody of Doctors since and I have been discharged so I will still be away in order to regain strength for the challenges ahead.
Thanks for the good work you guys have been doing
Cc:
ray4000
sunnepa17
giftiebrown
IG
suogal
candicejay
marvluv
villageGoat
phykel
meeddah
hardiodun
lvlink
barongmj
brosjay
smartins1
ukjerry
slimfitdiva (new face welcome)
et al.. please forgive me if I didn't mention your moniker

my abishaddy I miss you... enjoy yourself while we wait for 21st to come
cheers and one love

Wish u speedy recovery bro. The Lord's your strength.

ukjerry:
Then be positive. you think everyone don't have that little fear at the back of their mind. But instead of sharing hypertension to everyone, we still stand and hoping on 21st. When 21st comes and (well God forbids) we get d news that it's been postponed, fine. everyone will wail and cry and curse. Person no go die. Well, u can kill yourself if u want to sha.

See eh, the next person that will come here with "I heard that stream 2 will be will be merged with"................... or "pls ooo, my friend in camp said that"...........or "the nysc official living at the back of my house" bullshit will settle it with me ooo. Honestly, I will release the venom stored up in me since I got d "because u r not in stream 1" message...... Let's wait till we hear from the DG please.


BE WARNED!!!!!!

My sister, I'm telling u...There's dis particular guy on the main GC thread dat I'm so anxious to reply come may 13th, d one who was so dead sure they were going to postpone it and told u he'd be waiting for u to mention him if they do. Wouldn't mention him now, would chill till next week before I'd descend on him. Don't knw y some peeps like rejoicing over their fellow peeps calamity just because they aren't in the same shoes with them. I particularly memorised the guy's moniker cos I discovered he wasn't a regular face during the GC days. 13th can't come soon enough.......

Thanks to all who helped allay my fears as regards my payment receipt ish. Ese pupo. I hope it's resolved like u y'all said.

Happy birthday to the celebrant in the house, barongmj, wish u God's best in this new year of urs... Cheers babe!!! ( This stupid network be preventing me from posting since morning)

giftiebrown:
no need fr panic dear, probably dey r embarking on system upgrade...D link wil b bk pretty soon...Meanyl sip small kunu nd baked eba

Thanks so much dear... I just hope it comes back soon. Thanks for the kunu #sips some #, but for the baked eba ehn, nnam, I'll pass, lest I purge overnight.

Gud evening house, pls I'm in a fix o. Someone helped me check my dashboard this evening and discovered there was no link to print my payment receipt and dat I haven't printed, had totally forgotten about it sef until I just decided to check my dashboard out of curiosity tonight. Pls what do I do? :'
CC: IghravwelG
Kbs468
village goat
Oyehomie.......all other gurus in the house.

Emorle93:
Hi Guys. Someone just sent this to me now. Please can you confirm weather it's true or not.

Just saw this! ANNOUNCEMENT:
Coming from THE ORIENTATION BROADCASTING SERVICE (OBS) EDO STATE NYSC CAMP, notice is hereby given that all NYSC 2016 Batch A Stream II shall be prospective Batch B because there shall be no Batch A Stream II. Sequel to this, all earlier supposed Batch B shall now be prospective 2017 Batch A. Hence, all awaiting Batch 2016 B (Supposed Stream II of Batch A 2016) shall commence from October/November 2016 while the prospective 2017 Batch A (earlier Supposed 2016 Batch B) shall commence March/ April 2017. Inconveniences are heartily regretted.

Thank you.

Aunty abeg swerve with ur bad news go join 2020 Nysc batch Z if u so please and leave us here in peace cos even me can cook up such write up. Don't knw when OBS became the information arm of the whole Nysc and not just camp. Mtcheeeeeeeeewwww!!!!!

Fraiser:
babe I feel u jor, me sef don talk am already sey our babes for here no b smellos nd dey will never roll wit smellos... Frosh lomo mehn

Yes bawz, dats how we roll...

giftiebrown:
lol...Mk he shaa no frgt to carry enof garry nd kuli...Girls go feel am d more...especialy hardiodun nd loveablechi

Taaa!!! Dapada!! Garri bii ti boooo Me no dey for dat Davido song oo, na designer and ferarri guyzz me dey roll with...lol

Kbs468:
Amen pretty. Everything is Well like you hope and it's an answered prayer already OK. And I say thank you for the mention and Ofcourse being a lady of substance

U welcome anytime boss. Thanks to u too.

okitaiji:
lmao... no need to buy torch again since I don find u.. how was your day

Lol. Day was there oo. Sleeping things for the most part of the day sef.

Jamesdman:
Hi guys.

Good morning beautiful people of this noble satellite town.

Shout out to..

lyndalyn55
marvluv
teemakagu
ukjerry
suogal
hardiodun
barongmj
candicejay
ray4000
ruky8
dadizgirl and all other incredibly gorgeous ladies of the house. How's the movie viewing fiesta shaping up?

To ma niggas..

phykel
oyehomie
kbs468
grooove
okitaiji
fraiser
jubrealguy
eaglevision
crobboy
daudae1
Aieboocaar
IghravweIG

I hope you guys are good this morning. Good job and good luck with your dating games.

I finally got a lil job that's gonna keep me busy until next week. Feels good to have something else, besides, movies to keep my mind busy.

Might not be really active on here, but will always keep looking up this beautiful town.

Take care and cheers y'all!!!!!!

It's all gud for u bro, no time is too little to get engaged, reason for my own inactiveness too. Wish u all the best.

Greyworld:
Seems we have lots of Intelligent girls here thks.

What is dis?

CHARGE.

okitaiji:
bae i don use my torchlight search for sotay my ba3 don run down nice meetin u, u mak me to live a singlehood lif here.... kbs468 a.k.a 247 dey furnish our house bfor he go com

Chai, I don warn u taya say make u no dey buy all those fake torchlight. U for see me well if to say u don go steal sun carry am dey search for me lol.

Honeybash:
good aftunun guys thanks for nt missing me anyway i will miss you guys nd will be back before may 13th cos strong fever don hold me so i need to go for treatment abeg take care of my fraiser nd eagle for me and okitiaji report them as u b d amebo lol

Sisterly uve been missed cos as u can see, ur name has made international press headlines sef. Lol. Wish u speedy recovery in Jesus name and by his stripes u are healed. Stay strong dearie.

daudae1:
Latest!!!!NYSC 2016 batch A Stream 2 wich i also belong to will Print their callup letter on the 13th of May from 2pm and camp will also hold as scheduled...iam gona resign with UBA bank next weekend...hmmmm

Yes!!!! The oracle has spoken. Rumour mongers wishing to join batch B-Z should feel free to ignore printing call up letters from May 13th and join whichever next batch they feel like joining. Thank you all. #Drops mic #

Una good morning for this obodo ooo. To all who have been keeping this city bubbling, I say kudos, it's been fun reading all the goings on alone, even dou I ain't active like that. Pray May 13th and beyond meet us all in good health. Amen.
Btw, been a yle I saw Kbs468 on here. I hope all is well brother.

VillageGOAT:
OFFICIAL COUNTDOWN:

ONLINE PRINTING OF CUL FOR STREAM 2: 14 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 13TH OF MAY)

CAMP OPENING FOR STREAM 2: 22 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 21ST OF MAY)

cc
lyndalyn55
marvluv
jaydabs16
ighravweIG
oyehomie
kbs468
grooove
okitaiji
fraiser
fraiser2
armynu
jubrealguy
eaglevision
crobboy
daudae1
spixytinxy
amodu
dtobs
logodwhiz
iambibi
fraih
jubrealguy
blizzydodo
rukkyola
shammak
chisophia
giftiebrown
aieboocaar
jaymillz
ceyrahtlk
memphisdepay
ultimate73
deeaka
captainkool15
guymandspecies
ify15
bikinigurl
ezechinwa
olasum
emaax77
brosjay3
bibsoo7
nathoneal
jamesdman
ninodaniel
oluwafeolami
timarh
dera25
kceewhyte
sunnepa17
cylas
qboi3000
trenlog
iamdynamite
aleora
ammc
andrea00
upsyli
teemakagu
ukjerry
suogal
gosjol
senesco
sheylarhh
ephyartz
hardiodun
sydneyboss
jico87
skydweller
barongmj
maccabi
candicejay
makabulch
ray4000
teeboy15
inspire700
malakem
ladyisi1
rockyman
meesquared
chuksdewigs
blessedgal
undisputedk
chris10obaje
bawsse
techkreez
ruky8
nd2all
oyinda32
chinwe87
starryV
kestare
henchamb
genius43
belkid01
flamezreal
sweto
twinkle004
gpstars
mztarsh
successral
edwardgunju
winningsun
ladycomfort
clementy117
hernyolar
luchiano1
goodgirl247
lumiere91
ahmtech93
olurashy
sufficiency121
gammarays
gosj01
shevy878
lastborn3401
olasum
iggyok
bornmarch15
fkhalifa
tiwaladeboo
raphlynco
leofish92
rosey33
dueznation
daudae1
cynthiaezebaby
ronaromio
vicharles
pman001
tellasola
dadizgurl
olorunleke001
sammiel
roughdiamond
phykel
dejiconde
budosky
blikani

THIS IS VILLAGE GOAT REPORTING FOR GC fm 91.1



NOTE: To avoid spamming,kindly give a separate mention if you are not captured in this or you want your monicker(s) removed.


FOREIGN QUOTE OF THE DAY:
Build your own dreams or someone else will hire you to build theirs - FARRAH GRAY.


MADE IN NIGERIA QUOTE OF THE DAY:
no success without sacrifice- W.F KUMUYI

To be able to stage a coup you have to be close to somebody- IBRAHIM BABANGIDA
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HILARIOUS QUOTES OF THE DAY:
1) he who fully unwraps a moimoi and gala completely before eating it cannot keep a secret -ABRAHAM LINCOLN (1864)

2) Never let negative and toxic people rent space in your head, just raise the rent up and kick them out - PETE EDOCHIE
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SHORT JOKES:

1) Johnny buys 5 of the same colour of pants for his wife...
WIFE- Ah! Same colour? People will think that i don't change my panties...
JOHNNY- Which people?

2) A preacher said: ''if i had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river, and the congregation cried ''AMEN''
And if i had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river, and the congregation cried ''AMEN''
and if i had all the whiskey and rum in the world, I'd take it all and throw it in the river, again the congregation cried ''AMEN''...
The preacher sat down, the deacon then stood up and said, ''for our closing hymn, let us turn to page 126 of our hymn books and sing '' we shall drink from that river''
THE CONGREGATION SCREAMED ''HALLEUJAH''
.

HELP: Still don't know what what to take to camp, see here... www.corpr.com.ng/things-to-take- to-camp-nysc

Hehehehe..... those ur Short jokes na die ooo... Nice job brotherly

Fraiser:
lolllll.... Tank God sey u sabi person... Iwo dayanmo... Me no dey solemnity o, na bubblin bubblin b my identity, more over king wey no get queen na useless king o, you go b my queen for dis city?

Chai, Fraiser don show face ooo, d oko gbogbo obinrin in the the land of GC....any other cassanova is a counterfeit... lol #Runs away#

Shollyjay90:
Dis Thread Nt Exciting As I Tout It Would Be

Hmmm, funny enough ehn, I like the serenity and all, dou I have no problems with those who tow the romance path and all. However, I like the way I can log in and see very important info, (phykel's for instance) within the twinkling of an eye unlike the main GC thread where u have to search and search hundreds of pages before u stumble upon info, dats if ure even lucky enough to stumble upon any in the course of ur furious search....

CandiceJay:
I entered into Golden City today nd everywer is filled with people travelling or making plans, i kind of felt down for a while. Glad this thread was created, its like a safe haven, a comfort zone. And all you peeps here re d very best (plus d rumor peddlers) Lol.... The feeling is nice here

Babe, I'm telling u.......

Meesquared:
y am I hearing that second stream is for people that worked it or married people.. lemee know please

'Stream 2 for married people'?? Aswear, some rumours can be hilarious.....Lmfaooooooo

Sammiel:
how did you come about this list of states and what is the source? It sounds very interesting though but how sure are you about the info? I'm kinda curious about it.

Eeeeeeeeeh, my brother, u don't knw daudae1? Dat means u prolly just joined us here and not from GC. Daudae has been feeding us with authentic info from the days of April 1st timetable, so no cause for alarm bruv, his info are always 'confam'.

eniedo92:
pls am nt bro am a lady finish frm mapoly

Awww....my bad, so sorry. Tot u should be male when I didn't see the gender sign and also from the name.

genius43:
As for me Kaduna was the most reasonable state in the list i saw abi na borno or yobe i for pick?

Same here o. After choosing Nassarawa, Kaduna was the next reasonable state for the northern options for me.

youngwarlocks:
ok, where did you finish from, what course did you study and what are the States the Lord led you to choose?

I already stated my states of choice earlier here.

eniedo92:
Hi morning to all stream2 am new here pls accept me sir/ma .Thanks

Welcome to the house bro. U are more than accepted.

youngwarlocks:
thanks for loling, your most active section on nl is NYSC. I guess you joined this forum for the sole purpose.

Hahahahahaha, I've been on naira land in times past for so many reasons but only as a guest. I decided to register when the prospects of NYSC arose.

Sunnepa17:
Na sօ օօօօ . ...ah beg take ɖɨs chilled ice-cream 2 hope 4 beta SOD

Thank u my brother. *collects ice cream * Chai, d thing over sweet oo