Adakintroy:
All this mumu lies.

Why not ur hand, or leg or ear. Why penis


People like creating mystery out of fear

If they are not criminals then it is this natural reflex. see screenshot below

Funflipper:


That is not always the case. The case I witnessed was a little boy who was at the farm with his mother when a strange guy called him and asked for directions and touched in the process. No robbery took place anywhere.

fear can cause it and it is normal. It has happened to me before. Google testicle retraction by cremaster muscle. Stop talking like an illiterate

RepoMan007:
You must very useless in life to formulate such crime laundering crap and bring to public. The ones happening I know of doesn't involve theft. They are pure allegation of missing parts and have nothing to do with your silly stereotyping of a wicked crime and new format.

bastard. If I ask you to bring proof now you will run away. Give us just one single proof

tommy589:
Only God knows the benefit in raising false alarm of manhood disappearing

Sapiosexuality:
Not even mass hysteria but pickpocketing on a demonic scale. The accused is often robbed of everything by the accuser while he and the people focus on the death threats.

Buliwyf

aremubabs:
His biggest mistake was trying that nonsense in an academic setting. His colleagues tried theirs on the streets, parks, etc, not in a citadel of learning. You can fool many market women or thugs, but you can't fool academics that easily, especially when they are in their environment.

IF YOU WANT TO LEARN THE TRUTH ABOUT MISSING MANHOODS
READ THIS THREAD
https://www.nairaland.com/7842734/truth-disappearing-manhood-exposed

Don't LET THEM RUN YOU STREET


Cc seun mynd44 nlfpmod

Blueace247:


read it again sir.. for thesis or any other with editing, proof reading is 10 naira per word and its negotiable..

i bet people pay me more..

Okay, as long as they think your work is worth it.

Blueace247:
Search mortuary jobs on google..

Should give you tips..

All the best!!

who will pay you N10 per word for editing? Not even creative writing? N5 max is more realistic. All the best sha. At least you think you are worth that price.
For creative writing you can even charge N1000 per word. Makes more sense

Ramon92:
What if the investigations show Naira Marley and Sam Larry are innocent?. naija4life247. MemoriesAndMe:

it does not absolve them for the way they oppressed him when he was alive. For mohbad to have petitioned the police trust me he had good reasons. You think it is easy to take men like Sam larry to the police if you do not have a good case?

And as expected the police did nothing until now. So there is nothing like sam larry or naira being innocent. They may not have killed him but they must go to jail for oppressing him so much

emperor4love:
Until urs get lost one day u won't believe others,if u don't believe in juju is real, I do believe and have seen tested,no too much talk

I'm back and can see you are online. Show us just one verified case of dick disappearing. Idiot. I knew you would run away. That is how stupid people like you spread fake news. to provide evidence becomes a problem.

you will never find a dickless man that would tell you he lost his dick to someone who used jazz on him. If I had such jazz i will be stealing people's kidneys that have value instead, so why are they not using it to steal kidneys too.
I am sure you will claim to be educated too. Oponu oshi

emperor4love:
Until urs get lost one day u won't believe others,if u don't believe in juju is real, I do believe and have seen tested,no too much talk

lol. Very funny. No need for much talk. JUST SHOW ME ONE SINGLE EVIDENCE OF A MAN THAT LOST HIS PENIS TO JUJU. JUST 1 SINGLE EVIDENCE.
I am waiting

GloriousGbola:


https:///Ekwulu/status/1704144195575787833?t=YKerxBS_B62pXGhaRvh_Zw&s=08

a so called nuclear engineering phd. story started logically then degenerated into bs

hahaha. Thanks for sharing. This is why I don't fall for the fallacy of appealing to authority. Many educated idiots.

BRATISLAVA:


Shock us all shades of pink—you're actually above 25?

25 is too much sef. More like 14 years old.

41 years old and still childish.

ednut1:
Remember this story

https://www.mojidelano.com/2017/09/man-claims-beggar-who-allegedly-made-mans-penis-disappear-is-innocent/

This happened at ikeja along. The same place I mentioned many criminals carryout this scam. I am sure the begger's bag of money disappeared

budaatum:


I can't believe this old scam still works. Bet Nigerians are even more superstitious since the 80s, especially considering the reduction in education funding.

education? I have seen highly educated Nigerians that are superstitious idiots

Karleb:
When majority of citizens are uneducated, what do you expect.

Thanks for shedding light on this scam @Hardmirror.

those that are educated too are usually stupid

LordReed:


It's obviously stupid nonsense but when you have a large population who believe juju is real, this is what you get.

big bro. The thing tire me o.

Blakjewelry:

It could be true because a guy in my own area was once accused, he was almost lynched. Very quiet guy, it took the intervention of people around the area to save him. Though I have seen a guy close who claim his penis was stolen Sha but I am yet to verify because the story differs. Some claim the shrinks some says it plane but one thing that is common is, all the dicks were replace.

Yes they target people they can intimidate.
It breaks my heart that people are sharing the pictures of those innocent people thinking they truly stole someone's manhood. If you are familiar with Ikeja Along, these kinds of accusations happen especially at night. They would accuse people of the slightest thing and the gang will start beating you. Before you know it, all your possessions are gone.

Alchemy528:
Nothing like the truth abeg,,,
No one knows the true thing about his death

Hopefully you fall victim to these criminals, you will get sense then.

What to do if you fall victim to these criminals
Hopefully you do not fall victim, but if you do, you need to be ready be very loud, this is not time to be explaining o.

The moment the marks man accuses you, scream and say they are trying to rob you. Be very loud and tell them you know their format. Tell them the format has cast and if they are sure, you are ready to go to the police station with them let them prove it. No dull o. Be very loud and shout for help.

whenever you see a criminal activity getting popular, it is because it is the new update on the street and most times this update are based on old format. This is an old format. If you are street wise, you will know this format.

This needs to be on front page. Don't let these criminals get away with this.
If you see anyone claiming his penis disappeared, make sure you drag them to the police station.
this can save innocent lives

SOMETIMES IT CAN HAPPEN NATURALLY AND YOU THINK THEY STOLE YOUR MAN HOOD, THIS IS CALLE TESTICLE RETRACTION. IT IS AN AUTO RESPONSE THAT CAUSES THE TESTICLES TO TOTALLY WITHDRAW FROM THE SAC AND YOU WILL THINK YOU DONT HAVE TESTICLES AGAIN. SEE SCREENSHOT BELOW

Hello nairalanders.
Recently, there has been an increase in the incidence of manhood disappearing. This is an old street format that criminals use to rob and extort people. Those being accused are actually the victims and those claiming their manhood disappeared are criminals. I have seen this first hand and this is how it works.

These criminals work in groups.
They would position themselves around and look out for someone they know they can easily intimidate, like if you look fresh and gentle.
one of them will walk up to you and hit you, before you can react, he would scream on top of his voice that his joystick has disappeared.
Now, this is where it gets really deadly.
Before you can defend yourself, his gang members would quickly come out from where they are waiting and begin to beat you. Some of his co criminals would pretend they checked the penis and they would confirm that they joystick had truly disappeared. It is all planned and they are all together.
In the process of beating you, your phones, wallet and other valuables, even your shoes will go missing. But you are fighting for your life, so you are not focussed on the things they are already stealing off you.
But because Nigerians are superstitious, they would believe the criminals and join hands in beating the unfortunate young man they accuse.

Guys, be careful out there and let us ensure we hand these criminals to the police.

This format works because Nigerians are too superstitious. Those people you see being accused are the victims.
I have personally witnessed it and it is similar to a format criminals use in computer village where the victim gets accused and beaten by the criminals stealing your phones. We have had to recover a phone of a victim that fell for something similar to this. The criminals even almost stabbed the boy just to steal his phone.

Be careful on the street guys. Stop smiling and looking weak when you walk on the street.

BossGerald:
I've told Ebola and his nairaland jobless hungry supporters like yarimo TemplarLandry helinues seunmsg that propaganda does not run any govt successfully.


Propaganda no dey run government

@princewill_nimi wrote the article and only cited the same things you Igbos are saying here and claimed the UAE official does not want to be named. https://edition.cnn.com/profiles/nimi-princewill#about
Very believable cos it fits what you want, but when it does not you will ask also point that the so called unnamed official is fake.
read it and did not see anything different from what you guys were saying here.
he is just like a freelance journalist for CNN based in Nigeria and he can use this to write lies too. Show me what made this different from speculations you guys have been making before.

Truth of the matter is, it has nothing to do with UAE visa ban, you guys just praying it all fails while pretending to love nigeria.

HIbreed:
That's what it is. You don't know the power of basic punctuation in conversations. As a writer, I can't write a single sentence without using the appropriate punctuations. Secondly, I don't use writing aids.

Go and correct your blunders here before I take you seriously.
https://www.nairaland.com/6778555/wife-kissed-son-mouth-too
Lesson: don't judge the skills of anyone with his nairaland post. No one is posting professionally here.

Galaxyss:
Honestly I appreciate your effort to put this out. I read that thread and was really angry, i couldn't comment.


Someone even asked the author where she was posting from, she was like "You don't need to experience a bone fracture to know what it feels like".



Walai those set of people would just visit Nigeria for few week and run back complaining of different things about 9ja, but would write epistle on why the grass is not green on the other side.


Bunch of hypocrites!!!

lol.

HIbreed:
That's what it is. You don't know the power of basic punctuation in conversations. As a writer, I can't write a single sentence without using the appropriate punctuations. Secondly, I don't use writing aids.

that is your business. Saying someone is not a writer because he chose not to use puncuations on naira land is silly. Are you his client? Does he owe you a punctuated piece?

ONEjoblessGUY:
Mad collabo..........
Kim jong UN ft Vladimir Putin.........

What's has USA got to say now..........

your stupidity is legendary. May your life be like the lives of the people living in North Korea. Why not japa to that country since you love Kim so much?

Naijaboy18:
Allies? Someone ought to sink that ship. The uk can go to hell

what is stopping you idiot.

PrinceOfLagos:
They keep inviting him for something not so important.

They see Tinubu as a mediocre that they could push around because they know he will jump on it like a motherfucker seeking for validation.

Imagine telling a president to leave his country and come and ring a bell?

Is this what Nigeria have been reduced to?

Is this not something that people like Tuface and Davido were invited to do by the Nigerian stock exchange some years back?

Why Dem dey yeye Tinubu like this na
What a disgrace

if obi was the one invited, you won't say this rubbish.

HIbreed:
Old post, though. Am I the only one here who believed this OP.

hahaha. It is funny when last year I discovered that nigerians are actually dominating the freelance writing space along with philipians. Seen a guy in osogbo that made $100k on upwork in just 1 year. Let those who are stupid keep arguing as if it changes anything.

HIbreed:
You are a writer but your sentence lacks punctuation ❗

What a stupid comment. Is he going to get paid for commenting here with punctuations? Same stupid question some one asked me.

erico2k2:

Sadly 7 figures aint shyte no more unless you lower your standard of living

I won't say that. Now that I earn this much it does not look like much, but I have to remind myself that there are people living well with 1/4 what I earn.
It is always good to just invest and grow your own business if you want to be rich.
I am sure by next year or 2 years time 100m won't mean shit to me. For now I will just appreciate the opportunity I have.

Seun:
It's been a pleasure serving all of you since 2005!

so we even share the same month. 🤨. Happy birthday