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Romance / Re: These Are The Things I Consider Better Than Sex(photos Included) by hardon1(m): 5:08pm On Jun 29, 2024
Goodlyhrt:
Nothing is more enjoyable than sex unless you have really low libido.

Satisfaction from sex especially with a really sexy hottie is what some people give anything in this world to have.

Go to your history book to find out that satisfaction from sex have caused or stopped so many wars, enterprises, earth shattering events.

Stop living in self denial unless you are of low libido or effeminate.

The creator perfectly put it in place following how the earth is self sufficient in that we can never run out of humans or any other resources because of that hunger and satisfaction from procreation embedded deeply in us both plants and animals.

The best satisfaction comes from anything that is related to creation because that is our original dna and we are a copy of our creator.

Life is the highest creation. So sex actually gives the highest satisfaction.

I believe when all good things are of equal measure, sex towers over all other and everyone will agree with this.

Forget ee... Sex is overrated. It's the affection and passionate sensual feeling that surrounds it that makes it look as though it's plesurerable.

The act itself is tasking and not that pleasurable especially for MEN. Perhaps because they have to do all the work. For me as a man, Ejaculation is the only time sex feels pleasurable.

Sometimes I prefer a well delivered blow.job to sex

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Car Talk / Re: Made In Nigeria Electric Cars In Ikorodu, Lagos by hardon1(m): 9:13pm On Jun 27, 2024
Please use the right connotation " assembled in Nigeria cars"
Family / Re: My Daughter's Fingerprint Opens My Phone by hardon1(m): 7:33pm On Jun 27, 2024
She probably added her finger print when the phone was open
Romance / Re: I Like A Lady, But She Is Always Asking Money From Me. What Should I Do? by hardon1(m): 7:31pm On Jun 27, 2024
deavicky:
after the sex the billing go increase.

Who tell you?. Okafor's law will come into play. And you will definitely spend less when next u want to Bleep her.

If she do yanga you leave her then. After All u don nack already

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Romance / Re: I Like A Lady, But She Is Always Asking Money From Me. What Should I Do? by hardon1(m): 1:06pm On Jun 27, 2024
Ask her for sex
Food / Re: Preparing Rice And Simple Stew by hardon1(m): 8:46pm On Jun 26, 2024
kennyz247:
No food preparation is simple again in Nigeria now..

One painter of beans is almost 8k now in warri. I shock when Dem tell me price . I wonder where all these is going
Celebrities / Re: “money Nah Water” Davido Billionaire Friend Gumbo Sprayed Him $100,000 Dollars by hardon1(m): 1:09pm On Jun 26, 2024
100k dollars indeed undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
Celebrities / Re: Chioma's Father Prayed & Blessed Davido And Chioma At Their Traditional Wedding by hardon1(m): 7:56pm On Jun 25, 2024
bro4u:
Traditional marriage in Lagos hotel? What happened to the bride's village??

Dey there dey worry your self, times are changing coupled with kidnapping and insecurity for east. You want make he put his guests and dignitaries for risk.

U try well well. If you want to do urs, take it to ur village
Politics / Re: Edo 2024: Davido Endorses Asue Ighodalo At His Wedding by hardon1(m): 7:43pm On Jun 25, 2024
Make he go vote am in na grin angry angry angry

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Crime / Re: Large Cache Of Arms & Ammunition Intercepted At Onne Port (Pics, Video) by hardon1(m): 10:22am On Jun 25, 2024
These ones no be beta guns na.

5 persons with modern turbo AK-47 or submachine gun will take on 100 people with those guns undecided undecided undecided undecided

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Education / Re: When Should A Child Start School? by hardon1(m): 2:55pm On Jun 23, 2024
Mecka:
can a child start from primary?

In the 70s, there was nothing like kindergarten
Food / Re: The Plate Of Food I Bought For N1500 Was N400 A Year Ago (Photo) by hardon1(m): 1:27am On Jun 23, 2024
Rapmoney:
There is this local restaurant I used to eat any time I visit Warri. Omo, na so I enter Mama Teguolo restaurant say make I chop. The food I bought (based on low budget) cost N1500. This is the same food I used to buy by this time last year for N400. The inflation rate in Nigeria is really terrible.

For those people who like screaming, 'Plant your own food, plant your own food', I guess we should also rear our own cattle, goats, sheep, ram, chickens, etc and also refine our own crude oil, manufacture our own cars all in our backyard. We should also look for ways to generate our own electricity individually because the electricity that is given to us is costly.

It is shameful that there are Nigerian youths who still give excuses on behalf of the government. Sometimes, I wonder the essence of education to the Nigerian youth when they make cases for people whose corrupt practices have destroyed the economy and social life of the citizens.

Later they will say the inflation is just 30 %

Politics and lies though

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Celebrities / Re: Why I Rejected Blank Cheque From Cheating Married Woman – Whitemoney by hardon1(m): 7:35pm On Jun 22, 2024
Zonefree:

Almost all Nigerian celebrities once lived under Lagos bridge.

No mind them jor.
They all be cooking up petty and pitty stories all to make their journey to success interesting

Rubbish!
Romance / Re: Lady Shows Up At Ex’s House To Challenge Him For Not Checking Up On Her For Week by hardon1(m): 9:17am On Jun 22, 2024
British accent dey sweet to hear sometimes sha

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Education / Re: When Should A Child Start School? by hardon1(m): 8:50am On Jun 22, 2024
4 or 5 in my opinion

Most parents who put their babies in schools at tender ages are doing that Cos of others or to have chance for other things
Fashion / Re: See My Hair That I Made By Myself. Rate Me Please. (pics Ins) by hardon1(m): 8:46am On Jun 22, 2024
U don save your self like 800 to 1500 depending on location

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Putin & Kim Jong-Un Drive Russian Aurus Senat Limo (Photo, Video) by hardon1(m): 6:09pm On Jun 20, 2024
The enemy of my enemy is my friend grin grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: “Not All American Women Think Nigerian Men Are Scammers" White Lady Says (video) by hardon1(m): 8:49pm On Jun 18, 2024
One of our brethren don give this woman beta prick
Career / Re: Which Of These Shifts Do You Prefer? by hardon1(m): 2:54pm On Jun 18, 2024
Depending on where you work, 10pm to 7am can be nice.

Majority of workers within this time frame sleep more that half the entire frame. Or they take turns to sleep

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Food / Re: Food Inflation Soars By 61% In One Year- NBS Report by hardon1(m): 8:47am On Jun 18, 2024
61% abi 200%

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Health / Re: Lovers Found Dead In Ondo Apartment (Photos) by hardon1(m): 9:24am On Jun 17, 2024
The duo may have taken very hard drugs
Family / Re: How Do I Chase Away My Inlaws From My House by hardon1(m): 7:25pm On Jun 16, 2024
And I dey here my inlaws dey quarrel me say I no dey visit at all.

I wonder how people just carry their bags and pay relatives visit. That thing no dey my spirit unless I have something very very important doing in that city.
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by hardon1(m): 8:13pm On Jun 15, 2024
Bradford111:
I never thought something like this would ever happen to me.……. a girl that we spent more than a year together broke up in January this year she was the one who initiated the break up saying she was tired


I'm jus finding out today that she broke up with me to date someone in her school when she tasted his dick this boy is not even up to my level when it comes to money she is still using the phone I bought for her even up till now.. Not that my dick is very small I'm very 6 inches with a somewhat nice girth and I can swear on my life that I have given this girl everything she asked for while we were dating…..

Nairaland fam please come to my aid I have not been able to eat or sleep since I just found this out yesterday this boy hasn't even given her up to 20k since they dated for six months now,, it's just because of his big divk She is obsessed with him


Please a word of encouragement will go a long way in my healing process…

Please note that this story is real
I'm not fabricating anything is been long I posted here but I jus can't keep to my self anymore pls help!!

When ever you see a write up and the writer tries to buttress validation like the bolded part. Just know it's a lie

I will advice you when you come with true story and true problems
Family / Re: Lawyer Orchestrates Client's Arrest For Taking Her Picture With 'abusive' Husban by hardon1(m): 7:17pm On Jun 14, 2024
I don't think this is the full story...
They must have been given grants to go into cassava farming. Those sticks are just symbols for the occasion.

I have witnessed something like this before
Romance / Re: 23-Year-Old Chinese Woman Marries 80-Year-Old Man, Sparks Controversy (Photos) by hardon1(m): 7:12pm On Jun 14, 2024
I smell inheritance
Agriculture / Re: Should I Invest This Money Into A Cassava Farm? by hardon1(m): 2:06pm On Jun 14, 2024
IMO, Aside leafy vegetables like pumpkin, green and water leaf, otazi etc and other veggies like okra. Every other form of crop farming is time, capital and labour intensive

Cassava is cool but catering for cassava farm until maturity is not easy. You need massive land to have commercially viable output.

If I have access to good land , I will cultivate veggies. Growing up, I know how much my mum used to make then only from ugwu cultivation
Investment / Re: "Best Practices For Backtesting Your Forex Trading Strategies" by hardon1(m): 3:32pm On Jun 13, 2024
The latest build of mt4 doesn't have option to download historical daTa for back testing
Politics / Re: Kidnapped Army Captain, Abalaka Disarms Kidnapper, Rescues Self, Others In Kogi by hardon1(m): 2:11pm On Jun 10, 2024
Person wey kidnapper let waka. Dem say he disarm. Disarm my foot
Health / Re: 22-Year-Old Nurse, Ginika Judith Okoro Dies In Her Boyfriend's House In Imo by hardon1(m): 5:02pm On Jun 08, 2024
The guy is in big trouble
Food / Re: Snake Caught And Killed At The Fish Pond by hardon1(m): 6:26pm On Jun 07, 2024
Where I come from, we revere this snake and don't kill eat. If I venture chop am , I no no wetin go happen.
I go sha risk am one day grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Man Dumps His Girlfriend For Acting As A Witch In A Drama In School by hardon1(m): 5:01pm On Jun 07, 2024
Why you have been trying to dump a girl and this comes.....😊😊😊😊 grin grin
Romance / Re: Lady Gives Man Middle Finger At Party, Upset Over Rejection (photo) by hardon1(m): 9:03pm On May 09, 2024
SmartPolician:
This is just an assumption - the blogger doesn't know what transpired between the two.

At least someone is reasoning in my direction.
The rate at which people believe everything they see online is alarming

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