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Politics / Re: Court Declares IPOB Proscription Illegal, Awards ₦8 Billion Damages To Kanu by hardon1(m): 7:47pm On Oct 26, 2023
Food / Re: What Do You Call This Food In Your Dialect by hardon1(m): 8:43pm On Oct 24, 2023
Gips:
The Most Poisonous food ever, i have ever eaten... If Nigerian doctors are wise or those into medicine... this tuber is best for hallucinations... After eating it undone with Palm oil... Trust me... You will experience Death for a period of time (hours depending on the quantity you consume). This is based on experience. After eating it, i was dead for some hours and after i woke up, i saw 4/5 people constantly praying on my head thinking i was dead... Pls Dont eat it undone... The experience is not good at all...

Na you knew wetin do you, certainly not this yam.

It's called ona in my place. Not a delicious yam tho,hence I enjoy it best with oil sauce. My mom like the thing die, she wouldn't trade it for any kind of other yam
Food / Re: What Do You Call This Food In Your Dialect by hardon1(m): 8:35pm On Oct 24, 2023
Cruise777:
Anama

Dioscorea trifoliata
Romance / Re: How To Become A Male Porn Actor. Do I Need To Be Handsome. by hardon1(m): 8:32pm On Oct 24, 2023
Ayjay44:
the face also important too

Not really, some successful American porn stars do not necessarily have fine face.

Just have an average size body and a gorgeous gbola... U are good
Romance / Re: Why Do Most Men Avoid Marrying Ladies Above 35 by hardon1(m): 5:28pm On Oct 24, 2023
I am looking for one within that age range
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is On Her 8th Abortion. I Feel Bad About It. by hardon1(m): 5:27pm On Oct 24, 2023
The girl may end up carrying all the wahala associated with this to one innocent man.

Problem that simple withdrawal or N200 condom will save
Romance / Re: Nothing Affects A Man's Finances Like Sleeping With Multiple Women. by hardon1(m): 5:22pm On Oct 24, 2023
uchkochi:
Nothing affects a man's finances like sleeping with multiple women.

What about davido, tuface and the likes? What has happened to thier finances

Rubbish
Romance / Re: How To Become A Male Porn Actor. Do I Need To Be Handsome. by hardon1(m): 5:20pm On Oct 24, 2023
Ayjay44:
Hello 0lease I will like to become a male IndecentStar but I don't think I am good looking as much as is necessary please help me with advice. How to become a male IndecentStar in nigeria


Serious response only

Just get beta prick, That's all.

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Properties / Re: How Much Electricity Does Water Pumping Machine Use In a Month? by hardon1(m): 4:58pm On Oct 24, 2023
lomprico:
Ladies and gentlemen, $1 = N1,300.

Imagin something that was 700 in may this year... E don drop by whooping N600
Politics / Re: Nigerian Man Who Criticized Goodluck Jonathan Over Exchange Rate (2014 Vs 2023) by hardon1(m): 12:44pm On Oct 24, 2023
BoboNogoDie:
Lol
Oloriburuku grin grin grin
Still, Tinubu has not broken the evil cow's record - BUHARÌ
BUHARÌ MET THE DOLLAR AT 160-180 AND LEFT IT AT 750.
Mathematically, that's about 400% increase or inflation. X4

Tinubu own never ever reach 100% or X2.

Do you know what you are saying. Naira has depreciated greatly since may this year with a very steep gredient

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NYSC / Re: A Proprietress Asks Corps Member To Kneel Down In Her Office (Video, Photos) by hardon1(m): 12:37pm On Oct 24, 2023
When you know you have less than a couple of months to pass out of nysc and you know you misbehaving and absconding from work and you know that one slight comment from the school owner can give you an extension.

O boy, you will kneel down if that is what it requires.


On the other thought, she may not have been asked to kneel down. Perhaps she is begging the boss for a favour.

People can turn news the other way round just to make it interesting🤷

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Business / Re: Mike Adenuga Loses $300 Million by hardon1(m): 1:47pm On Oct 23, 2023
MXrep:
7.3 in 2022, 3.3 now? By next year he will be finished kpatakpata. Meanwhile Igbos continue to wax stronger at the middle level multi millionaire category by spreading wealth without any government backing

I have my problem, but I think You have a very very serious problem, if you don't know this before, know it now
Travel / Re: "I Feel So Lonely & Sad" Nigerian Lady Residing In Canada Weeps (pic/video) by hardon1(m): 10:56am On Oct 22, 2023
Didn't watch the video sha. I think Perhaps she was a socially vibrant person here in niaja, hence the loneliness

For someone like me who is a loner by default (na only work and quest for food be the thing wey dey take me out of my house. If I have food, electricity, internet, phone and tv, I can remain indoor for one straight week), I don't think I will feel such boredom over there

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Education / Re: Reps Ask FG To Ban Queen Primer Textbook, It Contains ‘sexual Perversions’ (pic by hardon1(m): 12:59am On Oct 20, 2023
But Those two words are in the English dictionary.?
Dem go follow barn dictionary?🤷

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Fashion / Re: Igbo Church Weddings With Isiagu New Trend by hardon1(m): 9:30pm On Oct 19, 2023
theophorus:
Don't forget that this particular Church their wedding could be after 3 kids ooo.

The usage of white is symbolic even if most people don't know.

There is no need quoting me, just ask Google.

See, in the Catholic church, wearing white is not necessarily symbolic. You fit don born three still wear white...

Infact, you can be wedded even putting three-quarter trouser and polo with palms or anything provided it's decent,

In the church, the sacrament of matrimony goes beyond what you wear
Fashion / Re: Igbo Church Weddings With Isiagu New Trend by hardon1(m): 9:23pm On Oct 19, 2023
Catholic church...
That mother church and The most liberal church among christian denominations.

It's the first and will be the last...

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Business / Re: Naira Hits All-Time Low Of ₦1,152/$1 In Black Market by hardon1(m): 9:02pm On Oct 19, 2023
Kachidubem:
I'm a gamer ... the price of PS4 console still remains the biggest example I can use , still remains a mystery to me

How something that was 70k just 2015 is now 200k plus

Normally, the price should even come down since it an old console but for where.

Inflation will not still let you enjoy that small money you save in dollars... except you putting something really huge. cry

Na lie ,
Saving in dollars prepares you better for the inflation, because your dollar savings will increase as the inflation increases

Whereas in naira, your earning remains stagnant with rising inflation, especially if you are a salary earner; Unless you get a salary raise, else you get poorer

It might not affect biz owners as much as salary earners because biz owners increase price in line with how they bought while maintening same profit margin. The only way it will affect them is decrease in sales due to low patronage

That's why salary earners get hit hardest during soaring inflation like we have in naija today

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Family / Re: My Wife Complains When I Touch Her by hardon1(m): 11:48am On Oct 17, 2023
If.........
*this is not now she used to behave
*she is healthy
*you have not wronged her in anyway

Then...
Someone is fvcking her
Events / Re: Nigerian Man Spends 40m Naira At A Nightclub (pics/video) by hardon1(m): 5:59am On Oct 17, 2023
YellowbaMoslem:
That's around 40,000 Dollars.

People pay 75,000 Dollars per night just to rent a room at The mark hotel in New York.

Poverty mentality everywhere, na so people wey get 1 Billion Zimbabwean dollars go dey call themselves Billionaires.

Nigerian man wey no worth 1 Billion Naira is not a millionaire, because you don't worth upto a million dollars.

Unless everyone in Zimbabwe is a Billionaire grin

Sincerely, how much dey you bank account?
Crime / Re: Wife Pours Acid On Husband's Face Over N15,000 In Rivers (Photos) by hardon1(m): 7:58pm On Oct 16, 2023
Where she for see money buy acid on top 15k quarrel
Politics / Re: Inflation In Nigeria Climbs To 26.72% In September 2023 - NBS by hardon1(m): 2:03pm On Oct 16, 2023
The figure is beyond that

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Phones / Re: Why Your Family Should Know The Password To Your Phone -nigerian Woman Tells Men by hardon1(m): 8:02pm On Oct 15, 2023
Am still single tho, no one knows my password even my younger bro whom I chose as next of kin doesn't know my password.

But just in case.... there is a book visible on top of my shelve where I wrote down all my my account numbers and thier ATM pins, emails password, Blockchain and perfect money logins and passwords.

When wify come, I will definitely share.

I lot men have died with large sums of many lying fallow in secret bank accounts and wallets... And thier family suffer in penury

Wise up men!
Romance / Re: Video Of Single Ladies In Wedding Gowns Praying For A Life Partner (pics/video) by hardon1(m): 7:16am On Oct 15, 2023
Bigseven:
things of the Lord are foolish to the unwise. Marriage might not be a problem to you or your family. But trust me you don’t want to see a family that non is married and they are getting old or a family that a pattern is following them from generation to another, in some cases is premature death that runs the family. So when you see people doing things beyond the normal then you should either pray with em or align with em or keep shussshh and pass. Because you don’t have idea what is happening in their secret life though they look happy outside. Jesus loves you brother

See , they are just fattening the pastors pocket. Most of those ladies there have one or two guys hovering over them for commitment but they won't agree because they see the guy as"not their spec".

If you go deep down thier Hearts to decipher their prayer points as they pray, they are looking and calling at one man who has not even spoken to them, or who is frolicking with other girls or who is probably married. Some totally out of reach. God no dey answer that kind prayer

On another angle, some have an awfully bad character or habit that they are not willing to change. The pastors know this and won't being it to thier reality. Praying for a lady with bad character to have a good partner is like pray for good job for someone without certificate or skill, how e won take happen?


And men being who they are would rather have a woman who is not so pretty but respectful as a wife than a beautiful one without respect. They keep that one for themselves and use the pretty senseless ones as side chick and intimacy gadgets.

On the whole, I have noticed that women who focus on building and improving thier life, investing thier time in becomes a better and more respectful woman do have due suitors whether or not they have excess breast or excess nyash

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Family / Re: Married As A Virgin, Married For Love Yet..... by hardon1(m): 11:37am On Oct 14, 2023
preshpraiz:
It's 2.47 am here but I can't sleep, I hardly sleep these days.

My whole world is crumbling.
I have been a regular guest here for awhile now but had to register this morning, I need somewhere to pour out my heart, somewhere to dump my frustrations.

I came from a good, not so rich home but my parents were so hardworking.I had a good moral upbringing, went to tertiary institution and graduated with good grades.

While in school, I never had a boy friend though I had a lot of "chykers", never went clubbing, didn't socialize much.

Few months to the end of my NYSC, I met my husband. We got talking and boom, I fell in love with him. He is my ideal man....he doesn't drink nor smoke, gentle and soft spoken.

He wasn't earning much but it didn't bother me. I believe in working hard and growing with my man.

Now my regrets...
* The "angel" I married has refused to get a job after losing the last one during COVID 19.

He said he can never work in a private company again. His target is multinationals.

I encouraged him to pick up a job with private company while hoping for a bigger fish at least to support in taking care of the needs at home but he said no.

I'm left with taking care of our 3 kids, feeding, school fees and virtually every need at home. All he does is press phone, gamble and sleep.

Now our rent is due, no money.
I married as a virgin, married for love and not money, work my ass off, doing so many side hustle to shoulder the expenses at home. I'm tired. I regret all these.

When I see my "unserious" classmates on social media and sometimes offline, I weep. See them living large. I thought all the sacrifices I made way back will pay off now.
I have made up my mind that if he doesn't fix the rent, I will move back to my parent's house.

Kindly feel free to advise or bash me. Tankio

How does this concern being married as a virgin. I thought you wanted to say the man is a chronic womanizer or something

Madam be patient with him and don't bring virginity into everything. So shell should give your hobby work because you are a virgin

Being married as a virgin and life's/marital challenges are different things entirely. virgin or not, marriages face turbulence. He o ly lost his job, both of you will be fine

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia To Build A Nuclear Power Plant In Burkina Faso (Photos) by hardon1(m): 6:40pm On Oct 13, 2023
This junta will not leave power again, after tasting how sweet it is
Career / Re: How Much Are You Making As An Internet Content Creator? by hardon1(m): 10:56am On Oct 13, 2023
No content creator is talking?... shocked cool cool cool shocked

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Politics / Re: Foundation Stone Laying For Lithium Battery Factory In Nasarawa by hardon1(m): 8:51am On Oct 13, 2023
dominique:
By the time the factory starts operations, battery we were buying for ₦200 will skyrocket to ₦500. Let's just keep importing biko

Yes o, na wetin happen to rice, immediately they said the country has started producing rice sufficiently, person no fit see rice buy again.

Yeye country

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Romance / Re: What Will You Do If Your Date Does This? by hardon1(m): 8:53pm On Oct 10, 2023
Animegirl:
cheesy

Am not against it though...
But That thing is common with people with plenty friends who live fake life,
and people with low self esteem too

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Travel / Re: Japa: Checkout Out Four Friends (Nigeria Vs Abroad) by hardon1(m): 5:40pm On Oct 09, 2023
I don't know what any one will tell me o. All I know is that all the persons wey don jakpa to Europe or America wey I know are doing well and better than I am

My cousins in village who travelled, most of them have built house. Like They tell me; what they do there is not different from what that do here where you have a skill or certificate, it's exchange rate and better minimum wage system created by these foreign nation that helps them.

A friend of mine who sold his business centre and travelled to Ukraine last year September. He was job hunting for two months , got a job in December and suddenly the Ukraine Russian war broke and spoilt everything.

They were moved to Germany as refugees from Ukraine. While in camp in Germany, they were paid $400 (he sends stipends home from this amount)

The last time I chatted him. He is learning German language so he could take a short course on a skill
Family / Re: What Is The Common Regret People Have As They Get Older? by hardon1(m): 4:23pm On Oct 09, 2023
Zanzibar1:

On one of the posts on Facebook, one white man, I think 65 years old, said he wished he had less se while he was much younger...
I don't know why that was a regret, but thinking deep about it, I figured it out.

Sex requires alot of spending and it's a distraction.

You will only spend on sex if you really want to spend. Pussy is the only commodity without a fixed price. Toto can be 100K, 50K, 10K, 5K, 2K or even free depending. So it's up to u and your pocket

Why I wrote my first reply be say: during my nysc days, they were girls then who were ready to give me pussy 2/4/7, all they need was for me to consent. Also had similar experiences while in uni. I was forming gentle man and didn't wanna soil my name and self-respect.

Who self respect help today undecided. Sometimes when i reminisce, I wished I had smashed then all grin grin

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Romance / Re: Why I Stopped Masturbation by hardon1(m): 12:24am On Oct 09, 2023
rawfacts2023:


Reasons Why I Stopped Masturbation
It was a tough decision, but I have managed to stay off masturbation since January, 2023. I will like to share my reasons:
1. I never felt satisfied after doing it.
2. As a matter of fact, I always feel 'self abused' from it.
3. I always felt 'drained'.
4. Spiritually, I felt 'virtue' was coming out of me.
5. Finally, I felt it was not worth it.

Now, I am free.

So u replaced masturbation with fornication and u still get mouth to mention virtue

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Romance / Re: Why I Prefer Fair Ladies To Black Skinned Ones! by hardon1(m): 12:20am On Oct 09, 2023
Testiebobo:
Every man has his own taste on the type of lady he is attracted to. However, I admire and cherish fair ladies compared to dark skinned ladies. These are my reasons;
Fair ladies have a clearer and fresher skin tone compared to dark ladies
According to my own experience with ladies, dark ladies are the most evil ones. They are mostly filled with the most notourous ones.
Out of %100 of fair ladies that i knew in my entire life, %70 of them are very beautiful
The fact is that fair ladies look more beautiful and cute when they are annoyed and fustrated, but to the dark ones they look more uglier and most times look like chimpazees
And another fact is that i am dark in complexion but i dont fancy dark ladies. I also want to have fair skinned kids. Fair ladies are the sweetest and sexiest. DONT BE OFFENDED, IT IS MA CHOICE...

You like ogbono soup doesn't mean you have to condemn egusi soup. They are two different soups entirely and can't be compared directly

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