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Don't worry she's doing some abracadabra, it will show back soon


keep watching her and don't mind ur own business

dougivilla: They are real cakes. You may wish to goggle the term 'sugar craft' for urself.

the parked-shirt cake has convinced me

Who is gonna mimic this

hardbody: Chop and grow fat

hahahahaha... This ain't common at all.

kandiikane: The last one is ewww! Who go chop am.

And the dog one. Eww!

disgusting...
Not even sure if they are real cakes

Meritbaba: I know Seun and other Mods won't look into this not until we start posting it to all sections

maybe thats a better idea.

toba: you may kiss the bride. No pix for kissing

thats the only thing u want to see
ashewo

Hahahahaha... This is funny o but i like it

adedotman5: Nyc 1 mate,U can bank on me,1st is U ensure U get ur chicks from a reputable animal producer(as some will intentionally not complete their vaccination before disposing them to maximize profit)
2nd is to make sure ur cage is suitable by ensuring the have enough ventilation and that rain doesnt drop or fall in their cape to prevent coccidiosis
3rd thing is to ensure they are not exposed to sunlight or exessive heat to prevent outbreak of newcastle,I recomend U place the cage under a tree/shed in ur backyard but I deem d former as better,
Ensure U're close to them by knowin how active they are,this will help u know when they're sick,take note of things they do in d past and they are no longer doing,e.g,birds that go razzmatazz when u approach their cage early in d morning before now stand still when U approach them luks suspect,and U must figure out whats wron ASAP,
I'll also advice u hav a Veterinarian u consult if u feel the birds are not the birds U used to know.op u find this useful

thank u so much, but i'm thinking of passing light into their cage so they can use at night, won't that cause too much heat
And pls is there any special way of knowing the kind of sickness they are suffering from?

nikkykay: 30 days r September, April June and November
February is 28 alone oooo
all d rest r 31


Peace out

We sing it like this...
30 days has september, April, June and November, all the rest are 31, except February alone which has 28 days clear and 29 in each leap year!

Olastep1: pls, what exactly do u need guildance on? U're free to post ur questions and bookmark this page inorder to get ur answers faster

thanks bros, i really have interest poultry business, two cages are ready to start small.
So the chickens they say i will still need to give them drugs, and my problem now is what type of drug and how often will i give them.

Black black black sheep have u any wool,
yes sir, yes sir, three bag full
one for the master, one for the maid, and one for the little boy who is on the hill!

I have a little cough sir, in my little chest sir, any time i cough sir, it gives a little pain sir,
(kpoor kpoor) cough sir,
yee! yee!! pain sir!!!

A lion, a lion, a lion has a tail
it has a big head and a very small waist!

I also have passion for agriculture though I'm studying business admin, I think my love for animal makes me interested, now i'm planning in rearing of animals maybe i start from chickens, I have a two cages ready to start with little but I need someone that Will help with little guidance.

Remember this too

Winnie winnie winnie winnie (forgot that part),
daddy in the parlor watching film,
mummy in the kitchen cooking rice,
children in the garden playing ball. It is a goal!

And this when checking our finger nail in school;
wee ki o mo, ge e kanna e, jeun to dara lasiko ma jeun ju!

Vikin: The day is bright, it's bright and fair , o happy day, the day of joy!

The day is bright,it's bright and fair...oh happy day of joy....( the bad big boys will now echo..mama jellof rice! )

HOW MANY OF THESE MEMORIES CAN U REMEMBER?

First look at the exercise book, did you use it?

You must be able to recite/sing at least 10 of the under listed BY HEART:

1.


Some have food but cannot eat,

some can eat but have no food.

We have food and we can eat.

Glory be to thee o Lord. Amen.


2.

The day is bright is bright and fair

oh happy day, the day of joy

The day is bright is bright and fair

oh happy happy day!
3.

Oh my home o my home

when shall I see my home

when shall I see my native land

I will never forget my home!


4.

Holiday is coming [2x]

no more warning bells

no more teachers cane.

goodbye teachers, goodbye scholars

I’m going for a jolly holiday [2x]

5.

h-i-p- for d hip

for da hippopo p-o-p-o

for the hippopo nd t-a-m-u-s for da hippoptamus. Hippopotamus!
6.

Parents listen to your children

we are the leaders of tomorrow

try and pay our school fees

and give us good education


7.

I am a little sailor boy that comes from the sea

that comes from the sea just to marry you

Oh will u marry marry marry

will you marry me?


8.

8 o’clock is d time for school, don't be late in d morning.

8 o’clock is for boys and girls, come to school in da mornin.


9.

Morning has broken, like the 1st morning, blackbirds have spoken, like the 1st word

Praise for the singing. Praise for the morning, Praise for the evening, Fresh from the world.


10.

Now the day is over, night is drawing nigh, shadows of the evening, still across the skies

Glory to the father, Glory to the son, And to the blessed spirit, Whilst all ages run, Amen!


11.

Rain rain go away

come again another day

Little children want to play


12.

Tisha jowo, mo fe jegba temi

nami lowo, mashe nami nidi, tidimi babe,

mape baba mi wa, baba mi, a ba e ja.


13.

All things bright and beautiful, all creature great and small

all things bright and wonderful,

the lord God made them all.

He gave us eyes to see them

And lips that we might tell

He gave us all thing well.
14.

Bojuboju o oh! Oloro m’bo! e para mo o oh!

Se kin si, Shii!! shi shi shi shi Shii!!

Eni toloro ba mu , a paaa je (A paa jee!!)


15.

Jack and Jill went up to a hill,

To fetch a pail of water

jack fell down and broke his Leg,

And jill came tum b ling after(wonder what they really went to do up that hill)


16.

My mother, who sat and watched my infant head

when sleeping on my cradle bed, and tears affectionately shed,

My Mother

When pain and sickness makes me cry,you gaze upon my heavy eye and pray to God that I shouldn’t die,

My Mother,


17.

Row Row Row your Boat

Gently down the stream

Merrily merrily merrily merrily

Life is but a dream.


18.

Old Rodger is dead and gone to his grave, hmm!!, haa!!, gone to his grave

He planted an apple tree over his head, hmm!!, haa!!, over his head

The apple grew ripe and ready to drop, hmm!!, haa!!, ready to drop

There came an old woman to pick them all up, hmm!!, haa!!, pick them all up

Old Rodger got up and gave her a knock, hmm!!, haa!!, gave her a knock

(can't remember the rest)


19.

Papa mama school no dey,

Wetin happen?

Our teacher dey soak gari for school

Which kind gari?

Ijebu garri

, cele wata,

oyinbo groundnut,

mola sugar

20.

RIVERS IN AFRICA ARE

RIVERS IN AFRICA ARE

NILE , NIGER,

BENUE , CONGO

ORANGE , LIMPONPO

ZABENZI

21.

Wherever you go (go go go n go)

Wherever you see (sisi eko)

Do not say yes, when you mean to sayno(Baba Ibadan)

22.

Sannda lily, sanda lily3x

Sanda lily, sanda li
ly
(Which is the way many of us were taught)

23.

I am a teacher (lawyer, doctor etc) in my country

Every body knows me well

If you look me up and down you will see that its true!

HOW MANY OF THESE MEMORIES CAN U REMEMBER?
First look at the exercise book, did you use it?
You must be able to recite/sing at least 10 of the under listed BY HEART:
1.

Some have food but cannot eat,
some can eat but have no food.
We have food and we can eat.
Glory be to thee o Lord. Amen.

2.
The day is bright is bright and fair
oh happy day, the day of joy
The day is bright is bright and fair
oh happy happy day!
3.
Oh my home o my home
when shall I see my home
when shall I see my native land
I will never forget my home!

4.
Holiday is coming [2x]
no more warning bells
no more teachers cane.
goodbye teachers, goodbye scholars
I’m going for a jolly holiday [2x]

5.
h-i-p- for d hip
for da hippopo p-o-p-o
for the hippopo nd t-a-m-u-s for da hippoptamus. Hippopotamus!
6.
Parents listen to your children
we are the leaders of tomorrow
try and pay our school fees
and give us good education

7.
I am a little sailor boy that comes from the sea
that comes from the sea just to marry you
Oh will u marry marry marry
will you marry me?

8.
8 o’clock is d time for school, don't be late in d morning.
8 o’clock is for boys and girls, come to school in da mornin.

9.
Morning has broken, like the 1st morning, blackbirds have spoken, like the 1st word
Praise for the singing. Praise for the morning, Praise for the evening, Fresh from the world.

10.
Now the day is over, night is drawing nigh, shadows of the evening, still across the skies
Glory to the father, Glory to the son, And to the blessed spirit, Whilst all ages run, Amen!

11.
Rain rain go away
come again another day
Little children want to play

12.
Tisha jowo, mo fe jegba temi
nami lowo, mashe nami nidi, tidimi babe,
mape baba mi wa, baba mi, a ba e ja.

13.
All things bright and beautiful, all creature great and small
all things bright and wonderful,
the lord God made them all.
He gave us eyes to see them
And lips that we might tell
He gave us all thing well.
14.
Bojuboju o oh! Oloro m’bo! e para mo o oh!
Se kin si, Shii!! shi shi shi shi Shii!!
Eni toloro ba mu , a paaa je (A paa jee!!)

15.
Jack and Jill went up to a hill,
To fetch a pail of water
jack fell down and broke his Leg,
And jill came tum b ling after(wonder what they really went to do up that hill)

16.
My mother, who sat and watched my infant head
when sleeping on my cradle bed, and tears affectionately shed,
My Mother
When pain and sickness makes me cry,you gaze upon my heavy eye and pray to God that I shouldn’t die,
My Mother,

17.
Row Row Row your Boat
Gently down the stream
Merrily merrily merrily merrily
Life is but a dream.

18.
Old Rodger is dead and gone to his grave, hmm!!, haa!!, gone to his grave
He planted an apple tree over his head, hmm!!, haa!!, over his head
The apple grew ripe and ready to drop, hmm!!, haa!!, ready to drop
There came an old woman to pick them all up, hmm!!, haa!!, pick them all up
Old Rodger got up and gave her a knock, hmm!!, haa!!, gave her a knock
(can't remember the rest)

19.
Papa mama school no dey,
Wetin happen?
Our teacher dey soak gari for school
Which kind gari?
Ijebu garri
, cele wata,
oyinbo groundnut,
mola sugar
20.
RIVERS IN AFRICA ARE
RIVERS IN AFRICA ARE
NILE , NIGER,
BENUE , CONGO
ORANGE , LIMPONPO
ZABENZI
21.
Wherever you go (go go go n go)
Wherever you see (sisi eko)
Do not say yes, when you mean to sayno(Baba Ibadan)
22.
Sannda lily, sanda lily3x
Sanda lily, sanda li ly
(Which is the way many of us were taught)
23.
I am a teacher (lawyer, doctor etc) in my country
Every body knows me well
If you look me up and down you will see that its true!

Yheeeee!!!


God punish devil, 5-0 in final.

binger: A man lost his temper and sanity for a moment,and stabbed the wife. Why blame the woman 4 questioning her hubby?thereby absolving the irresponsible guy of every blame

i blame the woman too cos she calls for it, he had cleared himself that he didn't but she still go ahead to challenge him causing him to lose is temper, why would i blame panstil is because of his inability to control anger,knowing the kind of personality he his, but still women can be tempting too.
Hope he gets out of this.

Feraz: Nice!!!
Dolphins sleep with an eye closed while the other is on the look out for predators.....
A giraffe must always spread its legs before drinking water......
Don't know about this much but it is said that out of a shark, a moth and a bear, a moth has a wider sense of smell than the other two......

i don't know about wild life but i think the reason why giraffe spread thier legs is for balance.


se mi get e

This isn't ordinary, its extra-ordinary.
But how can dis be possible, i mean how will she concentrate on what she writing on the left and the right at the same time
Does she possess two brains

Taaaaa!
A$$-a₪al striker or ars-enal striker

[quote author=Curious_city]I made same suggestion about 2 months ago(https://www.nairaland.com/1143932/open-letter-seun-need-agric), but seems it fell on hard rocks. I still can't understand why NYSC,Education, Fashion, Culture, Food etc are given full sections, yet our major of food, employment and income is neglected. We all clamor for development and employment, yet we neglect or overlook this vital sector of economy.

I support your suggestion 101%. Someone should act on this!![/quote]You are very well on point.
I wonder what they are still thinking or do they still need to cast vote on this?
If there is a section for food why not for agriculture

Please act fast on this.

Why e be say na valentine's day bad thing dey happen like this.

The dress code of that day sef no make me like am

RED WHITE
§ & §
evil ghost

donedy: I don't know why most of this ritual killings are carried out by Yorubas. For Goodnesss sake, we've grown past this.

money is the root of all evil

Money! Money!! Money!!!

domack99: Good suggestion, this can be a sub section under business forum

Exactly my thought too

Another horror movie titled:
THE UGLY COUPLE

chiscoken: This is not a joke... Who told you that technology can generate thunder dat can aford to be active on the day of his holiness resignation or coincedance...why on the day of resignation and dis evening...my brother grow up and believ in God...his holiness may d good lord strengthen u...d see of the catholic legion will alwaz be rembered

may be a coincidence i think.

Good day sir/ma, please this is just a suggestion.

I am thinking maybe there should be an agricultural section where we will be able to give advice and help one another especially on rearing of livestock,thus to improve agriculture.

Thanks

Kill them
the pastor should die two times, unless he had not been preaching the gospel...
But he is a pastor, cruxcify him

anijunsi2012: Well, I suppose the best gift a man can give to his wife varries at different stages of their marrage.firstly,make her feel womanly....secondly, show her ur responsibilty as her husband and thirdly, never turn back on her.

and after all this Women Will still force to do even what u never wish to do for them, when dey get too soaked in it, may not be all but 80% of them.

Before, we use to dough pot-holes but now we decide which one to run into...