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President-elect Muhammadu Buhari needs N1 trillion naira on May 29,
2015 or within his first 90 days in office.
Clearly, nobody is pretending anymore that Nigeria is not broke.
President Jonathan’s finance minister/the coordinating minister of the
economy, Mrs. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, has given up any pretense that she has a
clue as to how to rescue Nigeria’s economy from total collapse. Recently, she
confessed that sourcing where to borrow money has been more than a
nightmare. In her own words, it has been causing her hypertension.
And borrowing, she had been doing with alacrity. The Central Bank of Nigeria
recently announced that the federal government has over-spent by N365.3bn
between July-Dec 2014. The minister herself announced that, "We've borrowed
N473bn out of the N882bn we are allowed to borrow this year.” So there is no
room to borrow a lot more. And borrowing to pay workers’ salaries and pay oil
marketers for oil subsidy is as dumb as throwing bags of money into River
Niger.
Meanwhile, Nigeria’s debt profile has risen to N12 trillion, which is about three
times our annual budget.
Despite the staggering debt ratio to the size of Nigeria’s economy, Nigeria still
needs to pay workers. And since President Jonathan and Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala
decided to include only about N150 billion in the 2015 budget for oil subsidy,
when in the last four years they have spent an average of N800 billion a year,
there is an urgent need for money to keep the basic elements of the economy
going as the new government settles in.
The Nigerian workers cannot go for another three months without pay. The
consequences of that for the new government will be dire. And the Nigerian
consumers of petrol cannot go for another three months of long lines at gas
stations and live with fuel sold at exorbitant prices. And that will continue until
oil marketers are paid the outstanding debt owed them or someone figured out
how to stop them from holding Nigeria hostage.
In the last 16 years of the People’s Democratic Party rule, the political class
squandered an equivalent of $500 billion US dollars. To go back to find the
books, including those already reduced to ashes, open them, separate the
scratched off figures from the original figures and prosecute those whose
fingerprints were on the record books would be a difficult task. An easier way
would be a mixture of plea-bargains, fees, surcharges, amnesties and luxury
taxes imposed on these categories of past and present officials, all aimed at
recovering a fraction of our commonwealth fleeced over the last 16 years.
So here are the top ten places President Jonathan can get N1 trillion naira.
1.) Go to the 36 governors that served with Olusegun Obasanjo from 1999 -
2007. Offer them immunity from prosecution if they will all return N2.5 billion
naira each for every four years in power. Those who spent eight years in
office should return N5 billion each. After all, most of them were facing
charges totaling over N100 billion before their files disappeared from the
EFCC. That will give President Buhari N180 billion naira.
2.) Go to the 36 governors that served with Umaru Ya’Adua and Goodluck
Jonathan from 2007 - 2015. Offer them immunity from prosecution if they will
all return N5 billion naira each for every four years in power. Those who spent
eight years in office should return N10 billion each. After all, most of them
collected over N2.5 bn each year as security votes. That will give President
Buhari N360 billion naira.
3. Get all former Directors of the NNPC in the last 16 years. Offer them
immunity from prosecution if they will all return N1billion for every year they
were directors. Having been part of an agency of the government that does
not know how much oil the multinational corporations are drilling out each day
and cannot account for the crude oil dedicated for domestic consumption, and
have failed to report revenues from natural gas sales in years, they should
each give the government N1 billion and we let bygone be bygone. This will
give Buhari at least N100 billion.
3.) President Buhari should cancel all import waivers given to religious
leaders in Nigeria for 2015. Nigeria lost billions of naira just on the waivers
given to Pastors Adeboye, Oyedepo, Oritsejafor and their likes under the
Obasanjo-Jonathan administration - waivers they used to import expensive
cars and luxury goods. Who knows what the big Imams get in waivers? Right
there, another N50 billion will be readily available.
4.) A 50% cut in the salaries and allowances of members of the Nigerian
House of Representative. At $1.4 million each for 360 members, Buhari can
easily get $252 million dollars, which is over N40 billion. In the senate, with
109 senators each making $1.7 million, a 50% cut in their pay package will give
President Buhari over N14.8 billion naira.
5.) President Buhari should audit the record books of the government with
oil importers. A good auditing firm will easily unearth stolen wealth of the
nation. Past audits have shown substantial stealing on their part. In a 2012
audit conducted by Mr. Aigboje Aig-Imoukhuede of the subsidy claims of 2011,
discovered that the Federal Government had overpaid importers and marketers
of petrol by a whopping N430 billion naira. Of this amount, less than N30
billion was ever recovered. Since these so-called cabals are friends of every
government in power, the president should just ask them to refund N300 billion
and we will let bygones be bygone.
6.) The president should, as a matter of urgency, investigate and evaluate all
workers associated with the importation of fuel into Nigeria. Those found
wanting should be prosecuted and fired. A good investigation of their assets
and accounts will recover at least N10 billion. The same thing should be done
with staff of the NNPC, both those serving and the retired staff. A good
investigation will net over N10 billion.
7.) Go to all the ministers who served from 1999-2015. Depending on the
ministry they manned, how long they manned the ministry and the budget of
each ministry, each minister would be assessed. A special surcharge of each
minister could net the government another N50 billion.
8.) The security votes of all state governors should be cut by 50%. At an
average of N300 million a month, it runs up to N3.6 billion for a year each. For
the 36 state governors, that amount is N129.6 billion naira. A 50% cut will give
President Buhari N64.8 billion a year.
9.) The president should close half of Nigerian missions abroad in a major
scale back and find other countries to manage Nigeria’s consular affairs. That
will save at least N10 billion.
10.) Along with that, the government will impose a significant luxury tax on
people who own private jets, luxury boats and those who own houses worth
over N0.5 billion naira. If you may, just call it one-time tax to help feed
Nigerian public school children. Let us see the billionaire that will grumble
about giving a little back to help educate the disadvantaged. That will bring in
another N100 billion.
Putting the savings together, we have N1.19 trillion for the President. That will
be enough seed money to give the incoming government a breathing room to
assess the damage done to the economy in the last 16 years.
Alternatively, President Buhari could move in security forces to the Niger Delta
and stop crude oil theft. Since 2009, crude oil thieves have been increasing
the amount of Nigeria’s oil that they steal. According to the 2012 Ribadu
Report, crude oil thieves steal over 100,000 barrels a day. That is over $3.6
billion dollars a year. Some foreign sources put the figure of oil theft at
250,000 barrels a day. Mrs. Okonjo-Iweala in 2013 told the Vanguard
newspaper that the loss to oil theft could be up to $12 billion.
Now, that is over a trillion naira. QED!

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Portraying a gud role 4 himself

Abuja, Nigeria, 06 May 2015: In what appears to be
an unusual step to demonstrate his leadership style,
the President-elect, General Muhammadu Buhari,
has instructed police and military security personnel
attached to him to respect traffic regulations during
his movements.
In a statement released by his media team in Abuja,
General Buhari said law abiding would be the guiding
philosophy of his administration, adding “without
leadership by example, the ordinary citizens would
become copycats of the lawlessness of their leaders.”
The President-elect explained that the “arrogance of
power, lawlessness and disregard for the rights and
convenience of fellow citizens would have no place in
his government.”
According to him, for leaders to inspire respect, they
must obey the laws of country, adding that when
leaders treat the country’s laws with contempt, they
might send the wrong message to the citizens.
General Buhari lamented a situation where fellow
citizens are punished at traffic points and public
roads because of the “arrogant lawlessness of the
leaders.”
He said in a democracy, leaders should not inflict
inconveniences and other unbearable ordeals on the
citizens for their own comfort.
The President-elect advised his military and police
security personnel to be in tune with his philosophy
of “bringing the rule of law in the conduct of leaders
during their movements on public roads.”
Signed:
Garba Shehu
Directorate of Media & Publicity
APC Presidential Campaign
Abuja

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An investigation by SaharaReporters has revealed
that several top civil servants and political figures in
Delta State are involved in a fraudulent scheme by
the state’s civil service commission. The fraud entails
the sale of civil service jobs to desperate job
seekers for as much as N1.5 million each.
Our investigators discovered the sale of employment
slots began several weeks ago. Initially, slots were
being sold for between N700,000 and N900,000, but
skyrocketed to N1.5 million as hordes of job
seekers scrambled for the few, though undisclosed,
number of available jobs.
As far back as 2013, Governor
Emmanuel Uduaghan had given the civil
service commission the go-ahead to recruit workers.
The commission required applicants to purchase
application forms at N2,000 each in the form of bank
drafts. The rest of the employment process was then
to be completed online via an Internet site created by
the commission.
However, public outcry over the fraud-
ridden process led Mr. Uduaghan to prohibit the sale
of employment forms, to shut the website, and to
refund fees to applicants who had paid.
SaharaReporters learned that the commission never
carried out the governor’s order to refund fees.
In March this year, the commission released the
names of about 2,000 applicants shortlisted
to be interviewed at the commission's headquarters
in Asaba, the state capital.
However, several sources in the state told
SaharaReporters that, instead of issuing employment
letters to successful shortlisted applicants, the
commission began to sell job slots to the highest
bidders, most of them people who were not
shortlisted for the jobs.
“What is happening at the commission is nothing but
corruption and fraud,” said a staff member of the
commission, who said he was outraged by the sale of
jobs. He added: “Imagine, those who were shortlisted
are not been contacted. Rather, people who
never applied or sat for interviews are being issued
with employment letters at N700,000, N800,000 and
N900,000 depending on their power of negotiation.”
Our sources said the fraud was being
perpetrated with the knowledge of the board. An
infuriated state employee said, “I can mention
categorically the names of those involved in this
racket. They include the commission's chairman, Mr.
Tetsola Emmanuel, Mrs. Tialobi Roseline, Tuedon
Richard, Mr. Andrew Akanigha, Pastor
Ifeanyi Agbeyeke—who areall members of the board
of the commission. And then there are Mr. Jerry
Agbaike, the Permanent Secretary, and other
directors. They are all perpetrating this evil and
denying Deltans their opportunity of gainful
employment.”
Our sources disclosed that a senior administrative
officer, Eboh Goddey Oghenero, acts as the
front for the commission's chairman, board
members and directors in their corrupt scheme to
sell employment opportunities.
A newly employed female employee told
SaharaReporters that one of her friends bought a job
slot for N1.5 million. “After paying the money, within
three days an employment letter was issued to
him and he was posted to a ministry,” she said.
One source at the commission revealed that at least
15 applicants paid money into Mr. Oghenero's bank
account in Fidelity Bank with account
number 6050871390. The payments ranged
from N750, 000 to N1.5 million, according to the
finding by our investigative team.
Some outraged staff at the commission said the
officials should be challenged to provide the
original list of shortlisted job applicants as well
as the list of those that have been issued letters of
appointment. “You’ll see that the two lists are
different,” one commission official said.
Contacted by one of our citizen reporters, the
chairman of the commission, Mr. Tetsola
Emmanuel, denied the sale of employment slots. But
the correspondent reported that Mr. Emmanuel was
visibly shaking and looked dazed. When asked follow-
up questions, he was unable to offer any
coherent answers.
An undercover reporter contacted Mr. Oghenero,
posing as a prospective applicant. Mr. Oghenero then
gave the reporter the same account details in Fidelity
Bank, instructing the reporter to deposit the sum of
N1.5 million and thereafter forward his personal and
academic details to Mr. Oghenero’s mobile phone
number. Mr. Oghenero also asked the undercover
reporter to come in three days for his appointment
letter.
“Just do all I have told you, I have given you the
account details already,” the reporter quoted Mr.
Oghenero as saying. According to the reporter, the
rogue administrative officer also reassured him by
showing a list of people who had paid and had
received their appointment letters and posts. He said
Mr. Oghenero added, “Don’t be scared that you didn’t
purchase the form before or come for the interviews.
Once you pay, you get your appointment letter.”
The undercover reporter said Mr. Oghenero
identified himself as “a senior admin officer.” He
added that the front in the employment scam
asserted that the commission’s board chairman,
directors, and board commissioners “are aware of
the payments. We just front for them and after
payment we get our own cut. In most cases I deal
directly with my madam, Mrs. Tialobi Roseline, the
first commissioner in the board who will perfect the
appointment letters at the receipt of the cash. As I
told you, it’s a secret deal which the commission is
fully involved [in].”
Our sources at the commission as well as
some applicants who were earlier shortlisted
have urged Governor Uduaghan to set up a panel to
investigate the fraud at the commission. “His
Excellency, Dr. Uduaghan should probe what has
been going on. And anybody found wanting should
be made to face the music,” an angry commission
staff told SaharaReporters.

A 33 year old Hashimu Suleiman, who trekked from
Lagos to Abuja to celebrate the victory of the
President-Elect Muhammadu Buhari arrived today, to
a rousing crowd of Abuja residents who trooped out
to catch a glimpse of him.

He arrived to Abuja around 5pm, and was in the
company of security operatives protecting him from
overzealous fans looking to take photographs with
Mr. Suleiman.
Hashimu Suleiman vowed to embark on a solo trek
from Lagos to Abuja if All Progressives Congress
(APC) presidential candidate Muhammadu Buhari
emerged as the winner of the March 28th general
election.
Suleiman’s arrival in Abjua caused traffic jams along
the Kubwa expressway where thousands of fans
gathered to see him.
Speaking to the Journalists in the midst of crowd
Suleiman said that he wanted to fulfill a promise he
made two years ago. “I made a promise for this
mission to show my love for the leader of the
masses, General Muhammadu Buhari and for the 13
days journey I have embarked upon, I have
condemned five pairs of canvass shoes.”
However, there are questions that Suleiman did not
address to the reporters who interviewed him upon
his arrival to Abuja.
Ahmad Salkida, who witnessed Mr. Suleiman’s arrival
to Abuja, said that “I am not good at maths or
physics but did Suleiman use a compass or other
modern equipments to track his movements?”
“What is the expert accound on the number of hours
a man like Suleiman needs to cover such a distance?”
he added.
Hashimu Suleiman told reporters at the scene that
the journey took 13 days. However he did not provide
important details on the time he left Lagos or the
going away celebrations he may have had.
Significantly, Mr. Suleiman also did not explain his
walking and resting schedule along the arduous
746Km journey, which would be more than a 9 hour
drive by car.
Mr. Suleiman also did not explain the people he met
along his more than two week walk, or where he
stayed during the journey.
President-Elect Buhari does not know Mr. Hashimu,
but he promised to see upon his arrival to Abuja. As
at time of filling this report he was being led into the
City Center by an unprecedented crowd who
accompanied and policemen who are controlling the
crowd around him.

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*Mario Balotelli(Gangster Rapper/hip hop)
*Wayne Rooney(Boxing)
*Gerrald Pique(Taxi Driver)
*Bacary Sagna(Native doctor)
*Oliver Giroud(Modelling)
*Daniel Osvaldo(Actor)
*Aristedi Bance(Armed Robber)
*Ramires(Sugar-cane seller)
*Scott Parker(Choir master)
*Raheem Sterling(Athletics)
*Daniel Agger(Art)
*Gervinho(native doctor)....
*kaka(evangelist)
*Ronaldo(love-vendor)
*messi(house boy)
*lampard(pastor)
*sturigde(streetboy)
*bale(hunter)
*benzema(crown prince)
*carrick(estatemanager)
*anderson(street hip pop)
*luiz(militant)
*de gea(sales boy)
*cahill(pundit)
*kompany(military)
*wilfred bony(farmer)
*yaya toure(bodygaurd)
*Luis Suarez (vampire)
*Ba (imam)
*Ozil (Eye witness)
*Ibrahimovic be looking like Colombia drug
smuglers

Wilshere(Area boy)
Sanchez(Drug dealer)
Diego Costa
(Tailor)

Fellaini(motor park chairman).
Sergio Ramos(hire
killer)


Willian(drug baron/athlete)
Neymar(sex machine)


Peter cech(hocker or horse rider)
Pepe(millitant)
Mangala(igbo seller)
Gyan(hip hop singer)

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Nine Arab and African drug smugglers were arrested
in the United Arab Emirates (UAE) for possessing 13
kilogram of heroin and 34,000 narcotic pills, state
news agency WAM reported on Saturday.
The arrests were the result of five separate
operations carried out in February and March this
year across the UAE.
These operations were executed by UAE’s anti-
narcotics agency in coordination with its neighbour
country Oman.
The Gulf Arab state UAE shares a 450 kilometer long,
mostly mountainous and deserted border with its
south-eastern neighbour Oman.
Colonel Saeed Abdullah Al Suwaidi, the chief of the
anti-narcotics federal directorate general at the
ministry of interior, said “the vigilant anti-narcotic
teams had dealt a severe blow to drug traffickers
thanks to the constructive cooperation with their
counterparts in Oman.”
Al-Suwaidi said the team has foiled first two attempts
to smuggle 12,500 kilogram of heroin into UAE by two
Arab and African suspects upon Oman’s intelligence.
In the third and fourth operations, he said, two
African women were arrested for possessing 500
grams of heroin while 22,500 narcotic tablets were
captured in Dubai. Three Arab suspects were
apprehended.
In the final operation, which took place in Ras Al
Khaimah, 9,000 narcotic tablets were seized in
possession of two Arab and African suspects.
The report did not reveal the exact nationalities of
the nine suspects.
Drug traffickers and drug sellers can face life
sentences or even capital punishment if convicted by
a UAE court.

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Akinwunmi Ambode voting during Lagos
governorship election on Saturday
With over 90% of votes collated across Lagos state
Saharareporters can conclusively state that
Akinwunmi Ambode of the All Progressives Congress
(APC) has won majority of votes cast during
Saturday's gubernatorial election in Lagos state.
Lagos governorship election results 90% reporting
Mr. Ambode defeated Jimi Agbaje of the People's
Democratic Party (PDP) to become Governor-elect.
The Independent National Electoral Commission
(INEC) will annunce final official results later today.

SaharaReporters citizen journalists have reported the
latest unconfirmed poll results from Oyo State. These
results are unconfirmed by INEC, which is the only
entity empowered to official declare results and
winners.
OYO
Ibadan North LG, Ward 4 unit 19a
Gubernatorial:
APC 34
SDP 18
PDP 10
Accord 44
LP 26

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Mr.presido to gba adua

He knws his nt going to win d 2nd term cause of what he has done

D grave shld atleast b 600ft

Plz moderator help put it in headline

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 At 19, he married a 61-year-old woman who divorced him on April 1st (a year later)  because of his foolishness & d worst of it iz dat, he used to read all kinds of fake stories like you are doing now.

April Fooooooooooool!!!

Story for Gods

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