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see oppressor o...so we should die abi??...why cant u kuku block the entire bridge ...anyway the car is nice...i pray 4 such

Asif have known they would be ibo girls de love Indecency die... cant u just find a cucumber and masturbate d hell outta urself

Asif have known they would be ibo girls de love Indecency die... sex is overrated afterall why cant u just find a cucumber and masturbate d hell outta urself

#3 Billion 4 engagement ring? and u thnk u go enter heaven abi? God Dey

Who voted this??....the ugly thing that have even sag...chai

GetUmad:
Let's for once pretend as if we already didn't know the songs below and you're just coming across the lyrics for the very first time. Imagine you stumbled on a book containing lyrics below written by your kid cousin or child, wouldn't you just laugh it off? Would you even take it serious.




Skin Tight
Mr Eazi
If you give your heart to me
I no go let you go
Wey I no go do you basa basa
Baby trust in me
When you give your heart to me
I no go let you go
Wey I no go do you basa basa
Baby trust in me
I go dey your body like skin tight
Wey I go dey by your side
Them times wey I no get sika
You dey by my side
So make I dey your body like skin tight
Wey I go dey by your side
'Cause them times when I no get sika
You dey by my side
Oh na na na na
Eeeeey my baby o
Oh sweetie o
Eeeyyyy my baby o
Ooh
Nobody show me love like my baby
You be the only one for me
Only one for me
You be the only one that I need
Sekeof when I no get ee
You no be runaway
You stay with me
Baby now I don't get ee
Make you no runaway stay with me
'Cause me and you were meant to be


PANA LYRICS
[Hook]
[Chorus]
Baby, Pana
Baby, Pana
Anywhere that you go
I go follow you dey go
Baby, Pana
Baby, Pana
My love for you will never die, will never die
[Bridge]
[Verse 1]
'Say love is a beautiful thing
Girl you dey cool my temper
Love is a wonderful tender feeling
You dey give me ginger
Eh, 'say baby dancey-dancey, dance
All the beauty in your eyes dey give me life oh-ooh
Make we give the Lord thanks oh
For the sake eh-eeh, for the sake of love oh
Eh Baby,
For your sake I go kill show oh, eh-eh
Show you love like you’ve never seen before
[Hook]
(na you I dey play ball oh)
We go drive around for my Porsche oh
[Chorus]
Baby, Pana
Baby, Pana
Anywhere that you go
I go follow you dey go
Baby, Pana
Baby, Pana
My love for you will never die, will never die
[Bridge]
[Verse 2]
Eh, nwayocha .. nwayocha
You see, you have taken my love oh-ooh
I cannot understand how I'm feeling
You are my woman-crush oh
Nwayoma .. nwayoma
You see, nna maka m'isi oh
Owee'owe, eh .. owee'owee, owee'owe
M'baby, me no go let you go, sure
I will always be your lover, ah
For your sake I go killi show oh, eh
Show you love that you’ve never seen before
[Hook]
(..folake oh, fola oh)
We go drive around for my Porsche oh
[Chorus]
Baby, Pana
Baby, Pana
Anywhere that you go
I go follow you dey go
Baby, Pana
Baby, Pana



Tecno

Afa-m'ubu Al'-haji Te-ki-no

Folake, gimme love oh
Na you dey catchi my shot oh
For your sake, I go go church oh
We go drive around for my Porsche oh » pls so far what sense is therein? Must you form rhymes by all means? It's just so nursery
They say you like wahala oh
Eh, I getti wahala oh »
They say you like cassava
I getti big cassava »
Eva-Eva oh baby, Eva-Eva
Baby you too sweet, fajaba »
My baby, dance to the Lagbaja »
Make I take you to Gwagwalada »
Eva-Eva oh baby, Eva-Eva
Baby you too sweet, fajita (meaning?) »

My baby, dance to the Lagbaja (where's the Lagbaja to be danced to) »

Make I take you to Gwagwalada (is that where your sense is or you parked there?) »

dibi-daba-diba-dobo
Adaba-dibi-daba-dede-baba
(and all these mumbo-jumbo just to complete a track)





If by Davido


my money my body na your own
if i tell you say i love you o
my money my body na your own o baby
thirty billion for the account o
versace, gucci for your body o
no do, no do
no do, garagara for me
no do, no do
no do senrere o
no do, no do
no do, shakara o we
no do, no do
no do, garagara for me o, eh
girl you’re beautiful too
my number one tuntun (meaning?)

sip burukututu (what has burukututu got to do with me being beautiful why should I sip it? When it could just be a total turn off for a lady you're trying to woo)

for your love i tutu ( meaning? This was when I knew it had something to do with Tecno. Strings of meaningless and nursery rhymes)

i go chook you chuku chuku O ( person wey u dey toast u wan chook am chukuchuku abeg which sense dey am? Who does that?)

biko obianuju
shey you do me juju
cos im feeling the juju
shake it o, take it (what is she catching and shaking, biko no one should hold brief for him here)

i wanna catch it o ,take it
you can have it o,take it
you know i gat this o,take it
i love you, i love you
i love you, i love you
there’s nothing above you
there’s nothing above you
above you above you
bridget eh
i like your mini skirt o ( what tha........ Mini skirt? Are you for real? who use this line to woo a lady in 2017, OMG)

oh girl you carry sense o (no she for carry stupidity, how dt one take relate? So na this kain thing u go go dey yan a lady and she nor go think say u are sick. So incoherent and not romantic at all)

if i tell say i love you o
my money, my body na your own o baby
thirty billion for the account o yeh
versace and gucci for your body o baby


MAJORITY OF NIGERIAN SUPPOSED LOVE SONGS SHOULD CARRY A CAVEAT ; PLS DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME


Gone are those days you'd copy a love song and use it words for words to ask that your secondary school classmate out. Days of ; All my life by KC&JOJO, unbended knee, BoyzIImen.... Guess what? It never failed. Say it and watch her smiling even chuckling, going back to her hostel gushing about it with her friend and next day you see them all admiring you. Pls go ahead and use those ones pasted above on a lady, I could only imagine the reaction that would follow .

FACT:
MAJORITY OF THE PEOPLE THAT WOULD CLAIM THEY LOVE ANY OF THESE SONGS CAN'T PROUDLY SAY WHAT PARTICULAR MESSAGE THEY CARRY. THEY ONLY GET TO LOVE IT AS A RESULT OF FONDNESS GROWN FOR IT THROUGH CONSTANT AIRPLAY. The more you hear a song the more you grow fond of it. Also many people that would not see any thrash in these songs are those ones that go to beer palor or clubs all the time. When you constantly listen to songs under the influence of alcohol, you'd definitely have nothing against it but love it.

Nice write up... this has summarized it all

Sebastine1994:
I have come to love Nairaland. Today is my 8th month of joining Nairaland. Sometimes I just come online because of the comments. But what actually motivate you to comment on Nairaland?
For me it is to counter a wrong notion. What somebody is confidently saying a lie, I feel it is a duty to stand up against such an abominable display of ineptitude.

Weldon sir

library scientists

is it that u won't kneel down to propose because your girlfriend will possess all the attributes u have listed above or what??...I don't understand o

idonbilivit....See as de are looking like hungry tigers....End time people

after all this nah....some people still likes this mysterious prophecy...God help us all

olatunji21:
For?

Aspiring to Study economics in UI

olatunji21:
Eng, Maths, Econs, Govt

Can sum1 use diz combo. :eng,acct,econs and math

olatunji21:
Eng, Maths, Econs, Govt

tenkz bro

plz what the jamb combo for economics in UI

plz what is the jamb combo 4 economics in UI

Harry4cas:
[b]i hope you've by now fallen in love with your course? Statistics is a very nice course buddy. We're in the era of numbers, data analysis and market research. Make good use of this opportunity my friend. Get yourself a be-fitting present of a good grade at the end of it all because only then will you be filled with the euphoria of endless possibilites in this road you've soely decided to trade on.

It's not easy at all but it's worth it, everything. Yeah i can't but mention that with a certification such as that of B.Sc STATISTICS you're eligible to work in any damn place.

Just like you know, "anywhere" is not just anywhere at all. you have to decide on your preffered area of specialization. It could be Quantity control, Time series, Experimental Analysis and Design, Econometrics, Epidemology etc....

Try to be proficient in atleast one computer programming language ( it will come in handy ). Statistical programming itself is a willy-nilly here. You have to know them all if possible ( R+, Cspro, spss, mintlab, stata coupled with Excel etc... )

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I was once the one asking this questions you ask now, i hated the course not just because i applied for ICT and i was given Statistics but as time may have it i grew to learn that it was the best thing that has ever happened to me.[/b]

yes o bro............av fallen in love with d course already ....""YOU CAN WORK IN ANY FUCKING PLACE""........dt statement always make me happy........ STA 111 is reli interesting........I pray am successful with d course......


tenkz 4 d advice bro

thank God have paid my fees.........used atm card..........it was kinda fast and easy..............................thanks to mathefaro 4 d advise

plz tedderite in the house......how much is the hall dues?..........nd what are the requirement 4 hall claearance?............

cc packup
morayho
praissey

mathefaro:
if you've not paid, I'll advice you not to pay in the bank so as to get automatic update of your portal. Use atm instead

tenkz sir

modified new page

morayho:
Probably on Tuesday u?

on friday shaa

evening guys.....I wan to pay my accommodation fee in d bank on Monday with my RRR.no.....please will I use d same RRR.no to pay 4 my school fees which am probably paying on Wednesday o .....nd what up wit d barcode ??....wha ar we using it 4??

cc Cassrooy
prassey
zezeny
khan.......morayho......Michael.....

morayho:
WHAT ABOUT TEDDER HAS HALL REGISTRATION BEGAN

bros when are u resuming?

hey guys....plz is d rrr.no sumtin lyk this. 73408677AYTERWY. . needs reply asap

Praissey:
I'm a Tedderite and a room has been assigned to me; Morayho & Haryanfe7.

have also been assigned a room today bro.........A39 precisely

cc morayho

morayho:
tedder hall

same here bro. ....I also applied 4 tedder hall since Monday and am still not approved. .....I think sumtin is wrong wit that hall

morayho:
tedder hall

same here bro. ....I also applied to tedder hall since Monday and am still not approved. .....I think sumtin is wrong wit that halk

shakara121:
If I do the xray by 12 pls can I get the result dat same day urgent ans plss

if u do it @ metro clinic in sango.....am sure u will collect it d same day.......i also did it arnd 1pm nd waited 30 mins b4 collecting d result.........KINDA FAST

shakara121:
Can I do d xray at metro clinic at sango and take it dat day will ui accept d xray or is it only jaja clinic

metro clinic @ sango is also 1of d accredited centre 4 x-ray.......i also did it there........u can do it and collect it the same day