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This is pretty strange how it worked out this way. You should read thisQ: What is the shortest chapter in the Bible?A: Psalm 117Q: What is the longest chapter in the Bible?A: Psalm 119Q: Which chapter is in the centre of the Bible?A: Psalm 118Facts: There are 594 chapters before Psalms 118.There are 594 chapters after Psalms 118.Add these numbers up and you get 1188.Q: What is the centre verse in the Bible?A: Psalm 118:8Does this verse say something significant about God's perfect will for our lives?The next time someone says they would like to find God's perfect will for their lives and that they want to be in the centre of His will, just send them to the centre of His Word!Psalms 118:8 (NKJV) says"It is better to trust in the LORD than to put confidence in man."Now isn't that odd how this worked out...or was God in thecentre of it?Before sending this, I said a prayer for you.Have you got a minute — 60 seconds for God?All you do is simply say a small prayer for the person who sent this to you:"Dear Heavenly Father, bless my friend with whatever it isthat You know he/she may need this day!Let his/her life be full of Your peace,prosperity, and power as (s)he seeks to have a closer relationship with You. Blot out his/her wrongdoings and let him/her be pleasing in Your Sight. Let everlasting Grace behis/her portion. Amen."Imagine sending it to 10 other people. Within hours, 10 people will have prayed for you, and you will have caused many people to pray to God for other people as wel

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KashyBaby:
Lol...

i decree oya close that tit

“Koduro Soke”Slang Credit:Olamide“Koduro Soke” is a slang that was coined from Olamide’s song“Durosoke” which means“Stay On-top” in English, this slang has taken over the street ever since the hit song trended.


Doro”Slang Credit:Mavin RecordsAccording to Dr Sid, Dorobucci means a person or an individual that is awesome, amazing, rich, swagged-out, sexy and buff. Any word that qualifies greatness, that’s Dorobucci. ‘Bucci’ means anything that is amazing, fun. Doro makes Bucci a person, Doro personifies Bucci so you’re Doro, and I’m Doro. This table is Doro, anything is Doro.

Woju O!”Slang Credit:Kiss DanielThe slang“Woju O!” Started trending when Kiss Daniel dropped his“Woju”Single though Woju Means“Look Face”.

Baddo“Slang credit:OlamideBaddowould be the term used to connote the act of lauding someone’s reputation at a particular art, one who is especially willed at the doing of it.

Jonze“Slang credit’PrinceJonzingcan otherwise be related to an excessive feeling of one’s self.

“Fi le… Don Touch It!“Slang credit’BanjThis is synonymous especially to broadcasting stations when they require you to stay tuned and not touch that dial.

Smellos“Slang credit:OlamideAs at the time when “frosh” was the in-thing for n*ggaz,smellosbecame the exact opposite in response.

Alobam“Slang credit:PhynoAlobamwould be an alternative term for addressing ‘your brother from another mother’ akaur padi. This is especially common to the South Eastern folk.

Shoro Niyen“Slang credit:OlamideIf you must express astonishment at somekin yarns,shoro niyen the perfect reply to such.

Koko“Slang credit’BanjSayingthekokois like intensifying one’s expression on a subject matter.

Majority of guys are very immature and unacceptable societal-wise by their attitude and appearance!
*Dirty boxers: Some guys wear boxers for weeks without changing them! Dirty pikin and u won toast babe. White boxers go turn to carton colour
*White singlet turns brown: I still wonder how some guys wear white singlet till it turns brown! Some guys’singlets have even turned to buba with a wide space under the arms. The skinny ones will look like hangers inside the singlet! abeg upgrade joor!!!
*Keeping bushy hairs: This is seriously a turn-off! Does it mean you can’t afford 200 Naira to cut your hair? Are you practicing madness? Some barbers even charge 150 Naira! Guy, abeg go cut your hair make you look like human being.
*Wearing skinny Jeans: I don’t mind seeing small boys do this but not when you have come of age. Do you know how you look? Over 30 and you still wear jeans thatmake you look like vulture that has been beaten by rain!
*Sagging: Exposing your cheap boxers that you bought from Aboki at the rate of 150 Naira! Continue to misbehave, there is a prize for you
*Wanting to sleep with a lady on a first date: This is the most annoying and dumbest! You just meet a girl and you want to sleep with her? Because of the 1000 naira you spent on refreshment? Well, only girls without class fall for that. One day, your uncontrollable appetite for s*x will land you in Kirikiri Maximum Security!!! Akpa!
*Taking drugs and alcohol to make love: So you can really do this? You plan to destroy someone’s daughter? I never knew you could be so serious to apply a lot of strength and energy with adequate planning for this act! Yet, you have not been able to plan your life or think of putting in so much energy in your work or career

Pyrrho:
I don know say na Man U go spoil my ticket.

y u carri dem..na ur end spoil ur ticket

Nigeria had so much joy in America during the 1996 Atlanta Olympic Games,which has remained the country's best ever showing. Nigeria returned with two gold, one silver and three bronze medals in total. Individual medallists included Chioma Ajunwa, Mary Onyali, Falilat Ogunkoya, the 4x400m women relay quartet of Ogunkoya, Bisi Afolabi, Fatima Yusuf and Charity Opara, boxer Duncan Dokiwari and the all-conquering Dream Team men's football team.

Nigerian ‘Prophet’ T.B. Joshua’s prolonged public absence is not only raising concerns among his followers but severely damaging local business in the area where his church is situated.The last time Joshua was seen in public was nearly three months ago at a ‘Miracle Crusade’ in Mexico City, allegedly attended by over 150,000 worshippers.

The last time Joshua was seen in public was nearly three months ago at a ‘Miracle Crusade’ in Mexico City, allegedly attended by over 150,000 worshippers.

However, since his return to Nigeria, the cleric has uncharacteristically not appeared in any church service at The Synagogue, Church Of AllNations (SCOAN), all of which are broadcast live on Christian television channel ‘Emmanuel TV’.On June 7th 2015, Joshua released a statement via Facebook, stating, “I came back from the revival trip last week Saturday, waiting for God’scommand on what to do next. I can’t wait to joinyou.”However, almost two months down the line, which has seen the controversial conclusion of a coroner’s inquest into the tragicbuilding collapseof a guesthouse within his church last year, there’s been nothing but silence.Last Sunday 26th July made it 12 consecutive weeks of absence.

’s the first time in over 25 years of ministry thatT.B. Joshua has missed a church service, barringforeign ministration and his arrest and 2 week incarceration by the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency (NDLEA) over charges ofdrug-dealing in 1996, which were later dropped.A report by Nigeria’s Sunday Guardian newspaper chronicled the economic effects Joshua’s ‘disappearance’, coupled with the reduction in church services since thebuilding collapselast year, has had on the local environment.

“If you come here on Sunday, you will find that a lot of shops are closed. There’s no more business,” a shop owner on the street close to thechurch lamented to The Guardian reporter, the welfare of most businesses in the area connected to the church’s fortunes.“If you go there now (Ikotun-Egbe) and see the market, you will realise how bad things have become. If it were before, at this time, you wouldbe seeing many people, foreigners, coming and going… Even those hotels – the workers are crying because people don’t come there again.”“I think all you newsmen should come together and talk to this man and see what is happening,”a Nigerian cab operator angrily told The Guardian.

“Programs have totally stopped. Foreigners don’teven see him on TV live. If they just see him onTV in the Sunday services, they will come. A lot of them bought their tickets. But there has been no prayer line,” he continued.“We are just waiting and praying to God to make him restart the programs. The bitter fact is that there is nothing that can be done to stimulate business in this area. Without foreignerscoming and injecting their resources, there is nothing, virtually nothing else to fall back on.”
A Muslim fabric trader in the region, Mrs Eyitayo, however, stated that the evolving events were ‘retribution’ for the selfish antics of local house owners who evicted many tenants in order to cash in the church’s popularity by converting their houses to hotels.“The man (T.B. Joshua) is doing good but some people are doing bad because of the moneythey are seeing. When you drive tenants out, andthey don’t have anywhere to go, some of them will cry to God. This thing that has happened will let them know that there is God.”Eyitayo reminisced the time she regularly orderednew clothes from Dubai when visitors, especially foreigners, streamed en masse to the area to worship at the church.

“Two years ago, if you came here, you would think you were overseas because we traded in dollars,” she stated, bemoaning the regions recentdrop in fortunes.Engr. K. Y. Aminu, owner of Kaywy Lodge, a hotel along Segun-Irefin Street near The SCOAN, admitted that his customers were currently paying half-price.“Business is zero,” he lamented. “I am partially closing down. The 10 rooms here are undergoingconversion,” he explained, adding that he was forced to reduce his staff due to inability to pay their wages.


According to The Guardian report, even international airlines are feeling the impact, as oneof Nigeria’s foremost tourist destinations is passing through an uncannily ‘dry’ phase.Joshua’s supporters believe the pastor is in a period of ‘fasting and prayer’ but the call for himto reappear is certainly heightening, evidenced byvarious petitions on the cleric’s Facebook page.“I know that when he eventually steps out, it willbe with an explosion of prophetic fire,” a shop owner near the church in Lagos optimistically told the Guardian reporter, hoping that Joshua’s eventual re-emergence will revive the waning localeconomy.

Multiple award-winning singer, Wizkid, has stated that he used to dream of having luxuries oflife while growing up.
He however disclosed that now that he can afford such, he hardly has the time for them.Explaining the reason for it, the artiste said his busy schedules have deprived him of enjoying theluxuries of life he had dreamt of when he was younger. Wizkid, who recently clocked 25, said he hardly has the time to cruise around in posh cars.In his words, “I used to pray to have nice cars but now I got no time to drive them. I miss my babies.”

Enetimi Alfred Odom better known as Timaya who is being accused of Rap£ by an American based lady, Shella has opened up on what really happened between her and the woman.In a statement, Timaya admitted having S£x withShella but claims it was consensual and not Rap£ as she is claiming now.
The singer revealedthat trouble started when he turned down Shella’srequest to attend his Atlanta show with him as acouple.In statement released in the aftermath of the allegations, Timaya said: ‘I have been talking with this girl for about one year and its funny how someone you think you know can act very hungry and low.how can i leave Nigeria and go to America where the law works to Rap£ anyone? Am I crazy?‘ This girl who had been promising to blow out my brains with S£x when she sees me begged to see me when she knew i was in town but i didnt know that she had a hidden agenda. I agreed to see her and she came to my hotel in Atlanta andwe got down for real .When we were done and we were chilling,I got a call from my manager that we needed to start preparing for a show.
She asked to go with me to the show as a couple buti said no and told her i was there to work.’More details to follow…

Bobbi Kristina Brown, 22, the only daughterof singers Whitney Houston and Bobby
Whitney Houston brought Gordon into her household as an orphan at the age of 12, raising him with her daughter after divorcing Bobby Brown in 2007. Gordon wore a largetattoo of Houston's face on his arm and called the singer "mom," but she never adopted him or included him in her will.

Association of pregnant corpers of nigeria.. APCN

All i can say is...he looks dope

Just a car..funny

debris:
Still packed abeg space out e make sense big time

done

debris:
Chai this post for hit front page


Too compacted.

modified

Hello everyone! What’s up? So which one of youdon enter danfo/BRT/Elrufia before? (Oya come here and form for me now).Either way, for people like us that use these means of transportation frequently, here’s a list ofcharacters you find ever present in them:
1. Assistant Drivers:These ones are usually in front seats. You’ll always hear them yelling at the driver saying, “Take left! Overtake that guy!” Or, “Driver no match brake na! Na him suppose stop for you…”, or even, “Why you let am pass you? Driver you too slow oooh!”. The annoying thing is that if you let them drive the car, they’ll do worse sef!

2. Assistant conductors:You find this set poking nosing in the “conductor’s” issues. You hear them saying stuffslike, “Conductor u never give that woman changefor front”, or “Enter na, the bus dey go Ojuelegba….”, or even “Conductor that man change don pass oh!”.

3. The Argumentators :To get them started, just say in a loud voice, “See as this road be, its all GEJ’s fault….”. I swear, that bus won’t hear anything again till u get down. This set always come with 2 groups; the defenders and the opposers and they never agree on anything, be it politics, fuel issues or football. Wetin fit this set na headphones.

4. The Formers:This set always act like its their first time in a public transport. They do funny stuffs like; clean the chair with a hanky before sitting, make a facewith a someone sits close to them, wear shades (plzzzz, in a bus?!) or will even have the guts to ask you, “pls how do you open the windows?”………like seriously?

5. The Sleepers Crew:Once this set finds a sit, they doze off. They areready to sleep through the journey (even when paying their bus fare) till the bus gets to its final bustop. This set usually miss their bustop and over pay the conductors…so if u have missed yours before, lemme see your hands up.

6. The observers:I fall into this group. This set just plug in earphones and watch quietly as the characters above do their thing. They don’t talk….almost invisible, sha just don’t step on their toes if u know what is good for you.

7. Add YoursThat’s all I have. Kindly add yours or identify your group.

175:
Introvert come see ur Bf oooo . . .be careful u too!

if she catch u, no come call me to hlp u beg o...by the way that is not me

i almost died laughing when i saw this

A middle-aged man, Juma Kabigi, has emerged champion of a food competition in Uganda, reports The Daily Monitor, one of the country’s newspapers.The Daily Monitor, in a series tweets, said Kabigi ate among other things – three loaves of bread, eight chapatis, 10 eggs, two raw cabbages,four apples and two bundles of raw green vegetables.Mr Kabigi it was reported won 10, 000 Ugandan shillings ( $3, £2, N625) for all his trouble. After which he died

adedayourt:
he even came wit a back pack to looth his bounty

yes d dude was ready

jcmaiah:
That guy need food, he is hungry

soro niyen

adanduka:
He might not be a thief.

so he is a what

Yustash001:
you didn't include it in your post that this not the first time he'll be caught..

my bad

Omotayor123:
God's money is the best

indeed