Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,154,698 members, 7,823,959 topics. Date: Friday, 10 May 2024 at 07:18 PM

Haryodejy's Posts

Nairaland Forum / Haryodejy's Profile / Haryodejy's Posts

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (of 5 pages)

Celebrities / Re: Big Val Jokotoye Exposes Instagram Scammer Who Makes N20K A Day, Shares Proof by haryodejy(m): 2:10pm On Aug 25, 2018
So pesin cant beg in peace again So beggin is now a sin
Quote me nd become a beggar
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Miracle Caught Putting On A Condom While Nina Was Asleep by haryodejy(m): 3:19pm On Mar 19, 2018
Na mumu push dis tin reach FP Ban me and go mad
awon were gbogbo

2 Likes

Romance / Re: See What A Guy Did To His Girlfriend Over A Minor Issue by haryodejy(m): 6:23pm On Mar 03, 2018
this nollywood
Literature / Re: The Hole In The Wall by haryodejy(m): 6:19pm On Mar 03, 2018
so na here u wan end
Celebrities / Re: All You Need To Know About Nairaland Founder by haryodejy(m): 6:15pm On Mar 03, 2018
......
Literature / Nigeria: An Exert From A Fairy Tale by haryodejy(m): 11:33am On Feb 22, 2018
NIGERIA: AN EXERT FROM A FAIRY TALE

A nation that once was the pride of Africa
Now reduced to the Joke of an African
Great you once were, desire of other nations
A greatness now transformed to joke for other nations

A country where the unthinkable thing is applauded
Leaving the Sane to wonder in utter disbelief
Honesty now a virtue left Unlauded
As the masses watch in disbelief

Rat, Snakes and monkeys now merchants of the day
While the struggling human, continue to work on a meagre per day
The animals now control the wealth themselves
With the masses left to fight for themselves

We await the days the animal begin to use a ride
This mystery as placed us on a roller coaster ride
This fairy tale we will see to the end on the seat of a ride
O my dear NIGERIA where is thy pride.

EMMANUEL-MARY

1 Like

Politics / Re: Fayose Reacts To CNN Mockery Of Nigerian President by haryodejy(m): 6:08pm On Jul 31, 2017
m just imagining how that buhari will b looking..baba gv up gv up...d man dey vex me....fayose well done...some flat heads will comman say isokuso now
Jokes Etc / Re: Looks Like My Phone Is Mad by haryodejy(m): 7:44am On Jul 29, 2017
..
Jokes Etc / Looks Like My Phone Is Mad by haryodejy(m): 7:44am On Jul 29, 2017
Woke up this morning and my phone has decided to confuse itself not me, it has being showing me two diffrent times at the same time even when i have rebooteed it, does anyone has a solution to this please

Literature / Re: The Use Of In And At: How Do They Go by haryodejy(m): 10:56pm On Jun 02, 2017
thanks a lot
Literature / The Use Of In And At: How Do They Go by haryodejy(m): 2:41pm On Jun 02, 2017
The use of these two prepositions has actually got me confused probably since secondary school days either i didn't listen well or i wasn't thought well. What i mean:
Do we say;
I am IN Lagos. or
I am AT Lagos

I am IN Church. or
I am AT Church


reasonable and mature comments please
Sports / The Genius Of Paulo Dybala by haryodejy(m): 8:32pm On Apr 17, 2017
THE GENIUS OF PAULO DYBALA
Born in the town of Laguna Larga in cordoba Argentina, he also has a Polish origin linked to his grandfather Boleslaw Dybala, also he is of Italian decent through his maternal grandmother Da Messa. In august 2012 he obtained the citizenship of Italy, that day a world stay joined the Italian team, though he later opted to star for the Argentine team. He started his football career from his native home in Cordoba where he played a sum total of 40 matches and scored 17 goals for Instituto de Cordoba . He procedded to Palermo in April 2012. And on june 4 2015 he joined Juventus in 2015 a club he has since stared for.
Prior to the champions league match against the catalian giants on 11th April 2017 he was a star to recon with, but on this day providing a master class display and scoring a brace also out shinning his country man Lionel Messi, he proved to the world he was another world class already in the making. No wonder days after he had a contract renewal that took his weekly wages to 135k per week Paulo is already digging deep his feet in the boots of world great players and would no doubt be a big replacement for Lionel Messi who is undoubtedly near the end in his international career.
As the return leg of the Champions league draws near the Catalian Giants are already surely not going to leave any stone unturned in finding away to tackle the attacking prowess of the Baby faced assassin. Call him the assassin you are in no way wrong, you also can call him PAULO DYBALA
Phones / Re: Nokia 3310 (2017) : Full Specifications by haryodejy(m): 9:02am On Mar 10, 2017
if i bjy dis fone mk my hand bend
Family / Re: Would You Dissolve Your 33year Old Marriage Over This? by haryodejy(m): 9:00am On Mar 10, 2017
u say wah
Politics / Re: See Gobe, As Gombe Trader Who Promises To Give Up Shop If... by haryodejy(m): 8:58am On Mar 10, 2017
.... d poster below me... is it ur space... noisemakers association grin.m
Politics / See Gobe, As Gombe Trader Who Promises To Give Up Shop If... by haryodejy(m): 8:58am On Mar 10, 2017
As Nigerians rejoice over the return of their president,a Gombe trader is in tears as he had vowed to give up his shop if Buhari returns.

According to a Twitter user,a Gombe trader went to the court and signed an undertaking that if Buhari returns, he will give his up his shop including what is inside.

He reportedly boasted to those around him that that President Buhari would never return.

Similarly, a watermelon seller and ardent supporter of the president refused to collect money from his customers due to his excitement about President Buhari’s return.

Recall that the special adviser to the president on media and publicity, Femi Adesina had announced President Buhari’s planned return via his Facebook page on Thursday, March 9.

President Buhari has been in London since January 19. The presidency had first announced that he was there for a 10-day leave. But he extended the leave indefinitely on medical grounds.

The president spent a total of 50 days in London treating an undisclosed ailment, with his aides keeping mum over the nature of his sickness.

Foreign Affairs / Re: Photo Of Obama & Wife Holding Trumps Wife Goes Viral: What Is Wrong With It? by haryodejy(m): 7:11am On Jan 23, 2017
obama and ass...
quote me and go cripple.

knock knock knock who is there ukem ukem wat
ukem from heaven to earth to show d way
;Dobama and ass...
quote me and go cripple.

knock knock knoc who is there ukem ukem wat
ukem from heaven to earth to show d way

2 Likes

Jokes Etc / Re: Check Out The Hilarious Response To This Tweet by haryodejy(m): 3:12pm On Oct 17, 2016
wissenschaften:
That was when I used my lesson fees ,500 nairavat the time . . .to buy garri and groundnuts

mine was actually similar, lesson fee was 500 someone stole 50, teacher didnt colet 450 i did the needful started spendingtill pop found out..i still v d scars

1 Like

Crime / Re: Humans Butchered And Ate Their Fellow Human (Scary/Touching Picture). by haryodejy(m): 7:23am On Oct 14, 2016
Jesu Kristi, one goat will come and blame GEJ o.. just watch
Politics / 10 Quotes On Politics For You by haryodejy(m): 3:58pm On Oct 10, 2016
1) Those who are too smart
to engage in politics
are punished by being governed
by those who are dumber.

2) We have plenty of Confidence in this country,
but we are a little short of good men
to place our Confidence in.

3) A promising young man
should go into politics so that he can
go on promising for the rest of his life.

4) In politics,
your enemies can’t hurt you,
but your friends will kill you.

5) The more you read and
observe about this Politics thing,
you got to admit that each party
is worse than the other.

6) Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.

7) Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from
the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by
promising to protect each from the other.

cool Politics is the gentle art
of getting votes from the poor
and campaign funds from the rich,
by promising to protect each from the other.

9) Mankind will never see an end of trouble until…
lovers of wisdom come to hold political power,
or the holders of power…
become lovers of wisdom.

10) Add yours.......
Politics / Ten Quotes Of Politics For You by haryodejy(m): 1:30pm On Oct 10, 2016
1) Those who are too smart
to engage in politics
are punished by being governed
by those who are dumber.

2) We have plenty of Confidence in this country,
but we are a little short of good men
to place our Confidence in.

3) A promising young man
should go into politics so that he can
go on promising for the rest of his life.

4) In politics,
your enemies can’t hurt you,
but your friends will kill you.

5) The more you read and
observe about this Politics thing,
you got to admit that each party
is worse than the other.

6) Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.

7) Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from
the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by
promising to protect each from the other.

cool Politics is the gentle art
of getting votes from the poor
and campaign funds from the rich,
by promising to protect each from the other.

9) Mankind will never see an end of trouble until…
lovers of wisdom come to hold political power,
or the holders of power…
become lovers of wisdom.

10) Add yours.......
Travel / Re: Truck Crushes A Toyota Highlander At Fadeyi, Ikorodu Road (photos) by haryodejy(m): 4:20pm On Oct 05, 2016
I am just watching.. if na another pesin na soldier go don baptize am with slap

8 Likes

Crime / Man Rapes 10yr Old And Brags About It by haryodejy(m): 5:44pm On Oct 04, 2016
A Kenyan man, Calvin Mbane Alfayo, recently took to his Facebook page to brag about how he slept with a 10-year-old girl inthe bush.He posted photos of the minor with him in the bush, lying down. Alfayo shared photosof himself and the girl lying in a bush. He said that he had just defiled the girl and toldhis followers to take love instead of waiting to be loved. In one of the photos, the man asks the girl to lift her top as he takes a photo of her. Social media users, angered by the sick show on Facebook, called for his immediate arrest. He has now been identified as the son of a local Member of the County Assembly (MCA). According to reports, he was once a former administration police officer but was fired over cases of indiscipline. Pics

Jokes Etc / Nigeria Vs Kenya Twitter War by haryodejy(m): 4:35pm On Sep 04, 2016
I just can't stop laughing whenever I go through this war, so so hilarious.. but actually guys who killed it Naija or Kenya

Religion / Re: Man Mocks Angry Pastor In Paris As He Was Shouting "Holy Ghost Fire" (pic,video) by haryodejy(m): 2:19pm On Sep 01, 2016
so are we expected to call Holy Ghost to consume you for giving us a stale post

1 Like

Religion / Re: Man Mocks Angry Pastor In Paris As He Was Shouting "Holy Ghost Fire" (pic,video) by haryodejy(m): 2:18pm On Sep 01, 2016
so are expected to call Holy Ghost to consume ypu for giving us a stale post

2 Likes

Crime / Re: 7-year-old Boy Arrested For Murder Freed At Last After Spending A Month In Jail by haryodejy(m): 5:47pm On Jul 14, 2016
wat message is the writer above me trying to pass

4 Likes

Sports / Portugal's Long Walk To Victory by haryodejy(m): 11:03pm On Jul 10, 2016
It was a clash of Titans at the St Dennis stadium in France, as two great country locked horns to decide who were indeed the king of Europe. France came into the game as favorites due to their recent run of form which included defeating World Champions Germany. Portugal on the other hand were there through divine providence winning just one match out of the last six. But France the good team was playing a team with Divine providence. English referee Mark Clattenburg was in charge at St Dennis a game he refered well with calmness and experience, the chances came Griezman, Gignac, Sissoko but it wasnt their day...And came the unlikely hero Eder he won the first major trophy for Portugal he was the man of the moment. And so ends the night Cristiano Ronaldo did it at last as assistant coach though (lol). And at last he lifted a major trophy for Portugal after so long a year. I draw my title from Nelson Mandela's book "Long walk to freedom" but for Portugal its long walk to victory..Portugal goes home breaking the jinx of France winning every competition they hosted, jinx are meant to be broken though....And so ends the European Championships... Let us go fully into the Transfer market. # teamportugal
# teamvictory

Education / Re: JAMB Adopts “Point System” Option For 2016 Admission. How To Calculate Points by haryodejy(m): 7:35pm On Jul 05, 2016
isorite you people should keep confusing us..contunu










Meanwhile




























M down here sipping kunu and



















zobo

3 Likes

Crime / Re: Man Amputated And Murdered In Ojido, Ekiti State (graphic Photo) by haryodejy(m): 4:26pm On Jun 29, 2016
Somebody will soon blame Fayose

















It's none of my business though

















Down here sipping sobo and tea

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (of 5 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 37
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.