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So pesin cant beg in peace again So beggin is now a sin
Quote me nd become a beggar

Na mumu push dis tin reach FP Ban me and go mad
awon were gbogbo

this nollywood

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m just imagining how that buhari will b looking..baba gv up gv up...d man dey vex me....fayose well done...some flat heads will comman say isokuso now

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Woke up this morning and my phone has decided to confuse itself not me, it has being showing me two diffrent times at the same time even when i have rebooteed it, does anyone has a solution to this please

THE GENIUS OF PAULO DYBALA
Born in the town of Laguna Larga in cordoba Argentina, he also has a Polish origin linked to his grandfather Boleslaw Dybala, also he is of Italian decent through his maternal grandmother Da Messa. In august 2012 he obtained the citizenship of Italy, that day a world stay joined the Italian team, though he later opted to star for the Argentine team. He started his football career from his native home in Cordoba where he played a sum total of 40 matches and scored 17 goals for Instituto de Cordoba . He procedded to Palermo in April 2012. And on june 4 2015 he joined Juventus in 2015 a club he has since stared for.
Prior to the champions league match against the catalian giants on 11th April 2017 he was a star to recon with, but on this day providing a master class display and scoring a brace also out shinning his country man Lionel Messi, he proved to the world he was another world class already in the making. No wonder days after he had a contract renewal that took his weekly wages to 135k per week Paulo is already digging deep his feet in the boots of world great players and would no doubt be a big replacement for Lionel Messi who is undoubtedly near the end in his international career.
As the return leg of the Champions league draws near the Catalian Giants are already surely not going to leave any stone unturned in finding away to tackle the attacking prowess of the Baby faced assassin. Call him the assassin you are in no way wrong, you also can call him PAULO DYBALA

if i bjy dis fone mk my hand bend

u say wah

.... d poster below me... is it ur space... noisemakers association .m

As Nigerians rejoice over the return of their president,a Gombe trader is in tears as he had vowed to give up his shop if Buhari returns.

According to a Twitter user,a Gombe trader went to the court and signed an undertaking that if Buhari returns, he will give his up his shop including what is inside.

He reportedly boasted to those around him that that President Buhari would never return.

Similarly, a watermelon seller and ardent supporter of the president refused to collect money from his customers due to his excitement about President Buhari’s return.

Recall that the special adviser to the president on media and publicity, Femi Adesina had announced President Buhari’s planned return via his Facebook page on Thursday, March 9.

President Buhari has been in London since January 19. The presidency had first announced that he was there for a 10-day leave. But he extended the leave indefinitely on medical grounds.

The president spent a total of 50 days in London treating an undisclosed ailment, with his aides keeping mum over the nature of his sickness.

obama and ass...
quote me and go cripple.

knock knock knock who is there ukem ukem wat
ukem from heaven to earth to show d way
;Dobama and ass...
quote me and go cripple.

knock knock knoc who is there ukem ukem wat
ukem from heaven to earth to show d way

wissenschaften:
That was when I used my lesson fees ,500 nairavat the time . . .to buy garri and groundnuts

mine was actually similar, lesson fee was 500 someone stole 50, teacher didnt colet 450 i did the needful started spendingtill pop found out..i still v d scars

Jesu Kristi, one goat will come and blame GEJ o.. just watch

1) Those who are too smart
to engage in politics
are punished by being governed
by those who are dumber.

2) We have plenty of Confidence in this country,
but we are a little short of good men
to place our Confidence in.

3) A promising young man
should go into politics so that he can
go on promising for the rest of his life.

4) In politics,
your enemies can’t hurt you,
but your friends will kill you.

5) The more you read and
observe about this Politics thing,
you got to admit that each party
is worse than the other.

6) Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.

7) Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from
the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by
promising to protect each from the other.

Politics is the gentle art
of getting votes from the poor
and campaign funds from the rich,
by promising to protect each from the other.

9) Mankind will never see an end of trouble until…
lovers of wisdom come to hold political power,
or the holders of power…
become lovers of wisdom.

10) Add yours.......

1) Those who are too smart
to engage in politics
are punished by being governed
by those who are dumber.

2) We have plenty of Confidence in this country,
but we are a little short of good men
to place our Confidence in.

3) A promising young man
should go into politics so that he can
go on promising for the rest of his life.

4) In politics,
your enemies can’t hurt you,
but your friends will kill you.

5) The more you read and
observe about this Politics thing,
you got to admit that each party
is worse than the other.

6) Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.

7) Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from
the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by
promising to protect each from the other.

Politics is the gentle art
of getting votes from the poor
and campaign funds from the rich,
by promising to protect each from the other.

9) Mankind will never see an end of trouble until…
lovers of wisdom come to hold political power,
or the holders of power…
become lovers of wisdom.

10) Add yours.......

I am just watching.. if na another pesin na soldier go don baptize am with slap

A Kenyan man, Calvin Mbane Alfayo, recently took to his Facebook page to brag about how he slept with a 10-year-old girl inthe bush.He posted photos of the minor with him in the bush, lying down. Alfayo shared photosof himself and the girl lying in a bush. He said that he had just defiled the girl and toldhis followers to take love instead of waiting to be loved. In one of the photos, the man asks the girl to lift her top as he takes a photo of her. Social media users, angered by the sick show on Facebook, called for his immediate arrest. He has now been identified as the son of a local Member of the County Assembly (MCA). According to reports, he was once a former administration police officer but was fired over cases of indiscipline. Pics

I just can't stop laughing whenever I go through this war, so so hilarious.. but actually guys who killed it Naija or Kenya

so are we expected to call Holy Ghost to consume you for giving us a stale post

so are expected to call Holy Ghost to consume ypu for giving us a stale post

wat message is the writer above me trying to pass

It was a clash of Titans at the St Dennis stadium in France, as two great country locked horns to decide who were indeed the king of Europe. France came into the game as favorites due to their recent run of form which included defeating World Champions Germany. Portugal on the other hand were there through divine providence winning just one match out of the last six. But France the good team was playing a team with Divine providence. English referee Mark Clattenburg was in charge at St Dennis a game he refered well with calmness and experience, the chances came Griezman, Gignac, Sissoko but it wasnt their day...And came the unlikely hero Eder he won the first major trophy for Portugal he was the man of the moment. And so ends the night Cristiano Ronaldo did it at last as assistant coach though (lol). And at last he lifted a major trophy for Portugal after so long a year. I draw my title from Nelson Mandela's book "Long walk to freedom" but for Portugal its long walk to victory..Portugal goes home breaking the jinx of France winning every competition they hosted, jinx are meant to be broken though....And so ends the European Championships... Let us go fully into the Transfer market. # teamportugal
# teamvictory

isorite you people should keep confusing us..contunu










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