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More grease to your elbow. But Op next time try to summarize it's loog

Quite educative

Jazakal lahu bi khair. Actually level at which people joke with religion these days is quite alarming

Mine is " Legend of the seeker" : half employed half Labour market

Na there neighbors....

so igbos think say them be jews. And some stupid onyinbus came to find out. they no de see HEAD! Or the Jews too get BIG FLAT HEAD

I couldn't un installed it. I can only un install it updates.

Nyamiri no get shame at all! Abi na so una de develope children for una place ba?

NwaAmaikpe:


Why is this drug so celebrated in the North?

From Burantashi to Tram.

They value aphrodisiacs more than food in the North

Next thing they'd start looking for young boys whose yansh they will scatter
Or underage girls

So you are trying to divert our attention from the fact that an easterner was caught doing what he and his kinsmen are best at doing. OK continue...

How is it fake?? Can't you see a link..

Tennyjot:
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Pls add 08032496565

Kano police command has arrested a major hard drugs (Intoxicant) supplier one stanly Arizona resident of jaba quarters Kano. A native of Anambra state is supplying tramadol tablets to Kano and Niger Republic. The tablets worth of N19, 200,000 was intercepted concealed inside LG plasma TV cartons in a trailer along eastern bypass Kano.
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Namijee:
Thanks. will be there by Monday.

Namiji pls help check my name : am also from Kano : SULEIMAN HASHIMU /Education

shegfun:
Architect II (CONTEDISS 07)

Thanks man

shegfun:
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diablos:


See this almajiri beggar frm the Nut. Your ilk are the lowest humans on the planet based on the poverty index, i don't want to mention diseases like polio and leprosy which is ravaging u almajiris. I blame the internet fr bringing lowlifes like u around my space. Cowboy ko, cowbell ni

Eyyah! This is an average mindset of a hater from the other side. Waiting for a small chance to start BARKING AND CURSING, which are the typical symptoms of less intelligence and depression in humans.
This is the main reason why you are AHEAD AND BEHIND ALMAJIRIS at the same time. been predicting your future for more than 50 years now.

Eid murabak my Muslim brothers may almighty Allah accept all our ibadat Ameen.

Alhamdulillah. All thanks goes to Allah (swa) for making us see the end of Ramadan alive and healthy.
Always remember that Ramadan is gone but the God of Ramadan is present all the times!

Unfortunately, many people consider respect for the rules of etiquette as something shameful, considering it a feature of classy aesthetes who are removed from real life. On the contrary, following these rules make someone looks responsible, wise and gain more respect from people around him.
In fact, the basic rules of etiquette are pretty simple. It’s a culture of speech, common courtesy, neat appearance, and control over your emotions .
Here you are presented with the 25 etiquette rules, which every self-respecting person should know.

1. If you say, ’I invite you,’ that means you pay. You may say, ’Let’s go to a restaurant,’ and in this case, everyone pays for themselves. If a man offers to pay for a woman, she can agree.

2. Never pay a visit without a calling first. If someone came to see you without warning, you might be wearing a bathrobe and hair curlers! One British lady liked to say that when uninvited guests showed up on her doorstep, she always put shoes on, and grabbed a hat and an umbrella. If she liked the person, she exclaimed, ’I just got home!’ If not, she sighed and said, ’Ah, what a pity, I was just on my way out.’

3. Don’t put your phone on the table in public. By doing so, you show how important a role this device plays in your life, how bored you are of what’s happening, and that at any moment you’re ready to stop a useless conversation and once again check your Instagram feed, answer an important call, or try new levels in candy crush.

4. Don’t invite a girl on a date if you’re going to be texting all the evening or you have an important chart that evening. It makes you look less caring, a phone addicted or a busy bee sort of which is less romantic.

5. A man never carries a woman’s handbag. However, he can take her coat to carry it to the cloakroom.

6. If you’re walking along with someone and your
companion greets a person you don’t know, you should also greet them.

7. Most people believe that the only proper way of eating sushi is using chopsticks. However, this really depends. Men, unlike women, can eat sushi with their hands.

8. Your shoes should always be clean. Usually it's the point where people assess the completeness of your dressing, if they found any fault over there they regard your dressing incomplete no matter how expensive or fashionable it is

9. Avoid meaningless talk on the phone or else people will start regarding your calls less serious and even not picking your calls. If you are boring and need someone to talk to, it’s better you go and meet with them in person.

10. If someone offends you(especially someone of low level), you shouldn’t return the favor or raise your voice to the person who insulted you. Don’t sink to their level. Just smile and leave the ill-mannered company.

11. A man should always walk on a woman’s left-hand side. Military men are the only exception, because they should be ready to salute.

12. Drivers should remember that puddle-splashing of passers-by is an amoral behavior.

13. Nine things should be kept secret: age, wealth, family quarrels, religion, medical problems, love affairs, gifts, honor, and disgrace.

14. In the cinema, theatre, or concert hall, you should move to your seat facing those sitting. A man goes first.

15. A man should never touch a woman without her permission. This means that it is unacceptable to: hold her hand, touch her during a conversation, and push her or take her hand above the elbow (unless a man is helping her to get into or out of a car, or cross the street).

16. If someone calls to you rudely (’You there!’), you shouldn’t answer. Be a model of good etiquette and polite social manners.

17. The golden rule when using perfume is moderation. If you can still smell your perfume in the evening, everyone else is already tired of it.

18. A well-bred man will always show proper respect to a woman.

19. In a woman’s presence, men may only smoke with her permission.

20. Whoever you are — a company director, an academician, an elderly person, or a student — when you enter a room you should be the first person to greet everyone there.

21. Respect the privacy of correspondence. Parents shouldn’t read their children’s letters. Couples should show the same respect for each other. Сhecking someone’s pockets in search of love notes, letters, and other things is extremely rude.

22. Don’t try to chase fashion. It’s better to wear nice, even if not fashionable than look awful in a brand-new suit.

23. If you’re forgiven after you’ve apologized, don’t touch the offensive subject again just to say you’re sorry. You should try to avoid such mistakes in the future.

24. Avoid laughing and talking too loudly, as well as staring at people — it’s insulting.

25. Don’t forget to thank your loved ones, relatives, and friends. They help you not because they have to. It’s their desire. Appreciate them.

As Jack Nicholson, an American actor, said:
’I think much of decency. How to pass a plate. Not to shout from one room to another. Not to open a closed door without knocking. Let a lady pass. The aim of these endless simple rules is to make life better. I pay close attention to my manners. Etiquette matters. It’s a simple and comprehensible language of mutual respect.’
Let’s respect each other!

Source: bright side

lastmessenger:
guy can you show any evidence that Igbo's cried to security operatives? Is only Igbo's residing in the north with the business and house that may feel a little bit agitated but for those residing in the east, it is a welcome development.
We are Igbo's and we are more united now than ever before. We do not beg anybody, we do not fear and that's why we are everywhere in the country doing business buying lands and building houses. So get the fvck off and get a life.
I for one wishes arewa can have the courage to carry out their traits but unfortunately the do not have the will power knowing fully well the consequences of their action.
Ipob sit at home was a massive success and now they so called arewa think they can mobilize few almajiris to come fight the Igbo's.

Hahaha.. Few almajiris.. I don't blame you, you are young.. I wish ojukwu is alive or wish you can find one of the remaining kwashiorkor children you would have ask them about the wrath of ALMJIRIS.. How many of people are their in the east? Because 70 percent of your people are outside the region unleashing their devilish activities.
Ipob have been given ultimatum several times but nobody cares but arewa issues 1 and the country shakes...

Abacha the real soldier. Despite your shortcomings sir, you were a true example of leader some one with all the charisma and the wisdom. During your time sir, nobody has the guts to threaten anybody in this country and all this stupids secessionists' menace would have been a story. During your reign sir nobody could point his finger at us without being broken, nobody could call us names without being dealt with..

Where are those warri boys wey dey disturb people say dem be hardcore. Now una area (your state) na GARRI una de use bribe fulani guys me dem no fix una. Shame on you!
Common fulani wey we dey bulala here...

You just sold someone that could be a Nigerian president or UN general secretary one day for just 150k!
Ipob! Ipob!!, if una no stop this una lubbish una no go ever see the rising sun

Where are those warri boys wey dey disturb people say dem be hard. Now for una state na GARRI una de use bribe fulani may dem no fix you

Gourdoinc:
my people, this is evidence that we can't live with northerners. areas in this country where your people dominate, you see nothing wrong with that, go to federal parastatals and be marvelled. yet it's normal. born to rule Abi. when such occurs and the xtian and other non Muslims have a slight advantage even though temporary since the leadership of any university is tenured. then you cry foul. gosh

It isn't about ' you can't live with northerners' it's all about 'Northerners not willing to live with you people'
Just forget about the topic of the post which is misleading nobody says he doesn't want to leave with anybody, is all about fairness. Out of 12 ABU Zaria's VCs 5 are non Muslims how is that possible in the south

lagostokd:
And your likes will be so happy that a Muslim is the Mayor of London.

As far as it is with their full consent

Sometimes I got amazed with the way guyz reasons in this forum. I knew it is a federal university and every Nigerian has the right to work or studies there without discrimination or whatsoever but I don't think what happened in that university could be tolareted anywhere in this country. How on earth would a state with less than 10% indegenous Christians a recruitment will be conducted and more than 65% of those recruited are Christians and most of them not within the political zone (though it is legal) Imagine a Muslim VC in federal institution in a Christian dominated state e.g. Imo or even plateau state in the north will employs 40% Muslims staffs and the people of the state will just fold their arms and let it be .. It never happened and will never happen in nigeria let's be fair to our selves

Haters will say he is not a Northener. Because nothing good comes from North

Stupid & western brainwashed emir. Our pupolation is our power.