dmola:

This got me off the chair lmaoooooooooooooooooooooo plz hold me abeg

*grabs ur wrist* you not gon' fall buddy

87 na....

Totally wrong... Haba!

This is a fiction right?

Anyway.... when God is ready, not even chicken laps can stop you

youngberry001:
HYPO......dude u most be high on cashew tree

Uhum.... Na mango tree

It's good to bath with hypo, e go wash all d yamayama wey dey ur body
I just don't know what's wrong with our African ladies

Pelummy:
will reply back soon , let me think through

No problem... Take your time

Raymondluv:
SO u wan reach fp abi SHIT

Sorry sir..... I didn't mean to offend you

Edet lives in Calabar, he's 8yrs old, every morning he goes to school but in the afternoon he stays at home......

Good afternoon Nairalanders. How has your day been? I just want you people to answer this simple question for me. Thanks.
WHICH RAT WILL YOU KILL FIRST?
Be sincere........
.You just came back from work to see 6
rats!
• The 1st rat was eating your BSc
Certificate
• The 2nd rat was eating your National
Youth Service Corps Cert
• The 3rd was eating your Marriage Cert
• The 4th was eating your land and
house documents
• The 5th was eating your Visa to travel
for a multi-Billion dollar project
• The 6th was eating your Bible or
Quran . . .
Which one will u first kill

Evils

What's strange in this now #mtcheeeeeew

Anything that happens in a movie....be it earthquake, flood, tornado, hurricane etc it's only in America
Who remembers the film "2012 - Dooms day" when they proposed the world would come to an end. How come it is only America world that ended and they build this ship that brought all the survivors to Africa

mencade5:
my brother, dont u know that 90% of naija ladies are bad chatters? They are the most wierdest species on earth and are so unwise with the pseudo lifestyle of inate stupidity.


I met a romanian lady 4 weeks ago in one of these foreign website, mother of god, my brother come and see chatting now!


Before i type abc she don reply me 123. After typing xyz in less than 10 seconds she has replied 789. She is a very beautiful tall lady with pointed nose and sexy eyes. Long hair and charming smile. Yet she doesnt form, doesnt discriminate, jovial, not a racist and has listening ears for me.

Just try and be friends with them, remove dating from ur mind, i tell you those foreign ladies are the best.

I no go lie for you, i don delete all the naija babes wey dey my whatsapp, wechat, facebook and even 2go list sef.


If you want die quick continue chatting with these dumb naija ladies wey go kill you with kkkkkkkk.

I don enter abroad level my brother and i dey feel like obama now. In 2face voice.

Try one today and ur life will never be the same again.

God bless you.

If you want die quick continue chatting with these dumb naija ladies wey go kill you with[b] kkkkkkkk[/b].
This is what i hate most when chatting with a girl....once she sends me "k" like say she dey solve maths, that's the end of our conversation

RickRichards:
What if one's country does not conform to ISO-8601 standards? Come up with something that works for everyone: come up with..................the Almighty Advice!

Are you sure you haven't lost your way?

MEGGATRON:
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We Men can be deceitful too....this life is just way too complicated, only that it's more rampant in Women

Midehi:
somehow!

It's very much true

LOL..... These are really TRUE!

This is funny and actually not funny I bet there's something hidden in this post

Twaci:
Hello everyone, its that time again, the time for truth is here and I am going all the way, no matter what you all say .

Let's talk about the things we do and things we claim we don't do, uncovering the truth in it all....

Oya leggo!

1. Guys Gossip
Hold your horses . Guys get offended when you accuse them of this, but then its true and no, its not some, I mean all! All guys gossip. Everything is a topic, from football, to their guy's girlfriend (its either how sexy hot she is or how lame she is in the kitchen)...most times, the gist is about the new girl in the neighborhood. Don't argue this with me.

2. Girls Snore
This is the part they all flock into this thread with tiny voices screaming (or typing in this case), "Its a lie! I don't snore!". Take a chill pill sister, we all snore. No, it must not be the loud thunder-like snores like a guy's, sometimes its soft and sexy (like a kitten's purr)....or not . Even I snore (purr, I mean) after a hard day's work or when I have stressed to a breaking point limit. So there's no need to break your nails over this because its true.

3. Guys Cry Too
Facts; The world is round, not all birds fly and guys cry. No need to come all macho, its true. You guys get emotional too, could be over a breakup (try denying this ), death of a loved one (that's normal) or even while watching a movie (no? Try watching "The Faults In Our Stars".

4. Guys Cook Better Than Girls
Now this also a fact I have noticed. No, I am not saying all guys can cook, but do you know that the meal prepared by a guy tastes far better and more delicious than a girl's? I simply don't know how they do this but its damn true! You doubt this? Try it, then taste and see that he is a better cook.

5. Denial
Now all genders do this. They don't accept the truth about themselves even if it glares them at the face. And how can I prove this? Read the comments below....

Feel free to add yours .

Guys don't gossip, we "DISCUSS"
I don't know how talking about football or how curvy/sexy/hot a girl is made it to the list of Gossiping
I agree with the rest of the list

FTC here!

anytaij:
Make dem look inside dis mata well well if no be new plan of BH Boys . #justsaying

we never can tell o

Lmao

Is this the new way of reducing Nigeria population? Tankers tumbling and burning to claim lives these days is becoming too much

Whalexcool:
Hello the file should be in jpg not pdf. better u went to cafe to register.

Thanks... I already found the solution to it. It was supposed to be a scanned file

Please, i've been on the registration for post utme for almost a week now and i still don't understand what they want me to do. I've paid for the form, i'm on the page where they required me to fill in my O'level and JAMB results details, i've filled and i'm trying to upload the result file as they required but it just keeps telling me the file i'm trying to upload is not allowed.
Note: I have my JAMB results and O'level certificate in pdf file.

Please all the aspirant that have done their registration and all the students that are experienced, i need your help

khukhi:


Yep it does. With practice spending habits improve. It is not easy to change behaviour but it can be done with persistence.

I believe

Escalze:
you no know wetin dey answer joke?

no sir

Dharniel:


everybody knows that, thank you!!!

You're welcome

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Buh the guy meant no harm naw...
why she con curse him

Very soon we will make it to FP.....
I read it perfectly well without looking at a word twice I'm a GENIUS
Pardon me