An igbo man fell into a well, screaming for help, wife came with a rope, the igbo man asked, how much did you buy this rope? wife Said N1000, he shouted what! return it now, go to papa emeka he sells it N300 hurry up! before I die here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A nigerian girl got married to a chinese man,after two months she got pregnant and gave birth to a baby gal who died.the aunt of d gal at d funeral came cryin,I knew it!I knew it! I knew it!so close relatives got curious n asked her wat?? she knew then she said loudly,“I knew it dat chinese product dont last", .lol

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guy i just try and think of does day in pry school jar re

when we just enter Jss one as new student, one Tuesday, our agricultural teacher came to the class and told us that he want to give us an assignment about soil, classification of soil, uses of soil.
In the next day we all submitted the assignment and we pack all the book to our teacher. when marking the book suddenly the teacher just came to how class and ask for amope kasali { amope kasali is girl that use most of life in village school in village an had his primary school in village before she have the opportunity to come to Lagos} she stand up and the agric teacher said amope kasali what did wrote here for me, i as to give classification of soil u now wrote (Ile koro Ile kan Ile shaka Ile Owuru)

In this country his Only warri people their how they they exceptional, na worri u go were chemist go sel bear , na worri u go see were pry school teacher they sel pofpof and breaking u go see were teacher go tell student to caught egusi woriworiwori is exceptional

On monday at laspotech, they just treat student like goat, to me some of the student that wrote exam they are now later telling them that their name is not on their list wish is very bad my people.
some people wrote exam 5pm while some people wrote exam 7pm which is very bad laspotech is a very bad school all their lecturer olodo

i have made the payment of uilorin, but only one boring my my mind is that i score 200 and and i chose computer science as my cause i don no how to diverse to another cause i need u guys ideals any help call 08090580367 or flash

i dont understand the screening exercise of unilorin the submission of result and the deadline stuff, plz i need help on what they really what us to do.

i to i need help on unilrin screning exercise i dont really understand what they mean by the deadline of submission of result

plz i dont understand d submit ion of the credential, are we writing d exam online becos i read dat is after exam dey will start selling crash  card. plz i need more explanation on dat headline plzzzzzzzzz

plz is it on the site we will get the bulletin u are talking abt. plz i need information very wel have not get u right
or u can post ur phone number so that i can call u plz reply i beg u plz

u make a very big mistake? just try and ctr ur heart so dat u can ctr ur destiny