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Former undisputed heavyweight boxing
champion of the world Mike Tyson is said to be
‘feeling fine’ after undergoing successful
gender reassignment surgery at a clinic near
Beverley Hills. Once known as ‘The Baddest
Man on the Planet’, the Brooklyn-born boxer told reporters that having his first menstrual
cycle ‘would be a dream come true’, and
that from now on he would be known as
Michelle. ‘Some people might think it strange that I’m
now a woman,’ said former rapist Tyson, who
underwent complete facial feminization, orbital
bone contouring and nasal surgery in an
operation lasting over 16 hours. ‘But even at
the height of my career, when pound for pound I was regarded as the best fighter in the world, I
never lost touch with my feminine side and
knew that one day I would grow breasts and
have a vagina.’ Iron Mike – or Iron Maiden as he now likes to be
called – was given the all-clear for gender
reassignment surgery following a successful
course in hormone replacement therapy which,
in his autobiography, the boxer blamed for his
1996 defeat at the hands of Evander Holyfield. Although at the time Tyson insisted he was fit
enough to carry on with the fight, referee Mitch
Halpern stopped the bout in the 11th round
saying Tyson looked flushed, was sweating
profusely and appeared to be lactating heavily
from his left breast. Tyson, wearing a blonde wig and looking
relaxed in blue jeans and a Vanessa Bruno T-
shirt, today said he hoped having a clitoris
would finally convince the American people that
his ‘bad-boy’ days were over and he had
turned over a new leaf. ‘I’m even keeping my surgically removed penis in a jar by my
bedside to remind me what those sick perverts
did to us pretty boys in prison.’ Although boxing commentators were initially
stunned by Tyson’s revelation, many have
admitted the signs were there. ‘In hindsight,
he had shown a fondness for dressing up in
gloves, long leather boots and silk gowns, and
he always had a really close interest in earrings.

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Hmm! I see fake not cake

I pray dier marriage last long sha a... Cos dis guy..*lip sealed*

Whr s de bosom B4 i shoot yhu....

[quote author=~PreciousBro~]@hatux bro, even uche jumbo no suppose dey your list of untalented , she dey try na....acting and producing at the same time...lol, e nor easy.[/quote]I see dat! 'acting/producing' .....

axortedbabe: heheehehehe..abeg Hw i fit laff for greek

Sweetheart? Google es ya fwend!

Un talented- davido, cossy, uche jumbo, mercy aigbe, toyin aimakhu etc....
P.S- seriki or wetin dem dey call am

I wish to murder dis lady 1day....

@OP u don chop dis morning?

Is Jude dis black?park well joor!

D 1 wey dey for suit na farmer or student

Wats dis ma goodness

At last! Nyc 1 BezZy

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Hw u take know Ah! I pity ur life

Hmm *Make i go bring ma chair*
Bdw>>congrats mr seun#i see yu oo#

Reallyyyyyyy

Emzybrown: wooow she was my ex girlfriend, i can confidently tell you she is good in bed

4 ya dream! Scooby doo

Whr she on d 2nd pic Abi no bha guy take d 1st pic 4 ha

olala32: Does db own dkm?

No...na fela own Dkm! Rabbish!!!

[i][/i] Lol ....am i lafin

Congrats oo! Bt i wun ask sumfin oo...shey na dis gel b d only celeb wey dey social media

pweetixandy: Shez gOt a hot bod..
but Wat dOeS she really want?

Just asking masef bout dat too

Man! U've got d biggest prob av eva seen for ma life..*consulting oracle*u knw watgo dey drink early morning urine nd dey eat much bitterleaf!am sure ur prob is gonna sure! *I rest ma case*

*5th to d last pic* hw d gel shape b lyk dat??she dey advertise toothpaste

Hmm! Wat should i say