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dingbang:
I even want it to happen soon ....

chisos! bro Abeg no go dat area oo.. haa see bad belle ppl

dingbang:
Poverty

hmmmm! bro Ur own case nah another level.. y poverty go fear u if u have faith in God?

Lol. Nobody wanna die young lah

Bumbae1:
Early death
Scary

maybe u need help me change it.. like i care!

dingbang:
Please change the title of your thread .. Its misleading. It should rather be "scares"

maybe u need help me change it.. like i care!

Epositive:
Death,,,, i don't want to die, not now ,not ever

i know it's inevitable tho


#positivevibes

well Death scares too but lossing out of heaven scares d most

Epositive:
Death,,,, i don't want to die, not now ,not ever

i know it's inevitable tho


#positivevibes

well Death scares too but lossing out of heaven scares d most

TrapQueen77:
Before this rapture come, soon the WWIII is about to start..North Korea is ready to drop bombs if provoke by the USA anytime...

dat is it.. it's almost at hand. so much bombing dis days.. May God just save our soul

torres89:
nothing actually
but this silly one
when am about to be injected by a nurse

lolzxzzxz.. bro u no well o.. Abi nah fear of seeing dat thing

Good Morning Folks!
Happy Sunday to yea All!

Well this type of trend always occurs when you are HomeAlone, alot quickly bursts into your mind.. so I decide to share dis trend with you guys.. what is the one thing that scares you the most? Something that brings out much fear when ever you hear or remember it?

For me.. Rapture! it scares d hell out of Me when ever I hear ppl talk or discuss about it

Bumbae1:
Hi All .. first topic lol been a while

So currently I have a friend who is going through some stuff .
She is so so inlove with her now fiancé but the problem is the guys family does not like her .. basically treat her like sh!t (3 year relationship)

As most are saying she should leave the guy as the family wont rest till she leaves ..

Who is a MAN? many would say, one who can impregnate a lady blah blah blah etc.. but I tell u, a man is one who can make a decision nd stands by it.. The mum don't like his bae nd so? is her mum gonna marry for him? d truth is d gurl has nothing to explain, if d guy loves her d key decision lies with him alone.. his mum/family can only pressure him..If he is matured to b called a Man he will follow his heart nd bear d consequences.. #IStandWithMyChoice

Foxyn:
I'm feeling very bad now.

I lost 5k to virtual football betting today plus the 10k I staked on today's games all in bet9ja.

I've lost more than that amount sha..

not that the money is really affecting my emotions now..

what is annoying me is the fact that I don't have any good thing to use the money and do

Why not do donation? go to motherless baby invest there and reap the reward of eternity.. Good heart pays

tosyne2much:
Hahaha can't stop laughing

lolzz.. Dat wrapper things dey vex die.. gurl of under 20 dey wear wrapper mtcheeew

MissCuppy:
Nice bo0bs.

lol.. d guy hidden inside a woman's vagina has finally come out.. more to b exposed soom

That Moment when she starts wearing wrapper up and down...

lefulefu:
bros e be like u too watch bollywood movies .in actual fact most of the indian ladies in naija look far frm the ones in bollywood .they always ugly and masculine looking .there was one pastor near my side with a small church married to an indian lady.omo if u see this woman she look like Ghandi .

lolzzzz..

Ok I see.. for ur mind u b champion... Honestly 2,000 still small Becos u neva Add me

If you live at OWERRI, pls BEWARE!
It happened two days ago in a hotel at world bank, I heard it yesterday. This world is becoming even more scary oh.
A newly married man saw a corper clothed seductively in her kit by the road. She was just too sexy to be overlooked. He picked
her up and abandoned the way home to a hotel. He lodged in with her. In less than five minutes he was on top of her.
The Corper was as flexible as a snake. When he was having sex with her, her moanings sounded like a 'hissing snake'. But he
was carried away with her moves and didn't really give his concern to it.The married man had sex with her over and over again.
He also paid her more than what they bargained but told her to spend the night him right there.
He slept and woke up an hour later with the intention of aving anoder round with her. He didn't find her on the bed. He heard hissing sounds in the bathroom. He scrambled out of bed to the bathroom. He opened the door. His heart drummed heavily as he saw big pythons talking to each other. He screamed.
The pythons leaped on him. He ran to the door and found it locked. The pythons crawled to him. He shouted for help and banged the door. The pythons got to him and jumps to strike him.
The room became very dark. He felt something cold touching his body. He searched with his hands and it felt like a cylinder with a hard skin impregnated with scales.
He finally felt something trying to swallow his head. He touched it and discovered it was a big snake trying to swallow him up.
The room was still dark. His head, down to his chest was inside the snake's mouth. The snake's poisonous saliva covered his face.
He started struggling but the snake pinned him down. He tried to scream for help but couldn't. He kicked his leg, used his hands but the snake was too strong. He managed to bite the snake's tongue. The snake got wounded and involuntarily vomits him.

*The only problem is, I don't know how the story ended.
I have been trying to get the full gist but to no avail.. pls if u heard or knew about the related story kindly add post the continuation, we must know how it ended.
Thanks for ur time

Nbote:
My broda U'll choke to death with dat boobi in mouth... B is beta o jare, what's d bed for if u still have to carry again on top d bed.. C is only gud for cuddling and not for slip, Dude no go comfortable jare

If A fit choke u.. dem no tell u say B fit break ur prick? go for the sexy one.. Nd have a wonderful sleep

I swear! A make sense die.. dat is d beauty of sleeping with bae... nah dream land to heaven b dat... lol

[quote author=deprof9 post=55913859]hello everyone, I met this girl few months back we dated and she told me she loves me and she can't live without me.

I got an advice for u bro.. buy ur own car speak Americana she will come begging.. Abeg any more post?

olasaad:
Lol...na Bollywood movie's, most of them you see around are not that pretty, they are just there as Nigga girls are even sexy than them because average India are fat.

sweetheart I don't belive u oo.. Indians are very very pweety.. naija babes can't compete dem

Fmartin:
even witout jamb, dey fit gv u admission to study sexology wt does grades

lolzzzzzzx.. even Uni self go fear dat grade

Rtopzy:
Who tell u? Indians full naija o

confirm.. him no know.. me I dey suspect say u fit b Indian 9ja

Rtopzy:
Who tell u? Indians full naija o

confirm.. him no know.. me I dey suspect say u fit b Indian 9ja

Fmartin:
bt india no dey naija nw

chai! me I must find my own India for 9ja.. I swear i don package how she go look

Pweety-B2
Sexy-A1
Boobs-B3
Hips-A1
Lips-A1

If i tell u, u wont belive me.. 700k is all i need from d opposite

would like to marry from India.. If any bae see my okombo outside again make em just know say I dey find trouble... see how our life go dey.. even without love making just looking at her beauty go satisfy me.. even self nah she go b my food.. proudly Imolite

A burglar and a criminal which is a thief

younghartz:
4 days

after d break up go home and cry a river for day 1 nd 2....

DAY 3. get enough materials to build a bridge over d river(tears)

DAY 4. Cross that bridge and burn it down....you ain't going back there....

don't ever delete your ex from your social life,let him/her sees how happy You are without him or her in your life...



real OG

Nah d real thing lah

Two days at maximum.. how? Becos I always do have a back-up...

Hilarious! Meet the guy in Nairaland with yhe world's most foolish post

Around 2013, i read about one penis enlargement exercise called Jelqing (you can read about it online), and I started doing it. I swear, I didn't believe it would work. I used be around 6.5 then, and that was already considered bigger than average. It was just recently when the complaining got too much I decided to measure again, and found out I was 7 inches.

Confused dude..

Around 2013, i read about one penis enlargement exercise called Jelqing (you can read about it online), and I started doing it. I swear, I didn't believe it would work. I used be around 6.5 then, and that was already considered bigger than average. It was just recently when the complaining got too much I decided to measure again, and found out I was 7 inches.

Confused dude..