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Tenrack:
interesting. I can't recall ever experiencing anything that traumatic. I've always been adverse to touch. Even public display of affection I don't like it.

The public display of affection is quite relatable o ....Baba, ah nor like am @aallll (no matter how I take love u)
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He bin get one day wey one of my female coursemate back in Uni. days try hug me sef after we return from a long period break laidat....na the pointer for her front dey waka my mind upanddan oo (u fee call me pervert sha). Coz, normal normal...to feel the warmth of a bwesss nor be here o.
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Hugging just get as he be...since it's not our culture.

POCO LEE ti jò wónu Gutter! (in Bella's voice)

POCO LEE ti jò wónu Gutter! (in Bella's voice)

Leepeak:
Sex tests compatibility, not commitment: Intimacy can show if physical chemistry exists, but e no guarantee a serious future.

Character comes first: Men who are ready for a real relationship evaluate a woman's character, loyalty, communication, and mindset—not just bedroom access.

No single formula: Expecting sex to be the trigger that turns a casual vibe into a serious relationship often leads to heartbreak. Intentions ought to be clear before clothes start coming off.











All this talk na carry talk, and people when never fvck over rate sex, remember my ex Sarah now married Everytime I dey always fvck her, I ask of sex more like even drinking water, and she gives me not even complaining, weather she dey use me cure konji only God knows the day this babe open to for me I see kpekus run

Sex exist in the mind of those who never nack

Just get money pussy is water
I tire

LEGEND!

BrosG007:
YAYA TOURÉ, also made history as the most viewed ads in midnight

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Kindly elucidate Bro....what type of Ad

At least, he don make HISTORY now.
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He go park himself commot for our usual XXXTENSION site dey shout "Hi, I'm Yahaya Toure!!" upanddan...like WTF Bro!!! we know already. f-off jerè
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Only LEGENDS will understand✌️

Awón weréy...dem don start AGAIN!!!
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Make anybody go write am down....North gass loose commot for this shii**tt hole before Nigeria go better.

Firstly...I sincerely sympathise with you on this. No one is immune to mistakes in this life. (we're all on a life-long learning Institute in this entity called 🌎)

Secondly, from all of your replies to people's comments and all (even with your original post which is the "subject matter") you seem to be a KIND HEARTED and SOFTLY SPOKEN individual who could barely hurt a fly. May you find favours too.

Just to save repeated reiterations....Scammers really have their ways (they're smart individuals). Out of all the comments posted, the only reasonable one amongst all is the person who pointed out that if the recipient account is a random POS operator and that if he/she still has some change left in the account, then the FREEZING of a thing will work out which might enable you get some of your funds back.

Just that Nigeria is such a F33KKED up country whereby somethings don't really work out the way it ought to be. Just be of góod cheers and try your possible best on it's recovery process. I pray it works out good

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Baddest!!!!!



Please don't make racist and tribalistic comments on this section

fyneboi79:
You are just surrounded by poor and unimaginative men....the right price will spread any married woman's legs with immediate alacrity

this wan LOUD Oo

Abeg no one is immune to mistakes...A.I na blessing and not a curse.

eniteden:
Chai why i no see ur comment on time,i don waste time register

It's CLOSED 🔒 Bro.


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Make anybody nor bother him/herself for this programme...dem no dey pay shishi. Unless, one is done with the programme and you get any viable biz plan, then u fit get seed funding for startup.
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This Baba na weréy...he no dey give stipend to participant

thesolutions:
With yam that big, it's a no no. It should be diced in smaller bits.
Yam and beans porridge is key. But beans and potatoes is keyer.

Hunger neva hol you..."with yam dat big"

Glimpsetv:
What started as a fun robot dog demonstration quickly turned into absolute chaos.

IShowSpeed proudly showed off his new Chinese-made robot dog, claiming it cost $100,000. Excited to test its capabilities, he began giving it simple commands like "sit," "give me your paw," and even "backflip." The high-tech machine executed every command flawlessly, leaving Speed amazed.
Then he gave it one final command...
"Bark."

Instead of barking, the robot suddenly blasted flames in his direction. Completely caught off guard, Speed screamed, leaped backward, and dove straight into the swimming pool to escape the unexpected burst of fire.

As he splashed around in panic, the robot kept shooting flames, turning what was supposed to be a simple demonstration into one of the craziest moments of the stream.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEafCUHCpYI?si=Qf8dxufQAvgk9m13

In summary....Olówofóworakú

SlavaUkraini:
https://www.thecable.ng/atiku-kogi-school-attack-shows-fg-has-failed-to-protect-nigerian-children/

I sincerely hope this man (Atiku himself) doesn't have a hand in all this shiityy everytime abduction sef ...coz considering this his long contest from time immemorial.
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Everybody na suspect unless proven otherwise sha
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#thinkingoutloud

Some ppl are "PURE PERVERTS" no doubt....as we get mad ppl for Oyinbo naso he dey in blacks too
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My koncern na how manage camera dey take dey active for this kain situation...na who dey quick pick-up such moment into recording?

NaijaNaWaa:
If before marriage you spot a habit that you can't stand, then FLEE immediately. For example, if like me you can't tolerate seeing a lady's dirty underwear, then don't proceed with the marriage if your fiancee is in the habit of not washing her underwears immediately after wearing them. She'll turn your house into a waste bin of smelly dross and ragged bras after marriage; and you'll be perpetually miserable living with her and her dirty habit.

Lol

Dalohad:
How can you celebrate a clueless, incompetent and murderous dead and now rotten buhari..

A man that Nigerians want to forget in a hurry. His name lives a bitter taste in the mouth of every sane Nigerian.

May buhari reincarnate as a gutter rat to be crushed again on the road by an overspeeding Keke napep.

Evil tribalistic and wicked man .Tueh

Alexreports you sef, have some shame. Na every otimkpu publication you must collect?

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My belle o Jesu!!!

obiekunie01:
This is superb!

Bros are you from Anambra?

We are still many that follow tradition in my hometown. Though some still go to church for to be a part of a society.

Tradition keeps you clean and pure - because it is built on one simple principle: Anything you know tht if somebody do you it will pain you, dont do it to another person. If you follow this simple rule, you will have a clean heart and a clean soul.

Thumps up sir. Don't allow them to bully you into their imported rubbish religions.

She's a FEMALE broda man

Sonnobax15:

Na 3 months old marriage don dey experience traffic like this so

Bro,it seems you guys rushed into the marriage too early. The time you guys were supposed to use for dating and courting,una rush convert am into marriage.

Funny enough how you fell for the idea of her managing with you . Just pray that Tinubu shouldn't win his reelection . If not,na then the real Hulk Hogan spirit go take unleash for your wife body come out

Baba you brutal oo

Ni Kinni?
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What's all this perforation for

BATified2023:
Lately I stumbled on a video by the wife of the president saying youths should venture into akara selling and road side corn roasting and I observe reactions on social media with many insulting her and calling her all sorts of name.

What I notice about the whole charade is that people who insult her the most fall into two different categories....

*The Gen Z who believe all Nigeria problem started with Tinubu

*The political haters who hates Tinubu and his family and whatever they say even though it's pure common sense they will oppose it.

Let me give some real life examples before going to my point, anyone who have been around since 2010 upward or any graduate from 2010 upwards knows for sure that getting a job is one of the hardest thing, infact we joke about it that it's after service that you know the meaning of so help me God at the end of your service year.

My blood brother finished service in the era of yaradua and despite his good results and some connections he couldn't get a reasonable job, he thought about using one of the abandoned station wagon bus in the compound for logistics and gradually he established himself, got married and now into hospitality with 2 solid hotels. When I finished too, I was also job hunting and I dabbled into modern day slavery for 19 months (private school teaching is what I call modern day slavery) to keep me busy,after 19 months I left n started a gas outlet and pos shop, thank God today I am also into logistics and I have a mini gas station.

This and many more are what graduates use in getting way forward in life because it's obvious Nigeria have been like this for long and graduates have been abandoning certificate to get dirty and make money, it never started during Tinubu presidency so what's the fuse about? This same thing happened to my landlord children, they are both graduate but because they both couldn't get a job they now own fashion school, my wife is also a caterer and a big time food vendor, so why are many people shouting as if it is today that unemployment started?

What prompted me to create this thread was one annoying guy that we served together during JONATHAN regime, we finished and he too couldn't get a job, he learnt electrician work and today he has employed people too, imagine him now insulting the government and insulting Tinubu for telling youth to get engaged instead of waiting for government when it's obvious it's not everyone that will get a government job.

I asked him one question "u always shout Jonathan era was the best, y didn't u get a job then?
Why don't you wait for Jonathan to come and give you job?
Why did you get something doing instead of to sit down and blame the government everyday.


Like seriously what pisses me off about critics of today is that they are just hypocrites, when you hear them talk you will think all Nigeria problem started with Tinubu,no be one person be president when fela sang international thief thief?

No be one person be president when dagrin sang democazy?
No be one person be president when eedris abdulkareem sang Nigeria jagajaga?

Why do some people now present it as if all our problem started in 2023?

We that have been around for long knows many problems Nigerians have faced and are facing so it's annoying to always talk as if Nigeria started

TBH, you've rightly made an 💯% salient, profound and reasonable points.
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Now, there's this adage in the Yoruba language (dunno if you're one) which goes thus: Osá bi'o le gbémi...sé mi bi osé bami which simple translates to..."a Diety which couldn't help/support you in times of your needs should just jejély leave you the way he met you". not coming to add more woes/sorrows to your life.
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All the above examples you gave pointed a finger or 2 at me too...finding a job after service year was so daunting with no hope in sight. BUT thank God we've learnt one or two stuffs about I.T (most especially - PRINTING) before we gained admission which later became a corner-stone I had to lean back on (now raking in cool cash everyday).
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The truth is that: this is 2026, no country in the world 🌎, and I repeat, no country would be going at this pace/directions Nigeria is moving...would ever make any HEADWAY. This same person who condemned Jonathan to the bone then...now having his own fair share of what he once shouted about (with no solution).
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No doubt, Nigerians are hardworking/resilient people...that's actually their yardstick for unleashing every of their evil act upon us (they'll be like, lets just give them time... they'll shout and keep quiet with time)
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This Baba has no vision for the country, he only came to satisfy his ego...now you've accomplished what you've been nurturing in your mind since when you claimed you fought the military during the NADECO era and majority of the populace said they don't want you anymore...IS IT BY-FORCE?
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Honestly, one can go on-and-on coz it is so appalling and if care is not taken, he would turn himself to an emperor dictating from every corners of his parlour upon retirement if mistakenly re-elected (that is if the cold hands of death hasn't taken him away)...when no be say na Cameron or Libya we dey.

VeryWickedMan:
The white cute one over there is a Lhasa Apso.
But you see this one in front wagging his tail and trying to form posh is a confam Ekuke shithound.

He cannot deceive me. I know them like the back of my palm.
He's a traitor and can sell you out for peanuts anytime.

Thank you.

Jesus!!!!
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On the other hand, he fit be SALUKI sha

I do strongly believe that the 'transponder' must have been switched off manually then diverted off-course which makes it even more difficult to trace. Moreso, according to answers from A.I, there's this thing called a "satellite handshakes"🤝 from flights in the sky (which also helps/assists in tracking) which has been recalled from satellite 📡 data to actually ascertain it changed course.

Perhaps maybe when diverted off-course, it ran several miles on the INDIAN OCEAN (according to several articles) thereby leading to it's fuel exhaustion.

It ultimately reveals to us that this LIFE remains a mystery. You can't actually tell if "GOD" exists somewhere and probably if he does...maybe He just dey use us do Asun

Looll ..... just Lol 😂
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Godsown0:
Shey no be that seed wey dey hurt body if rubbed against floor be that?

Omóh.....you don teeey for this life oo

⁠we’ll ⁠go right back to dropping bombs right smack ⁠in ‌the MIDDLE of their head, OK?”
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Trump na weréy, ajeh

Baba... No one dey help anybody for this life. Na only pesin wey God send to you nahin go help you.

#nor-too-think-am

nony43:
Politicians, I saw Amaechi getting angry with a journalist for suggesting VP weeks ago.

Never trust Politicians!!

Lol...just "Lol"
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Please take a moment to write a quality post with at least 20 characters.

Which kain RESTORATION
When everywhere don STEW finish