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Goodmarlian:
There is this girl I have being wooing for a while now,she replies my chats with speed,
She views almost everything I post on my status and likes them ,subconsciously I got convinced she likes me and mind you she is a church girl type who attends fellowship regularly.this girls always checks up on me first and I found it cool.

2 days ago I tried testing the waters I told her I would like her to come around and spend some time with me she declined so I concluded it could be because of her religious upbringing she may consider it morally wrong so I didn’t bother her again.

We just continued talking after some time in the middle of our conversation she told me she can’t date a guy like me and I asked her why she just kept me on hold for a long time she didn’t reply I immediately cancelled her in my mind because a girl who genuinely likes you will not make such a statement I knew this one wants to play mind games with me so I just told her not to worry that I never really liked her either that I have friendzone her since the day she refused to come around when I asked her
This girl immediately replied me bye bye and blocked me asap

I saw her this morning she was looking so sad and didn’t even greet me.
My question is since she doesn’t wanna date a guy like me why is she sad I made such a statement women reject men with brutality and get depressed when the same is done to them .

She get OCD.
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And you belong the the SIMP empire.

Jman06:
Excuses to coverup their exploitation of Nigerians! Only the gullible would believe them!

The Real gullible ones indeed. They're even explaining how the f3oorkk Whatsapp and a 15sec of Tittok video drains data (awón eleríbu)
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If one could be opportuned to see the EXPLOITATIONS of these people ehn, one would be so shocked!

Una wey dey try understand women, I greet una oo!

Negroid001:
See wetin Tall Lizzy, Chidinma, Queen Diva and Pato don cause.

Agbaaaawoo!!!

mecuries:
“My preaching centred on telling people to embrace fear of God and stop blaming leaders for the insecurity, particularly President Tinubu, because only God’s intervention can stop the challenges with the power of prayers, and that didn’t go down well with the committee of the mosque."


Saudi Arabia pays the United States billions of dollars for arms deal, while these guys are here talking about "God" for protection. Ancient Greek says "the gods help them that help themselves"

May you never die young!
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That's PROFOUND!

Dogalmighty17:
Why are they bringing a grandma to perform? Brandi was old school already in the 90s

Really?
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Na who Auntie Tiwa bin learn from?

Extrazee:
It is finished. The Nigeria we used to know is gone.
We now import artistes whose careers ended decades ago because we cannot afford the newer ones.

You ain't in vogue in anyway...SMH
So Lil'Baby and Khelani are artistes whose career ended a long time ago as postulated by you bah??...
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We even saabí that of Brandy,...but be it as it may, she's still a damn music goddess. (GOan ask Auntie Tiwa)
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You don't know much of foreign music, you dey form woke abi??

wellmax:
Ask AA
Is it true that your former boss said you are a big thief?

Who con fit be the Pastor keh
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Abi na Yarimó ni?

Make una make mistake try am for the second time

Mattswaggz:
Nigerians have so destroyed their home....made it some sort of hell and are now shamelessly celebrating being citizens of other countries....countries that would instantly link them to their ancestry once they do something wrong and even insult them racially.

The countries y'all are celebrating their citizenship didn't get where they are by luck....their ancestors/forefathers fought for it and put in the work...so if y'all like, don't do the needful..be there celebrating mediocrity ignorant of the fact that they'll always see y'all as less and would disown you without a second thought especially if you do something wrong.

No TRUER words spoken....God bless you!

This ppl dey MARCH in advance for the suffer wey dem go suffer again for the second time.
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Who do us laidis for this corn 🌽 tree

buygala:
Sex with the same person gets tiring, even in relationships


Preek wey go immediately rise for new catch go dey in coma for girlfriend of 3 years... meanwhile another man preek dey rise because that your girlfriend smiled at him


Na so life be

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Baba, na LEGEND you be ooo!!

Fiscus105:
In ur 17 - 25, both boys and girls. Make sure you lay your hands in whatever that would be bringing income to you legitimately.

Before you reach 35, "if God his in your side", many customers would have identified you with such job/business and the income from that business/job, would have grown up to a level,in which, it would be able to carry you, wife and expected kids going forward.

Unfortunately, this is stage in which, they normally leave larger than life, "believing future is very beautiful and great", even when it's opposite.
When they finally out from that stage of life, to start becomes difficult, to go forward not possible, hence stagnancy for the rest of life.

Check around today, many are unable to put wife at home, and for women who thought, one day, men will start carrying their burdens for them, they are lamenting in that men's houses, because, nobody can take care of yourself like you and only you.

The Best ADVICE so-far !
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Make he visit the whole shrine across the world 🌎....he dey commot for dah seat come 2027 by God's grace

Goo0dHardDick:
What happened to feminism? I thought we're all equal?

Men are not the head of the family ok. We're all equal and must do everything at home equally, 50-50

Great Response!!!!
The girl na one kain UNREPENTANT feminist

SWriceBEGGER:
There is one thing I understand

If I am the president I will raise kpomo price to one per 4k

Gbegiri/ewedu a plate 15k

Akarara 1 600naira

Bread 14k


Ngeeee 11 razor facemask caro white need to get brain it's that simple

and you think this is actually FUNNY?

Honestly speaking, coming to Nairaland frequently has been one of the best thing to ever happen to me. You'll actually think you've seen and heard it all until you find your way here... people with sound intellect (I mean EXTREMELY SOUND) and the few mad ones will actually make your day.
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My friend, you ain't the only one in this shoes. Going through all what you've wrote actually made me feel like I'm reading my own story. I'm also in my mid 30s and I'm a very KUNK introvert (if such word exist). They usually refer to it sometimes as MID-LIFE CRISES.
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I instantly detest you when you talk too much in my presence...Dramas (most especially from women) I love my space, I hardly get along with people. But you see, there aren't any rules to life (just be yourself and be happy) that's all that matters.
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In terms of relationship, pls do not make yourself appear desperate to women (I'm seriously pleading with you on this) yea, be free....make friends and whatever. As someone have earlier said on the thread, you'll later need this your peace of mind when you fall into a wrong or toxic relationship.
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That been said, keep doing what you love most. As for me, I can have my earpiece plugged in my ears listening to music all-day, I'm a graphics designer as well whose work require long-hours of work with a PC.....There're quite pathetic and crazyy human being everywhere (both Genders) until you fall prey to one.... you'll never know how peaceful you were.
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Peace ✌️

The song for the BACKGROUND really complement her madness!

gracias124:
something wey I already know since 15 years ago when I was 16 years old, there was this my friend, that time during 2go era all of us dey use his picture to get girls on 2go, I swear to God I have never use his picture and got rejected. infact it was his picture I used and had my first sex, i sent it to a girl nd claimed it was me she fall in love and visit me, I knack her nd claim that the picture is edited

One weréy spotted
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awón werèy oníro

BigElEddy:
You people are still trying to understand those creatures? Suffer no the tire una

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What's so new??
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The normal conventional keyboard ⌨️ could type YORUBA or IGBO easily befr nah.
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Abii na me dey miss something

b0rn2fuck:
chase as in what, if you no show energy say you like me ,I won't even make a move

Kukuma mention my name Baba!

Dogalmighty17:
Cost of data boys. Jonathan paid his own guys 500k to 1m at a minimum. Tinubu's data boys are excited for being paid 30k.
In their private moments though, they bitterly lament and gripe painfully on how Tinubu's economic policies are a massive failure and are indefensible.
See one of them that calls himself RichTaiwo below.

my Bello!!!
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Viccur:
What if reverse is the case, can the husband report, while the wife faces the same punishment?

Lol
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Chukaben001:
https://leadership.ng/sex-without-wifes-consent-can-attract-life-imprisonment-lagos-dpp-warns/

from Daddy Junior to Ex-convict
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The man sef laugh at the end of the long writeup

heartmosphere:
What is marriage?

Before you answer “two people who love each other,” think about it again.
Because if marriage were simply about love, loving couples would never struggle.
Marriage is a covenant between a man and a woman to build one life together, under a shared commitment, through changing seasons, imperfect moments, conflict, growth and everything life brings.
Love brings two people together.

But commitment, understanding, sacrifice, communication and shared values are what help them build together.
And for Christians, that covenant is ultimately lived under God's design.

This is soooo PROFOUND!!!

Tenrack:
interesting. I can't recall ever experiencing anything that traumatic. I've always been adverse to touch. Even public display of affection I don't like it.

The public display of affection is quite relatable o ....Baba, ah nor like am @aallll (no matter how I take love u)
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He bin get one day wey one of my female coursemate back in Uni. days try hug me sef after we return from a long period break laidat....na the pointer for her front dey waka my mind upanddan oo (u fee call me pervert sha). Coz, normal normal...to feel the warmth of a bwesss nor be here o.
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Hugging just get as he be...since it's not our culture.

POCO LEE ti jò wónu Gutter! (in Bella's voice)