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Glimpsetv:
What started as a fun robot dog demonstration quickly turned into absolute chaos.

IShowSpeed proudly showed off his new Chinese-made robot dog, claiming it cost $100,000. Excited to test its capabilities, he began giving it simple commands like "sit," "give me your paw," and even "backflip." The high-tech machine executed every command flawlessly, leaving Speed amazed.
Then he gave it one final command...
"Bark."

Instead of barking, the robot suddenly blasted flames in his direction. Completely caught off guard, Speed screamed, leaped backward, and dove straight into the swimming pool to escape the unexpected burst of fire.

As he splashed around in panic, the robot kept shooting flames, turning what was supposed to be a simple demonstration into one of the craziest moments of the stream.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEafCUHCpYI?si=Qf8dxufQAvgk9m13

In summary....Olówofóworakú

SlavaUkraini:
https://www.thecable.ng/atiku-kogi-school-attack-shows-fg-has-failed-to-protect-nigerian-children/

I sincerely hope this man (Atiku himself) doesn't have a hand in all this shiityy everytime abduction sef ...coz considering this his long contest from time immemorial.
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Everybody na suspect unless proven otherwise sha
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#thinkingoutloud

Some ppl are "PURE PERVERTS" no doubt....as we get mad ppl for Oyinbo naso he dey in blacks too
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My koncern na how manage camera dey take dey active for this kain situation...na who dey quick pick-up such moment into recording?

NaijaNaWaa:
If before marriage you spot a habit that you can't stand, then FLEE immediately. For example, if like me you can't tolerate seeing a lady's dirty underwear, then don't proceed with the marriage if your fiancee is in the habit of not washing her underwears immediately after wearing them. She'll turn your house into a waste bin of smelly dross and ragged bras after marriage; and you'll be perpetually miserable living with her and her dirty habit.

Lol

Dalohad:
How can you celebrate a clueless, incompetent and murderous dead and now rotten buhari..

A man that Nigerians want to forget in a hurry. His name lives a bitter taste in the mouth of every sane Nigerian.

May buhari reincarnate as a gutter rat to be crushed again on the road by an overspeeding Keke napep.

Evil tribalistic and wicked man .Tueh

Alexreports you sef, have some shame. Na every otimkpu publication you must collect?

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My belle o Jesu!!!

obiekunie01:
This is superb!

Bros are you from Anambra?

We are still many that follow tradition in my hometown. Though some still go to church for to be a part of a society.

Tradition keeps you clean and pure - because it is built on one simple principle: Anything you know tht if somebody do you it will pain you, dont do it to another person. If you follow this simple rule, you will have a clean heart and a clean soul.

Thumps up sir. Don't allow them to bully you into their imported rubbish religions.

She's a FEMALE broda man

Sonnobax15:

Na 3 months old marriage don dey experience traffic like this so

Bro,it seems you guys rushed into the marriage too early. The time you guys were supposed to use for dating and courting,una rush convert am into marriage.

Funny enough how you fell for the idea of her managing with you . Just pray that Tinubu shouldn't win his reelection . If not,na then the real Hulk Hogan spirit go take unleash for your wife body come out

Baba you brutal oo

Ni Kinni?
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What's all this perforation for

BATified2023:
Lately I stumbled on a video by the wife of the president saying youths should venture into akara selling and road side corn roasting and I observe reactions on social media with many insulting her and calling her all sorts of name.

What I notice about the whole charade is that people who insult her the most fall into two different categories....

*The Gen Z who believe all Nigeria problem started with Tinubu

*The political haters who hates Tinubu and his family and whatever they say even though it's pure common sense they will oppose it.

Let me give some real life examples before going to my point, anyone who have been around since 2010 upward or any graduate from 2010 upwards knows for sure that getting a job is one of the hardest thing, infact we joke about it that it's after service that you know the meaning of so help me God at the end of your service year.

My blood brother finished service in the era of yaradua and despite his good results and some connections he couldn't get a reasonable job, he thought about using one of the abandoned station wagon bus in the compound for logistics and gradually he established himself, got married and now into hospitality with 2 solid hotels. When I finished too, I was also job hunting and I dabbled into modern day slavery for 19 months (private school teaching is what I call modern day slavery) to keep me busy,after 19 months I left n started a gas outlet and pos shop, thank God today I am also into logistics and I have a mini gas station.

This and many more are what graduates use in getting way forward in life because it's obvious Nigeria have been like this for long and graduates have been abandoning certificate to get dirty and make money, it never started during Tinubu presidency so what's the fuse about? This same thing happened to my landlord children, they are both graduate but because they both couldn't get a job they now own fashion school, my wife is also a caterer and a big time food vendor, so why are many people shouting as if it is today that unemployment started?

What prompted me to create this thread was one annoying guy that we served together during JONATHAN regime, we finished and he too couldn't get a job, he learnt electrician work and today he has employed people too, imagine him now insulting the government and insulting Tinubu for telling youth to get engaged instead of waiting for government when it's obvious it's not everyone that will get a government job.

I asked him one question "u always shout Jonathan era was the best, y didn't u get a job then?
Why don't you wait for Jonathan to come and give you job?
Why did you get something doing instead of to sit down and blame the government everyday.


Like seriously what pisses me off about critics of today is that they are just hypocrites, when you hear them talk you will think all Nigeria problem started with Tinubu,no be one person be president when fela sang international thief thief?

No be one person be president when dagrin sang democazy?
No be one person be president when eedris abdulkareem sang Nigeria jagajaga?

Why do some people now present it as if all our problem started in 2023?

We that have been around for long knows many problems Nigerians have faced and are facing so it's annoying to always talk as if Nigeria started

TBH, you've rightly made an 💯% salient, profound and reasonable points.
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Now, there's this adage in the Yoruba language (dunno if you're one) which goes thus: Osá bi'o le gbémi...sé mi bi osé bami which simple translates to..."a Diety which couldn't help/support you in times of your needs should just jejély leave you the way he met you". not coming to add more woes/sorrows to your life.
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All the above examples you gave pointed a finger or 2 at me too...finding a job after service year was so daunting with no hope in sight. BUT thank God we've learnt one or two stuffs about I.T (most especially - PRINTING) before we gained admission which later became a corner-stone I had to lean back on (now raking in cool cash everyday).
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The truth is that: this is 2026, no country in the world 🌎, and I repeat, no country would be going at this pace/directions Nigeria is moving...would ever make any HEADWAY. This same person who condemned Jonathan to the bone then...now having his own fair share of what he once shouted about (with no solution).
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No doubt, Nigerians are hardworking/resilient people...that's actually their yardstick for unleashing every of their evil act upon us (they'll be like, lets just give them time... they'll shout and keep quiet with time)
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This Baba has no vision for the country, he only came to satisfy his ego...now you've accomplished what you've been nurturing in your mind since when you claimed you fought the military during the NADECO era and majority of the populace said they don't want you anymore...IS IT BY-FORCE?
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Honestly, one can go on-and-on coz it is so appalling and if care is not taken, he would turn himself to an emperor dictating from every corners of his parlour upon retirement if mistakenly re-elected (that is if the cold hands of death hasn't taken him away)...when no be say na Cameron or Libya we dey.

VeryWickedMan:
The white cute one over there is a Lhasa Apso.
But you see this one in front wagging his tail and trying to form posh is a confam Ekuke shithound.

He cannot deceive me. I know them like the back of my palm.
He's a traitor and can sell you out for peanuts anytime.

Thank you.

Jesus!!!!
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On the other hand, he fit be SALUKI sha

I do strongly believe that the 'transponder' must have been switched off manually then diverted off-course which makes it even more difficult to trace. Moreso, according to answers from A.I, there's this thing called a "satellite handshakes"🤝 from flights in the sky (which also helps/assists in tracking) which has been recalled from satellite 📡 data to actually ascertain it changed course.

Perhaps maybe when diverted off-course, it ran several miles on the INDIAN OCEAN (according to several articles) thereby leading to it's fuel exhaustion.

It ultimately reveals to us that this LIFE remains a mystery. You can't actually tell if "GOD" exists somewhere and probably if he does...maybe He just dey use us do Asun

Looll ..... just Lol 😂
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Not enough original content

Godsown0:
Shey no be that seed wey dey hurt body if rubbed against floor be that?

Omóh.....you don teeey for this life oo

⁠we’ll ⁠go right back to dropping bombs right smack ⁠in ‌the MIDDLE of their head, OK?”
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Trump na weréy, ajeh

Baba... No one dey help anybody for this life. Na only pesin wey God send to you nahin go help you.

#nor-too-think-am

nony43:
Politicians, I saw Amaechi getting angry with a journalist for suggesting VP weeks ago.

Never trust Politicians!!

Lol...just "Lol"
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Not enough original content
Please take a moment to write a quality post with at least 20 characters.

Which kain RESTORATION
When everywhere don STEW finish

SamuraiXXX:
Na rubbish you dey talk!

You well? who the f33k are you?

A true testament that KARMA does truly exist...after so many years, same thing he wished someone was said to him.
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Omóh, this internet lasan na ASSISTANT to Karma o

Narailand and this not enough CONTENT
Mouna free person Jooor
Attachments: (maximum size: 4MB for pictures and 250kB for other files)

A true testament that KARMA does truly exist...after so many years, same thing he wished someone was said to him.
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Omóh, this internet lasan na ASSISTANT to Karma o

Lithiumite:
Then why is it called a celebration of life,it represents the legacies of the dearly departed and as xtians,you should be happy when the person has gone to sleep in the bosom of the lord.......in my culture,nobody forces you to throw lavish burials,if you can afford it,that's fine and also the death of a minor or someone considered still young below 50 yrs isn't usually celebrated.......anyone older than the deceased also doesn't eat the food served at the burial......but that one nah before o,people noh send again because of sapa.

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Not enough original content

Sometimes, I sit back and wonder what can actually liberate Africans from this mess we've found ourselves. TBH, it's not funny anymore....countries all over the world 🌎 are thriving on new innovations and inventions to @least make humanity burden more lighter. Here, an old man dey test gun pointed to his stomach to see if him JuJu go perform wonders ...just like someone has said above, he don default on some things wey dey fortify am. For God's sake...this is 2026.
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There's nothing bad in partying & merrying... don't get me wrong. Oyibo sef get their own traditional/cultural display whatever. But na this JuJu things dem go dey see Africans.
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I sincerely appreciate the fact say CAMERA these days dey bring sooo many things to our bare face....he shockingly go rupture organs wey dey in good mood inside am for no reason
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no RIP to waste abeg.

Freelancing is cool no doubt...
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I operate as a GRAPHICS DESIGNER too, it has been quite awesome all the way, buh sooo many rookies has infiltrated this line of work. I wouldn't really advise anyone to still learn it coz they're too many GD in town now.
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They charge ridiculous amount which doesn't even complement your effort, time, resources imputed and all (it's tiring man). Buh nevertheless, anyone who's still willing should make sure he's very good at it...and I mean EXTREMELY good so as to level up and make good dough.

DeclanR:
Make una try dey pity us Na.
Tell Mr president the truth. We are suffering

Lol 😆

Weréy say THIRD SEMESTER moof3kka!!

Things have really gone baaaaad in this country with no rescue in sight.
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Just do all you have to do not to fall victim of anything in this shiiiit hole, else... you're on your OWN.

This OP actually knew what he was getting into, according to him...he said the SM is very beautiful to behold et al
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There's this Yoruba popular saying "timu timu ko egbín da'sinu which can be narrowed down to most SM. They come with lots of baggage from their previous relatnshps.
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No one is immune to Mistakes in life, we all make them in one way or the other...if we don't make mistakes, then we ain't human beings anymore.
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She actually wanted to only sample you...na you go dey do lover boy.

ravensckar:
My favourite saying; "when a man dates or marries a single mother, even the devil automatically leaves him alone".

Having dated 2 single mothers myself, I can relate to the OP's story. Those set of ladies are evil personified. However, if you know how to play the game, you go enjoy tire. Their favourite tactics are as follows;

- They play the victim mentality game.
- They lure you in with their initial sweetness, once you're hooked, they unleash evil on you.
- They are adept at gsslighting and manipulation. A single mother can make you empty your bank account without you realizing it.
- Séx means nothing to them, yet, they will use it to control your destiny.
- Their child/children from their previous relationship is their number one priority.
- No matter how much they claim to love you, you're just a means to an end. They are only using you for what you're bringing to the table.

To counteract their manipulation, pretend to love and accept their child as your own. Then, she will loose guard and hand over control to you. That way, you own her heart, body and soul and you can do whatever you like with it.

Don't ask me how I know these, I no get power to explain, I'm having a headache in my stomach.

#Picks_tooth

The best comment so far
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Pesin wey get first-hand experience
Thumbs 👍 Bro

Akalia:
In a country like Nigeria , a rich guy carries the day always. Staggering number of hungry and dependent women in Nigeria.

and for una weirdest dream...una think say NIGERIA go come better with all these??
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Two things needs to be dealt with DECISIVELY in this country, if naija wan move forward and we wanna see a little bit of changes:
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1. Corruption
2. These their yeye party defections
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Death penalty for the for former if pronounced guilty by Court of Law while loosing your current office if you wanna defect to another party for the later.
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Lobátan

franchasofficia:
Lolz I understand your points, but marriage is good to some extent, the joy of having kids in wedlock is unquantifiable. This is the number one gain men get in marriage; having kids in wedlock and for the continuation of your lineage.


Any guy planning to marry because he wants sexual satisfaction is wasting his time, he will definitely regret because that your super gorgeous hot wife will become unattractive to you at some point, not because she has gotten fat or out of shape, nope but because of the natural form of men that makes them lose sexual attraction for a woman they are seeing and living together with over time which is the main cause of men cheating that nobody talks about.

Controlled polygamy would have helped to solve this issue to an extent, I could be wrong.

So any guy looking to marry a very hot or pretty lady hoping that will make him not to cheat is wasting his time, let him marry her first and give himself 5 years maximum lol.



Now back to the main benefit of marriage to men; procreation in wedlock, you need to see how I play with my daughters, you will think I am a baby like them and you need to see their joy, we play like puppies, sometimes it makes me wish they remain this age cos of the super bond lol.



But it comes with too many responsibilities sha, the financial responsibilities of sustaining a quality family nowadays anywhere in the world is not for the faint hearted lol


If I am to give advice based on my bad guy side, I would advice rich guys not to marry lol, and if you must marry as a rich guy, marry a girl from a rich family background not even a girl that hustled to become rich, run from them.


But then, my Godly side is against such ungodly counsel, so I will advice all guys to marry but when they are financially and emotionally ready to overlook and ignore many things and to play fool sometimes, not because you are a fool but for the sake of peace and for the sake of the kids.

💯 For you Sir