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make we stop all this lie na...the year still young

Isabi4lov:
As a father to his daughter

that's sarcasm Bra!...dnt be a pervert

with all this thing wey she carry So....which kain human being di**k nor go rise up sing national ANTHEM??
Omoh...ah go over knack u bajee

omoh...FURA DE' NUNU still dey gimme this nostalgic feeling....mehn, i'll kill for dah shii anydae

Damn!!!....Mbappe was left too loose
Mumu Lewan dey happy say he score PK...him nor see pesin with well tho

Éwó ni Weréy gán?...
1st Wave...2nd, 3rd and now 4th wave...awon oloshí dem just dey cash out with the crazy wave.
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Wave kee una thr

Olodo24:
Men are the ones that gave women the entitlement mentality everyone complains of

Pls expanciate more Bra...how?

Pls house... I just wanna upload my passport now and finish-up my Registration but i keep getting an error message whch reads...Failed to Map the Path '/Documents/ bla bla bla

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Anyone with same issue??

WaffenSS:
Can't remember the last person i slept with....3 days ago.

All those Plateau girls look alike and bear the same names.

Nanjing, nanplang, mafeng, dingdong.

Bro U funny be small o...u jst reminded of my stay in JOS.... their names sound alike nor be small.

After going thru so many comments here...I jst felt I should add mine too...who knows, it could be a source of inspiration to any1

Life hasn't bin easy fr evry graduate of this country (mst esp. the ones who has nobody)...and in my case...I'm an orphan sponsored thru sch by my blood Sis...(coz na last-born I be fr the family) my bro, I graduated "16...served in "17...aftr which i was sent away from home due to a little misunderstndn I had with my Sis. who sponsord me above...life became SO UNBEARABLE...had to scot with one to two old friends lik DAT sha...even feeding became a miracle...to cut my story short... I had registered fr the N-POWER scheme (batch B) while I was in service...God so good, I made their list...stipends of 30k started coming in...along the line i got a job in a sch as an administrative officer with a monthly salary of 28k (then i started saving heavily) mind you: i'll be 31 this year.... after saving fr about a year...I was able to gather like 300+...got a single room apartment as a young man who is about to start life...bought all my house equipments...moved to my apartment...lost my sch job due to a fraud that happened in my dept whch I knw nothing about...started roaming about again fr a while till I found a street Bro. who operates a printing services. Mind you: i'm an ICT inclined individual right from time (efficient in graphics design, typing etc)...I decided to join him for free with no salary attached...stayed with him fr over a year+...then he engaged me along the line...but ALL I could figure out is that he's kind of person who is only interested in using you...meanwhile, from part of my NPOWER savings...I had bought some office equipments fr my self like (photocopy machine, laminating machine, passport photo printer and so on) I would only say I found God's Grace coz I got dismissed again by same Street Bro. as i intentionally reduced my Zeal to his work when I found out that he's only interested in using someone.

Again, i applied fr this Survival Fund with some few slots...got selected and paid...as I type this, I hv gotten a shop of my own with the equipments I had gotten earlier...though still struggling with some funds to get the remaining things I need.

MY CONCLUSION:
FIRST...move close to God in prayer...then If u alrdy hav a skill... develop on it more and try applying for opportunities online (who knows)...things might workout by fluke.

Party almost getting to the END
Third payment ONPOINT!

SECOND alert is raining oo

Lol.... the simple TRUTH wch I think we all fail to understand is.... BEING verified or called doesn't guarantee your payment... Wht is important is to pray for GRACE
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From my own perspective, once u miss the FIRST ALERT... frgt abt the rest

Abeg house... Is there any NEW ALERT RAIN today apart from the one paid on SAT.
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Someone is trynna confuse me here o

Any hope for PAYROLL SUPPORT Jan/Feb applicants bayii...blood dey hot na

Hi peeps... Y'all should try and login to ur payroll account o... don't know what is really happening... I logged-in few minutes ago only to find out that all information punched-in as@ registration has been swept off....Emà gbàmi ké!!

Kaeboy:
See! na me dey expect that money pass . I pray they pay this week, make everywhere stew

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Mk evrywhr stew.. mk we buy bread � come ya aous �

For those of us who registered Jan 27th - Feb 2nd....When are we likely to get paid bayii?
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Na so so call pipo dey talk about, we don receive their call we don thank God .... Mk dem pay us too naa

Abeg how true is this payment issue now?
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Blood dey HOT � na

hmbs:
Please are there employers/CEO from imo state in this forum.what is hapoening?Have you been called?I want to know if it is state by state basis?

People who were called now be like "once disbursement starts now... ALERT IS SURE
Enough of all this call, call, call make payment begin fess.

Gcool2:
What if they call number on the CAC?

Which JOINT you con puff like this Bro?

gbonsquare:
Quite funny...you should know at this point that all those calls are simply some of the formalities laid down for disbursement to occur but it can never stand as a prerequisite for disbursement.The only way you might not be able to get an alert is if you get called as give jargons as response.It is even better to ignore the call if you don't know what you are going to say than to pick as give lame responses.Many of my friends in the first batch got paid without being called. Unfortunately some of those that received calls are still awaiting payment as at this point in time.So relax your nerves everything will work out as God wants it

Infact, you've said it ALL... u literally just spoke my mind. Call or no Call, mk person just pray for Grace.
Even those who got called can't be 100% sure they haven't said rubbish which does not tally with the information provided during registration.
It is during disbursement we'll get to know the real deal.

truvine:
Same thing that happened to me yesterday .
Thanks to this thread, I already know the number , so when I saw the call and couldn't hear anything, I refuse to cut it, make e no b say village people visit me ...lol
So the call was ended from the other end .

But I called them back today too and one Oyinda told me they will still call back

That village pipu caught my attention.... lol
Wetin this CALL matter go cause ehn..... We wey neva recieve call na God we dey

Has anyone received a call from OGUN STATE?

Shampoo77:
lies, we that have been called since November have not been paid.

U'll probably need to do some background check on yaself Bro... probably some questions were answered wrongly then.

I guess those calls are not just fr FUN.

Mekzmoney:
. Thank you for this encouraging words jare.. I've been really worried as I missed the call twice this evening. Saw it like 10mins after and called back. Though I later dropped an SMS which I doubt they will read. . One love bruh.

Lol... Sms for FEDERAL GOVERNMENT.
LWKMD!