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TheIkoro:
I'm an MBA aspirant. Please, any news?

Not at all... Heard they called of the strike, perhaps we would get a news now

amakadihot87:
pls are you a medical personell...
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so one can be pregnant and still witness menstruation?

I guess that kind of thing will happen in like 1 in a kabillion times

SKYZZZ:
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It was not unprotected sex bro. Even she even took postinor 2 24 hours after the sex, according to my friend

So why are you asking questions, the girl is grinding some other dude

Like this is 1 plus 1,,, shit aint hard to understand.

deedy111:
Not to brag, I have been into many relationship with different girls of different ethnicity in a bid to find a girl with atleast 50% of tolerable qualities so I can settle down and start a family. In all my search, 90% lie at the slightest opportunity, can even swear on their lives and unborn children on what I have confirmed to be lie. On one occasion, I went through her phone (ex), saw her naughty chat with a particular guy, screenshot it and send to my phone and deleted the trace, later when I asked her about the guy and naughty chats and if she's cheating on me, she slapped me arguing why I should embarrass her in such manner, that the person is her brother in Church and can't even think of such nonsense am saying. She swore on her late mother's womb, her unborn children, her life, sand etc, I almost doubted my evidence in my hands. Later when I showed her my evidence, she began to cry and begged. I forgave her though but can't stop thinking about the act she did, mehn girls can act so well on a clear lie.
Am BEGINNING TO DOUBT IF POOR ADAM IN THE BIBLE REALLY ATE THAT APPLE, EVE MIGHT HAVE LIED

Sighs*

Well, as much as there are girls out there that lie and sh!t, there are good ones out there and you are not just meeting them.

Now the thing is like attracts like and you prolly do some sh!t (that you should begin to undo) that makes those kinda girls come your way.

As much as there are those "90% of girs" that lie and all that, there is also as much of them that are decent.

Happy sunday

Ahmed0336:
Naso!!! But, me no mind to follow her o will either lease/rent my property to get extra income

Of course this is a joke.

PSTEMMA1960:
it isn't a fairy tale, bt religion aside, mansah musa was the richest..

around 15 century on his way to mecca he gave everyone he met on the way a piece of gold, after that incident the price of gold crashed in africa （people had gold in abundance ）meaning he was actually controlling the gold market of africa at that time..

when the price of gold crashed, he had to buy almost all the gold again from people around africa...

secondly when he was going to mecca that year, he went with over 50 000 body guards..

no king has ever traveled to anywhere with that numerious numbers of sodiers save for battle...

Yeah ...somebody knows history!!!

PSTEMMA1960:
it isn't a fairy tale, bt religion aside, mansah musa was the richest..

around 15 century on his way to mecca he gave everyone he met on the way a piece of gold, after that incident the price of gold crashed in africa （people had gold in abundance ）meaning he was actually controlling the gold market of africa at that time..

when the price of gold crashed, he had to buy almost all the gold again from people around africa...

secondly when he was going to mecca that year, he went with over 50 000 body guards..

no king has ever traveled to anywhere with that numerious numbers of sodiers save for battle...

..

Mansa musa is the only individual in the history of earth whos actions single handedly affects the international price of gold.

HarunaWest:
Go and read more about Genghis Khan

It has to be solomon or mansa musa

It cant be genghis khan

SAW
Wrong Turn

krissconnect:
I'm 22. Chill. Wanted to play along

You got me there krissconnect.

krissconnect:
So since am 17 yrs old with younger siblings, it's safe to say I should be able to cater for my siblings at this age?

No, chill, thats not what i am saying.
Okay, i must confess that i have been talking to you like you are grown up, ddnt know you are younger.

Okay, truly, if your parents die(which i hope not) at this age you are in, it is necessary for them to will a portion of their wealth to you for your further development into adulthood while they are away.

Have it at the back of your mind that once you educated up to say a 1st or 2nd degree, yu should be looking to create your own wealth.

Peace my brother

krissconnect:
Why then did they bring me into the world? My parents wealth is my wealth and not charity's. Since they can't take it to the grave, they should have me get it. Why didn't they give birth to those in charity then?

Firstly, you cannot be sure if they brought you to this world or if you chose to come by yourself or if a god ordered you to come,,, you cannot be sure

Your parents wealth is not your wealth, of course you are entitled to enjoying a part of it but it is not yours. You cannot reap what you dont sow,, the fruit of their wealth is a result of their labor(seed) in the past so therefore they get to decide however they want to handle the harvest(like i said they are obligated to train you to become an adult with whatever wealth they have after then which you should be able to stand on your own)

Since they cant take it to the grave there are one thousand and one things they could do with their wealth apart from willing it to you, its their choice. A man at a certain stage should be a lone individual independent of his parents in thoughts,actions and deed

And you really dont know if all they wanted was a charity.

Kingsley10000:
I love mixed race kids and I like white ladies

Oh okay

Kingsley10000:
Goodluck bro..me 'm also anticipating to see an oyibo lover irrespective of the country

Why so bro

krissconnect:
Why will they will it to charity? If they're still alive whilst I discover, they'll rewill it to me shaperly. I can't leave my sperm comfort zone to suffer na

Let me tell you why they will will it to charity.

Very simple reason:
Because it is their wealth, they worked for it without your input so they can do whatever to whatever they have.

So their wealth is not your wealth, you need to see yourself independently from them. After nursing up to become an adult and giving you education or probably start up capital i can barely see a parents further obligation to a child

This quote may be of help:


All general statements are false including this one- Mark Twain

Tmoore92:
What makes you a prfessional?
Having gained experience in a profession or achieving professional certification?

In simple terms, The both.

We see alot of experienced professionals struggling to get professional qualifications to be recognised better.

We see alot of unexperienced professionally qualified people wanting to gain experience to be recognised better.

Xprincess:
Good morning all, can someone that didn't study accounting in first degree still do ICAN and how can one go about it if its possible. Please someone should reply and explain more.Thanks

Yes, it is possible to do ICAN regardless of whatever first degree you have bagged.

ICAN is 3 stages:
Application(i think 4 or 5 papers)
Skills(6 papers)
Professional(5 papers)

Depending on your first degree(if not accounting) you could still get exemption for some papers in application level.

How to go about it: if you are in lagos, i advice you find somewhere called PYE or WYSE, they seem to be the best ICAN tutorial centres in nigeria(i av heard good stories about them).

If you are not in lagos, google up ican tutorial centres, you should get a list of accredited centres and hopefully one will be in whichever state you are in.

Simply walk in there, they will put you through.
And
You can also use the internet. That is also easy.

Do professional examinations for personal development.
The knowledge you gain from this professional examinations are top notch. It just makes you better than you colleagues who are not qualified.

Its a simple truth.

That CIBN is not recognised in nigeria is a lie biko. Of course, maybe for some people the certificate doesnt land them their dream jobs i dont think i can doubt that these qualified ones are far more professionally enlightened than the unqualified one(and of course not in all cases but definately in most)

Since its your choice and you have passion for serving this nation by joining the police force its good you join as soon as you can but before then its best you complete yur ND2 since you already started it.

Well, i dont know much about joining the police force but i would advice you find out if probably there is an age limit to join the force and other requirements. If there are no age limits, complete your HND, it might be of help to you later, i believe its a wise decision. And although it is being said that education is the key and the lock has been changed,education is still not a useless key

I think you should consider which of the two qualifications will aid you more in terms of self development and career advancement(promotions and other things, probably switch in career line or something)

Since you already have 2 years work experience by now you will atleast have an idea about which should be a better bet for you.

For me, i think i prefer professional qualifications it aids your development and career.

Msc Development economics is a great course, if it relates to your career, you can still go for it, its even better if you want to be a lecturer or researcher, bur remember that its an academic kind of masters

ansger:
I still have some few months before POP and I'm thinking of submitting my C.V to companies, but I feel it's not yet time discerning to the fact that I don't have my NYSC discharge cert yet, which is an important Certificate for recruiting. I need your opinions please.

The time is now for everything.

mikeybrainy:
N.B. nillion=nill=nothing


@OP is pulling ur legs

All of us are seeing million bro, and dats wat we arr answering

vulpeslopez:
I will burn the certificate andi will even burn the school sef

Yu dey para oo ...well $15M will build another university

biafraisdead:
for those saying they won't burn theirs, that ur certificate is burnt does not mean u have become a non-graduate or anything short of what the certificate made u, after all several people with burnt certificates are still accorded whatever right that is due them provided they have something like an affidavit to cover up.
But even if a burnt certificate would deny me of every right due to certificate owners in NIGERIA I would gladly burn all my certificate if given 15 million dollars, even 1 million dollars.

Same here my brother

Asowari:
me I can't ooo

I dont mean to attack you bro but this is a lie, you are going to burn that shit.

Like, yu cant tell me you are to smart and educated and not burn it, i think the wisest of men will burn any sheet of paper for additional wealth so long as its worth it and i believe 15M is more than worth it for you.

Lol, something that yu can goan collect again. Chai

HeyBee27:
Gain weight i swear.Healthy sperm is good for the body tho.

Hmmmmm, are you sure?

ONE FINAL NOTE

While the investment banking career ladder does not only seem but is in fact quite steep while you’re standing at the bottom, climbing will be easier when you realize that with every step you will earn not just more money but also respect, satisfaction, opportunities and knowledge. Or, as AC/DC phrased it once, “it’s a long way to the top if you wanna rock’n’roll.”

For more insight on the hierarchy, visit the following sites:
http://www.financeinstitute.com/blog/investment-banking-career-path/

https://www.wallstreetprep.com/knowledge/investment-banking-careers/

https://www.mergersandinquisitions.com/investment-banking-hierarchy/

SENIOR VICE PRESIDENT/DIRECTOR

The role of the senior vice president can be described as a mix between the responsibilities of the VP and the Managing Director. Depending on the bank, you could either focus more on execution and project management work, or work more toward developing relationships with clients and winning new business. While it is difficult to point the exact number of years which you can expect to spend at the SVP position, three years sounds about right.
It is important to note that at some banks the SVP and the Director are separate positions, while in other cases those positions have different names altogether, for example the VP might be called Director, and the SVP – Executive Director.

MANAGING DIRECTOR/ PARTNER

The Managing Director position marks the top of the food chain. You can expect to spend most of your time winning clients and developing relationships. Your main responsibility will be to bring new business to the bank while everyone else below you delivers and tries to make you happy.

Fkforyou:
Perfect timing.

You are welcome