₦airaland Forum

idi? Iru idi wo?

mishoo:
@Haywhy, oo serious oo. Awon wo lo se omo?? Abi oun yo paraga mu ni

Uh uh! Payan ni mo de ma n mix shepe mo once in a while _{Se ofe mu ni ki n ba e wa ale}

diamondd:
IT'S NOT HARD TRY STAYING AWAY FOR A WEEK WITHOUT SEX AND TRY HAVING ONE WITH HIM IF HIS SPERM IS AS WATERY AS CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP(HEHHE I LOVE CHICKEN NOODLES SOUP) THEN HE'S BEEN SLEEPING AROUND WITH AJOKE!!! BUT IF IT'S LIKE FRESH PAP HE HASN'T ATLEAST NOT YET, HEHEH

FYI: BECAREFUL HE MIGHT HAVE BEEN THROUGH SOME SERIOUS VIGOROUS JERK OFF WHILE YOU WERE AWAY SO WATCH OUT FOR THAT EXCUSE AND BETTER YET IT MIGHT BE TRUE!!!!

TO CUT THE LONG STORY SHORT THE BEST WAY IS TO CATCH HIM RED HANDED AND DUNT BELIEVE WHAT PPL SAY COS IT MIGHT RARELY BUT SOMETIMES COST YOU SOMETHING SPECIAL!!!

& what about catching ladies

Should you need jazz? _{Let me know}

uhmmm see her mouth

Why don't you talk about breaking up with your girl?

Otun mo si wipe, ki e ma se omo

haha!

Iwe mimo so wipe dara ni gbogbo ohun ti oluwa da!
Nje ti abari ohun ti o dara
E je ki a ye e wo ooo
Ki a de fi abo fun oluwa

Alaafia jesu kristi ki o ma bayin ooooooooo

Its not common in 9ja but e dey happen oooo

iice:
laughin ma friggin butt off Flattery will get you no where But in the spirit of lies - _{*batts eyelashes*} Awww how sweet, i am blushing bright red You know you b d only bobo on the land that keeps me in stitches
My good man. iice has always said she is a grandmama and 62 years and counting. Don't blame me if am more groovier than some grandmamas

This is an indication that you are active, I mean ur still ;Deverythingly active

Enough people fancy am on the thread, the just dey pretend jooo

Muuuuuuuuuuuuki

:d :d ;d

hahaha

Ma guy, I'll only advice you to judge her based on your brain & not your feelings or heart!

What is it that you like? _{Mind you £1 na #250}

Grandma iice, I'm hot oooo n I need some iice! _{BTW, your profile says ur 62, what kinda lie is that? Green or yellow?}

u in oyo?

Uhn, I get that! He'll always do anytime you fail to know he's lying

Oh my gaaawd

Isn't love confusing?

iice:
some lies yes i can handle. But if i ask you how i look and you lie eh, i go sound you one o! What if i commot and pesin con tell me truth, so you wey i suppose trust to tell me the truth and have my back go lie. E no do me well o. Na ma own be that!

Lol but he can always back up such lies by saying beauty is in the eye of the beholder

iice:
Another for effect

Lmao

Bolarge:
iice, u again?!!
'ssup girl?

Does it occur to u that it might actually take a high gravity,heavy brewed lie to cause that small occipito-frontal circumference enlargement?

lol, Occipito-frontal ke? The head go turn hydrocephallus ooo

Roflmao

;d ;d ;d

owo dara dara ni owo Nana ooo! Bt o need kudi ki Nana to le she ti eeooo! Ko si oni awin ni ile awon Nana

Ko need talli kan kan! Nana so fun mi wipe ohun ni ife awon ti oruko won ba n je Bolaji

Bolaji, u dey Ib! Na Ib d thingy happen to me oooooooo!

Bolarge:
How u come take current pass me abi them babes dey do jazz for jand? lol

I dey enter 9ja enough man & d ppl I roll with are ballers

This ladies dey rub stuffs on P***
Them dey incise the arena
They are damn smart & are extra careful when dealing with a smart guy! A lady once cooked for me, brought 2 plates & took d jazzed one 4 herself knowing I'll only eat the one she's brought 4 herself! She ate out of it & I collected it but then I noticed she looked at her friend! I said I was coming & went out with my friends to eat out in a restaurant! _{Thank God its not my 1st time of doing such!} I later called her frnd who was like my school daughter & she told me the truth! I neva told her I knew what's up till today!
Just becareful as the thingy no dey show 4 such ladies' face!

What is bothering your mind or has bothered your mind? _{Figure it out!}

As for getting tired, eat fruits, get a good multivitamin & try eat a balance diet! _{Don't forget taking fluid}

You need no doctor!