It's not hard try staying away for a week without sex and try having one with him if his sperm is as watery as chicken noodle soup(hehhe i love chicken noodles soup) then he's been sleeping around with aj oke!!! But if it's like fresh pap he hasn't at least not yet, heheh :d ;d

fyi: be careful he might have been through some serious vigorous jerk off while you were away so watch out for that excuse and better yet it might be true!!!!

To cut the long story short the best way is to catch him red handed and don't believe what people say cos it might rarely but sometimes cost you something special!!!

@Diamond
You are so nasty. Do taste the chicken noodles or the pap ??

sweeeeeeeeeeeeet none i just said i love chicken noodle soup, lol

ewwwwwwwwwwwww lolololol thats just nasty to me i think sperm stinks anyways

@Diamond
Sperm stinks ?? Tell your boyfriend to go see a doctor. My sperm smells like apple juice !

first i dunt have a boyfriend and neither does anyone i've dated have a problem sexually i'm just saying i sperms smell just tingle my nose a lillu not saying they stink stink you know, lolol

are you sure it smells like apple juice or cranberry juice?

@ diamondd

You get am!  The sperm will just scatter all over the bed like small pickin piss!  Compared to when the guy has not had sex for like 3 days.  The akamu is so thick that for days you are still cleaning fragments of the disintergration!

Also it takes for ever to come!
The erection goes through different stages ---liguid, gaseous and solid!  Chasing after the "snake of indecision" na work!  The man go come lie say he is "tired"!

Na lie oh!  it gets to a phase jerking off is out of the question---men wan the real thing---e don waka go outside!  Which man over 30 will waste time to self-service himself off when able and willing babes full corner!  Jerking off is for teenagers and men with strong body odor!  Our real African brodas no dey waste time when they can get the real thing!  HABA!

apple juice or cranberry juice na diabetes! It should smell like "agbo" if it is healthy! The original malaria killer!

@MILITIA
Diabetes my @$$ a sperm is what you eat and how you take care of yourself ! I'm so healthy, they call me picture of health !

heheheheheheh abeg make una stop, agbo ke omg lololol dat funny. and my dear militia you are right about the no cum thing thats so real

diamondd:

IT'S NOT HARD TRY STAYING AWAY FOR A WEEK WITHOUT SEX AND TRY HAVING ONE WITH HIM IF HIS SPERM IS AS WATERY AS CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP(HEHHE I LOVE CHICKEN NOODLES SOUP) THEN HE'S BEEN SLEEPING AROUND WITH AJOKE!!! BUT IF IT'S LIKE FRESH PAP HE HASN'T ATLEAST NOT YET, HEHEH

FYI: BECAREFUL HE MIGHT HAVE BEEN THROUGH SOME SERIOUS VIGOROUS JERK OFF WHILE YOU WERE AWAY SO WATCH OUT FOR THAT EXCUSE AND BETTER YET IT MIGHT BE TRUE!!!!

TO CUT THE LONG STORY SHORT THE BEST WAY IS TO CATCH HIM RED HANDED AND DUNT BELIEVE WHAT PPL SAY COS IT MIGHT RARELY BUT SOMETIMES COST YOU SOMETHING SPECIAL!!!

& what about catching ladies

MILITIA:

@ diamondd

You get am! The sperm will just scatter all over the bed like small pickin piss! Compared to when the guy has not had sex for like 3 days. The akamu is so thick that for days you are still cleaning fragments of the disintergration!

Also it takes for ever to come!
The erection goes through different stages ---liguid, gaseous and solid! Chasing after the "snake of indecision" na work! The man go come lie say he is "tired"!

Na lie oh! it gets to a phase jerking off is out of the question---men wan the real thing---e don waka go outside! Which man over 30 will waste time to self-service himself off when able and willing babes full corner! Jerking off is for teenagers and men with strong body odor! Our real African brodas no dey waste time when they can get the real thing! HABA!

yes oh what about girls?

Haywhy--- you tell us you a man right!! lol

As for catchin' us ladies? You fail! You can only know we are "bed hoppin" if you catch us on your camera phone! You must have strong evidence oh! If not, it is "he say"-- "she say"!

Oh C'mmo n!  Our own no get meter Ke!   When all fails, we gals will fake it good!   Then you will start hearing things from our mouths that you have never heard before to distract you! Whether we wan do or not, just put hand for there we go turn river Niger!  Unless the old girl don reach menopause! If man fake am, all I have to do is take his pulse!  This is very effective after several "rounds"!  The heart rate is up there in the 200's with serious aftershocks!  You wan try us! I say my mama train us well!

@ ikamefa

Wetin you dey open ya eyes for You are acting like I have pure water in my mouth

I learned this from a roommate of mine when i stayed in dallas, she would sniff her bobo's boxers.  One time when the guy was staying for long periods in our house, i take my 2 eyes see am sniff his boxers, tell me say nah "the best way to catch a dog."

omoge25:

I learned this from a roommate of mine when i stayed in dallas, she would sniff her bobo's boxers. One time when the guy was staying for long periods in our house, i take my 2 eyes see am sniff his boxers, tell me say "nah the best way to catch a dog."

That one is better
This girl i know sniffs her boyfriend penis

omo-eko how you take know. na wa for you oooo.nasty girl sogba e.

@obomi_wue

Disguise for what na?  Ashewo ke?  No be work?  People take ashewo dey feed them family for Niaja na?  We are the real females with all the evidence to prove am!

@Omoge25

That na old school!  All you will get by sniffing boxers is some old "shit smell" when the bobo not clean im crack well!

fekuti:

omo-eko how you take know. na wa for you oooo.nasty girl sogba e.

Lai Lai why go through that much stress to see if my man is cheating but that is nasty eww

@poster are u sure this is true!

is this true

lol omo-eko it's a lie, u've tried it that's why u're smiling. ewwwwwwwwww grossss.

No need to sniff the "snake" The guy fit done baff before im reach house. Unless na Y'ardua!

@obomi_wue aka adura_agba!

Thank you oh!  "sweet monkey banana poosied female" I see you have changed your name.  Were you banned?  The language is familiar oh! How soon before the grammar begin to fly!  You don come again   With only 10 posts from you, your usual fascination with other women's "Meows" have come to light!   Oh girl make you change oh!

abi ooo @ militia, mom that's 200% fdumb don't you think, sniffin a guy's sack to determine his faith.

Na wa o

@fekuti

No need for that oh!  When you know that some "congo meat" smell worse than the recycling dumpster!  Then I go carry my nose go sniff the "contaminated snake"  God forbid!  The thing is that before im cheat me don know sef!  So why the torture

lagos na wa. niggaaa!

militia, well mom, contrary to the latter, a guy will sample pussy if he has his mind made up.
it'd be hard for a lady to change that unless of course she gets a boob job or sumtn like that.

@fekuti

Precisely!  That is why all the wahala is not necessary!  But to go back to the topic we know when it is about to happen or when it has happened most of the time!

@obomi_wue

Goodmorning ma! It looks like you are just waking up or you are lost on this board. Which direction are you heading so I can point to it for you!

na wah for all these names with "obo" in them oh! You don change name again? Madam 2 posts!

Yeah!  Everyday for the thief and one day for the owner of the house!  That was how Magic Johnson caught HIV!  Did the wife know what a bad boy he was?  Maybe!  A couple of people I know have had heart attack and died with their lovers in hotel rooms!   Others have fathered or mothered children out of matrimony.  The truth eventually comes out

you all are funny but come sniffing na one nasty thing to do even if the bobo don nak 4 outside nd d babe get one kind disease na so u go carry nose sniff am into ya oblangata, ewwwwwwwwwww nasty and not necessary abeg try making him stay hard for a minute.

and for us females comeone we are to smart for all that and like militia says we'll fake it even if we didnt cheat and its just the matter of no enjoying the guy or to cut the long story short "no long thing" neways we'll fake it to make you feel like a man but some of us female just dunt care how u feel nowadays we just gon leave ur ass and go to sleep on ya, hehehe now dats some good way to hurt a guy, lololololol