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MzLarem:
What kinda play? Is it tinko tinko or who is in d garden or mummy nd daddy or police nd thief?

Messi and Ronaldo play.

MzLarem:
What a touching story! ..Aye buru oo.

DharmyYinks:
Nonsense boy... if u don't stop now.. I wil send a packet of thunder to u der

LWKMD! Jerous boy. Wait o,I saw one Hadiza in the other thread..

MzLarem:
She taff come..hmm. Noise maker is going on sha.

don't play with me abeg . It's now you are seeing me abi? I haff vex with you!

Dharmy,my ex boo. Been a while. Now I truly believe 'out of sight is out of mind'. I've totally forgotten you existed.


BTW I'm chilling with Haywhy now. Find urself another girl. You were never in the game sonny.

DharmyYinks:
Lolz.. I ve been missing her ooo. It's been long since I heard from her. Jolade29 mi owon


Mzlarem.. Hw is she?

,for ur info,I'm with her right now... The next texts you will read are Jolade's.

GideonG:
Haywhy911 in the building!

Good afternoon,Boss... I lie down for you... How is everything.

48 pages to go... WE CAN GET TO 2000 TODAY IF WE WANT! .

DharmyYinks:
Make I mark register
Haywhy911 Mercyda Mzlarem n co

lol,PRESENT!

Nice writeup,OP.To succeed,you must be SPECIFIC. You shouldn't just hide in one corner and expect God to throw one man from heaven. It's not bad to make a list of the qualities you'd like your dream man to have....even if they are unrealistic. But you must be realistic enough to know that your Mr.Right may not possess all those qualities.


And lastly,BE WHAT YOU WANT HIM TO BE! If you want a hardworking person,try to be hardworking too. If you want handsome bobo,try to be ... THANKS

temibobo8:
mrng...hws u

i'm 5n u? Hope u aren't missing me today

They are lucky the booth isn't in Nigeria. Before the 1st day ends,the laptop will dissappear

Revealing thread

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temibobo8:
lol..

GOOD MORNING

Found this brilliant and funny piece on More's facebook page. Thought it's worth sharing.

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance — particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as Soccer 5.0, Sports 3.0 and Lager 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.5 simply crashes the system. I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?

Signed, Desperate
*******************

TECH SUPPORT'S REPLY..

Dear Desperate,

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: “http: I Thought You Loved Me.htm” and try to download Tears 6.2 and don’t forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0, Chocolate 2.5 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, over use of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5! Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background, that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).
Also, do not attempt to re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7. We also recommend that you permanently delete the Nagging 5.3 application.

Good Luck,
Tech Support

The baby looks like ME!

August 29 2012. Hmm

temibobo8:
am okay oooo...u kn na

YEAH,I KNOW

duke59:
hv been good oo,pushing on still victoria acerta

KEEP IT UP. See you at the top

temibobo8:
nice ooo...u kn i was juz trying to erm..contribut

lol. Your contribution is WELICOME. HOW are u?

temibobo8:
twinnie...mcb is microbiology...study of anytin little..

yeah, twinnie,I know MCB is microbiology. Just wanna know what it entails..

DharmyYinks:
*and in my most charismatic Putin imitation*

Bring it on!

lol,still the same ol' dharmy..

duke59:
whatz been good With u bro

everything's good o. Wbu?

GideonG:
Wow!!! I'm honoured omo na right timing be dat, By the way I appreciate that "SWAG KING" comment bro, remember?

Yeah,no problem.

JAMB question!

NOBODYY:
Thanks fam
MCB is basically the study of Micro organisms jare
Its a cool course on its lane... at least its like the best in Life sciences faculty( Optometry says hello ) (but its def a better option than BCH & zoology)
And its intresting.. You'll get a lot of exposure in d course...

LOL,why you dey call my optometry na? Congrats once again. 5.0 or nothing!

GideonG:
Hmmm this Big Boss matter never go? omo na Double G dey here oo. Wetin dey happen my bro?

LOL,e never go o. It's eternal. Nothing's going on o. Chai,I always knew you'd be the person to give my hundredth share on NL.

NOBODYY,I congratulate you specially. What's MCB about? Is it an interesting course?

GideonG:
Duke59 whats poppin, hope u re good bro! Haywhy911 thanks for your support on fb bro! Oshey

I hail you,Big Boss

DharmyYinks:
hayw.hy911... we fit move dis thread reach page 2000??

*and in my most charismatic Obama imitation* Oh,yes we can!

GideonG is back. So is duke59.

CreampieAngela:
In the voice of a deluded Biafran
''Governor Nyesom Wike is a Yoruba man''

LMAO