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Education / Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 6:00pm On Jan 18, 2016
MzLarem:
What kinda play? Is it tinko tinko or who is in d garden or mummy nd daddy or police nd thief?
sad Messi and Ronaldo play. angry
Education / Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 5:58pm On Jan 18, 2016
MzLarem:
What a touching story! cry..Aye buru oo.
angry angry
Education / Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 5:57pm On Jan 18, 2016
DharmyYinks:

Nonsense boy... if u don't stop now.. I wil send a packet of thunder to u der
LWKMD! Jerous boy. Wait o,I saw one Hadiza in the other thread..
Education / Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 5:53pm On Jan 18, 2016
MzLarem:
She taff come..hmm. Noise maker is going on sha.
don't play with me abeg angry. It's now you are seeing me abi? I haff vex with you!
Education / Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 5:51pm On Jan 18, 2016
Dharmy,my ex boo. Been a while. Now I truly believe 'out of sight is out of mind'. I've totally forgotten you existed.


BTW I'm chilling with Haywhy now. Find urself another girl. You were never in the game sonny.
Education / Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 5:48pm On Jan 18, 2016
DharmyYinks:

Lolz.. I ve been missing her ooo. It's been long since I heard from her. Jolade29 mi owon grin


Mzlarem.. Hw is she? cry
tongue tongue tongue,for ur info,I'm with her right now... The next texts you will read are Jolade's.
Education / Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 5:46pm On Jan 18, 2016
GideonG:
Haywhy911 in the building!
Good afternoon,Boss... I lie down for you... How is everything.
Education / Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 5:43pm On Jan 18, 2016
48 pages to go... WE CAN GET TO 2000 TODAY IF WE WANT! .
Education / Re: 2017/2018 University Of Ilorin Admission Guide Thread by haywhy911(m): 5:38pm On Jan 18, 2016
DharmyYinks:
Make I mark register
Haywhy911 Mercyda Mzlarem n co
lol,PRESENT!
Romance / Re: Finding Mr. Right – The Perfect Match by haywhy911(m): 2:26pm On Jan 18, 2016
Nice writeup,OP.To succeed,you must be SPECIFIC. You shouldn't just hide in one corner and expect God to throw one man from heaven. It's not bad to make a list of the qualities you'd like your dream man to have....even if they are unrealistic. But you must be realistic enough to know that your Mr.Right may not possess all those qualities.


And lastly,BE WHAT YOU WANT HIM TO BE! If you want a hardworking person,try to be hardworking too. If you want handsome bobo,try to be ... THANKS
Education / Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 1:13pm On Jan 18, 2016
temibobo8:
mrng...hws u
i'm 5n u? Hope u aren't missing me today wink
Foreign Affairs / Re: Masturbation Booth, 'Guyfi booth' In Newyork, Now Open For Workers by haywhy911(m): 12:47pm On Jan 18, 2016
They are lucky the booth isn't in Nigeria. Before the 1st day ends,the laptop will dissappear

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Politics / Re: These four (4) Cities Are Competing Amongst Themselves, Wch Is Winning (pics) by haywhy911(m): 9:38am On Jan 18, 2016
Revealing thread grin

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Romance / Re: Tech Support: Upgrade From Boyfriend 5.0 To Husband 1.0..[hilarious] by haywhy911(m): 9:10am On Jan 18, 2016
lalasticlala
Education / Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 8:43am On Jan 18, 2016
temibobo8:
lol..
cheesy GOOD MORNING
Romance / Tech Support: Upgrade From Boyfriend 5.0 To Husband 1.0..[hilarious] by haywhy911(m): 8:41am On Jan 18, 2016
Found this brilliant and funny piece on More's facebook page. Thought it's worth sharing.

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance — particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as Soccer 5.0, Sports 3.0 and Lager 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.5 simply crashes the system. I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?

Signed, Desperate
*******************

TECH SUPPORT'S REPLY..


Dear Desperate,

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: “http: I Thought You Loved Me.htm” and try to download Tears 6.2 and don’t forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0, Chocolate 2.5 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, over use of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5! Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background, that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).
Also, do not attempt to re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7. We also recommend that you permanently delete the Nagging 5.3 application.

Good Luck,
Tech Support

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Celebrities / Re: Photos Of Stephanie Okereke-Linus' Son by haywhy911(m): 7:03am On Jan 18, 2016
The baby looks like ME!
Politics / Re: Shut Up Or I Expose Your Dirty Deals As Petrol Minister And PTF Boss, IBB Warned by haywhy911(m): 6:44am On Jan 18, 2016
August 29 2012. Hmm
Education / Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 10:43pm On Jan 17, 2016
temibobo8:
am okay oooo...u kn na
gringrin YEAH,I KNOW
Education / Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 10:42pm On Jan 17, 2016
duke59:
hv been good oo,pushing on still victoria acerta smiley
cheesycheesy KEEP IT UP. See you at the top
Education / Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 9:08pm On Jan 17, 2016
temibobo8:
nice ooo...u kn i was juz trying to erm..contribut
lol. Your contribution is WELICOME. HOW are u?
Education / Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 8:10pm On Jan 17, 2016
temibobo8:
twinnie...mcb is microbiology...study of anytin little..grin
yeah,grin twinnie,I know MCB is microbiology. Just wanna know what it entails..
Education / Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 8:09pm On Jan 17, 2016
DharmyYinks:
*and in my most charismatic Putin imitation*

Bring it on! cheesy
lol,still the same ol' dharmy..
Education / Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 8:06pm On Jan 17, 2016
duke59:
whatz been good With u bro
everything's good o. Wbu?
Education / Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 5:16pm On Jan 17, 2016
GideonG:

Wow!!! I'm honoured omo na right timing be dat, By the way I appreciate that "SWAG KING" comment bro, remember?
gringrin Yeah,no problem.

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Romance / Re: Why Do Most Young Ladies Have More Money In Their Bank Acct Than The Young Men? by haywhy911(m): 5:05pm On Jan 17, 2016
JAMB question!
Education / Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 5:02pm On Jan 17, 2016
NOBODYY:

Thanks fam
MCB is basically the study of Micro organisms jare sad
Its a cool course on its lane... at least its like the best in Life sciences faculty( Optometry says hello grin grin) (but its def a better option than BCH & zoology)
And its intresting.. You'll get a lot of exposure in d course...

LOL,why you dey call my optometry na? Congrats once again. 5.0 or nothing!
Education / Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 4:49pm On Jan 17, 2016
GideonG:

Hmmm this Big Boss matter never go? omo na Double G dey here oo. Wetin dey happen my bro?
LOL,e never go o. It's eternal. Nothing's going on o. Chai,I always knew you'd be the person to give my hundredth share on NL.
Education / Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 4:43pm On Jan 17, 2016
NOBODYY,I congratulate you specially. What's MCB about? Is it an interesting course?
Education / Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 4:40pm On Jan 17, 2016
GideonG:
Duke59 whats poppin, hope u re good bro! Haywhy911 thanks for your support on fb bro! Oshey
gringrin I hail you,Big Boss
Education / Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 4:39pm On Jan 17, 2016
DharmyYinks:
hayw.hy911... we fit move dis thread reach page 2000??
*and in my most charismatic Obama imitation* Oh,yes we can!

GideonG is back. So is duke59.
Politics / Re: Wike Orders Arrest Of Pro-biafra Agitators by haywhy911(m): 1:30pm On Jan 16, 2016
CreampieAngela:
In the voice of a deluded Biafran
''Governor Nyesom Wike is a Yoruba man''
LMAO gringrin

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