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JudismphD:
omaale amugbo. Since your life is miserable, you depended on government for 5k for weed. Your situation is insurmountable as the Daura President can't do anything.

I won't blame u, its because u haven't met me .U shld have known dat 5k is nothing.
Anyway
U won't even understand the value of d 5k until u complete ur secondary education

Whizzcute:
Is this girl not a fashion icon?

Abeg make una no vex o, but dis lady doesn't look anywhere like Alade nau

Abi oju yin fo ni?

And I opened dis thread..
O ma se o ..smh fr myself

JudismphD:
you keep wrting same crap from one thread to another. Is your brainless old fulani cow at 70 not using tax payers money? You can assist in building his coffin and catacomb if you so desire. So people should allow a dying certificateless terrorist slowpoke run the country as his personal estate because his 70yrs. You better cease from posting that trash if u no wan thunder fire u der. Oloshi jatijati

Orie ti daru.
Don't u know ur great grandpa didn't clock dat age b4 bicycle killed him?

fx45:
Is he the only human being? The man is so full of errors. He keeps committing blunder after blunder. For how long? We just have to accept the bitter and obvious reality.... The man is old and senile!

Den go and convince d senate to impeach him
Mtcheew
Bitter mind

AAA!!! Una no get light?
ans--Noo, na black bulb we on

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MrT2011:
May someone do same on u.
Children of marine power.

Don't u know my parents re naval officers? (U.S marine)

I wnt make such mistakes so stop swallowing tramadol on her bhalf

Its good to use better fone o..
Is dis not her?

wagecomet:
I went straaaaaaaaight to search for her on facebook. Guy the babe don disappear from facebook. Lol

Which kind of fone re u using?
Try to upgrade your Facebook app .pls

No I haven't seen it b4.....
So?

EMEKA1MILLION:
What is with this "I WAS LIKE" that you all use to start a simple sentence?

U mst still b among the queens English speaker

These days if you don't carry ur own big size extension socket to church... Den u only came to listen to sermon.
U no go see space charge ordinary torchlight

badassProdigy:
Could this be a mistake?

Don't lie o...
Hw many of 'us' immediately went to search fr her on Facebook immediately after viewing d pix?

Ps: Jowo ma se paro ni ibiyii
Toh ba paro...toh ba paro!! Olorun ma fi iya je o.

Everything ..motivated to win
Juventus..motivated to win
Pirlo ..motivated to win
Bla bla bla..motivated chu whin
I yinmu for u
Ur eye go clear 2morro wen barca go beat juve at least 2-0. U tink say we com sell groundnut for pitch?
Oje lo wabi joko si and watch out as we lift d trophy

MrAkias:
HER VIRGINITY
You met and dated a girl when you
were in the University, she was a
virgin when you met her, and you
both agreed not to have sex until
your wedding night. The two of u became graduates but were jobless
for 4yrs. However, after many years of
suffering, she later secured a job for
you
in one Big Company where you were
paid close to N900,000 per month. Things were now going well with you
n you finally proposed marriage to
her, she accepted but after a few
sec, tears began rolling down her
cheeks. You asked her what the
problem was and what you heard was...
"I AM SORRY LOVE, M NO LONGER A
VIRGIN, I GAVE MY VIRGINITY TO
YOUR BOSS BEFORE HE ACCEPTED
TO
EMPLOY YOU IN THE COMPANY. THAT'S THE ONLY CONDITION HE
GAVE ME IF YOU MUST BE EMPLOYED
OR YOU WOULD CONTINUE TO
REMAIN JOBLESS"
Hmmm.!
Assuming you were the guy, would you still go ahead with the
wedding.?
And as a lady, can u do such for your
love.?
LETS HEAR UR OPINION..........

I'll keep dating her till she suggests a break up

Kuzaku:
Someone said they were told to
carry the crates of soft drinks so
their lives would be full of
refreshments...
Smh. Wetin eye no go see for
this naija?

The moment I lift d crate up, den madness don start b dat!

waxyung:
Na freedom dem dey do?

Chai..dis got me laffing hard mehn!!

So even if d dance has a name ,u think I'll follow and dance it too?
Nigba ti awon aye o ma din akara Lori mi

Come to Benue and see 2 caskets on a bike with sm1 sitting on top

Nice move reeka.
Bt I think u shld hav engaged an architect (like me ) for d building design.
Looks like a draft man job...

willian10:
Only playstore is better than window phone

I swear

Only his nose

Just a punch I guess

I'll buy wen $1 = #1.

Sai baba

Am sooooooo happy!!!!! Change is starting

Change started wen I went to buy smfin 2day.
The lady gave me CHANGE

owobokiri:
I wish Jonathan is reading. He jumped into that trap of a house almost immediately he was sworn in. You don't do that. That place is like a shrine, it needs cleansing before a new figure enters. Total debugging, lots spy gadgets and poisonous rubish. Abacha stayed away almost a year and only entered after a total physical and electronic overhaual of that complex. I am also against foreign firms biulding our presidential mansions and military barracks as julius berger does here. That is a huge security risk. German companies immediately furnished the western coalition with contruction dezigns made for saddam before the gulf war. We have first grade engineers in this country, biulding a stunning and security conscious presidential villa/military complexes is not rocket science.

I hope they won't 4get we d ARCHITECTS if d time eventually comes.

Okpueze1:
But cameleon or what he calls himself, why should he not stay with our president till a taxi comes to pick him up. He jst left him standing alone and waiting for a taxi.I A̶̲̥̅♏ not APC or any party member bt A̶̲̥̅♏ not happy if dis is wot happened. It lacks professionalism from cameron.

He is only a president-elect not a president. So don't expect a chopper or a private jet to come land on the street to pick up a bloody civilian

BTW...dd u see security men running after Cameron?

ITbomb:
The issue is why standing outside for 30 minutes before the taxi finally came

U were either the camera man, time keeper or the taxi driver .
Chachi minutes .,mtcheeeeww

I wish so many useless GEJ supporters can jst pray and wish for the success of buhari so dat things can get better fr everyone .
Instead so many oloshis b praying for his downfall so that they can criticize..
Criticism will b ur only achievement if buhari fails ...bt u will all suffer