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Don't worry mama, ur name is on the ministerial list .

I missed it BT I no dey fear ..pata pata ,if e worse finish ,na one month extension.

rochas go soon mistakenly f*ck the girl

FrankValency:
thunder fire u,dem no do am for lagos U be 1st class Mugu

Shey o ya were? Ur name na Igbo ?

Bunch of lazy Igbo men

Adjusts my trouser again b4 my *tin* embarass me

Is dis y u created a topic?

The camera wz kept on the ground to make her look tall.

gabazin080:
am a registered member of OLX but I opened olx this morning and I noticed there is no sell option at the top of the page. am I the only one having this problem because I see some ads posted few minutes ago.
How do you post an ad when there is no SELL option

That's wat happens Wen OLX discovers u re a notorious scammer

Rubbish!!!!
Who did they beat in d pix.?

Infact
I can say d old man wz trying to beat d lastma

So nobody ever heard of Benue abi?

Mentcee:
Bokoharri cant even guarantee security. A bloody Daura President has been elected as Nigeria's president. Madness. And the South wastes sperms keep noising about. Fools. Baba One Chance.

Is dis d only thing u could post on dis thread?
Hmm.smh..ode nie o.wallahi

Rounakid:
I have been a fan of Nigeria Music Industry,And i have been seen the kind of faces that storms the industry everytime.
So i decided to compile this List, feel free to add urx, or to Re-arrange the arrangement, if you feels that it needs so.
They are as follows:
.
.
.10)Patoranking
.9)D banj
.Wizkid
.7)Davido

The moment the Op placed davido over wizkid, I knew he wz sick

Infact nepa need to com disconnect us o
.haba...
We re not used to dis kind of light at all
Change is really here

So finally finally , no bush man here?

Anyways, after the whole op's poem, I'm heading to d wilderness.

I remember wen I'd always wish to get married to ASA even though she might be 10yrs older than me

klevjey:
caused by the duara dullard

One word for u.....OPONU

carzola:
ode how many bokoharam has he killed since he took over power? ans = 0 he cant kill his brothers buh he wants to kill my brothers. why would he declare War on a said group that is causing the country no harm? if one militant dies then a civil war would break out in this country and i carzola would pick up arms and fight enough is enough.

Too much Japanese film dey worry u

deflover:
Goat head =N= 700

Egusi (1/2 derica) =N= 200

palm oil =N= 100

pepper =N= 200

tomatoes =N= 100

gino tomatoe paste (2 sachets) @ =N=40 each =N= 80

seasoning (maggi star) =N= 20

bitter leaf from my back yard ....lol =N= 0

1/2 litres of water =N= 0

Total =N= 1400:00

See what the media has caused

Next Topic dat will hit front page : How to shit after eating goat head

tensazangetsu:
A nation only grows faster when people with similar goals and culture inhabit it an igbo has nothing in common with a yoruba or hausa. The best thing for nigeria is to split it was a creation of the British and is not benefitting anyone.

I wonder how many pple ever thought how dificult surviving will be if Nigeria splits.
The SE will drink oil and gas
The SW will eat amala, amala, amala...
Terrorists will kill the hausas after they are tired of eating groundnut.
A one Nigeria is wat has made many of us survive till date

mzcurvaceous:

How many wrappers did u tie under ur gown?

19 million per day ..oya na , jst produce smfin
Half bread is better than chin-chin

He liked the pepper to b grinded to his taste.
So?

rosy4u:
I've never seen a snake b4 buh jux hearing of it gives me goose bumps

How old are u?

Can dis dis pple ask 4 4giveness from God and can they make heaven?

VictoriaBee:
He's cuter than wizkid.

Aa...etun ti bere
Etun de abi?

Bambizzle4k4556:
God 4bid.
I rejected 50k salary last week. this employers should stop using us as slaves. I will rather sit home n read n prepare 4 sth better or do bizness. I did my msc in UK and I make over 60k on part time job in a week. Mehn! Damn nigeria employers.

Awww..den go back nau?

chubbygal:
And soo!! No be Vincent dey cut okro like dis?

See as he cut am like yam.

Come here, is dis hw mummy taught u?

millionboi:
1 tin wil alays kil a man

U be man!

Mogidi:
RIP to the dead.

Meanwhile APC and Liar Mohammed no longer rejoice at every boko haram killing.
While 150 people lost their lives in the last 24hrs, jet loving Buhari is enjoying the jet life.

Shame on Buhari.
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Shio!!!
Abi eri oponu ?