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Who did ''olobombom" (its a flying insect like beetle )den we build cage fr d insect using well cut bathroom slippers and strong broom stick ..sm creative guys will even build 3-floor cages

scribble:
lol come and see me at the plaza on Friday

I don't stay in lagos bro

scribble:
u wanna be a Nairaland shiite troll, I swear you amuse me.

Success is the preserve of those who are steadfast in their desire, because when you follow your passion, success follows you. but so do trolls on NL sha...

Eewo!!!! *puts hand on d head *







Congrats bro..












Bro, I'm an architect o, in case job fit show fr me ...criously o

scribble:
I'm sure u think I'd continue to engage u but the two of us cannot be in unemployment line and be arguing.


I admire Linda Sha

There's jst one reason y I won't engage you , "u don't know me " ,.so I spare u


I admire scribble,Linda and ayedee sha

scribble:
Phcn dey disturb Dangote Sef


U r the textbook definition of a hater


Ur own lesser financial state makes it impossible to believe that your betters are on NL posting, reading, commenting.


Ok bro if it will make u happy. I make 20k a month.

So u make 20k per month and u can open mouth and say am in a lesser financial state.
Point of correction, Linda is not ur competitor but shld be ur mentor

scribble:
As for the haters. Yes we all know Nigerians have jealousy and envy more than business acumen. I'm in the business. Linda is my competitor. My site makes 8 figures a year but I don't touch Google. Bastardos dealt with me before.

FOr you haters, I feel sorry for you because by the time she starts driving a Bentley you guys will choke on your hate.

Seun, mods pls front page Abeg. Wanted to say this on my other three yesterday But Phcn struck and I gave up. People need to know how Google ruins publishing business out of greed and corporate impunity and intolerance. PLS.

Even after making 8figures a year, phcn still dey disturb u...* I can see lienus *
As fr d *haters* who is hating and who are they hating? Google or Linda or Ayedee or you.?

I play 1, 2, 3 , 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 , 10...I do all pata pata ..infact i do that Biro fight reach secondary school. Dat #8 is "after round 1 , original panadol extra, otu gbede * slams palm to d ground.
Wat of "papa and mama, building bird house with sand ( ile eye), okoto (Biro cover fitted with ba3 top)...too much abeg

Arc. Oyeni will keep drawing triangles on d board even if he's explaining how to draw circle .. I wonder if dat man is illuminati

U see d bulb dey off, d room dark : aha ,una no get light?
ANSWER: na black bulb we on

lirusehn:

i thought i was going laugh

Chai...na ur post wan kill me wit lafta

I wz thinking he wants to prove dat Shekau is not dead..wetin concern me with all d useless points

Those lecturers that will tell u ''there are many ways to catch a monkey'' ..those ones dat will never tell u to stop making noise bt leave as soon as their time is up

.a girl said durin a reading class fr exams ( see as pple go plenty fr inside d silent Hall na) that , u re too short fr my liking...dis and dat..I kept quiet. .chai see embarrassment o..bt dis girl won't stop talking ..I just told her u her tall quite alright bt if I wz dating u, I can't show u to my mum' #gbam ..omoh, I almost regretted dat statement o...pple laff d girl die ehn

My unger bro has got wooed so many times that it already changed his mentality till date..I know of a day he wz wooed by 2 different girls ,he waz 14 at dat time.. Til date he still has dis mentality of 'the girl must b beautiful, older or at least age mate.

U cant blame d mayor nau...we don't know if he was single handedly arresting the 300 insurgents .kudos bro jack Bauer or Rambo

* still shy frm embarrassment* a friend took me out some days back, we bth drank 2 cartons of don simon and fish. *cutting d story* we got home very late in d night (lastt to commot frm d garden) after receiving disturbimg call frm my mum cos d guy equally stays in my compound. Wen I opened d door, I behaved myself greetd my popcy nd mumcy, nswered their questions nd went to my room. As I lie down fr bed, Jesus, e jst b like say person dey spin me nd d bed join, I felt like throwing up, I silently ran to d toilet bt b4 I run reach toilet, omoh......I still kept sneaking into d toilet with continuous vomit so dat my parents who were unfortunately nt asleep dat tym of d nyt won't know, but...,,i jst heard *in a silent tone* wat did u drink? With popcy standing close to her bhind me........,.,u know d rest (my poocy na pastor, mumcy na deaconess)

[quote author=Oklander
^^^And this right here tops the list of the most brainless comments I have ever seen on nairaland.[/quote]And ds man must be among the contributors of underdevelopment to the state. Pple like u who shy away frm the truth has to be dealt with first or weeded

Maybe kogi will b better if okene is removed *no insult intended* bt those pple can burn cars and kill pple fr killing a dog..there's natural hatred existing among them ,so how do u xpect development where theres no unity?

Am sorry to say this..maybe I shldnt be in d religion section in the first place but...I always think that wen d Holy spirit takes over u, u shldnt be aware of wat goes on around u but I get surprised wen sm of them while prophesying and speaking ,they still stretch out their hands to collect microphone..
And to the OP ,have u heard or seen that in nowadays churches, pple re taught how to speak in tongues "brother say something" (a job meant fr d Holy spirit o) .so wen d pastor starts his own tongues ,dey don't wanna b left behind, they begin speak d rubbish dey learnt. I knw of pple dat dey start speaking in useless tongues during mere discussions like football and d likes..
Thirdly, has anyone ever thought y pple's tongue's always the same..which means that particular tongue was learnt and crammed..Tongues shld b smfin unintentional and hav no idea of what u jst said

Is a Kogi even still a state?... before calling it a "failed state"

This is it...a commander or top officials of the NA in borno state or other affected states will see anyone complaining about terrorism as an enemy of progress. Theses top officials receive closely 1million naira everyday (I have my source). So how wld u expect terrorism to end in d country where corruption is what we shld b fighting. A footage wz released where these terrorists were jubilating after chasing d poor police outta their hood and that is a state where we hear that soldiers are frequently been discharged to. Wat stopped d military frm bombarding d area and .......... 4get boko haram will continue to exist except if corruption ends in d country and equally among the NA who even betrays themselves to death.

I downloaded MC5 but it closes afte launching....wat could be the problem? Abeg I no want make my GB waste fr notin

A good samaraitan directed me here...I stay in Lugbe..I jst need games alone bt if space no dey I will need memory card too....pls make d price bearable

jreyez: DOWNLOAD DATA

DOWNLOAD APK

Pls I downloaded d 2 files (real steel)
nd sent it to my android. But I dnt knw how 2 combine d files 2 make d game work....pls help!!!!!!!!

Pls anyone in Abuja who has android HD games can pls kindly contact me on haywire07@yahoo.com or watsapp:08101052286.
Abeg am too tired to keep staying home idle.

After the whole story..I go com giv u one dirty slap and call my GF to come here ASAP.....na dere thunder go com fire u.
Chai...Jesus Christ see weapoms fashioning against we guys o.