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jatau7:
make we leave am like dat haywire1...I no nid to dey follow anybody argue. ..

Pishure speaks a millions words

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itoski:
Na cech na...DAT guy love clean sheet pass e life o...I hear say dem kick am out from school cos e dey like submit clean sheet self

Lol

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jatau7:
I don chop 15k...only arsenal match....I stake arsenal to win with 5k.....up gunnnerzzzz....I tell una

Walahi, I can swear wit anything say na lie, only 20% of people fit stake 5k on arsenal wins nd u ain't among, die hard arsenal fans sef staked X1

Abi u wan turn OBA IRO SECOND

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Na China soccer sure pass for now

Teams dey beat each other 8-2

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DonPsymon:
Lol brother


Arsenal's tactics jes worked out... And NO BE LUCK!


Guadiola I think will not succeed in England! He has it all too easy in Germany! Damn... See the players body language... No real fight, nothing!

Tiki taka na dead style jor... We know how to counter it now.

+ as for you bar, good luck with that

Na setup jare,arsenal kooo arsenal nii

Na auto reply uefa put me sha, thunder strike all of them.. corruption everywhere, fvck them all

E pain me gan oo, hw both teams score no go enter

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itoski:
u dey vex when men dey pop champagne say Arsenal dne triple their bank account
#Life

My own is, how on earth did bayern not to score a single goal

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deracathy:
Gunners for Life..

Its gonna be a success service year.
..



More success Stories.

Go sit down jare, wen did u turn Mrs macho wey get muscle to carry gun

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theSpark:
You can say that again

#reminiscing

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DonPsymon:
Bayern Munich just proved why tiki taka won't work in England


Donasere and hilsocial... Na the same thing we the play dem play today o

Na set up jare, I no believe d match @all.. I'm composing a message to send to uefa now sef, I'm demanding d refund of my dollars , how on earth will arsenal win bayern Munich without bayern scoring a single goal

It's a big scam and I must get my dollars refunded


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mistabiola:
★★★ Tot you're the one that proposed this;


On the 20th we should have a grand e-party to celebrate the good times we've had here. Feel free to dig up facts about one another from page 1-3k.

I'll bring out all the silly things some of y'all said between page 1-300. Some people really said rubbish. Anyway, the idea is to have a great time before we split.

Let's not forget.

Secondly, when we see our posting let's also do another census for the following:
1. How many people got their first choice
2. How many people got their second choice
3. How many people got their third choice
4. How many got outside their choices

This will help us determine if the choosing of states was for real or not. The information will help those coming after us.

After this we can now split to various States fully.

Oya blah, blah ,blah ,blah et al say something (especially about the census)


My suggestion anyway.
★★★~ ©Mistabiola®

Chaiii werey boy, where av u been?? Chaii Missed u gann

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Thunder strike arsenal

Stvpid Club wen dey suppose lose they go win

Thunder strike wenger left yansh

Stvpid bayern Munich too, soccer Don turn set up jare. ..

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emerich:
Abeg make una help me pray make Mancity win Sevilla tomoro, I know say prayer warriors dey this thread.

Lol, sevilla go kill man City fa

Bayern Munich gonna wound arsenal tonite

My own is dat both teams must score

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DonPsymon:
Bet Ogun wee not pay you sh*t


Me ma I jes d use style look Anambra and Osun sha

Osun no pay ooo

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PREFERED STATE OF DEPLOYMENT
NYSC B'15

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Haywire1 105***
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donasere 116***
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IMO
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EDO
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dossylvanus 160***

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Make una mention me (Haywire1) with ur first state of Choice and first 3digit of ur CUN. Use this format, moniker,first 3digits of ur CUN,State.
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Rashdimuh:
how much is the SOR

I don't think there will be any fee attach

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balerinagold:
Is SOR collection tomorrow alone?

Don't know yet but I don't think it gonna be tmw alone

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Rashdimuh:
thanks when is the last day

Lol I don't know fa abi na last day u wanna enter

We've only this week before camp opens

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CHIEF IMAM SALAM ALAIKUM

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Rashdimuh:
Sciences pure and applied

Are u in school?? Cos SOR collection is tmw


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Rashdimuh:
Lautech peeps wetin dey happen any info abt SOR

It's tmw, which faculty u graduated from? ?

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Zakamori:
seems those who are supposed to be in charge in Lautech have no idea about it o.

Thanks.

Wait till Friday

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DonPsymon:
Bro... Make una stop that thing. E no good... Dos fit get strong heart but no be everybody fit strong like that...


Jes change the topic.

Okk Bro, dossylvanus maximum respect, hope u know say all na play Bro..

I hail one nd only silver back...

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dossylvanus:
Dont you know when to stop? Thought it died yesternight? Behave boy.

Lol kikikikakakkakakokokoko , stop using black gorilla, then I will stop too

Use white gorilla
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DonPsymon:
Okay... That's better


When una want start to collect sef ?

Tmw

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DonPsymon:
Baba I dey o


I decide make I take break from thread small... To the remind myself of NYSC always go d build up anxiety


Thanks to ministerial screening and champions league I get things wey fit kill time and serve as distractions before tomoro.


How far na?


I been d hear rumor say una school dey closed? How una wan take collect SOR?

Dey Don settle am

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MORNING DOSSYLVANUS AKA SILVER BACK

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#[b] Morning E-famz

I THINK WE NEED TO INVITE SOMEONE OR TWO FROM CM C14 OR A15 TO ENLIGHTEN US MORE ABOUT WHAT NOT TO CARRY ALONG TO CAMP LIKE LAPTOP ET.C

GUYS WAT DO U THINK?

8days.....28th October ( stream I)
36days......25th November ( stream II)
Have a blessed day....
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theSpark:
At this time last year I was done with my final exams.


See how time flies.

O'boy u Don tay for house ooo


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To the new Otondos, the one overly excited of
leaving home and serving their fatherland, and to
those ones who are moody already because of their
postings, this is for you.
If you’re unhappy with your postings and already
wishing and dreaming of the day Baba Buhari
would scrap the scheme, you go just wait for long.
Better calmly and jejeli accept your fate and move
on. Besides the service doesn’t really take that long,
before you close and open your eyes, you’re
already done with it. Just open your heart and
make good use of it. I mean good use; that does not
include messing up your life for fun. Do I hear
someone saying what’s my own? Well, Na una
sabi.
NYSC is a compulsory one year service set up by
the Nigerian government to involve Nigerian
graduates in the development of the country. Most
big companies request for the certificate before
you can be part of their team, Therefore its better
you get through with it once and for all. Find
something productive to do within your service
year by studying your environment and looking
for gaps to fill. Think of impacting the community
within the service year which may be part of your
achievement; something you’ll look back on and be
proud to have achieved such a feat.
If you’re one who have overworked your posting
just to favour you and it didn’t. Just accept your
fate and move on. Besides you are expected to mix
with people of other tribes, social and family
backgrounds, to learn the culture of the indigenes
in the place you are posted to. You shouldn’t be
serving in your state of residence, that’s ojoro. Go
out of your comfort zone and serve. Lol (dodges
stone).
Having said that, what are those things you should
take to the orientation camp? The “orientation"
period of approximately three weeks is spent in a
military controlled boot "camp" away from family
and friends. So you’re going alone to the camp!
You don’t need to hold that much except you’re one
who spend extravagantly. You can use your money
so well and it will last you for the 21 days of your
stay in camp. I brought 30k to camp and still had
enough change at hand. I won’t disclose the
amount, lest you people start your yabbing.
Nevertheless, you don’t need flaunt that
“dangoteism” in you. Spend wisely!
You should know the food you are getting isn't
oriental special but Maami market is your friend.
Be reminded that there are no sockets in the room
and charging is N50 per device. Better buy power
bank from home for that will save you the stress of
running to the Maami market to charge phones
everytime. Keep your stuffs well! I repeat Keep
your stuffs well from those ones with magnetic
fingers. Do not spend money for attraction, don’t
be brother or sister 250k and spend only when
necessary.
Make sure you don’t forget your Dettol, that’s very
important. Except you’re already planning to
change your skin colour. You don’t need to carry
your whole bag of makeup, for there will be little
or no time for that. But if you’re on a mission of
finding Mr. Right, you can carry the whole sack of
makeup. Na you kuku get your face. But most times
you’ll end up being on your natural look.
Don’t forget your mosquito nets, you will need that.
Buy from home cos those ‘aunty, help me buy’ can
double the price for you. Have in mind that you’ll
also be buying buckets except you have also
decided not to bath for the whole three weeks. The
bigger plastic buckets cost about N300, you’ll need
two.
I’ll also advise that you buy the white rubber
tennis they sell in camp, it can withstand the dirt
and easier to wash. You don’t need to double up
your muscles in washing the tennis like you would
on a normal white tennis.
You may not like the kitchen food, so hold money,
for you will be spending at the Maami market. A
plate of food costs N250; remember you’ll be
buying bottle water, pure water dey too. Maami get
everything so far you have your money and if
you’re a fine babe, (I mean fine o, as in real fine
babe), don’t worry, the lord has answered your
prayers. For they will buy you food on a daily/
weekly basis, but that is not a reason for you to be
chopping up and down, you may take for today
and postpone it to the next 3days. You move your
admirers to the friendzone but if your Mr. Right is
among them goodluck.
Five white shorts and shirt is okay. If you cannot
wash as a natural ajeboti or as an ajeboti by force,
Mammi has everything including dry cleaners. If
you also cannot fetch water there are ‘aunty/uncle
let me help you’, just be ready to pay them. They
charge a minimum of N30 depending on the size of
your bucket. If you have hand to wash your dirty
clothes, hold pegs please.
Other items you’ll need are; washing soap, bathing
soap, toothpaste, toothbrush, Sanitary pad,
beverages, etc….. abeg check your call up letter for
more.
On a bright note, enjoy your orientation camp,
participate in one or two activities of your choice.
There were rumours during my time that one will
be posted to the state city for participation in some
of these activities but that didn’t work during my
own time. Nevertheless, just participate and enjoy
yourself. You can work as part of the medical team
if you study medicine or any science related
courses or at the OBS (Orientation Broadcasting
service) if you have a good presentation skills.
There will be a lot of competitions in camp, make
sure you participate in one or two, make friends
and act responsibly. If you’re married, remember
your spouse at home, please don’t give yourself a
bad name. For Mr and Mrs singles, act responsibly,
and remember the sons and daughters of whom
you are. I wish you well, enjoy camp and be good.
I’ve tried. I've written more than enough; So that’s
all for now.

donasere:
Less than 24 hours......






Actually 14hrs 30mins more!

Make una no worri, I will update una immediately


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Donpsymon my padi, hw u dey nd where u go yesterday??

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