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A woman approached her son who just been elected into an executive office and the following conversation took place.

Mother: My son, are you happy for what God has done for you?

Son : Certainly mum, l am. He is actually a wonderful God!

Mother: So what will you do ton thank Him for His great work?

Son : Any way will go to the man of God and give him some money.

Mother: That's very nice,but i mean what will you do for the people?

Son : Ah! The people? What do you what me to do for them? They did nothing special. Infact i paid during the campaign to
render a service for me and that what they did, my business with them are over. i now have to face my own
business in the government house and visit them again during my re-relection campaign [chai ]

Mother: [in low tone] no wonder,this is actually not the work of God......

OK

how does it concern us

you didnt do the needful..

Nneka123:
checking something...

the thing no get name?

[quote author=voodoo85 post=29906287]thanx for obvious [/quok

Chimarto:
Am introvert

who ask you.

You go carry long newspaper post here

rubey:
Dating her for 3years, you are not ready
Had sex with her, you are not ready
Poured the sperm in her, you are not ready...

Mr, when are you going to be ready for anything in your life!!

he is going to be ready when christ come

weed the work i can sense that

OK

question for the gods

sexyseun:
Like seriously i miss my daddy
May his sould rest in peace (Amen)

Amen.
Take heart dear

abeg wetin atletico madrid played

sexyseun:
well, maybe true but if you see her face to face, she's got an ageless face and body structure.. you can mistake her for 16yr old girl

ok.
Thats nature for her

weed is at work...

he is checking your punny

she is short and fine

any man wey go marry her go tall or less they go born dwarf

HizMissy:
mine are cute sha...

pix or adontbelivit

clevvermind:
and i like those 2%. how do u arrived at this by the way?

from my imagination

Cmanforall:
You better go blind den.
Ur username says it all. #Dont hv ur time

but you have to time creat this..

clevvermind:
there are ladies with big eyes still looking nice sha.

2% of them

how old is the girl?
Can you guess


so guy no fvck up or less you want your fvck up to be treated by her dad

clevvermind:
is that so?

there eye go de shine like touch for night
and having big eye minimizes their beautifulness in them

Cmanforall:
And yet you commenting on it?

yea,i hate seeing unreasonable posts.

thats a big turn off mehn

nice joke...
Joke section pls

Cmanforall:
.
Why you lazy to read?

your post no get any meaning

pls summarize

infact you need a bad boy