d update too small o

I'm sorry that is why I'm making it 2/3post.
I will make ammendment.

Good morning folks!

As we were eating and catching fun at the same time. There's another girl at another table with her guy.

She kept staring at me and giving me signs that she wants to talk with me but I know that's not possible.
I tried to concentrate more on the Adeboye's but the seating arrangement did not helped. I was directly facing the girl while Bidemi&Kikelomo were backing her.

The guy she came with was busy devouring his meal like a prisoner just released from kirikiri (mumu/maga). He was not even aware of what was going on. The staring went on for a while.

I ignored her but as I was about to take selfie with my girls; the girl approached our table.
The girl: good afternoon guys
Us: good afternoon
The girl: I have been watching you guys since morning and I know that you all know how to catch fun.

I immediately looked at her table.. the guy was nowhere to be found. Maybe he went to the gent (I smell trouble).

Me: Yes... my friends second name is fun... (we all laughed)
The girl: Okay... I have to go back to my table now.
she walks round our table then drops a note in my pocket and whispered into my ear "call me".

We all watched her as she catwalks her way back to her table. We were all quite for awhile. I bought out the note, it's only a phone number that's on it and I handed it over to Kikelomo.

Bidemi: that girl needs to be taught a lesson.
Me: (her mood has changed) Bidemi just let it off jare.
Kikelomo: na all those runs girl... leave am jare.... she's not worth it
Bidemi: who do she thinks she is? A guy with two girls in a fast food. And she still has the gut to.....
Me: (cuts her off) Bidemi relax.... not as if I'm going to call her. You can have the number if you want to.
Kikelomo: (tears the paper) you see... all is well now. Let's continue with our selfie.

Kikelomo and I was busy checking our pix when we heard Bidemi's voice from afar. She is now seating with the girl and the guy on their table (guy is back now).

Bidemi: hello
The guy: hi... what can we do for you?
Bidemi: Nothing much.... I have been looking at you for awhile. I think I like you. can I please have your number? I really want to know you.
The guy: (amused) why do you think I will want to do that? I'm with my girlfriend you know (pointing at her).
Bidemi: Okay.... then let me give you mine.... at least you can call me whenever she's not with you (bad eyeing her).
The guy: (now angry) please stop all these... I'm not interested in being your friend. Don't you have respect for women like yourself? It's sl*t like you that makes people talks ungodly things about women.
Bidemi: (now angry) how dare you call me a sl*t? If anybody is a sl*t: then it's this bit*h sitting right here (pointing at her).

Before we could move from our table to calm things down ... the guy has already slapped Bidemi.

This really got me infuriated.
Me: how dare you slap a woman?
The guy: how dare she call my girlfriend a sl*t and a bit*h in a sentence
Me: is she not a sl.....

Before I could finished my statement. The guy attempted to slap me and I blocked it then gave him the beating of his life. I punched him in the eye and he kept shouting "my eye my eye" (who cares). I lifted him up, later to slam him on the floor.
I continued panel beating his body with my punches (blow). Left, right and centre.. I'm very sure if it were to be a wrestling match; it would have been counted as KO (knock out).
The girl wanted to run away but Bidemi held her with her belt like the way policemen used to arrest criminals.
It took 5mins before KFC security men could separate us but I had already succeeded in adding more flesh to his right eye and mouth (both swollen)

The manager came out and we explained everything to him. He blamed the two girls involved. He settled it. He said he's not involving the police because we dint spoil anything. We apologised to ourselves and I insisted on taking him to the chemist for treatment.

I paid N1500 to the chemist and I left both of them to sort out themselves.


We were heading straight home without uttering a word when Kikelomo broke the silence.

I'm beginning to love nairaland the more.....

Oga Hazardous, carry go jare. Nothing do you.

Bobo. Bidemi is still in Love with U. And I don't think just friends can work for her cos she will always get jealous anytime she sees U with another girl. U gaz settle her matter ooo!

l like ur story but above all i love ur humility and fact u are making science student proud in the art world thank u

SkyyLord:
Bobo. Bidemi is still in Love with U. And I don't think just friends can work for her cos she will always get jealous anytime she sees U with another guy. U gaz settle her matter ooo!

Abi ooooo.... thank God I fought well that day. I for fall their hand.

unlimitedbosco:
l like ur story but above all i love ur humility and fact u are making science student proud in the art world thank u

Thanks Bro: I know that I'm a raw writer. I'm not trying to make a point about being a science student but to enjoy myself when I'm less busy.

Thanks for taking your time to read. I really appreciate.

Kikelomo: (Smiling) you guys dey craze ooo... I have pictures that would make you laugh.

She started showing the guys face after the panel beating face restructuring. We all laughed all the way home.

We got home around 2pm. Kikelomo then starts with Bidemi.
Kikelomo: Bidemi; don't ever repeat what you did today... you almost got us into trouble (serious).
Bidemi: I'm sorry... it won't happen again.
Kikelomo: I don't even know if you still want to date Femi.... what is your problem if a girl admires him; tell me?
Bidemi: (tears rolling down her eyes) it won't happen again.
Me: (trying to cheer her up) it's well... at least you guys know that I can protect you. I...... (cuts me off)
Kikelomo: I know that you will keep leading her on. Instead of you telling her the truth. you are here pampering her. Keep leading her on oooo. I have said my own. (stormed out of the living room).

Bidemi kept crying. I was so confused. I don't know whether to cheer her up or just keeps looking at her (I did the later).
I left the room and went in search for Kikelomo. I found her in the living room.

Me: Kikelomo... that's a very harsh thing to say to your sister. You know her to be an emotional person. We just have to give her sometime.
Kikelomo: that's the point; she still thinks she's still a 5year old girl that always get want she wants.
Me: I understand you but you should know that she doesn't have that type of lion heart like you. She's inexperience like you.
Kikelomo: (voice changed) so I now have the experience because I almost had sex with you. No be your fault.
Me: (confused) that's not what I meant: I'm sorry if what said got you angry.
Kikelomo: just because I pretended and suffers silently inside of me; you now take me as a wayward person that already knows how to handle her emotions. (tears rolling down her eyes)

I kept quiet because anything I say would only inflate her anger.
I'm now back to square one with the Adeboye's.

Back to square one. (blowing my weed Jeje..ready to read with double eyes..) updates abeg.

I dey keep my cool for font seat shaa ooo

Waiting for Update

Femi bobo, please show her care now atleast she loves you. What's your problem? You caused it all

Girls lyk drama o..

hazardous:


Welcome on board... I'm really honoured by your ghost deactivation.

thanks boo for the dedication.


you are one in a million

Aipete2:
Femi bobo, please show her care now atleast she loves you. What's your problem? You caused it all

Hmnnnnn... Femi is an adventurous person. he's not to be tamed down... lol....

Just kidding ooo!

A message beep on my phone brought me back to life. I removed the phone from my pocket and it was from First Bank. They sent my account number to me via text message. That was when I remembered Sarah.
I edited the message and I sent it to Sarah showing my bank account details. I went to the back yard and made a call to her about the proceedings.
Sarah: hello.... I have seen it.
Me: Okay, I just wanted to let you know.
Sarah: Okay, I will send one of my boys to send the money.
Me: Okay... thanks dear.
Sarah: (giggles) my pleasure... I'm busy now: I will call you later.
Me: Okay... bye.

I ended the call and starts looking around to see if I'm being monitored.
I then dialled Motunrayo's number and we talked for 5mins. We ended the conversation. I proceeded heading back into the house having deleted both numbers from my dialled list. I also deleted the message sent to Sarah.

I was about entering their living room when I heard Bidemi's voice. She seems very angry with her sister. I stood back and listen.

Bidemi: where is Femi?
Kikelomo: I think he has gone home... maybe tired of your stupid and possessive lifestyle.
Bidemi: he can't go. You gave him a wrong impression about what happened today.....
Kikelomo: stop it. What is wrong with you? Can't you just use your brain at least for once? Femi is not someone you can date.
If today's event is anything to go by. You can't date him. You are hot tempered like mummy. Femi is every ladies man. You will only kill yourself silently if you insist on dating a guy like him.
Bidemi: (shedding tears) but I love him... I love him.
Kikelomo: see that is what I'm saying... how long do you think those eyes would last holding down your tears. I want the best for you. I.....
Bidemi: (cuts her off) if you want the best for me, then help me get him. I can take the pain. (tears rolling freely now).
Kikelomo: Femi is a cheat. He played us both once. He's a flirt. He kept moving from one girl to another. He......

(this girl can lie) I can't take it anymore. I just entered the living room. They were surprised to see me.

They were looking as if they ved seen a ghost.

Gangaun . . Action time

Abi ooooo... the action begins.

#Sexymoma




I walked to Bidemi and I asked her.

Me: do you really love me as you proclaimed?
Bidemi: (nods yes affirmatively).
Me: Okay... I love you too. (kissing her on her forehead)

I now faced Kikelomo.

Me: (angry mood) I know I'm not a perfect person but I don't think I deserve such turn off from you. I will never tarnish your image anywhere even within my family. Hush... All I ever wanted is to be your friend. I think I have tolerated enough of this madness. If you think I'm not good enough for your sister; I think you should get a better guy who is. Not as if you are perfect yourself. (paused momentarily) Kikelomo, you disgust me. (she felt bad)

I then stormed out of their house. Off to my house. I got home 3pm. Feeling lonely. I called Motunrayo and we talked at length for 20mins. In between that call was Kikelomo waiting call. I ignored her after the call and she kept calling. I dropped the phone and headed to the bathroom for shower. Only to come back to see 7missed calls and two text messages. 5 from Kikelomo and 2 from Bidemi. I checked the text. One from Bidemi and the other from first bank. I hurriedly click on the first bank. It was alert credit of N50,000. I shouted "OPE OO ". I don hammer.
I unwilling read Bidemi's message. She begs me to come back to their house. That her sister has been crying since and all her effort to console her proved abortive.

For my mind... go where?... I just relax on my bed and I slept off. I woke up around 5pm. I immediately picked my phone and I dialled Sarah's number.

Sarah: hello dear.
Me: hello love...I have seen it. thanks.
Sarah: it's nothing. So when will you be chanced to see me?.
Me: I'm always available during the day.... anytime from 8am to 8pm weekdays.
Sarah: good... that means we can see on Friday then.
Me: sure.... I just can't wait to show my appreciation for you.
Sarah: hmnnnnn... Me too... I'm feeling horney now sef. Or can we meet at Bluetop hotel at 6pm.
Me: (happy) sure but only if you promised to allow me leave 7:45pm.
Sarah: I promise.... let me rush and arrange somethings so that I won't keep you waiting.
Me: Okay dear. .... love you
Sarah: love you you too (she ends the call)

Omo... your life don dey kolo ooo.... how could you be loving someone that's 10years older than you.

Bros Ur wahala don full plate ooo!... But what were U thinking telling Bidemi U Love her??.. I'll advice U leave her alone. Cos she's to emotional and if anything goes wrong, it could affect the relationship b/w Ur family and hers. Thread with caution... More Updates Pls!!

SkyyLord:
Bros Ur wahala don full plate ooo!... But what were U thinking telling Bidemi U Love her??.. I'll advice U leave her alone. Cos she's to emotional and if anything goes wrong, it could affect the relationship b/w Ur family and hers. Thread with caution... More Updates Pls!!

nice comment jawe,u no see I siddon dey look Femi, e b like say make I knock am fr dat silly mistake

hazardous:


Lol! Name of the drug.... Hmnnnnnn. na Oga Seun fit tell you that one ooo.

You wan go kill person (Smiling).

Na who be oga seun?

Kolynz:




Na who be oga seun?

You new here

kentozybee:
nice comment jawe,u no see I siddon dey look Femi, e b like say make I knock am fr dat silly mistake

No mind the guy jare! Knock am well well. He no dey hear word!

Ghost mode deactivated. comment system activated.

thats it

sexymoma:
You new here

Yeah, new member..

SkyyLord:
Bros Ur wahala don full plate ooo!... But what were U thinking telling Bidemi U Love her??.. I'll advice U leave her alone. Cos she's to emotional and if anything goes wrong, it could affect the relationship b/w Ur family and hers. Thread with caution... More Updates Pls!!

Love can't be explained by anyone. Obama and Michelle.... Jonathan and patience....

It's just a mystery.

#Viciyus.... I see you!







I put on something casual. I headed off to Bluetop hotel. I met Tunde and Ronke at one of the table. I didn't hesitate to join him.
Me: bawo ni Tunde...
Tunde: I dey oooo
Me: Ronke the big mama... (I no fit call am name for outside without her title ooo). How levels na?
Ronke: levels dey okay...
Tunde: this wan wey we see you today... I hope all is well.?
Me: Yes ore... I have an appointment with Sarah. She will be here anytime from now.
Tunde: hmnnnn... you sure like better thing ooo.
Me: abi oooo... I say make I take style resemble you. (pointing to ronke).

We all laughed while I called for two bottles of small stout. I was about gulping down the second bottle when my baby shows at our table at 6:04pm. Right on time. I was very bold now and my Oga started battling with my trousers when she saw her. She greeted us and I excused myself.

Me: sorry guys... I have to go. you know that I don't do late night things.
Tunde: you and your family sef... no wahala! make sure you treat her real good.
Me: I go do am with my life.

We all laughed. She collected a room key and in a minutes time we were in the room.

Me: Sarah baby.... my life... my love. Thanks for the cash
Sarah: no problem.
Me: my sweet potato....
Sarah: yesssss....

I started calling her different names while my mouth was planting kisses all over her body. The heat of passion has really enclosed us. Then I locked her mouth with her kiss.

We were kissing very passionately. I undressed her in the most romantic way while I danced striped off my clothes. We were both naked and staring into each others eye with lust.

I managed to put on a condom and I mounted her in a missionary style. I kept thrusting and wining my waist. She held me very tight and she was speaking in language only god knows.
I kept pounding her and I released after 4mins..... I collapse on her. she called out...
Sarah: Femi..what was that?.... have you released?
Me: Yes.. (feeling exhausted).
Sarah: you are not serious... how could you release when I'm yet to have one organ*m
Me: I'm sorry... I just don't know what came over me.


She kept on scolding me like the way a father would scold a child when he fails waec for the third time. I was looking down like a born failure.

Who would blame her...you can't pay N50,000 for the rubbish I did.

I have to muster strength for second round.... lord give me strength, I silently prayed.