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ellacute45:
sorry for what dear
It's your opinion

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Iffa catch you ehen? [/color]

ellacute45:

annoyingman:
went to see my boo yesterday, her mum and dad are no longer together for years now! i dey palor dey chill thats how her mum entered, oboy she make sense! This was the first time i was going to my gf house so i have never seen her mum before, but i just bone! later na the woman come wear leggings come outside with polo top SEE YANSH, na so i lose interest for my gf body oo, now eh i don collect the woman number! i dey reason to run matters, wetin una think BAD GUYS SHOW ME ROAD, cause i no fit remove the tot of the woman BIG YANSH FROM MY MIND

ellacute45:
what's the difference
You said it's fake

Fynestboi:
Are you contemplating on the importance of graduating with a first class degree? These are five reasons you must graduate with a first class degree.

1. It places you ahead of your mates.
There are over a thousand and one person in the same field with you. Graduating with first class set you apart from them.

2. It increase your chances of getting job.
I believe you will agree with me that it is no longer easy to get a job in Nigeria. An anonymous even said "seeking for job in Nigeria is a job itself" and that is the obvious truth. This is more than a reason you must graduate with a first class degree. It eases you the stress of searching for jobs. Most entrepreneurs would love to have brilliant people to handle their works and this opens a humongous door for first class graduates.

3. It makes your parents proud.
It is the joy of parents to see their children doing well especially in the area of academy. You need to make these sacrificing parents glad by coming out with a first class.

4. It makes you more connected.
I have come to know that one of the mightiest key to wealth and greatness is CONNECTION. You can't afford to do without it. Graduating with a first class degree will link you with different great people who are magnetized with your excellent performance.

5. It makes you popular.
There is a popular saying I so much like. "Success has many parents while failure is an orphan". No one likes rolling with failure. Everyone likes being a friend of the best students. I can sense you like to be the man of the people.

Even though, the song on campus. Don't be wearied, just do good to graduate with a first class degree.

SOURCE : http://eduregard.com/5-reasons-must-get-first-class-degree/

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Tbh...
Nothing here is encouraging [/color]

ellacute45:
you said the story is fake

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I'm just saying some stories posted online are not true. [/color]

tempem:
How can I please?

ellacute45:

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Whats with the face my lady? [/color]

ellacute45:

timidapsin:
Its a Game of Phones


Hidden Mobile phone on the carpet has been driving internet users crazy...
But can you find it?



This photo i found on Afriwap has been shared nearly 16,000 times, reaching 120,000 reactions on social media
The image is the latest in a string of viral puzzles confounding the internet



Are your eyes sharp enough to solve this brain teaser driving people crazy on Facebook?

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/07/08/19/3614155C00000578-3681369-image-a-24_1468003196522.jpg


Take your time to look for it.. And you will eventually find it.

Copied from: http://afriwap.com/general-discussion/there-is-a-hidden-mobile-phone-on-this-carpet-can-you-find-it

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Is it an iphone or android?

But what am seeing is a Nokia torchlight phone, buh I'm not sure. [/color]

tempem:
Where am I?
Don't even know.. Who are you?
Backoff!!

ellacute45:
Woww.. Thank God for your life

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Ella? You seriously believed it? [/color]

tempem:
HDee, tell me exactly what you are looking for here

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You my brother needs to get laid! [/color]

Goldie88:
Good morning my good people of nairaland
I finally got a job.... see if you are a guest on nairaland pls just try and register cos nairaland forum is a blessing in disguise...., I have been a guest for years and I decided to register like some months back...... all the information I gathered here really helped me in my job hunt
Nairaland taught me to move from my comfort zone and meet new people.... well, I met new people and those people (girls) you would never know they have connections oo as in young girls between 25-30, working in global organizations, controlling big things and even responsible for themselves...
I am finally employed and the pay is nice and the resumption time is 11am....what can I say.... My parents and siblings go enjoy me die atleast before I start having other responsibilities to cater for... God bless you

Smellymouth:
Even though being ugly is not a sin or any fault of yours but I know myself very well..

After looking at these kids by Fathia and Saheed,I, Smellymouth aka ALAGA1 has reconsidered who i decide to have kids with..As I ugly finish, I must marry a cute babe..

I want to plead with you all,Please for the sake of your children, get pregnant for someone who is not also ugly.....

Biko, there is no need in deceiving your self with the saying "beauty is in the eyes of the beholder".

Berlyn:
who's this Akin olaiya sef

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Babe.. Do you live on a chicken farm, cos you sure do know how to raise a cork..

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BaeBella:
Especially that moyo lawal of a geh.. upon all the make-up she still worwor..

HateU2:
Oya, coman take lap dance

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*rolls in with my already erect_ kondo*

Babe you're killing it. [/color]

Smellymouth:
Put on your dancing shoes everybaaadyy!!

DJ exclusive, biko Jam me UP!!

Jimmy Jatt Ft Wizzy----->Feeling the Beat..


Say Dem Dey Feel Am For Gwagwalada/
Make My Mind Blow Oh Oh/
Dem Dey Feel Am Around Town/
E Dey Touch My Soul Oh Oh/
I Pray For More Money Oh Oh Oh Oh/
Eleda mi Oh Oh Oh Oh/
Ma pada Leyin Mi Oh/
Leyin Mi Oh Oh/
So I Pray O eh/



https://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/winning.gif

ErnieSmallzz:
*collects the mic* *clears my throat*

Okay I Erniesmallzz a.k.a M.T.N recognize this people

Berlyn( bestie toh sure)

SlyIsaac

Refiner

bqlekan

Airsultan

Royalblak007 the Rastafarian man
[size=30pt]I LOVE YOU ALL PLENTY THOUSANDS![/size]

erm who again sef I think darris all!

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We saw it smallie.. You are noticed.

Vote for fynestboi .. @Mr NL 2016[/color]

HateU2:
I'm serious . They ar fccking

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I want to believe you.. But I'm finding it difficult.
Oyaa where is the picture?


Stfuareyougod ? Are you sure this girl is not saying the truth?
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Poorboy:
We are still waiting for comedy by HDee and recognition my caringguy

[color=Teal]eeyaa!

I'm neither basketmouth nor bovi. [/color]

Mbkite:
I want to commence my M.Sc programme very soon and I know it's definitely going to affect my job a little. I'm worried my boss may not grant me the privilege to run it, if I should inform him. My question is - Should I make my intention known to him or should I just ignore him and move on with the programme and face whatever comes out?
Nairalanders, who have been in my shoes I seriously need your input.
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HateU2:
lemme call my goons.
<sub>naughtynaughty, prettythicksme, sandoski, refiner, ivvy, Airsultan, Smellymouth, kingrex1, HDee, Jarizod and all romancelanders ooooo.

There is a secret I want to tell you and im fuckingg Serious!!!!

Stfuareug0d is fuccking mamageee . I have picturess to back it up. Pm me 4 it</sub>